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Q: Wasn't the Yale prom wonderful? A: "If all the girls in attendance were laid end to end," she said, "I wouldn't be at all surprised." -Dorothy Parker
"It's a small apartment, I've barely enough room to lay my hat and a few friends."-Dorothy Parker
"I like to have a martini, Two at the very most. After three I'm under the table, After four I'm under my host!" -Dorothy Parker
Young man to Dorothy Parker: "I can't bear fools." Dorothy Parker to young man: "Funny, your mother could." -Dorothy Parker
"The world is a living orgasm." -Christina in history class (she was trying to say the world is a living organism)
“It’s
repetative”
LORELAI: Ooh and here are your somber highlighters, your maudlin pencils, your manic-depressive pens. RORY: Mom... LORELAI: Now these erasers are on lithium so they may seem cheerful but we actually caught them trying to shove themselves in the pencil sharpener earlier. RORY: I’m going home now. LORELAI: No wait! We’re going to stage an intervention with the neon post-its and make them give up their wacky crazy ways. -Gilmore Girls
"My brother's ADD, my dad's OCD, and my mom's just plain crazy." -Everwood
:Stares pointedly at Whitney: "Never have I ever...KISSED A GUY IN A POOL!"
"It was the best of times, It was the worst of times, it was...page two." -Mary Kathrine's Microsoft Reader
Let's do the Physics Dance, Sarah! :Moves fists up and down: physics! physics! physics! :walks behind someone (COLLEEN!) and whispers: physics, physics, physics.
-the physics dance with sarah
ME: hmmm... I like physiques better than physics
SARAH: we could spell it fizziks too!
This leads to the idea that "longer is harder". -the physics castle thing
sarah's and my list of ways to spell a certain class...
14. physikeys
G IS FOR MATH! -sarah and me
it's just a pancake in the road of life... or a ketchup packet... or a minnie mouse head shaped waffle... in any case your wheel just gets syrupy or covered with a red goo. -sarah and me
it's like chatting with two people at the same time only much better! -avani!
jump in the invisible puddles!!! - sarah and me
LIMA BEANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -sarah
I wonder, do vegetarians rot faster than meat eaters? -sylvia plath
I was so happy that we were going to take out the Republican Guard, until I heard they were in Iraq and not Washington, DC. -atlanta journal-constitution
NPR: republican palaces MY DAD: republican palaces? ME: are they talking about the white house?
