coolest sisters EVER...

jackee, becky, ashlie

"I can't believe I'm fucking a big purple elephant!"
-selma blair, "becky"

"Oh, you know, the usual. Defending the rights of my broken hearted clients and try to squeeze every single penny out of their miserable cheating spouses"
-Christina Applegate "ashlie"

"It smells like moldy ass is what it smells like in here!"
-Cameron Diaz, "jackee"

"why aren't you wearing your pants joe?"
ashlie

"I read your story. You used alot of big words. Great! Good for you! It was a little long
so I didn't read the whole thing but who cares because I gave u an 'A'!"
jackee

"Bud is getting so fat. You should really talk to him, he's going to have a heart attack. Plus he's fat."
becky

"Evil people dress up nicely, go to parties, and talk into their diamond earings." -Ashlie

"cheetah in the morning, cheetah in the evening, cheetah at supper time, if you're eating cheetah on a bagel, well, you just shouldn't be doing that." -Jackee

"I felt like... 'AHHHH!' I guess I felt like the child felt when he first saw porn." -Becky