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I'll story your continue.
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From: Xim
| Posted: 9/11/2003 6:20:55 PM | Message Detail
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One day, dwimmerlaik was walking through the park when he spots a kitten stuck in a tree. He then decides to
A. Climb up and help the poor kitty down
B. Pull out a gun and shoot the damn cat
C. Eat a delicious apple in front of Scum
D. Eat a delicious Scum in front of apple
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...(¯\/¯)(¯) (¯)_(¯) ...R.I.P. Scum
...(_/\_)(_)(_/\_/\_)...4/18/2001 - 5/26/2003 |
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From: dwimmerlaik
| Posted: 9/11/2003 11:12:36 PM | Message Detail
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Ooh, ooh C! C!
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From: Xim
| Posted: 9/12/2003 1:15:15 AM | Message Detail
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Don't you remember your algebra, man?! You have to continue the story. Then you leave options for me, I pick one and leave options for you.
It's an endless cycle, or a tricycle.
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...(¯\/¯)(¯) (¯)_(¯) ...R.I.P. Scum
...(_/\_)(_)(_/\_/\_)...4/18/2001 - 5/26/2003 |
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From: dwimmerlaik
| Posted: 9/13/2003 11:45:04 PM | Message Detail
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I knew that, of course.
One day, dwimmerlaik was walking through the park when he spots a kitten stuck in a tree. He then decides to eat a delicious apple in front of Scum. This enticed Scum to get a delicious apple for himself. So he
A. kills dwimmerlaik and eats his apple
B. calls up Apple Hut for a delivery
C. sets out to find a board with an apple orchard
D. drools
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From: Xim
| Posted: 9/15/2003 1:14:02 AM | Message Detail
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B.
So Scum called Apple Hut and asked for a large order of apples and wanted said apples to be dipped in caramel in a delicious manner. 20 minutes later, Xim arrived sporting an Apple Hut apron and carrying an empty box. He told Scum that the ride over made him, hungry. When Scum heard this, he decided to
A. Be mugged by Xim
B. Choke Xim with a pair of industrial strength Xim-choking tongs
C. Pull out a gun and shoot the damn cat
D. Watch dwimmerlaik eat Xim in a Kirby-like fashion, forming Ximmerlaik, the ultimate apparatus in home hair-care products
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...(¯\/¯)(¯) (¯)_(¯) ...R.I.P. Scum
...(_/\_)(_)(_/\_/\_)...4/18/2001 - 5/26/2003 |
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From: dwimmerlaik
| Posted: 9/15/2003 2:45:18 PM | Message Detail
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When Scum heard this, he decided to Watch dwimmerlaik eat Xim in a Kirby-like fashion, forming Ximmerlaik, the ultimate apparatus in home hair-care products. Scum noticed he had no hair so he had no use for this. "Perhaps I know someone who could use this," he thought. So he
A. patented Ximmerlaik and became an infomercial celeberity
B. braided the cats hair
C. stabbed slobr in the eye with Ximmerlaik
D. called up Medea asked if she wanted it
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From: Xim
| Posted: 9/16/2003 12:54:27 AM | Message Detail
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So he called up Medea and asked if she wanted it. "Hey Smed!" he said. To which Medea retorted "Oh, no. Not you again. How do you keep getting this number?" "Only the apple faeries know for sure" Scum replied. "Listen, Smed--" Scum started. "I don't know anyone named Smed. You obviously have the wrong number, or are insane. In fact, forget the wrong number part." "But I have a fine quality Ximmerlaik here and it can be yours for just { ' }19.99!" Scum smoothly pointed out. "A Ximmerlaik, is it? Well, why didn't you say so? I'll take it!" Medea hangs up and
A. Goes to find Scum and realizes she has no idea where he is
B. Proceeds to take the Ximmerlaik from Scum along with his lunch money
C. Calls up some friends and has a barbecue filled with wacky hijinks
D. Looks up and sees Scum right in front of her helping himself to a peek in her fridge
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...(¯\/¯)(¯) (¯)_(¯) ...R.I.P. Scum
...(_/\_)(_)(_/\_/\_)...4/18/2001 - 5/26/2003
[ ' ] = Apple symbol |
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From: dwimmerlaik
| Posted: 9/18/2003 4:46:28 PM | Message Detail
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Medea hangs up and calls up some friends and has a barbecue filled with wacky hijinks. Now when I say wacky I mean wacky. Imagine the wackiest hijinks you can think of and multiply the wackiness by ten, that is only a fraction of the wackiness that went on at this barbecue. It was unbelievable. Anyway, uh...so...uh, what was I talking about? Oh a barbecue or something. So everybody was at this barbecue having a good time, when all of a sudden a pack of wild wolves rush up and
A. Attack the party-goers
B. Limbo
C. Try to sell life insurance
D. Offer a bushel of apples to whoever could beat the fastest wolf in a race
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From: dwimmerlaik
| Posted: 10/18/2003 3:27:08 PM | Message Detail
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THE END
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From: Xim
| Posted: 10/25/2003 7:23:23 PM | Message Detail
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It's only the beginning!
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...(¯\/¯)(¯) (¯)_(¯) ...R.I.P. Scum
...(_/\_)(_)(_/\_/\_)...4/18/2001 - 5/26/2003 |
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From: Solid Rambo
| Posted: 10/25/2003 9:53:59 PM | Message Detail
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D!
<_<
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†Formerly known as: XLord Ma ChaoX†
Board 1218 - Battle Island - Come and make a topic or post! |
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From: dwimmerlaik
| Posted: 10/29/2003 11:28:08 PM | Message Detail
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If someone would continue the story, I'd be very much obliged.
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From: Xim
| Posted: 10/30/2003 12:11:26 AM | Message Detail
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Prepare to be obliged.
So the wolves offered a bushel of apples to whoever could beat the fastest wolf in a race. And that wolf was named Penelope. Medea and her friends decided that Scum would have to race, since they were lazy, and Scum wasn't even invited. So, Penelope and Scum lined up to start the race. When the signal to start was given, Penelope and Scum sped off like a wolf and a Scum speeding off. Only Scum didn't follow the racing route very well. In fact, it was almost as if he ran over and ate the apples instead of racing. So, with no prize to be given to Penelope for winning, they all decided to limbo. While seeing how low they could go, the wolves introduced themselves. They were all life insurance saleswolves, and they, like, tried to sell life insurance. "No dice" said Scum. Then the wolves got mad and attacked the party-goers. Then
A. Scum defended himself by throwing apples
B. Medea defended herself and her friends by throwing Scum
C. Appies defended himself by playing a harmonica
D. Ximmerlaik showed up and demanded the story to focus more on him
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...(¯\/¯)(¯) (¯)_(¯) ...R.I.P. Scum
...(_/\_)(_)(_/\_/\_)...4/18/2001 - 5/26/2003 |
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From: dwimmerlaik
| Posted: 11/10/2003 4:26:00 PM | Message Detail
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Then the wolves got mad and attacked the party-goers. Appies defended himself by playing a harmonica. Suddenly the wolves stopped dead in their tracks. "The harmonica playing must've put them to sleep," said Ximmerlaik. "You're not supposed to be able to talk," replied SBP. "...," answered Ximmerlaik. Before the wolves could wake up, everyone jumped into a boat and paddled down river. After a while they heard a rumbling noise getting louder and louder. Finally, they came to the source of the noise and discovered it was
A. Scum's stomach
B. A huge waterfall
C. the Ximmerlaik hair apparatus doing it's work
D. a volcano that had secretly stowed away on the boat
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From: Solid Rambo
| Posted: 11/10/2003 6:56:36 PM | Message Detail
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B! B! B!!!
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†Formerly known as: XLord Ma ChaoX†
Board 1218 - Battle Island - Come and make a topic or post! |
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From: Xim
| Posted: 11/10/2003 9:55:33 PM | Message Detail
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You can continue the story if you want, Ma Chao. ð¸ð
Finally, they came to the source of the noise and discovered it was a huge waterfall. Made of cheese. Moon cheese! When Kinnison saw this, he could hardly contain his excitement, for he loved cheese more than Cheese Man on a Tuesday evening in late spring, and that is no meager feat. In fact, he really couldn't contain his excitement. Doubling over, Kinni threw up three small apple faeries. The faeries represented his excitement. The four of them commenced devouring the waterfall. Medea and the rest left them to their duties as cheese lovers, and continued on their flight from the threatening, sleeping wolves. They came to a fork in the river and had to make a choice. Reading the sign set before them,
A. They decided to travel East, to the Ice Palace
B. They turned Westward, towards Sector Beta
C. They stupidly went straight through the sign and crashed onto the shore and headed to the Village of the Geezers
D. Scum used the fork to pick food out of his teeth
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...(¯\/¯)(¯) (¯)_(¯) ...R.I.P. Scum
...(_/\_)(_)(_/\_/\_)...4/18/2001 - 5/26/2003 |
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From: Solid Rambo
| Posted: 11/15/2003 10:59:41 PM | Message Detail
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Unfortunately, I know little to nothing of you and your crazy board hunter friends, thus, my story would end up being lame as heck. @_@
In any case, C!
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†Formerly known as: XLord Ma ChaoX†
Board 1218 - Battle Island - Come and make a topic or post! |
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From: dwimmerlaik
| Posted: 11/16/2003 10:18:41 PM | Message Detail
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Reading the sign set before them, they stupidly went straight through the sign and crashed onto the shore and headed to the Village of the Geezers. The village had a peculiar smell. Old people smell. The group came to the only lighted house in the village. The door of the house opened, and out came misterbum. "Miserbum, I presume?" asked SBP. "Whatever," said misterbum, "please come inside." The group entered the house and at misterdumb's urgings sat around the fireplace. Then
A. misterbum sang them a few songs from his latest release, "Comfortably Bum"
B. they all roasted apples over the open fire
C. the kitten kindly reminded the group that he was still stuck in a tree
D. the wolves, disguised as Jehovah's witnesses, knocked on the door
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From: Xim
| Posted: 11/17/2003 2:24:45 AM | Message Detail
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Then misterbum sang them a few songs from his latest release, "Comfortably Bum". Scum made a point to mention that he would rather have stayed with the wolves. misterbum made a point to mention that he was making a point to stab Scum with. "Are you coming onto me?" asked Scum. Medea, sick of Scum's meretriciousness and misterbum's raunchy singing, jumped out the window to get a breath of fresh air. When she opened her mouth, however,
A. Scum was somehow in front of her and stuffed several marshmallows down her throat
B. A blackish mist came out
C. Ximmerlaik landed on her head and commenced hairstyling
D. A man with three duck-shaped heads appeared with a startling revelation to tell Medea
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...(¯\/¯)(¯) (¯)_(¯) ...R.I.P. Scum
...(_/\_)(_)(_/\_/\_)...4/18/2001 - 5/26/2003 |
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From: dwimmerlaik
| Posted: 11/19/2003 12:16:45 AM | Message Detail
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When she opened her mouth, however, a man with three duck-shaped heads appeared with a startling revelation to tell Medea. The man was, you guessed it, FBI Porker, and he told Medea that the wolves who were hunting them weren't their only problem. A gang of killer penguins were on the loose, pecking and slapping all that stood in their way. Just then the penguins showed up looking fierce. Medea and Company defeated the penguins easily considering their opponents were small, flightless birds. Delighted at their recent victory the group decided to
A. eat delicious cake
B. egg misterbum's house
C. journey to the next village to visit Scum's cousin
D. eat delicious caek
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From: Xim
| Posted: 12/2/2003 10:16:11 PM | Message Detail
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From: NickBush24
| Posted: 12/12/2003 9:07:19 PM | Message Detail
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C.
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Ma: I know why they call you Pa, cause you're PA-thetic!
Pa: I know why they call you Ma, cause you're always riding MA ass!- King of the Hill |
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From: Xim
| Posted: 12/21/2003 9:39:46 PM | Message Detail
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Delighted at their recent victory the group decided to egg misterbum's house. After several hours of chucking eggs at the abode of bum, the group realized misterbum hadn't tried to stop them yet. Had something horrible happened to him? Had he been one of the small, flightless birds they defeated? Or worse, had his horrible singing eventually driven him mad and granted him cool ninja disappearing skills? No, it was worse than all of these things. Medea and company went around back and saw
A. misterbum in drag
B. A ransom note from the pack of insurance salesman wolves
C. The awful mess in misterbum's backyard
D. A movie starring Harrison Ford entitled "Indiana Jones and the Second To Last Crusade".
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...(¯\/¯)(¯) (¯)_(¯) ...R.I.P. Scum
...(_/\_)(_)(_/\_/\_)...4/18/2001 - 5/26/2003 |
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From: dwimmerlaik
| Posted: 1/7/2004 10:43:17 PM | Message Detail
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I'm thinking...
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From: Xim
| Posted: 1/24/2004 1:54:29 PM | Message Detail
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I place the blame on long responses. Since the start, we've kind of forced ourselves to reply in paragraphs. I also blame the fact we're the only ones posting here, even though there's a few hunters that know where you're located. But most of all, I blame YOU, dwimmy, for making my username-rating topic purge on Aurora.
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...(¯\/¯)(¯) (¯)_(¯) ...R.I.P. Scum
...(_/\_)(_)(_/\_/\_)...4/18/2001 - 5/26/2003 |
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From: NickBush24
| Posted: 1/30/2004 1:24:13 AM | Message Detail
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I post here as well! >_>
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Ma: I know why they call you Pa, cause you're PA-thetic!
Pa: I know why they call you Ma, cause you're always riding MA ass!- King of the Hill |
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From: NickBush24
| Posted: 2/19/2004 9:36:55 PM | Message Detail
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<_<
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Ma: I know why they call you Pa, cause you're PA-thetic!
Pa: I know why they call you Ma, cause you're always riding MA ass!- King of the Hill |
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From: NickBush24
| Posted: 3/12/2004 1:13:54 AM | Message Detail
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^_^
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Ma: I know why they call you Pa, cause you're PA-thetic!
Pa: I know why they call you Ma, cause you're always riding MA ass!- King of the Hill |
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From: dwimmerlaik
| Posted: 3/26/2004 2:24:47 PM | Message Detail
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Suddenly three months later...
Medea and company went around back and saw misterbum in drag. Since this was nothing new to them, they moved on. With all the action, they had worked up quite the appetite and decided to get something to eat. They came to an old restaurant and were seated by a nice fellow named Crum. Crum asked:
A. What would you like to order?
B. Why am I even in this story?
C. Misterbum, that dress is absolutely crumptious, where did you get it?
D. How much would you pay for this state of the art Ximmerlaik?
E. Since when is there an E?
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From: dwimmerlaik
| Posted: 4/10/2004 10:45:49 AM | Message Detail
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F. This isn't really an option?
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From: NickBush24
| Posted: 4/25/2004 11:42:28 PM | Message Detail
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G. G-G-G-G-Unit!
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Ma: I know why they call you Pa, cause you're PA-thetic!
Pa: I know why they call you Ma, cause you're always riding MA ass!- King of the Hill |
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From: NickBush24
| Posted: 5/11/2004 11:48:28 PM | Message Detail
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werd
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Ma: I know why they call you Pa, cause you're PA-thetic!
Pa: I know why they call you Ma, cause you're always riding MA ass!- King of the Hill |
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From: Xim
| Posted: 5/17/2004 3:31:09 PM | Message Detail
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One day I'll continue this.. I still think that volcano should've been a stowaway.
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...(¯\/¯)(¯) (¯)_(¯) ...R.I.P. Scum
...(_/\_)(_)(_/\_/\_)...4/18/2001 - 5/26/2003 |
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From: Xim
| Posted: 6/4/2004 4:34:42 PM | Message Detail
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"What's this? The continue the story topic has been posted in? Well, I guess I'll just click on the topic and read the latest installment." - You, three seconds ago
Sucker.
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...(¯\/¯)(¯) (¯)_(¯) ...R.I.P. Scum
...(_/\_)(_)(_/\_/\_)...4/18/2001 - 5/26/2003 |
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From: dwimmerlaik
| Posted: 6/8/2004 10:10:58 PM | Message Detail
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But...you...why I oughtta.
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From: Xim
| Posted: 6/21/2004 8:30:53 AM | Message Detail
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Crum asked "Since when is there an E?". Then he just blankly stared at the group, waiting for a response. Not knowing quite what to say, each made his or her own daring escape. For instance, Medea and FBI Porker both managed to slowly crawl out the window, as they were afraid any sudden movements would completely unhinge Crum's sanity. Only Ximmerlaik was left to contend with the Crummy one. Since he couldn't talk, his first plan of asking to go to the bathroom was foiled before it was even set into motion. Suddenly, he had it! He decided to
A. Simply wait for the next installment of the story, because by the time someone finally updated, Crum would probably have lost interest
B. Hide under some coats, and hope that, somehow, everything would work out fine
C. Shoot the damn cat
D. Get a job at the restaurant as Crum's assistant, ever plotting against him as revenge for the awkward situation
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...(¯\/¯)(¯) (¯)_(¯) ...R.I.P. Scum
...(_/\_)(_)(_/\_/\_)...4/18/2001 - 5/26/2003 |
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From: dwimmerlaik
| Posted: 7/11/2004 4:28:10 PM | Message Detail
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Update scheduled for next year.
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