Ed: Rock on everyone! We're here finally in our new digs.
Frank: Party on, everyone.
Ed: Alright, it's been a while since we did one of these little shindigs, so let's see what we got here. Um...
Frank: That's a lot of paper.
Ed: I know. How could anyone go through this stuff in such a short while.
Frank: Special effects fast forward time!!!
Ed:(in fast forward flipping through papers mentioning everything.)
Ed and Frank: Oh yeah.
Ed: We'll elaborate more on that stuff later, but for now...
Frank: Okay, so we saw the triple threat for the Heavy Metal Title. Couldn't keep myself still for it. Three foxes duking it out for this title. But I guess it was meant to be when Angelina won the match. Tough luck for the other two. Oh well. Moment of silence...silence has now ended because we have to name next weeks contender. And that man is none other than...Viper. Ya! Party on! The owner's goin' for the gold! So next week, we'll see Viper, the current World Champ, take on Angelina, the current Women's champion fight for the Heavy metal Title.
Ed: Okay, the world of the WWICW is like Heavy Metal. It starts off fast, draws big crowds, and when you least suspect it; a bridge comes out with a change to the tone.
Frank: I guess that could be a similarity.
Ed: Right you are. So onto the rest of the segment.
Frank: The Super X is having a slow start, I'm pretty disapointed. I thought there would be some action. But turns out that the first two matches were nothing. No shows.
Ed: Especially since it was given all this hype. I sure hope it picks up speed soon.
Frank: Rock on.
Ed: So many title changes recently happened. As you mentioned earlier, Viper won the World Title. And now Roxy, shwing, has defeated Gatt for his Rough House title.
Frank: I thought he was like the first and last champ with a speech like the one he gave. How long did he say?
Ed: Four months or something like that.
Frank: Oh...well that reign is over.
Ed: Next we had a few guys drop out over a backstage conflict.
Frank: You wouldn't happen to be talking about the tag team of WOTO would you?
Ed: The one.
Frank: So what are they gonna do now?
Ed: Who knows? Well, we...
Frank: I think we gotta go before we get the countdown.
Ed: That time again?
Frank: Well, so far it's only happened once in our career.
Frank: Okay, so I guess there's really only thing to say left.
Ed: So take us there, Frank.
Frank: Rock on.
