Game Frequently Archived Topics

Last Updated: March 3rd, 2008
Introductions Are In Order - October 20, 2003

Welcome to GameFATs. Here is where I archive cool topics from GameFAQs that have been raped by the purge. I've only got a few right now, but I hope that will change in the coming months, unlike my socks.

This was actually ColdFusion's idea. I just decided to steel it since his site is gone, and steel is better than wood. Just when you thought I couldn't be more of a thief, I stole the actual coding of this site from Scum. But hey, at least I didn't steal from the same person twice, right? Of course not. That would be crazy.

Like Scum, I'm only going to put up topics that have been purged or closed. So, if you want me to add a topic, email me at an email address of unspecified name, age, race, financial situation and gender. I don't judge.

The difference between his site and mine is obvious. Why, I have different links, a different color scheme, and even different content! These two sites are practically incomparable. I don't know why you brought it up in the first place! If you want to see Scum's completely different site, visit the Links section.

Anyways.. take a look around. All that's really up right now is the "shell" of the site. Yes, the shell. Like a snail. I too, am like a snail. I build a defensive wall around myself, a "shell" if you will. But my shell isn't made out of a hard, protective substance. Mine is made out of tinfoil and paper bags.

Suddenly, 9 months later.. - July 18, 2004

Well, every purged topic I have is on the site now. The rest is up to you. Send 'em in, if'n you want. Actually, I really put up the majority of this in the last 2 weeks. That first update is there just to fool people that haven't found this place until now. There's still some old topics I've saved that haven't purged yet, so keep checking back in future months.

Oh, yeah, and be sure to send me topics. I'd love to see some old Crypt Of Scum topics if you have any. And I'll need help with some of the sections that have no topics. So.. send them in. Dammit.

Oh snap. This thing has been here for over a year? - February 13, 2005
I've fine-tuned a lot of the site. There's now a few more topics to waste your time reading, so that's cool. There were a bunch of horrible-looking layouts that I got rid of. Also, I've added a secret section, a "Xim's Stuff" section. You'll find all kinds of topics that I'd rather not show to the public there. Although there's no link to it in plain sight like the other sections, there is a link to it hidden on one of the topics I've saved. No, I didn't hide it in any of those "message detail" links or anything, it's a link I actually made that says "Xim's Stuff". You'll have to find it on your own. Like, you'll have to "hunt" for it, and find the "secret board" topics it leads to. Kind of like some sort of "secret board wanderer", perhaps.

I've noticed a lot of my topics here have something to do with Scum. Maybe it's just a Scummy coincidence.

Oh, right. I now have a guestbook. I've often wondered if I actually get any visitors to my site now that I've added it to my profile on GameFAQs. Here's how I can find out. Or, you could just not sign it and make me think no one ever comes here. Bastids. Anyway just click here to read the sigs, or here to sign it.

And, finally.. send me topics! I'll be your best friend! I'll.. uh.. give you credit in the topic descriptions! I'm.. I'm made of candy!

To match the massive influx of recent topic contributors, the site is now color-coded. It is easy to tell who contributed which topic by looking at the font color of each topic's description. The color of text corresponds with the contributor. See if you can memorize the vast quantities of color-name pairings:

Xim, ravenwarrior, spud2002, WOWZERS, DocProc, LCC, slobr

The following sections have at least one topic:

Atari 2600, Other Atari Systems, Apple Systems, Bandai Systems, Commodore 64, NEC Systems, Pinball, SNK Systems, Other Systems, and Non-Secret Boards. Enjoy your meal.

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