shortys diary muffin films V.1: "TAKE AVRILS PIC BEFORE SHE *BLUES* YA OUT"
ihola! hey alex!! hope ya like it!! : D : D cya at camp!! ichao! Hey people! This is Alexs site! : D 10 BEST THINGS 2 DO WHILE UR ON THE TOILET 1) Sing as loudly and horribly as you can, so that everyone can hear you. This will probabbly make everyone think you are amazingly insane or odd, but hey, if you weren't amazingly insane or odd, you wouldn't be looking at this site! 2) Read a book. You should only do this if you are prepared to touch your bacteria-covered books at a later time. Still, it's hard to decide between a hard book and the bathroom!!! 3) Stay in the bathroom as long as you can, so that other people waiting to use the bathroom go insane having to hold it for so long. This is one of the most fun ways to make somebody angry. 4) After you are "done", see how much toilet paper you can flush in the toilet without getting the toilet clogged. 5) Pretend that you are Capitain Underpants, and go insane. 6) Use the bathroom, flush the toilet, wash your hands, gently dry your hands with a towel, turn the light off, and close the door. Just kidding. Who would want to do that? That is what boring CIVILIZED people do, not wild, fun, crazy people. 7) Flush the toilet as many times as humanly possible, and see if you get sucked in. 8) If you are having a hard time using the toilet, count the number of fish getting flushed down the toilet. (Same as the sheep jumping over the fence concept) 9) Stare at the wall 10) Think up a new website about things to do when you are bored, so that other poor souls are relieved from their boredom. 11) This one is nothing. I said there would be ten things, and this is the eleventh. So this one is worth nothing. Nada. Zero. Do not pay attention to this or...well...whatever. Why are you still reading this? I know that you are. Why don't you just go away and go check out one of the links? Or go use the bathroom? *Hint hint*... |