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From: Kraftt C Wizz XVII | Posted: 11/17/2002 9:23:12 AM | Message Detail

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH*is decapitated*
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My first account was banned, and it wouldn't have happened without that off-topic in random insanity...

From: Scum | Posted: 11/17/2002 10:53:32 AM | Message Detail

They were asking for it by wearing those skimpy outfits and getting drunk.

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 11/21/2002 2:40:46 AM | Message Detail

Dibs on the decapitated head! I could use a unique jack-o-lantern for next Halloween.
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From: Scum | Posted: 11/21/2002 8:12:42 PM | Message Detail

Fine, but I get everything that used to be above the neck.

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 11/29/2002 6:19:49 PM | Message Detail

Sorry, I already hollowed out the skull. You can have what I threw away.

*hands Scum Kraftt's brain*
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From: Scum | Posted: 12/1/2002 9:34:16 PM | Message Detail

*sells brain for a billion dollars in the transplant black market*

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 12/10/2002 3:22:26 AM | Message Detail

Too bad. You could have gotten twice as much on the green market.
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From: Scum | Posted: 12/10/2002 3:43:17 PM | Message Detail

No I couldn't have, the green market is flooded with brains. I checked.

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 12/19/2002 5:00:34 PM | Message Detail

Oh yeah. That's the zombie market, right? They sure love them brains.
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"Nostalgia is a combination of a bad memory and a good imagination." - Anonymous

From: Scum | Posted: 12/20/2002 3:08:22 PM | Message Detail

No, the black market is where zombies must shop, as there was a shortage of brains there due to the popularity of brains as a product. The green market had extra, suggesting that they weren't selling well.

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 12/29/2002 9:46:51 PM | Message Detail

Of course, I knew that. I was just testing you to see if you knew how economics worked.

*buys all the green market brains, as they would sell for less due to there not being a big demand for them*

*implants brains inside head*

Now I am the smartest being in the universe!
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"Nostalgia is a combination of a bad memory and a good imagination." - Anonymous

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 1/8/2003 12:29:49 AM | Message Detail

Yup. . .

*cough*
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"Nostalgia is a combination of a bad memory and a good imagination." - Anonymous

From: Scum | Posted: 1/8/2003 3:07:36 PM | Message Detail

That was a head of lettuce.

From: CO bluethunder | Posted: 1/13/2003 11:22:00 AM | Message Detail

Unfortunately for you they were all Rosie O'Donnel products brains. The only way to insure your fusing 100% real brains is to put it in a brainhoover and see if it turns blue.
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"The more you spend the more you save"

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 1/19/2003 12:40:42 AM | Message Detail

So, which are they? Heads of lettuce, or Rosie O'Donnel brains? I really would like to know what's in my head without having to pay those hefty doctor bills.
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"Nostalgia is a combination of a bad memory and a good imagination." - Anonymous

From: Scum | Posted: 1/22/2003 3:15:27 PM | Message Detail

Head of Lettuce = Rosie O'Donnel brains

From: NinjaMaster | Posted: 1/24/2003 6:08:52 AM | Message Detail

*storms through topic ever so loudly*

From: Scum | Posted: 1/29/2003 6:26:05 PM | Message Detail

Shh, people are trying to read MY posts.

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 2/8/2003 11:40:04 PM | Message Detail

*uses brains/heads of lettuce to build a robot and programs it to make noise all throughout the topic*
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From: Kraftt C Wizz XVII | Posted: 2/9/2003 7:41:42 AM | Message Detail

you'll break.

DAVID
DAVID
DAVID!
DAVID!!!!!!!!
STOP DAVID!!!
DAVID!! STOP!!!
STOP!!!

*david's face melts*
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RS name: Idiot Newbie Combat level: 41 Skill total: 310
A: 40 D: 38 S: 37 H: 38 R: 2 P: 15 M: 13

From: Scum | Posted: 2/9/2003 6:19:06 PM | Message Detail

*robots all die silently*

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 3/10/2003 11:45:20 PM | Message Detail

Robots cannot die, as they were never alive to begin with.
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From: pikaslutVSyoshimitsu | Posted: 3/19/2003 2:34:49 AM | Message Detail

batteries die, the Batterys ARE ALIVE!!

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 3/28/2003 2:02:20 AM | Message Detail

But no one cares about batteries. That's why even toys that require them don't bother to include them.
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So. . . uh. . . yeah.

From: pikaslutVSyoshimitsu | Posted: 3/28/2003 10:41:06 PM | Message Detail

That's where your wrong, they cared enough NOT to include them, because in doing so they would have taught some young impressionable child about death and mortality.

From: pikaslutVSyoshimitsu | Posted: 3/30/2003 3:54:33 PM | Message Detail

But we will all learn soon enough....

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 4/9/2003 6:20:44 PM | Message Detail

Soon isn't good enough, I wanna learn now!
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So. . . uh. . . yeah.

From: Scum | Posted: 4/14/2003 6:22:34 PM | Message Detail

I had a calculator that came with batteries. Calculators are like toys.

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 4/24/2003 2:29:38 PM | Message Detail

Crappy toys, unless you get one of those graphing calculators that you can download games for.
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So. . . uh. . . yeah.

From: Scum | Posted: 4/24/2003 9:57:11 PM | Message Detail

That's exactly the kind I was referring to. But you have to admit, it's still a crappy toy.

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 5/14/2003 6:03:42 PM | Message Detail

What are you talking about? I recently downloaded a Mario game for it, and it's just as good as the Nintendo-made version. Except there's no sound, or color, and the control wasn't as good, and the level design was somewhat lacking, and. . .
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So. . . uh. . . yeah.

From: Scum | Posted: 5/16/2003 11:02:46 PM | Message Detail

You're right, that's the greatest game in the universe ever.

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 6/11/2003 4:00:30 PM | Message Detail

The world, maybe. But the universe?
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So. . . uh. . . yeah.

From: Axxel | Posted: 6/12/2003 12:33:43 PM | Message Detail

*arrives*

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From: Ninja Golf Redux | Posted: 6/22/2003 1:21:03 PM | Message Detail

Look at this, another new person. This is insane. I should win some award for owning the coolest board in the history of GameFAQs.
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From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 7/3/2003 2:46:32 AM | Message Detail

Replace "I" with "Starman Deluxe" and you have yourself a true statement.
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So. . . uh. . . yeah.

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 7/14/2003 2:13:38 AM | Message Detail

Tru dat.
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So. . . uh. . . yeah.

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 7/25/2003 12:16:20 AM | Message Detail

So where's my award already?
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So. . . uh. . . yeah.

From: Console Gamer | Posted: 7/28/2003 6:34:39 AM | Message Detail

You're holding it.
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From: pikaslutVSyoshimitsu | Posted: 8/2/2003 5:25:29 PM | Message Detail

you're reward is a kick in the face! same reward every new immigrant will recieve, as part of the Kick act of 2003.
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From: NickBush24 | Posted: 8/5/2003 2:48:08 AM | Message Detail

>_<
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From: MI4 REAL | Posted: 8/6/2003 1:56:05 AM | Message Detail

Stealth is over-rated. Whatever happened to good old-fashioned rioting?

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From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 8/16/2003 6:07:50 PM | Message Detail

Ninja gas death bombs easily take care of rioters.
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So. . . uh. . . yeah.

From: MI4 REAL | Posted: 8/17/2003 3:09:46 AM | Message Detail

So do falling lightpoles

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Banjo Kazooie: Mumbos Mountain 100% Clear in 10:19. Treasure Trove Cove 100% Clear in 17:53 <34>

From: MI4 REAL | Posted: 8/17/2003 3:14:38 AM | Message Detail

And exploding cars

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Banjo Kazooie: Mumbos Mountain 100% Clear in 10:19. Treasure Trove Cove 100% Clear in 17:53 <34>