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Tuesday, 21 March 2006
Entry 87: JVIM... yikes!
Topic: Complete randomness
As you all know, I am a huge fan of Televangelists. I think they are hilarious! Pat Robertson, Kent Hovind, you name it. So this is why I have to post about this guy...



This guy is nuts. I have seen his prgram only once, but it was enough. His name is Jack Van Impe and he and his wife, Rexella appear on an extremely late night weekend TV program called "Jack Van Impe Presents"

They talk about conspiracy, fundamentalism, and Jack spouts Bible verses off hand (or rather off a TV prompter) and they talk crazy.

After watching their program, I called about their latest book, and unfotuately, only got the book company -- not the ministry.

His wife has got to be the biggest bubble-head know to man...



Quote: "We all know Darwin published something in the 1800s."

Nice!

Anyway, they are so ridiculous, I thought I would post the hilarity here.

Google search him for more info... but otherwise, here are some pictures...

Jack Van Impe at his best...



A book he wrote...

His logo...




Good stuff!

Just Stupid:
JVIM (especially Rexella!)

-Mr. Joseph

Posted by super2/super316 at 2:06 PM CST
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Sunday, 19 March 2006
Entry 85: Plagarism -- don't do it!
Topic: Complete randomness
OK, this really isn't an update. I am just posting my English paper here in order to copy and paste it onto a word document, just in case the email doesnt work. So I apologize. But here... and if you have read Tarry Flynn and have a paper due on him, don't read this...

In the novel, Tarry Flynn, Patrick Kavanagh uses his characters of Tarry Flynn to demonstrate the many societal problems of Ireland in the early twentieth century. Throughout the novel, Tarry Flynn and the people around him deal with day to day life of 1930's Ireland. Many social problems are brought up and demonstrated, but none more than the fact that most Irish men are stunted, emotionally, because of the hard-line of the Catholic Church. Throughout this novel, Patrick Kavanagh uses Tarry Flynn to demonstrate how Irish men were unable to mature, in the emotional sense, as much as they should have.
One of the most frequent themes of this demonstration is sexual maturity. In Ireland, the people have always followed the Church’s very strict rule prohibiting any kind of sexual contact. This results in teenage fantasies remaining long after puberty has ended. Tarry Flynn, who is well past that age, still frequently daydreams about girls. He was also notoriously nervous whenever in their presence. For example, “Could it be that girls knew that beneath his poetic appearance was primitive savagery and lust?” (Kavanagh 28) was one of his nerve-wracking thoughts. Early on in the novel, when approaching girls he would use “a number of meaningless phrases which he would astonish girls with” (30). This kind of mind-set is also immature. He set out to impress girls, not to get to know them. This would also lead to failure, shortly after trying one of these “meaningless phrases”, “...the girls at the gate separated and Tarry was left – with his dreams,” (30). This incident was almost immediately followed by another example of adolescent immaturity when he saw Molly Brady, “And for weeks in his daydreams he had been planning an approach to her,” (32). Most mature people do not daydream for weeks in planning to approach a member of the opposite sex. This attitude of Tarry’s is consistent throughout the novel. When at the Reilly’s house, he was approached and asked if he was going to the dance on Sunday night. He replied, “dancing is an eejut’s game,” (184) and denied that he was going several times. Within seconds of the conversation he was violently regretting his stubbornness, “What is the matter with me? Why couldn’t I say the right thing?” (185). He would later go to the dance and desperately try to get in. Since he had no money, he was prevented, but he still remained to gain the knowledge that “the one he really cared for had no boy friend with her,” (214). This demonstrates that Tarry was indecisive as any teenager, for he was a teenager in maturity. Since this behavior is constant, it proves that Tarry is emotionally stunted.
Tarry’s emotional growth is prevented primarily by the society he lives in, which is dominated by the Catholic Church. One of the Catholic Church’s tightest grips is over Ireland. This results in strict Church doctrine, priests being treated like royalty, and a society driven by guilt. Guilt leads to fear, which seems to be the one emotion everyone feels. The Church retains its iron grip over the people with manipulation of a spiritual presence. The Irish have always been a highly spiritual people. Mix that with the patriarchal Catholic Church and the result is a submission society. Because of that, the Church is able to call any and all sexual contact, “rape” and inspire either fear or guilt whenever a priest approaches. Tarry, right from the beginning of the novel, was “...tired of the Mass and of religion,” (14). This would help him to be stronger against Church domination, but it would not change the society around him. It was truly this that stunted specifically his emotional growth. The Catholic Church stunted most men’s emotional growth, but some would escape the direct domination of the Church, like Tarry. It would be the Church dominated society that would get to Tarry and the few others.
Emotional maturity, or a lack thereof, is not limited to one part of one’s emotional anatomy. Girls, sex, and what goes with them were not the only things that Tarry was unable to deal with. He was also childlike in other aspects of his life. For instance, he was still living at home. He did not seem to get along with his mother or sisters and all of them where hoping he would get married and leave, but he would not. He had a dependence on his family and an insecurity about the world. If the Church had not oppressed his emotional growth, he would have been able to relate with girls better, and perhaps, get married earlier. However he was prevented from doing this. The final example is that he frequently runs from his problems. He runs from girls, during the fight with Joe Finnegan, “[although] he was winning, he had a strong inclination to run,” (142), and when he is confronted by Joe and Larry Finnegan, “Tarry moved away pursued by the Finnegans. He decided to run... He outdistanced them easily, but in doing so he lost caste, he knew,” (172). This pattern of running from one’s problems is the ultimate sign of immaturity and proof that Kavanagh used Tarry Flynn to demonstrate and, perhaps, comment on the Church’s submission like stance over the Irish people.
Tarry Flynn is supposed to recreate Patrick Kavanagh’s life, growing up in 1930's Ireland. This gives a personal insight of how people lived and what difficulties they faced. Kavanagh touches on a taboo subject of Ireland, the domination of the Church. He tells his own story of Ireland and demonstrates how the society stunted his emotional growth and the growth of many others.

...

All right, sorry to bother, but this is my blog and I can do what I want with it.

But I promise I will have some really updates for you soon, including some information on a hilarious televangelist and some important information from Media Matters for America, a great watchdog website dedicated to the media.

And, of course, pictures and video clips.

That's it for now!

-Mr. Joseph

Posted by super2/super316 at 2:36 PM CST
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Monday, 13 March 2006
84 Videos of Chuck Norris (except not 84)
Topic: Videos a Go-Go
I know, if I'm not slamming Pat Robertson, I'm praising Chuck Norris. I will continue with the Chuck Norris bit with some more great videos of him.

Chuck Norris on the Best Damn Sports Show Period
Chuck Norris Karate Kommandoes -- Freaking Amazing
"Ned Flanders, Texas Ranger"?
"Walker Told Me I Have AIDS" -- This one is depressing... depressingly FUNNY!
Chuck Norris Cameo on WWF -- WOW.
A SNL Digital Short: Young Chuck Norris

So yeah, that is some funny Chuck Norris Video Action.

My next post will address a new Televangelist that I discovered. This man is crazier than Kent Hovind even. So, stay tuned. I may get to it today...

-Mr. Joseph

Posted by super2/super316 at 2:25 PM CST
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Wednesday, 8 March 2006
Entry 83: FYI
Topic: Announcements
Hi all,

I successfully recorded "The Joseph Kay Show Episode II" last Sunday. The podcast show should be up on the directory somewhat soon.

Here are some picture updates...



That's so true.

This is an interesting chart...



Impeachment?

I forget if I posted this before...



Perfectly sums up Pat Robertson.

OK! I also wanted to note that I did some wicked updates on my homepage...SuperSite II and on my Bio.

I know you are itching for Poland pictures, but that is a huge undertaking and I will eventually get around to it... so, be patient...

Also, I know I owe you a Jaws series movie review but I am lazy, so here is the...
Wikipedia Page for Jaws
Wikipedia Page for Jaws 2
Wikipedia Page for Jaws 3D
Wikipedia Page for Jaws 4 - the Revenge
Review of Jaws 4 by Jabootu's Bad Movie Dimension

So yeah... not much else to say now -- I have to do some updating on Political Thunder while I still have some time.

I'll keep updating!
-Mr. Joseph

Posted by super2/super316 at 2:42 PM CST
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Friday, 3 March 2006
LXXXII: Pictures a Go-Going
Topic: Pictures a Go-Go
Here are some more pictures that I have been meaning to upload...

Godzilla vs. Charles Barkley?



...OK... what the Hell was that?

My Heroes: Sylvester Stallone and Bill Clinton




Sleeping with the Enemy: Sly and Ronald Reagan



Why Sly? Why?!

A Bat-Water-Gun



A plug in the ass and a trigger in the crotch?

Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee



See a few entries down for a video of the actual fight.

Me in Poland



Shut up.

And lastly... me and Terri's Snowball (Winter Formal) Picture...



Good stuff...

Well that's it for now! Goodnight all!

-Mr. Joseph

Posted by super2/super316 at 12:01 AM CST
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Wednesday, 1 March 2006
81: Whoa, two updates in one day?
Topic: Celebrities!
The topic is a little misleading...




Officer in assault case to face new charges

Second case emerges, but few details


By RAQUEL RUTLEDGE
rrutledge@journalsentinel.com
Posted: Feb. 22, 2006

A longtime Milwaukee police officer accused of sexually assaulting a woman in October will face additional charges stemming from a second complainant, prosecutors said Wednesday.


Police sources have told the Journal Sentinel that Officer Steven J. Lelinski has been investigated in the past for similar allegations but no charges were ever filed.

Prosecutors offered few details about the new charges against Lelinski, 41, but said an amended complaint would be released next week.

Lelinski's preliminary hearing, which had been scheduled for Wednesday in Milwaukee County Circuit Court, was adjourned until March 2 because of the new charges.

Deputy District Attorney Jon Reddin wouldn't say whether the upcoming charges are related to any previous cases his office has reviewed or whether the alleged victim in the second case had recently stepped forward.

Lelinski's attorney, Steve Kohn, said he first learned of prosecutors' plans to file more charges on Wednesday before the preliminary hearing. He said he knew nothing about the woman or the allegations.

"In my experience, it is not uncommon for other people to come forward and start making complaints once an individual has a target on them as Mr. Lelinski does, nor is it uncommon for the district attorney's office to dust off cases they have dismissed . . . and somehow breathe new life into them," Kohn said. "I don't think there's any physical evidence" in either case, he added.

Lelinski, a 16-year veteran of the department who has been appointed and elected to several influential boards, was charged Feb. 13 with second-degree sexual assault, attempted second-degree sexual assault - both felonies - and lewd and lascivious behavior, a misdemeanor. He is free on a $25,000 signature bond. He was suspended from the department with pay the same day he was charged.

The criminal complaint alleges that Lelinski met a woman - whom the Journal Sentinel is not identifying because of a policy of not publishing the names of sexual assault complainants - while on duty and then pursued her for several weeks before assaulting her on Oct. 18 in her home while he was off duty.

Michael Chernin, the attorney representing the 22-year-old woman, said additional women have contacted him with similar complaints against Lelinski, and that he is investigating their claims. He is not representing the latest complainant linked with the upcoming charges, he said.

"People are coming out of the woodwork who have suffered at the hands of Steven Lelinski," Chernin said.

Gov. Jim Doyle yanked Lelinski, a second-shift patrol officer on the southwest side, from the powerful Law Enforcements Standards Board, and trustees of the Milwaukee Police Association removed him from their board. He remains a member of the city Pension Board and president of the Milwaukee Police Relief Association. The association has not returned repeated calls seeking comment.


Can you believe that? I can, you know why?

I KNOW THE BASTARD. I work at Serb Hall, he knows upper managment people at Serb Hall and eats there, fee! I have talked to this man!!!

I hate this guy, he was always such a prick and now this shit. I'm stunned. He was very sexist, homophobic, and overall, a pig.

Anyway, here are more links about his case...
Board passes on assigning officer
Accused officer's clout shrinks
Officer in assault case to face new charges
Paydays for fired police could end
Officer in sex case was kept on duty
Board drops officer
Police officer charged in sex assault

Weird, eh? But he had it coming. Of course, I haven't seen him since the news, but I am still in shock.

Well, I thought it was worth noting. More updates to come. Including one on the touchy subject of abortion!

That's it!

Just Stupid:
Officer Lelinski

-Mr. Joseph

Posted by super2/super316 at 3:18 PM CST
Updated: Thursday, 2 March 2006 9:29 AM CST
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Entry 80: Video Did Not Kill the Radio Star...
Topic: Videos a Go-Go
CHUCK NORRIS DID.

These are the best Chuck Norris clips that I could find...
Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee
Young Chuck Norris
CHUCK NORRIS WINS
Why Chuck Norris is a badass
Chuck Norris vs. Conan
Chuck Norris vs. Hitler

More to come if I can find any...

Wow fricking wow. Chuck Norris is amazing.
-Mr. Joseph

Posted by super2/super316 at 9:28 AM CST
Updated: Monday, 13 March 2006 2:26 PM CST
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Wednesday, 22 February 2006
79: Links and beyond!
Topic: Lists for Fun
Well another update... I thought this time I would give you a list of some of the best sites on the internet that I have not previously mentioned... some are very famous, so here ya go...

1) Compfused.com: This is a famous website that is notorious for its video links. Great videos, great links, great stuff.. check it out!
2) Waterman Studios: Waterman Studios makes great animations and has blog to go along with it. Waterman features the impossibly cool Robotic Chuck Norris.
3) rathergood.com: rathergood.com is know for its hilarious anmation videos with great songs, including "Soupy George".
4) Ebolaworld.com: Ebolaworld is another humorous website know for its great animations including the "Gay Agenda" which is, arguably, the funniest cartoon I have ever seen.
5) ytmnd - you're the man now, dog!: YTMND is notorious for its original style of pictures and video-like animations that make for great fun. Check out "Chuck Norris".
6) Homestarrunner: Old Timey Fun Timey: Homestarrunner is known for its great "Strong Bad emails". Hilarious!
7) Albino Blacksheep: Albino Blacksheep is an extensive blog that hosts video clips, links, and other fun stuff. A great site, indeed!
8) Angy Alien Productions, Sase, and Topsie: Angry Alien is most known for its 30-second bunny theatre animations. Great parodies of famous movies.
9) Fat-Pie.com: Animations and Stuff by David Firth: A series of videos, animations, and other stuff by David Firth.
10) eBaum's World: eBaum's world is a collection of hilarious videos, news, joke,s and other great stuff. Although, it has been accused of stealing from other sites like ytmnd.com, but it is still greatly funny.
11) Newgrounds.com: The site is temporarily down, so I can't say much. Wikipedia says it is similar to the above site, but was accused of hosting spyware. I have yet to visit it. Apparently it is funny.
12) X-Entertainment: Probably one of my favorites of all these sites. It hosts videos, essays, movie reviews, and such. Including commercials from the 1980's! Very funny!
13) Soemthing Awful: For those with a darker side of humor and for the bad news of the world, check out Something Awful. They tell it like it is.
14) rotten.com's Library: Although rotten.com is disgusting, their library is one of the best in the world. It has unknown facts, facts people don't talk about, pictures, and things that the powers-at-be wish would stay hidden. A great source of little known information.

OK, those are great sites for humor, video, whatnot, but let us go down some other sites...

NEWS:
FOX News: I hate to say it, but FOX News has the best news website.
CNN: For a more fair news, check out CNN.
Poltical Humor: This site makes great fun at headlines.
IFILM: iFilm has all the great recent video clips, news media, trailers, and other stuff caught on camera. Always entertiaining.

Well, that is all I have today. Check out the sites and know that I am still updating!

-Mr. Joseph

Posted by super2/super316 at 2:48 PM CST
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Tuesday, 21 February 2006
70 the 8: Starbuck(s?)
Topic: Movie Reviews!
Well, again I have not updated in some time. Sorry, I have been really busy, but I got lots of stuff to post today considering I am going to show this baby off in class for a presentation.

OK, first, some fun pictues...



This is called "The Eye of God". Apparently, it is in space.



Ah, the wonders of modern technology... Russian technology that is...

Now, for some links...
Google : Everyone loves Google. It has News, Groups, Videos, Images, and is the best search engine I know of. Also, they are the only company who won't give up OUR private information to the Feds! Shout out to Google!

The Internet Movie Database : This site is great for movies buffs like me. It has almost every singl movie made registered on this site. You can find anything, it is amazing.

Political Humor : This is a great site political satire, humor, lists, and video clips. Just fun stuff.

All Hat No Cattle : A nice, anti-Bush site that updates regulary. A great source of humor AND news.

Chuck Norris Official Website : The Chuck Norris Official Website

The (Almost) Daily Comment : Longmire's Site. He has started updating again. His site has returned!

Unpublished Comic Book Covers : These are a bunch of comic book sketches and covers that never where. Interesting stuff, but beware, this site is PG-13, for suggestive themes and violence.

OK, now onto the topic of today -- movie reviews...

Number One: Battlestar Galactica



This is a terrible movie. The hero's name is Starbuck. He makes friends with a robot. The robot dies in his arms after being killed by other robots. And he has a child with a goddess. Terrible



This is Starbuck.

Number Two: Basic Instict 2
I haven't seen it, but I really want to. I loved the first one. I can't wait for the next one and I hope it will be good.

Number Three: Comparisons.
War of the Worlds (1953) is better than War of the Worlds (2005).
King Kong (1933) and (1976) are better than King Kong (2005).
Why is Hollywood screwing up the classics?

Well, I got to go! See ya!
-Mr. Joseph

Posted by super2/super316 at 8:48 AM CST
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Wednesday, 8 February 2006
Entry 77: The Joseph Kay Show
Topic: Games and other fun stuff
Well, the first episode of the internet radio talk show, The Joseph Kay Show is finished. Dan Peterson and myself finished three 20 minute segments for a twenty minute show. And it is pretty good. Unfortunately, I can't post the audio clips here -- but I will upload them on to the podcast directory relatively soon.

I will post the link when it gets online. Thanks!

Remember to e-mail us at thejosephkayshow@gmail.com !

Shout out's:
The Joseph Kay Show
Dan Peterson
Patrick Kay

-Mr. Joseph

Posted by super2/super316 at 9:03 PM CST
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