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| From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 4/17/2002 11:54:34 PM | Message Detail |
I dunno. . . sounds painful. Why don't you just eat this dead squirrel? --- 101! |
| From: Scum | Posted: 4/18/2002 3:03:03 PM | Message Detail |
Nah, I'm trying to cut back on dead squirrel. Come on, off with it. You've got to toughen up or you'll never make captain of the girl's gymnastics team. --- 102! |
| From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 4/19/2002 3:46:47 AM | Message Detail |
Aw, but I look so good in a leotard.
Oh, very well. But I'm squeamish, so could you cut it off? --- 202! |
| From: Scum | Posted: 4/19/2002 10:57:43 AM | Message Detail |
But that's the whole point. You've got to get over your fear of losing limbs and cut it off yourself if you're ever going to be able to fulfill your dreams. But I'll pour the salt into your wound afterwards, if you'd like. --- 302! |
| From: Ninja Golf | Posted: 4/19/2002 2:03:07 PM | Message Detail |
I am lost... --- You ****ing idiot. |
| From: Scum | Posted: 4/19/2002 3:41:46 PM | Message Detail |
| oK, go left up at the second intersection, then take the middle path until you go past the "bullocks" billboard, then do a right U-turn followed immediately by a left S-curve, then go right, right, left, right, left and you're there. Wait, where are you going? |
| From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 4/20/2002 1:05:07 AM | Message Detail |
*sneaks off while Scum is giving directions* --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
| From: Scum | Posted: 4/20/2002 4:37:12 PM | Message Detail |
| *sneaks off while Starman Deluxe is busy sneaking off* |
| From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 4/20/2002 11:35:39 PM | Message Detail |
*sneaks on* --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
| From: Scum | Posted: 4/20/2002 11:40:00 PM | Message Detail |
| Hey, you're getting my magazines all sticky! Stop that, I need my Nintendo Power for their high quality audio commentary. |
| From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 4/21/2002 9:07:30 PM | Message Detail |
I wish my magazines had audio commentary. Then I wouldn't have to bother with that "reading" crap. --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
| From: Scum | Posted: 4/21/2002 9:31:32 PM | Message Detail |
| What is this "reading" that you speak of? Some kind of listening technique? |
| From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 4/22/2002 12:05:38 AM | Message Detail |
It's what you're doing right now. --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
| From: Scum | Posted: 4/22/2002 6:47:32 AM | Message Detail |
| What? Reading is eating an apple? |
| From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 4/23/2002 12:12:11 AM | Message Detail |
Sure, why not. --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
| From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 5/6/2002 9:51:50 AM | Message Detail |
BUMP courtesy of the Imperial Empire Historic Topic Preservation Society Club Group Foundation (IEHTPSCGF). --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
| From: ScottHalI | Posted: 5/14/2002 5:32:13 PM | Message Detail |
*takes a crap in Trumpet Trench* --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
| From: Jigoku No Megami | Posted: 5/15/2002 12:34:39 PM | Message Detail |
Hey! That's not politically correct. You're supposed to say: *defecates on Trumpet Trunch* --- Infidels! How dare you invade my inner sanctum! Prepare to die! |
| From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 5/15/2002 3:59:12 PM | Message Detail |
Eww. . .
*hoses off trench*
*hands ScottHalI some diapers*
Here. You wear 'em 'till you learn.
--- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
| From: ScottHalI | Posted: 5/15/2002 4:15:12 PM | Message Detail |
lol, starman deluxe actually said something funny. --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
| From: Scum 2 | Posted: 5/15/2002 9:48:35 PM | Message Detail |
| something funny. |
| From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 5/15/2002 10:16:52 PM | Message Detail |
You didn't say something funny, you typed it. --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
| From: Scum | Posted: 5/16/2002 7:16:05 AM | Message Detail |
| Who's to say I didn't say it as well? |
| From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 5/16/2002 2:42:17 PM | Message Detail |
I say I'm to say you didn't say it as well. --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
| From: Scum | Posted: 5/16/2002 3:10:05 PM | Message Detail |
| You can to say it all you want, but that won't make it so. |
| From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 5/16/2002 6:19:16 PM | Message Detail |
What if I say it is so? --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
| From: ScottHalI | Posted: 5/16/2002 9:44:33 PM | Message Detail |
i dont matter cuz i say so --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
| From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 5/16/2002 10:53:01 PM | Message Detail |
Aw, come now, of course you matter. If there's one thing my years in kindergarten have taught me, it's that everyone matters! --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
| From: Scum | Posted: 5/16/2002 11:07:00 PM | Message Detail |
| I've had twice the years of kindergarten as you, and I haven't learned that. You've been doing outside studying. |
| From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 5/17/2002 2:59:48 AM | Message Detail |
No, you just didn't go to the special schools I did. --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
| From: Scum | Posted: 5/17/2002 6:42:54 AM | Message Detail |
| Then what's that book you're holding? Is that Fluffy Goes to the Zoo? That's 1st grade reading level! |
| From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 5/17/2002 10:09:42 PM | Message Detail |
It's not a book! It's, uh. . . a pizza!
*starts eating*
Yum, very. . . pulpy. --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
| From: Scum | Posted: 5/17/2002 11:18:55 PM | Message Detail |
| May I have a slice? |
| From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 5/17/2002 11:58:27 PM | Message Detail |
But I already ate the whole thing. If you still want some you'll have to wait a while. --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
| From: Scum | Posted: 5/18/2002 11:32:40 AM | Message Detail |
No, I don't want to wait.
*cuts open Starman Deluxe's stomach and eats the sweet pizza within* |
| From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 5/18/2002 6:05:48 PM | Message Detail |
Ouch. . . *dies* --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
| From: Scum | Posted: 5/19/2002 12:23:43 AM | Message Detail |
| *harvests Stam for organs, and corn* |
| From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 5/19/2002 1:13:16 PM | Message Detail |
No, not corn! Just because I'm dead doesn't mean I don't have feelings! --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
| From: Scum | Posted: 5/19/2002 1:27:21 PM | Message Detail |
| You're right, the harvest is going to be late this year. 'Cause of the rain. |
| From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 5/19/2002 11:13:03 PM | Message Detail |
So, what is there for a corpse to do until then? --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
| From: Scum | Posted: 5/20/2002 8:27:35 PM | Message Detail |
| Well, I don't have a coffee table, and your back seems to be pretty straight... |
| From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 5/21/2002 12:11:29 AM | Message Detail |
Hmm. . . I think I'd rather try to sneak into heaven. --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
| From: Jigoku No Megami | Posted: 5/21/2002 2:55:51 PM | Message Detail |
<pointless post> Hello everybody </pointless post> --- <sig> Infidels! How dare you invade my inner sanctum! Prepare to die! </sig> |
| From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 5/21/2002 3:14:50 PM | Message Detail |
*pokes self on post*
Ow! You said that post had no point! I'm suing! --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
| From: Scum | Posted: 5/21/2002 6:02:41 PM | Message Detail |
Oh no you're not. *stabs Starm with the post* |
| From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 5/21/2002 9:51:24 PM | Message Detail |
Ouch. . . *dies again* --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
| From: Scum | Posted: 5/21/2002 10:51:43 PM | Message Detail |
| *stabs the death with the post* |
| From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 5/21/2002 11:58:26 PM | Message Detail |
If you kill Death, then who takes him to the afterlife? --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
| From: Scum | Posted: 5/22/2002 7:09:07 AM | Message Detail |
Santa.
*stabs Santa with the post* |
| From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 5/22/2002 3:51:25 PM | Message Detail |
Nooooo! Not Santa! Now who'll give me presents? --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
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