Master LongJohn: Good evening
LadyFurReal: hello Master
Master LongJohn: A/s/l?
LadyFurReal: Are you really a Master?
Master LongJohn: Of all that I survey
LadyFurReal: And does that introduction work for you?
Master LongJohn: You are not being submissive
LadyFurReal: Oh all right, I am 28, female and
reclining in my jacuzzi and surrounded by candles and
romantic music
Master LongJohn: REALLY! Hot damn! What are you wearing?
LadyFurReal: I told you I was in the tub, what do you think I am wearing - a jogging suit?
Master LongJohn: Oh yeh, right, sorry
Master LongJohn: Do you have a boyfriend?
LadyFurReal: Not at the moment “Master”, why? do you want to dominate me?
Master LongJohn: If I told you what I wanted you might leave
LadyFurReal: If you told me what you wanted we could
hurry this thing along, I don’t
have all day
Master LongJohn: Are you alone now?
LadyFurReal: Why? - are you wanting a menage a trois?
Master LongJohn: You are not making this easy for me
LadyFurReal: Fine then “Master”, what are YOU wearing?
Master LongJohn: Nothing but a wicked smile.
LadyFurReal: Ohhhh, aren’t you cold?
Master LongJohn: No sweety, you make me very hot!
LadyFurReal: You ARE a randy man
Master LongJohn: Yessssssss, now your talkin sweety, lets do it! Do you
have any , ummm, you know, toys?
LadyFurReal: What do you mean, like Legos, Tonka trucks…?
Master LongJohn: NO, you know, sex toys, c’mon, work with me here,
I will tell you what I am doing and you tell me what YOU are
doing, get it?
LadyFurReal: I am reaching for aspirin right now
Master LongJohn: GRRRRRR….
LadyFurReal: OK, tiger, I am puckering my lips to kiss you…
Master LongJohn: Yeh, baby, do it…
LadyFurReal: Oh damn, now I have chapstick on my computer screen, hang on lover
LadyFurReal: Ok, I am back now, screen is clean, where were we?
Master LongJohn: Mmmmmm, I started without you…damn I want
you…I am a love machine baby…you should feel how hot I am…
LadyFurReal: Wait master long….. wait, let me get my socks off..wait…
Master LongJohn: …cant…got to….unghhh….
LadyFurReal: ohhh, wait I am hurrying….my panties
are ….. nearly round my ankles...
Master LongJohn: AHHHHHHHHHHH, YESSSSSSSSSSSSS OMGOMGOMGOMGGGGG
LadyFurReal: I SAID WAIT
Master LongJohn: Mmmmmmmmmmm, baby that was goooooood wow, I feel so sleepy
LadyFurReal: Sigh! you sound just like my husband
Master LongJohn: What…?
LadyFurReal: Wham bam thank you ma’am then off to lala land
Master LongJohn: Well you sound like my wife truth be known
LadyFurReal: Oh yeh?, well my husband wears his socks to bed
Master LongJohn: Well my wife wears her curlers while we do it
LadyFurReal: So, my husband likes to bring a sandwich, pastrami
on rye, to bed with him right before he, you know, starts
touching me
Master LongJohn: Clara?, is that you?
LadyFurReal: Maurice? Are you serious, is that you?
Master LongJohn: I didn’t know you cybered
LadyFurReal I didn’t know you cybered
Master LongJohn: Did you get my shirts from the dry cleaners today like I asked?
LadyFurReal: Yes, I picked up some pastrami too, deli sliced,
just the way you like it
Master LongJohn: Hot mustard too?
LadyFurReal Yes, smile, hot mustard too
Master LongJohn: I will be home early tonight
LadyFurReal: (smiling) I had my hair done earlier
Master LongJohn: see you soon darling
LadyFurReal: drive safe honey

THE FUNNY FARM LIST

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Purple Passion My Little Castle Fairyland One Voice You're My Number One Country Games Room (old country songs) Swimming Pool Wings Of A Dove Western Skies Calling All Angels DanceOfTheFairies Enchanted House First Snow Ginas Rest Hide And Seek Into The Well (very lucky) Lake Sabrina Layla And The Dolphins Magic Spell Midsummer Nights Dream Music Music Music Native Dream Rainy Ride Reversal Village Sailing Sea Dreams Tigers Beach Walking In The Clouds Wishing Well Autumn Leaves Black Panther Blue Moon City Under The Sea ComeOnIn Deliver Me Dungeon Eagle Lake Elusive Butterfly Fairyland Flowers For You Gathering Storm Get Well Soon Ginas Tree House Great Hall Hands Of Time I'm In Heaven In The Pink Island Of Hope Kingfisher Lady In Colours Leap Frog Lins Unicorn Sanctuary Little Miracle Message From A Shy Guy Misty Waters Moonrise Bonfire Morning Mood My Solitude

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