Quotes

There just isn't enough vagina in this conversation to keep me awake
- RealityMeltdown

Girls arent furniture! Well, maybe in some positions.
- RealityMeltdown

What the fuck are you talking about?
- RealityMeltdown

I know you like quotes about things that compromise the security of kids
- BrokenX23

Broken X23: Under the Mario drawing I had "A poorly drawn stop sign"
RealityMeltdown: .... and?
Broken X23: Mario isn't a stop sign!

Damn.. even that little chime it makes when you get an IM is extra stupid when it's an IM from you
- Broken X23

Well we won't have him walking when he's standing still
- Broken X23

RealityMeltdown: Why can't I remember buck tooths name?!
Broken X23: David Letterman?
RealityMeltdown: Thanks
Broken X23: You forgot that?
RealityMeltdown: YES! SHUT UP! SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP! I'm a fairy princess!

I... I told Bill if they move my desk one more time, I'm quitting. I used to be over by the window, and they moved me three times already this year. If they do it one more time, I'm out of here. I used to have my own stapler, too, and then, when I moved back, they made me give back my stapler. And... but Bill told me I'm supposed to have a stapler, so... until I'm told different, I'm just gonna take the stapler. And, if they make me give it back, I'll... I'll just... I'll set the building on fire.
- Milton

Ryoga03: so he did his first?
RealityMeltdown: But HE copied ME
Ryoga03: ..... You don't get to talk anymore

We have the combined intelligence of swallows.
- RealityMeltdown