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Now. Before Anna tells you all her boring shme shmoo mumbo jumbo junk, I will tell you some kick-ass jokes:

What do you call a man with no arms and legs...

in a hole... Phil! In a pool... Bob! In a bush... Russle! On your doorstep... Mat!

What do you call a man with a shovel on his head? Doug! What do you call a man without a shovel on his head? Douglas! What do you call a man with 50 rabbits up his bum? Warren!!!!! Ahhhh the hilarity of it all! OK, now you can read some boring stuff. But also, go here

B4 I say anything I must point out that 1. some of the image files around here are a tad on the large side which is a bit bitchy i know so if you know that your poor little compspewter can't hack it then i recommend you leave. 2. If you can, set your monitor to 1280 by 1024 pixels, cuz not only will our site look nicer but, everything will, all of a sudden. once again, on account of not being able to cope with such big resolutions, older computer users should probably leave. 3. in the words of my good friend, now that i have alienated the best part of my audience, please feel free to roam the site. there's not actually a lot to it, oh, and also, please write to me if there are any dead links or images and i'll do my best to fix it up. Now, enuff of that shit...

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Annas 10th blog
oh golly gosh. this is thewper ex thiting indeed! i'm actually back, actually updating! from New York! it has been a while, seeing as school is over and all, to tell the truth, i had somewhat forgotten about this place, my wee second home on the web. and now........i don't really know what to say! well, loyal readers [not!-this has to be one of the few remaining spots on the net with a 3 figured visitors tab] the USA is splendiddly umshush! but sadly, i have not heard from jane... i sent her a very honest and potentially nasty email just before i caught my plane to the states, and yet... no reply... she got another boyfriend you see. but thats ok! cuz life is swell and i'm going to art school! in sydney! no more dull canberra life for this chickybabe --- although i must say, the hustle bustle of this city, and this country indeed, is wearing me down. i'm off to london next, to meet helen! and this place is fantastic: i got a pirate copy of lord of the rings: the two towers on the street for 5 Us dollars, on the the same day it came out in australia! swell.

i miss my tribe though!

oh, how i miss my tribe...

Annas 9th blog
fuck crap bollocks aaargh! bad mood bad day its cold i waited 25 minutes for a bus thismorning oooh whinge whinge whinge. at least i got tobacco thismorning. i wish jane would write something here. you must be getting tired of reaDING MY MEANINGLESS GARBLE oops pressed Caps accidentally. [i wasn't screaming] hmm, well i seem to be on the doorstep of death and despair at the moment, but hopefully this is only a faze. it will pass. i like computers. i hate i love i hate i hate. you [yes, you] are a wanker.

Annas 8th blog:
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!BLAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! well guess what fellas........jane has a boyfriend! teeeheeeheee!! he's called sebastian and he actually believes that he is thom yorke. impressive stuff.

Annas 7th blog:
so much exciting stuff has happened. i would have to say that by FAR the most exciting thing is that [drumroll please] i have a nu email adress!! yipee. please stop screaming. no really yur hurting my ears. thankyou, yes.

anna_280485@hotmail.com

also, we just got back from our roadtrip. up to byron and back. to go to splendour in the bog. i mean splendour in the grass. uh, ahem like yep i think you would all agree that getting a nu email adress scales far higher on the richter scale of excitement than going on a massively exhausting road trip, and at the end of it all spending nine and a half hours straight in a mosh pit, seeing the best band ever in the center front [and i mean ON THE BARRIER} and then meeting the said band's leading man in person the next day on the beach TWICE and having him RECOGNISE YOU. sigh. i'm in love again dammit. this always happens. way too often. anyway, yeah, love... i guess i'm just destined for groupie-dom. NOT. actually maybe. i'm not hot enuff. weeeell, we'll see. cigarette now.

Annas 6th blog:
where is jane? hmm, the question on all our minds i believe... i think she may be eating pasta at helens house. well i'm here, and i am supposed to be writing an essay on bleeding Antony and Cleopatra. Bugger. so basically what you're witnessing here is me procrastinating. wow, i actually spelled that rite. i think. hmm, anyway, whats gross is when you microwave cereal and then surprisingly it turns into mush. all i wanted was for it to be warm, and it turns into damned mush. damned essay. crap

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