[assuming you're a guy] Do you have man boobs? |
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From: ScottHalI | Posted: 5/18/2002 6:53:50 PM | Message Detail |
i sure don't, but my poor friend does, and he always complains that they jiggle around too much. I tell him to wear a bra, but he just gets pissed.
do you have this problem? --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 5/18/2002 7:04:05 PM | Message Detail |
No. Sounds like fun, though. --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
From: Scum | Posted: 5/19/2002 12:19:53 AM | Message Detail |
Oh, this topic is only for guys? I guess I can't respond then. |
From: ScottHalI | Posted: 5/19/2002 7:15:46 AM | Message Detail |
Scum, you're a girl?
If that is true, im sorry. I thought you were some kind of fruitcake.
heh, you probably are a guy though. --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
From: ScottHalI | Posted: 5/19/2002 12:26:58 PM | Message Detail |
whoa cool, im warned --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 5/19/2002 1:14:54 PM | Message Detail |
Cool. --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
From: Scum | Posted: 5/19/2002 1:25:57 PM | Message Detail |
No, I'm not a girl. Not to say that there aren't any girls who use this account, I don't really know. |
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 5/19/2002 11:10:09 PM | Message Detail |
I know. --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
From: Scum | Posted: 5/20/2002 8:29:20 PM | Message Detail |
I know you know. Did you know I know you know? |
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 5/21/2002 12:09:05 AM | Message Detail |
Actually, I don't know. I just wanted some attention. --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
From: Scum | Posted: 5/21/2002 6:10:12 PM | Message Detail |
Well you can't have any, I need it all to build my attention fort. |
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 5/21/2002 9:56:19 PM | Message Detail |
*steals attention*
Aha! Now I have your attention! --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
From: Scum | Posted: 5/21/2002 10:50:06 PM | Message Detail |
Huh? I wasn't paying attention. You're working for free. |
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 5/21/2002 11:51:27 PM | Message Detail |
Well, then I quit. --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
From: Scum | Posted: 5/22/2002 7:10:40 AM | Message Detail |
You can't quit, you're fired. Now pay attention. |
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 5/22/2002 4:02:06 PM | Message Detail |
But I don't have any. I think I have a deficit of attention. I like to eat at Burger King. --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
From: Scum | Posted: 5/23/2002 8:01:31 PM | Message Detail |
Me too, they have the best burgers ever, and the fries aren't half bad. Clouds are fluffy. |
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 5/24/2002 1:00:35 AM | Message Detail |
So is cotton candy. I ate cotton candy at the circus before. Clowns are funny. Except for that one. He scares me. --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
From: Scum | Posted: 5/24/2002 3:36:20 PM | Message Detail |
Sweet Tooth? |
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 5/24/2002 4:28:30 PM | Message Detail |
No, the one on TV with red hair. Buzo or something. --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
From: Scum | Posted: 5/26/2002 9:14:35 PM | Message Detail |
Sweet Tooth is cooler. Ever consider switching? You'd save up to 5 cents on every call. |
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 5/28/2002 5:40:59 PM | Message Detail |
How would Sweet Tooth save me money on long distance? --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
From: Scum | Posted: 5/31/2002 7:36:09 PM | Message Detail |
He'd kill all the people you want to talk to using your long distance phone calls, so your calls would just be short "wrong number" conversations with the police who are investigating the crime scene. |
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 5/31/2002 9:59:15 PM | Message Detail |
What if I want to talk to Sweet Tooth long distance? Would he kill himself? --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
From: Scum | Posted: 6/10/2002 10:19:08 AM | Message Detail |
No, but he'd make it look like he did to fool the police into being there to accept your call. Then he'd kill and eat them. |
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 6/10/2002 1:02:49 PM | Message Detail |
He'd probably eat them with sugar, since he has a sweet tooth. *rimshot* --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
From: Scum | Posted: 6/12/2002 12:57:24 AM | Message Detail |
No, blood is naturally high in sugar, so he'd probably just add apples. |
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 6/13/2002 1:49:42 AM | Message Detail |
Apples; what all evil cannibal clowns eat with the blood of their victims. --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
From: Scum | Posted: 6/20/2002 7:43:16 PM | Message Detail |
Oh, I've seen that commercial! |
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 6/21/2002 3:06:06 PM | Message Detail |
I haven't. I came up with that gem myself. --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
From: Scum | Posted: 6/25/2002 9:03:58 PM | Message Detail |
Oh, too bad, it's really good. The background music is very apple-esque. |
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 6/30/2002 10:11:41 PM | Message Detail |
Really? I came up with that, too. --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
From: Scum | Posted: 6/30/2002 11:42:17 PM | Message Detail |
I like how you made the whole think with duct tape, too. |
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 7/2/2002 3:24:45 AM | Message Detail |
Yup. If there's one thing the Red Green Show has taught me, it's that everything and anything can be made or fixed with duct tape. --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
From: Scum | Posted: 7/2/2002 4:37:55 AM | Message Detail |
Whoa... don't move your head, it makes all of the colours blur together. Uh, getting dizzy... It's hot in here... |
From: ScottHalI | Posted: 7/2/2002 12:37:20 PM | Message Detail |
i knew a guy with man boobs. he had to get he had to get lypo suction |
From: Scum | Posted: 7/2/2002 3:46:26 PM | Message Detail |
"One time I gave a snake some beer. It was all ****ed up. It was slithering this way and that."
You're right, adam sandler is funny. |
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 7/3/2002 6:01:06 PM | Message Detail |
I never said that. Therefore, it can't be right. --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
From: ScottHalI | Posted: 7/3/2002 8:28:49 PM | Message Detail |
i got my dog stoned once |
From: Scum | Posted: 7/4/2002 10:08:50 PM | Message Detail |
You're right though, it's left. |
From: ScottHalI | Posted: 7/5/2002 10:49:28 AM | Message Detail |
Nope. |
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 7/6/2002 5:06:39 AM | Message Detail |
Can't argue with that logic. Well, actually, I could, but I'm lazy. --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
From: ScottHalI | Posted: 7/6/2002 10:26:04 AM | Message Detail |
or you just don't have logic |
From: Scum | Posted: 7/8/2002 3:20:24 AM | Message Detail |
I have two, I'll sell you one for a billion apples. |
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 7/9/2002 1:19:01 AM | Message Detail |
Hmm. . .
What can I get for 5 apples and a banana? --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
From: ScottHalI | Posted: 7/9/2002 10:45:16 AM | Message Detail |
an ass whoopin |
From: Scum | Posted: 7/9/2002 2:50:53 PM | Message Detail |
Yeah, but if you take out the banana, you could get a million dollars. |
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 7/10/2002 4:15:08 AM | Message Detail |
*takes out the banana*
There, now pay up. --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
From: ScottHalI | Posted: 7/10/2002 10:45:23 AM | Message Detail |
I ain't givin you squat |
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 7/12/2002 12:46:28 AM | Message Detail |
Good, 'cause I don't want squat. I want my million dollars. --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
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