Bloopers Book#3<br>
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<p>a/n- you asked i give! I AM A NICE PERSON I just use the word Freakin' alot! IT is my word! OH and HyperHermione, I won't steal 'buttlazy' from you. even though I thought it was cool! Anyway.......
 AW HERE IT GOES!!<br>
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(when Harry gets the Monster Book of Monsters from Hagrid)<br>

' Dear Harry,<br>
 Happy Birthday!<br>
 THink you might find this useful for next year.<br>
Won't say no more here. Tell you when I see you.<br>
 Hope the muggles are treating you right!<br>
<br>
 All the best<br> 
 Hagrid'<br>
*Harry unwraps Monster Book of Monsters*<br>
HArry: AAARRRGGGHHH!!!!!!<br>
* Book bites off his hand then his finger and finally*<br>
 Harry( very squeaky voice): heyyouweren'tsupposedtodothat!<br>
Director: Ooo That had to hurt. Madame Promfry please come here.<br>
* she comes and director whispers something to her*<br>
 Madame Promfry: Oh My come here Harry we need to get that sewn back on.<br>
All: EWW!!!<br>
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(Dumbledore is annoucing the new teachers)<br>
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Dumbledore: Our new Defense against dark arts teacher will be,<br>
*catwalk appears*<br>
 Dumbledore: Professer Lupin!! He is modeling a black fur cape along with a silver embeded thong!<br>
*Lupin walks out in nothing but thong*<br>
*Lupin turns around*<br>
 All except Hermione: EWW!!!<br>
Hermione: * whistles like a wolf*<br>
Lupin:*blushes*<br>
Director: *Crying eyes out* CUTT!!!!!<br>
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Take 2<br>
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(Dumbldore annouces new teahcers)<br>
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Dumbledore: new teacher will be Professer Lupin!!!!<br>
*Everyone claps hard*<br>
*Snape whispers something in Dumbledore's ear*<br>
Dumbledore: Professer Snape wants to make an annoucment.<br>
Snape( in false voice): Yes Lupin I am SOOOOO like totaly gald you are a new teacher!! As for you Potter, who I simply just adore,-<br>
*Draco looks hurt*<br>
Snape (not noticing): I really want to give you all my love and just say I am so like totally  sorry for like, being mean and giving youdetentions, sooo like I wan to make it up to you!! I am gonna give you free hugs and smooches!!!!!!!<br>
*Snape laughs*<br>
*Everyone but Draco, who is crying his eyes out, looks scared*<br>
*Draco whispers something to Dumbledore*<br>
 Dumbledore: UH Snape Mr. MAlfoy here wants to see you in uh.. private.<br>
Snape: LIKE TOTATLY!!!!!<br>
Director: NO!!! CUT!!!!! (starts weeping)<br>
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<p>(when they are reading tea leaves)<br>
Ron: Okay you got a crooked sort of cross, Maybe you're gonna go see Jesus or be hung..<br>
Director:RONN!!! THAT ISN"T FUNNY!!<br>
*Hermmione runs over and hugs Harry*<br>
 Hermione: NOOO!!!! HE ISN"T GOING ANYWHERE WITHOUT ME!!!!!<br>
Death: HA HA HA! I GET TWO SOULS NOW!!<br> 
*death blows two candles out*<br>
*Harry and Hermione drop dead*<br>
Voldie:  MWHAHAHA<br>
Director: CUTT!!!!<br>
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(when Oliver is giving his pep talk)<br>
 Oliver: This is our last chance my last chance to win this thing!<br>
Fred: this year is our year we'll get it this time!<br>
Oliver(to him self): OH yeah and this is my last year to get a girlfriend!!<br>
Quidditch team: OH MY GOD !!!!!!<br>
Director: CUT!!!! HOW CAN YOU PEOPLE WORK HERE!!!! I CAN'T STAND IT HERE!! I QUIT!!!<br>
Harry: Hey Hermione since the director's gone whadda ya say?<br>
Hermione: Sure sweetie.<br>
 *Harry and HErmione go find a more 'private' stage and everyone goes and throws a party!*<br>
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<p>Disclaimer: I own nothing excpet Snape's weird train of thought but other thatn that I own nothing not even my computer, my parents bought it! Oh well!! 
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a/n- Want more? I answered your question I am high on sugar AND Eddie Murphy! Like It? Hate It? Flame it? Oh Remember I use flames to roast marshmallows and heat myself I am FREAKIN FREEZING!!!<br>
 REVIEW AND READ PLEASE!!!<br>
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