Cracker Magazine Opening For Business Soon!

Welcome to Cracker Magazine. This site is dedicated to the most happy and completely oblivious species of human on the the planet: The Cracker. Here you will find the hippest things in Cracker news, entertainment, clothing, and keep up with fellow Crackers world wide.

As you can see none of the buttons are working (some stupid Cracker is building this site) and we are still working on it so check back often. Soon we here at Cracker Magazine will induct five mighty fine Crackers into the Cracker Hall of Fame and announce the Country Club of the Month. This site is cool dude, COWABUNGA!

Cracker Hating Rap Artist To Appear At Radford University Campus...AGAIN!

On April 10, 2003 Busta Rhymes will be performing on Radford University Campus in Radford, VA. Rhymes' work includes the albums "It Ain't Safe No More" and "Genesis" and is appearing with the group called The Clipse. The Clipse...no Cracker knows who The Clipse is. Though the RU Campus is 94% Cracker, Rhymes is the fourth in a line of Cracker Hating groups to perform. Past performers include Method Man/Redman, Outkast, and Ludacris. Rhymes beat out such Cracker bands as "Live" and "The Counting Crows" to get the billing. In protest of this concert many hardcore Crackers are planning to show up at the concert in mullets and will be demanding that "Freebird" be played. Rhymes has yet to comment if he intends to sing the request.

Cracker Magazine Wants Your Crackers!

Cracker Magazine is looking for pictures of Crackers. Send us your pictures of stupid Crackers doing stupid things or just being Crackers. We will review them and if they look good and show that Cracker spirit we will put them up on the site! Just send your name (or code name), where you are from, and the picture to: crackermagazine@yahoo.com