Entry XXXVII: COMMUNISTS! and McDonald's
Topic: Stories, rants, etc.
Well I have the scan of my favorite Anti-Monopoly Communist pin.

...Here's a thought...in a Communist Government, isn't there a monopoly? The Government owns everything, right? So, in essence, this pin really doesn't make any sense...

Anyway, here it is...

Now, what is the weirdest thing you have ever overheard at McDonald's? Well, here's one. Me and Terri overheard someone say, "Ooo, it's a dark one!" Think about that. How many possible ways is that not a phrase to use in a conversation.

"Look at this mole."
(Cue)

"Doctor, look at the new-born baby."
(Cue)

"Now class, I'd like you to meet our new student."
(Cue)

"Should we pull that guy over, Chief?"
"Um, (Cue), yes! Definitely!"

"Mr. President, this is Barack Obama."
(Cue)

"Ma'am, are you ready to deliever the baby? Ok, put your legs up here...(Cue)"

If you have more, please let me know...


Here's a few things you shouldn't start off a conversation with...

"Man, I HATE going to court."
"Hail, mein Fuhrer, und? UND?"
"Hey Chief, spare an ax?"
"Look out! ...haha gotcha man, oh ge-- LOOK OUT!"
"God, I love Genesis!"
"God, I love Foreigner!"
"God, I love the Culture Club!"
"Everybody have fun tonight! Everybody Wang Chung!"
"Sir, let me say this, I know Arlen Specter and you sir, are no Arlen Specter."
"Naw, she's gotta be eighteen!"
"Hey, what some Mad Cow?"
"Get 'em while they're slippery! Real slippery!"

Ok, now here are some things that would be weird to walk into a conversation on...

"And then the doctor said, 'Where's my pants?!'"
"Hey, that's fine by me, but you gotta ask the clown's lawyer."
"Of course, I am constipated! Duh!"
"Dude, I think I accidentaly touched the wrong part of an elephant."
"Well, um, that would depend on the height of the altar boy."
"Aaaaargh!"
"Yeah, by all means, poke it."
"So, you want to see Peter Gabriel together?"
"I swear, I coulda wiped out the entire mullet hairstyle back in 1994."

If you have anymore, send them to me!

Shout out's:
Commies

Just Stupid:
McDonald's

-Mr. Joseph