Jacob suggests that they go in and addresses the man behind the counter - -
"Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers "Yes"
Jacob: Do you sell heart medication? Pharmacist: Of course we do.
Jacob: How about medicine for circulation? Pharmacist: All kinds.
Jacob: Medicine for rheumatism? Pharmacist: Definitely.
Jacob: How about Viagra? Pharmacist: Of course.
Jacob: Medicine for memory? Pharmacist: Yes, a large variety.
Jacob: How about vitamins & sleeping pills? Pharmacist: Absolutely.
Jacob turns to Rebecca - - "Sweetheart, we might as well register our wedding gift list with them!
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers "Yes."
Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Jacob: "How about Viagra?"
Pharmacist: "Of course."
Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and jaundice?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
Then Jacob says to the Pharmacist: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."
