Quotes

Life sucks, school sucks, work sucks, women suck. Lets hope at least THEY do a good job at it.

Lions: 5, Christians: 0.

Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.

I was so poor growing up, that if i wasnt a boy i would have had nothing to play with.

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love .