11/23/02
12:11 PM - Shut up you miserable bitch. I will be doing reviews, just on less disposable income. Metroid Prime will hopefully be mine this week, and I'll write a review as soon as I can. I've also got other titles to review too. So just PIPE DOWN.
We expect you to be fired shortly, so just save whatcha can, loser boy.
- RealityMeltdown
12:33 AM - This is the best apple I've had in quite a while.
I just got back from my first day of my new job about an hour ago. I can tell you that because Meltdown already mentioned it in his last update. I'm pondering writing an essay about it but I'm not sure. On one hand, it would add to our site's content, but on the other hand, there's not much to say. I don't want my essays to sound forced. I know when it's time for me to write an essay because I'll be able to feel it and I'm just not feeling anything right now. Maybe in time something will happen that'll be worth mentioning.
But if not an essay, I should at least have some reviews up before the end of the year. With work comes money, and that means I'll be able to buy new stuff. Meltdown won't because he's poor white trash. Right Melt? Yeah, who's the stupid drifter now?
- Broken X23
11/22/02
09:45 AM - Well, it's early morning and I figured it was time to talk to the world again. Broken has gotten his fat lay ass a job, so we should all congradulate him, right after we get done hassling him at Sam's Burgers. Give his dumbass the most annoying customers you can.
Metroid Prime is out, but I'm gonna have to wait till Thanksgiving to pick up a copy. Maybe a little later, since I'm poor too. Anyway, I'm addicted. I'm addicted to Metroid Prime reviews and online comics. I'd like to point out BOTH of these are spawned from my friends, who ware, in fact, jerks. Big dumb punks.
- RealityMeltdown
11/15/02
2:33 PM - Hey Meltdown? Please don't mess with the dates. It's the 15th, not the 16th and there shouldn't be a line between our updates when they're on the same day. Luckily for us, I fixed everything before anyone noticed.
As for the lack of updates, I explained that in that UPDATE I did a few days ago. Also, how the hell are we going to have a forum where you E-mail your posts in? No one's going to bother doing that! Just delete the forum section. We either have a message board or we have nothing at all. Using some half baked substitute just makes the whole thing look ridiculous.
- Broken X23
12:20 AM - I added an essay, about me being locked out. I may have to buy Metroid Prime. Before I go insane and kill someone. Well, someone else.
Broken hasn't posted ANY new content our readers could even flame in practically the last month. He's got alot of games too, and could review at least ONE. Maybe even get a friggin essay out. Look at mine! It's not like I need much of a story to write that shit! Flame his mailbox to get him off his LAZY ASS and read the goddamn site! I encourage you too!
As a side note, yes I removed the forum. The forum still exists, intact, but for ethical reasons, I cannot abide the site. It doesn't look right, the ads make it difficult to navigate, and we have only had a grand total of 4 posters. And over 90% of those posts were between me and Broken. Now, if anyone wants to post, I am PERSONALLY going to accept all mail to
RealityMeltdown and post it on the forum page. I'll hand copy and paste it all. But I can't sit and let us use and support that crap. It's insane, and it's wrong.
- RealityMeltdown
12:09 AM - Looks like we'll have to resume using our updates section for name calling since Meltdown foolishly killed off our message board. The HTML Gear thing sucks, so now the only way we can communicate with our fans is through the angry letters they send. But we don't even get any letters, angry or otherwise! Someone please send us a flame!
Moving on, like Melt said, Metroid Prime comes out soon. He seems to want to wait for Christmas, but Melt, I still think you should just buy it when it comes out and then get someone to reimburse you at Christmas. We have a chance at having a Metroid Prime review up before or at about the same time as the other web sites/magazines and you want to fuck it up! No one cares about any of the reviews we've written so far because all of those games have been out for a while. People will actually be looking for Metroid Prime reviews! But if we wait too long they'll have already made their decision (based of course, on reviews from OTHER sources) on the game and they won't care anymore. So you need to get your ass in gear and buy that game! How are we ever going to be a good site if we don't review recent games? Some things are more important than your financial security.
- Broken X23
11/14/02
4:40 PM - I'm sure everyone has noticed that the 30 day no-advertising period at EZboards has ended. How can you tell, you ask? Are you fucking stupid?!?!! You mean you somehow, through a pervesion of reality somehow neglected to notice the fucking HUGE people making out on our page? Or how about the FAKILLION pop-up ads? Yeah? You missed all that? Oh shut up. Anyway, I backed up the message board (pain in the ass). Hopefully we can get some HTML gear to replace it. I ought to sue ezboards for not notifing me that their "free" service was so ass raping. My cornhole hurts, and I haven't posted all week.
Anyway, on other matters... Metroid Prime comes out monday, and I'm tweaking out. I friggin want it BAD! But I'm poor, so I really should wait till christmas, when I can force my family to buy it. And if they don't, I'm going to kill them with the lesser gifts, like socks and fruitcake. I friggin' LOVE metroid. If they had an opening without armor, or those sharp claws things, I'd be there dry humping it. And these ones are good. Metroid Fusion is ALSO important. I got all the Metroids. I played the GameBoy one like a bazillion times. And the NES one, a gogillion times. And the Super Nintendo one a bazillion-gogillion times. They rock. I swear, if I saw anyone here carrying it, I would foam at the mouth, hump their leg as I was jumping them and running off with their game. If a Nintendo truck drove by, I'd hijack it with duct tape and a screwdriver.
Hopefully we can add some more content. Broken, despite what he said, is a big ass hippie slacker. Smack with with your Samus Aran fanclub belts. It's what I'd do.
- RealityMeltdown
11/09/02
4:53 PM - I think I should jump in here for a minute. You're right Melt, I haven't updated in a while. The reason that I don't do more essays is because I don't feel the need to write one about every single thought that pops into my head like you do. As for reviews, that's taking some time, but I'll come up with something eventually.
Also, don't use our updates section to bitch about me. If you want to whine about something then use the message board. This is only for updates, not your petty annoying complaints. Think of our readers for once you jackass!
Anyway, go here. There's your fucking update.
- Broken X23
3:00 AM - I added an essay about my life as of half an hour ago. Read it. I expect to get another essay I started out sometime this wekeend, maybe even two. Broken hasn't updated in like, two weeks. What a fucking slacker.
- RealityMeltdown
11/03/02
12:25 PM - I added an essay about cereal, and I have another one in the works. I hope to get you guys a review too. I've also backed up the site. Oh, and in case you missed this, since the old news is gone, I'd like to formally state that Broken is a pansy.
- RealityMeltdown
11/01/02
12:10 AM - All our old news has been thrown into the "Old News" section.
- Broken X23
