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From: Leinad
| Posted: 11/1/2005 2:04:24 PM | Message Detail
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And now... The two greatest users ever as determined by your votes will face off against each other for the title of the truly BEST USER EVER!!!!
And the two contestants are Xim, the famed board hunter and Scum, the infamous shared account of the days of yore.
So, vote now. You have 2 weeks. Voting will close on November 15th. You may pick one and only one candidate.
Here's the final match:
Xim
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Scum
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TNRPLA
Phil. 4:8 |
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From: V Jasper
| Posted: 11/1/2005 2:12:51 PM | Message Detail
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SCUM!
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If you hate America so much then leave. If you say every other country sucks more then I guess America isn't so bad after all, is it?
My Point: Shut Up! |
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From: DJ Meowth
| Posted: 11/1/2005 2:33:39 PM | Message Detail
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Scum.
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~Shield Bearer~ Petition for a social board for older gamers: http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs/genmessage.php?board=7&topic=24072794 |
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From: slobr
| Posted: 11/1/2005 2:45:42 PM | Message Detail
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Scim Xumerson XIV.
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õ¿Ô - All I want is a warm bed, a kind word, and unlimited cat turds.
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From: spud2002
| Posted: 11/1/2005 3:10:30 PM | Message Detail
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Xim
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From: vegetarian_onos
| Posted: 11/1/2005 4:01:51 PM | Message Detail
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Xim
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You can't spell slaughter without laughter!
http://img410.imageshack.us/full.php?image=onosfight1yb.jpg |
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From: RockMFR 5
| Posted: 11/1/2005 4:26:13 PM | Message Detail
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Scum!
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Can't Stop the Rock, Can't Stop the Rock! o_0
The Ohio State: We are so much better than m*ch!g@n. |
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From: LtWebb
| Posted: 11/1/2005 5:06:32 PM | Message Detail
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XIM
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Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
Cheese Hoard Bunter |
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From: NightRender
| Posted: 11/1/2005 9:41:18 PM | Message Detail
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Xim |
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From: Groovilicious
| Posted: 11/1/2005 9:42:10 PM | Message Detail
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Xim
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Woh nedes a spel chekcer, aynwya?
Beware of pirhana. }«{{{°> }«{{{°> }«{{{°> |
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From: Mamsaac
| Posted: 11/2/2005 12:28:59 AM | Message Detail
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Scum...
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Adults do bong: My anti-drug. What's Yours?
*AdB lover and proud of being Mexican* |
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From: asdfghjklpoiuyt
| Posted: 11/2/2005 1:33:07 AM | Message Detail
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Scum
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Go asdfghjklpoiuyt. You're my hero.~OffTopicster, LilHaitiMatey, Beat Grind Radio, & Hashmo II |
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From: Xim
| Posted: 11/2/2005 9:11:11 PM | Message Detail
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Wow, I totally forgot about this. How the hell did I make it to the finals? I bet I cheated. I wouldn't put it past me. The brackets inform me I beat slobr, but that couldn't have possibly happened because he's way cooler than me. I'll let that little slip-up go this time, Leinad. This time.
So let's see. The votes now stand at..
SCUM!: 1
Scum.: 1
Scim Xumerson XIV.: 1
Xim (capitalization negligible): 5
Scum!: 1
Scum...: 1
Scum: 1
Well, how about that? Not only am I in the finals, I'm totally dominating! Well, as for my vote, I think we all know who it'll be for.
*points to sig*
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...(¯\/¯)(¯) (¯)_(¯) ...R.I.P. Scum
...(_/\_)(_)(_/\_/\_)...4/18/2001 - 5/26/2003
See, both our names are here. Yeah, suck on that one, score keeper. |
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From: Hadri
| Posted: 11/2/2005 9:23:16 PM | Message Detail
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jeez...I'd have to say scum, for pure 1337ness. Sorry Xim.
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From: Xim
| Posted: 11/2/2005 10:14:16 PM | Message Detail
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Aw, that's okay, Hadri. I understand; there was nothing you could do.
*coughjerkcough*
Hmm.. so that's four votes for Scum and thirteen votes for me, then.
Yeah, I'm totally making my vote for Scum too. C'mon guys, he was the absolute greatest. No one will ever match the wit of Scum. It's laughable to say I even compare. Besides, if you vote for me, you're saying I'm a better user than all of these people.. combined:
https://www.angelfire.com/super2/gamefats/scumusers.html
Besides, how many of you guys that voted for me even remember Scum? Here's some background info for ya:
¤ Scumball: On the board, Scumball, I've made a Scum tribute topic that should pretty much fill you in on all things Scum.
¤ Ninja Golf (https://www.angelfire.com/super2/gamefats/archives/atari/index.html): This is the Atari section of my site where I archive purged topics. The Ninja Golf topics are a great representation of a day in the life of Scum. I wish I still had some old Crypt Of Scum topics, though. If anyone has any, please send 'em to me. Send three or more, and you could win a brand new not car!
¤ Scum's site (https://www.angelfire.com/super2/archives/): This is Scum's site where he also archives cool, purged topics. He stole the idea and layout from me. The fact that his site was made like two years before mine and it was actually me that copied him doesn't make my statement any less true.
Read that crap and then tell me I'm a better user than Scum. I dare ya. Scum was.. special. Like no other account could ever be. Even Blood for Currency, who I hear tell is the like the new Scum, isn't the same. Scum was way more than just a shared account, guys.
Besides, a vote for Xim is a vote for Communism. Nyet, comrades, nyet!
But in my defense, I do have this stuff in my favor:
¤ The Quest For The Lost Secret Board: More of an atrocity to literature than a redeeming quality about myself, this is a story about secret board hunters I wrote/am writing. You can find it on Tales Of Monsterpath. Now, no one's saying it's the greatest story ever told by mankind, but I think the high brow humor (fart jokes) speak for themselves. Give it a read. It's relatively long, though. By which I mean it'll take you five years to finish reading it. All seriousness aside, I think the main problem is I update it way too often. People just can't keep up with the lightning-fast updates. I mean, I'm pumpin' out a new installment every twelve minutes as it is. Even I can't keep up! I mean, crap, man, that doesn't even make sense!
¤ GameFATs (https://www.angelfire.com/super2/gamefats): You want to send me topics. You want to send me topics. You want to send me topics. You want to send me topics. You want to send me topics.
¤ SBH FAQ (https://www.angelfire.com/super2/gamefats/sbhfaq.html): A guide I wrote for new and old hunters alike. It helps potentially new hunters understand what hunting's all about, and reminds a lot of vets of the true purpose.
¤ Backwards Journey: Yes, I've completed the infamous Backwards Journey, the most daring of all the hunts. That has to count for something. If you've never tried a BJ, you should. I swear, I sure do love a good BJ. Oh my, everyone should have a BJ now and then. I think if all people were to experience a BJ, the world would be a better place. This sentence also contains a sexual innuendo.
¤ I'm devilishly handsome: And modest, too. |
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From: Xim
| Posted: 11/2/2005 10:14:31 PM | Message Detail
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Now, after being given readin' material that seems suspiciously homework-esque, you can decide who the better user is! I usually despise contests like this, as it's all subjective and it's totally not cool to place a worth on a person, but since I made it to the finals, suddenly I've become a fan of these sort of contests. I like to think of it as not so much a hypocritical decision, but more of a "I was just lying all these years, haha, good one" kinda thing. But at least now you guys are informed with way more knowledge than you probably wanted to know. See, it's crucial to understand the issues at hand here, especially in a contest as important as this. Because after all, the internet is a business of a most serious nature.
Oh, and don't be daunted by all the walls of text, Leinad said you have till the 15th to decide anyhow. Trust me, it's all pretty enjoyable to read (except for my horrible story), so don't think of it as a chore. All I ask is that you at least skim through the Scum-related stuff, as a lot of you probably don't know Scum that well. That's all. No worries, no obligations. In closing, I expect a detailed report on my desk no later than Monday.
Summary: I'm really bad at brevity.
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...(¯\/¯)(¯) (¯)_(¯) ...R.I.P. Scum
...(_/\_)(_)(_/\_/\_)...4/18/2001 - 5/26/2003 |
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From: omegamage11
| Posted: 11/2/2005 11:22:20 PM | Message Detail
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ah whe'll make it a bit closer...
Xim
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Th£ Õm£gà §h@ll Âri§£ |
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From: Xim
| Posted: 11/3/2005 12:24:36 AM | Message Detail
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I don't need your pity vote, omega!
However, I will accept it and any others you guys might throw my way.
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...(¯\/¯)(¯) (¯)_(¯) ...R.I.P. Scum
...(_/\_)(_)(_/\_/\_)...4/18/2001 - 5/26/2003 |
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From: omegamage11
| Posted: 11/3/2005 12:37:42 AM | Message Detail
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well if you really wanted to lose...that may happen
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From: Draek of Chaos
| Posted: 11/3/2005 3:45:03 AM | Message Detail
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Scum, of course.
Though Xim is a really good runner up. |
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From: Kaas
| Posted: 11/3/2005 11:33:17 AM | Message Detail
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Xim
Mayonaisse FTW!
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rpgplayer6787 - A Freudian slip is when you say one thing, but you mean your mother.
Cheese Hoard Bunter |
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From: Weird Kirby Dude11
| Posted: 11/3/2005 1:51:19 PM | Message Detail
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Xim >_>
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Weird Kirby Dude - spud2002 is alive! >_>
Every fanboy war degenerates to a flame war over whether each debater likes the Halo series or not. -Android21A |
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From: Swiftblade
| Posted: 11/3/2005 9:39:08 PM | Message Detail
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Xim
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Sign for a Theater Arts Board!
http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs/genmessage.php?board=7&topic=23934530 |
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From: Xim
| Posted: 11/3/2005 11:34:27 PM | Message Detail
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Here's some memorable Scum/Xim quotes to help you guys decide.
~Scum Quote~
Dawn7: Oh, right... That poll is over...
Scum: Who won? RdDragon?
Dawn7: ?_?
Eh...?
Scum: How did RdDragon win? He wasn't even nominated...
Dawn7: ?_?
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*has only the slightest idea of what Scum is talking about*
Scum: You know, don't you RdDragon? How did RdDragon win? Why didn't DK win, he wasn't even against RdDragon!
Dawn7: ?_?
*wonders if this has something to do with stamps*
Scum: Don't try to confuse me with your apple talk, RdDragon. You know why RdDragon won, and I want that information.
Dawn7: Are you calling me "RdDragon?"
Scum: What do you mean, RdDragon? Are you going to tell me why RdDragon won or not?
Dawn7: I meant, "Are you still calling me 'RdDragon?'" And nopers, I'm not going to tell you why RdDragon won because I don't know...
Scum: Oh, an interesting move, RdDragon. But I know you know, you can't keep it a secret forever...
Dawn7: I didn't know you thought I knew...
Scum: Nice try, just tell me and I won't get out the anti-RdDragon box.
Dawn7: ...
Are you still calling me "RdDragon?"
?_?
Scum: Are you still referring to me as "you," RdDragon? Wow, that's an interesting RdDragon habit you have, RdDragon.
Dawn7: Who is "you?"
Scum: Don't play your mind games with me, RdDragon. Just tell me whatever I wanted to know a few posts back. I'm too lazy to check and see what it was, but you're on the honor system.
Dawn7: AHA! Then "you" is... Uh...
>_>
<_<
That!
*points at an atom*
Scum: 'Tis a fine barn, but sure 'tis no atom, English.
Dawn7: In... gal... lash?
Scum: No, RdDragon, it's spelled how it's spelled.
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~Xim Quote~
Xim: I'm stupid and probably ugly.
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...(¯\/¯)(¯) (¯)_(¯) ...R.I.P. Scum
...(_/\_)(_)(_/\_/\_)...4/18/2001 - 5/26/2003 |
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From: RockMFR 5
| Posted: 11/3/2005 11:45:05 PM | Message Detail
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Thank goodness RdDragon had Scum to keep her in line.
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Can't Stop the Rock, Can't Stop the Rock! o_0
The Ohio State: We are so much better than m*ch!g@n. |
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From: Leinad
| Posted: 11/6/2005 12:47:13 PM | Message Detail
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bump.
Thanks for all of the extra info to help people make an educated choice, Xim... <_<
Am I correct that you are abstaining, or are you voting for either yourself or Scum?
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TNRPLA
Phil. 4:8 |
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From: BUGWEY
| Posted: 11/6/2005 7:20:52 PM | Message Detail
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I second Scim Xumerson XIV.
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BUGWEY! |
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From: BUGWEY
| Posted: 11/6/2005 7:26:59 PM | Message Detail
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From: ravenwarrior
| Posted: 11/6/2005 7:27:56 PM | Message Detail
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I second Scim Xumerson XIV.
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BUGWEY? |
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From: LCC
| Posted: 11/6/2005 7:30:58 PM | Message Detail
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Xim is neither voting for scum, voting for himself, nor abstaining. Xim is voting for Scim Xumerson XIV, and so I am I. Scim Xumerson XIV is the most awesome user I have ever encountered. Well, almost the most awesome. Bilk corp executive takes the cake when it comes to awesomeness.
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From: DocProc
| Posted: 11/6/2005 7:38:49 PM | Message Detail
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Scim Xumerson XIV.!!
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Doctor by day, board hunter by night... |
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From: frozentoothpick
| Posted: 11/6/2005 7:47:30 PM | Message Detail
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Scim Xumerson XIV. |
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From: slobr
| Posted: 11/6/2005 8:01:44 PM | Message Detail
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No love for Xum Scimerson VIX?
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õ¿Ô - All I want is a warm bed, a kind word, and unlimited cat turds.
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From: Long White Hair
| Posted: 11/6/2005 8:11:12 PM | Message Detail
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I vote for them both! Ahaha! You shall not... *dies*
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Petition for the Inuyasha Social Board
http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs/genmessage.php?board=7&topic=24239960 |
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From: LCC
| Posted: 11/6/2005 8:12:49 PM | Message Detail
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And when he means both, he obviously means Scim Xumerson XIV.
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From: Long White Hair
| Posted: 11/6/2005 8:16:16 PM | Message Detail
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*comes back to life* Oops, I meant "all"... *dies again*
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Petition for the Inuyasha Social Board
http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs/genmessage.php?board=7&topic=24239960 |
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From: slobr
| Posted: 11/6/2005 8:36:00 PM | Message Detail
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Anyway, I don't know why you guys even bother voting. I won this thing long ago.
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õ¿Ô - All I want is a warm bed, a kind word, and unlimited cat turds.
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From: LCC
| Posted: 11/6/2005 8:46:42 PM | Message Detail
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Can't argue with that logic. *hangs head in shame*
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From: Leinad
| Posted: 11/9/2005 2:14:28 PM | Message Detail
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As much as I agree with you regarding Scim Xumerson, I'm afraid that he's not a valid competetor. :-(
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TNRPLA
Phil. 4:8 |
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From: slobr
| Posted: 11/9/2005 4:57:38 PM | Message Detail
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Oh, you've got something against invalids now, do you?
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õ¿Ô - All I want is a warm bed, a kind word, and unlimited cat turds.
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From: omegamage11
| Posted: 11/9/2005 5:15:27 PM | Message Detail
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nonsense... Xum and Scim are not Xim Scum
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From: LCC
| Posted: 11/9/2005 9:36:56 PM | Message Detail
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What next? Invalids should get their own schools? I'm appalled at you, Leinad, APPALLED!
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From: AHHHHHHHHHHH
| Posted: 11/9/2005 10:44:49 PM | Message Detail
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i Couldnt not Vote for Scum |
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From: Darth Vivi II
| Posted: 11/11/2005 6:54:41 PM | Message Detail
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I'm not quite sure who any of these users are, but I'll vote for Scim Xumerson XIV because his name sounds the coolest.
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HI FLOOR! MAKE ME A SAMMICH! ~ GIR
SoL - The Christian Social Board. Board #918195 |
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From: Xim
| Posted: 11/13/2005 2:30:50 PM | Message Detail
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*sighs*
My vote's for Scum.
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...(¯\/¯)(¯) (¯)_(¯) ...R.I.P. Scum
...(_/\_)(_)(_/\_/\_)...4/18/2001 - 5/26/2003 |
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From: Leinad
| Posted: 11/13/2005 2:49:54 PM | Message Detail
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Voting closes in two days...
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TNRPLA
Phil. 4:8 |
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From: RockMFR 5
| Posted: 11/13/2005 2:53:49 PM | Message Detail
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From my count, it looks tied right now.
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Come join the fun with the Littl' Bits! o_0
The Ohio State: We are so much better than m*ch!g@n. |
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From: Xim
| Posted: 11/14/2005 6:09:51 PM | Message Detail
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*puts on fake beard and glasses*
Ahem, yes. I would like to place a vote for Scum. Thank you.
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...(¯\/¯)(¯) (¯)_(¯) ...R.I.P. Scum
...(_/\_)(_)(_/\_/\_)...4/18/2001 - 5/26/2003 |
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From: bigdaddycole88
| Posted: 11/14/2005 8:53:10 PM | Message Detail
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I never new Scum, so I will vote for Xim.
How are the A Boards by the way Ximmerman?
I have lost the link.
<_<
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UCLA BRUINS 9-1------> Next Victim: USC
U-C-L-A FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! |
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From: LCC
| Posted: 11/14/2005 9:07:56 PM | Message Detail
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They are quite deadly, as in dead. I trust that you have changed your vote to Scim Xumerson XIV by now, so i'll just erase what you had and put a little Scim Xumerson XIV in its place.
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