| Marge plays basketball |
| Lisa can't concentrate on account of Milhouse's cooties (AKA: lice) |
| Lisa 's conscience is bothering her |
| Is Grandpa in ln love? Nah, it's a stroke! |
| Mr. Burns gets frustrated |
| Mr. Burns' version of the Boogeyman |
| Mr. Burns as a vampire |
| Mr. Burns will donate $1 000 000 when pigs fly |
| Does anyone have change for a button? |
| Absolutely Positively! |
| George Bush offers Flanders Lemonade |
| Eew, back to the loc with you, Nessie! |
| Bob talks about his crimes |
| Cecil discusses the past with Bob |
| Krusty sings America's anthem. Does He need Cue-Cards? |
| Krusty's opinion on a poorly done cartoon |
| Barney drinks from an ashtray |
| Song: Barney the Boozehound |
| Barney at a Girlscout meeting |
| Barney's famous belch |
| Barney wants Chilly Willy |
| Bob talks about his crimes |
| Chief Wiggum's asthma is cured |
| Oh, look! A baby driving a car! |
| Wiggum Mixes up DWI and DOA |
| Quimby talks about Alchohol |
| Up and At zem'! |
| Arh, me mateys! Arh! |
