December 28! Well I am so mad I dont know what to do! I have been waiting for a hunderd years for the Lord of the Ring movie to finely come out! And so I was looking forwerd to seeing it but I waited till last night because I dont have time to waist setting in line behind a bunch of nerds and loosers all dressed up as elfs and warlocks and magic outerspacemen and devils and wizzards and Habbits and whatever else them fooles wear to go to the show! anyways last night I finely had time in my busy schedule to see the new movie so I went down to the video store and found it! They only had one tape of it but the others must of all been rented but anyways I get home and pop it in my VCR and watch it and it is stupid and no good! First of all it is a Cartoon! Cartoons are for little babies and I dont watch little baby cartoons I am a full grown man not a little baby! It didnt look anything like the Commercials they show for it what a jip! And there wasnt even any Livv Tyler in it just a bunch of drawerings and it was borring and I cant belief all the hype and fame of this movie it is no good and a waist of my time I am so mad it just goes to show you cant just go on and like everthing everone else does I am my own man and just because it is the popularest movie ever doesnt mean that I have to like it! But it wasnt that bad for a Cartoon but it was disppointing and it didnt even end it just had to be continue on it! What a jip! So anyways my review of Lord of the Ring is that it was okay or alright but not as good as all them geeks and loosers what dress up as crazy dungens and dragons say it is! Plus it is a Cartoon so dont get you hopes all up like I did it is disppointing! But its okay I guess!
December 26-- Many people have been asking me about Chrsitmas wanting to know what all I got for Christmas and asking me how was my Christmas because I am a big star on the internet now and everone wants to know all about me! Well I had a awesome Christmas and got all kinds of excellent presents that you would be jealous of if you saw them! Like a new hat of the Pitsburg Steelers and a Rose Bowel shirt with pitchers of the hellmets of my two faverite teams the Hurrcanes and the Nebraksa! But the best pressent of them all was the new Coach Kay book! I got it and I cant belief it I am so exited about it I cant stop talking about it it is one of the best books ever writen! It is called "Point Five Play" and in it the Great Coach Kay talks about how we over came unsermountible odds and allthe injuries and bad calls and cheating refs and tough breaks and luck by the other teams to win it ALL last year and become champions of the world!! He writes about how the teams secret weapon is the FIST and how the fans really won the championship for Duke and how the players and coaches owe it all to us! And he talks about his secrets of Champion Coaching like getting the best players and tricking them to come to Duke! And getting Duke to graduate them in only three years so he can get them over his enemies! And how he tells the players how to put the ball into the basketball hoop and to keep the other temas from doing it! It is unreal and it is such a awesome book that everone should read it and learn from it! You wont belief it when you do! And the best part is that it is easy to read and it only took me a hour to read it the first time and even less the other times I read it! So go out and buy it today! Or else sit there and be a jealous looser all your life because I have the best book ever and you do not!!
Dcember 21-- Well it is the Christmas time again and so everone is happy and nice and kind! Everone in America is excited to Celebrate the holiday and I always take time around this time of year to tell you all what this holiday really means! This holiday means getting lots of cool stuff and presents and video games and going to partys and watching a lot of good TV! But people always forget that it also it means that it is the Jesuses Birthday and that makes it the Holyest Holiday of them all! This is the time where we all get together with our families and give Thanks and eat a lot of food and sing Christmas Carrolls and the kids get toys and make a big mess and wake up at the crack of dawn and you have to go out and buy all kinds of junk from crowded malls for stupid brothers that dont even loan you any money or anything! Because they are jealous loosers! But anyways this is a Special Time of Year and so be a patriotic American and pretend to have a great time and enjoy your Christmas we're at War this is no time for whinning and gripping about your problems keep it to youself no one wants to hear you complaining so just shut you piehole and make the best of it and enjoy your Christmas! Its the Jesuses birthday and you better make sure you pay attention and do good or he will make yo upay for it in heaven after you die he will send you straight to hell why shouldn't he it's his berthday isn't it! So do yousef a favor and celebrate good times of Christmas its really fun and everone loves it so get with the program and remember the True Meaning of Christmas! Have a happy and Jesus filled Christmas from Bandwagon Boy the Best Journelist on the Inter net! So Marry Christmas and Happy New Year!
Decembr 19-- Wow awesome did you see that game Duke played Kentucky and we beat them in over time it was unreal and awesome we are the best team EVER of all timez and that is a fact that nobody can deny! Unreal! It was such a awesome game and then we won it and they lost it in you face Kentucky you thought you could win but we shoved it down you throats cram it how do you like that! Duke is the best and the classyest of all! It is so great for me to be a part of a Champion Team like Duke and if we Duke fans all work toegther and keep cheering the right way we can lead this team to another Championship if they dont choke and blow it! DUKE RULEZ!!!!! YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!! And plus also another thing is that dumb Dick Vital everone hates him because of the dumb things he says and last night he said a whoper he said that "there is only one point guard in America better then Jason Williams and that is Jason Kid!" What a dumby! That's the kind of thing that he says all the time and thats why everone hates him! Everone knows that jay Wil is way better then that overrated Jason Kid! Come on! Jay Wil score 38 POINTS last night can you belief it I mean Jason Kid is a great player but we are talking about the AWESOME Jay Wil the BEST! Dick Vital can never say anything good about Duke he is bias against us and liek all the otehr medias and the refs but Coach Kay will over come them did you see last night how he knew he was going to win anyways so he put in the scrubs to let them come back for Duke so it would be in Kentuckys face! He is a Genious! Face it! Don't be a jealous looser! DUKE RULEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Decmber 18! It is almost time for the big movie of Lord of the Ring! I can't wait it will be Awesome and Number #1 throughout all the land! Move over Hairy Potter no one cares about you any more it is almost time for the greatest movie ever made called The Lord of the Ring! I am a big fan of the book written by JR Tolkin and even did a book report on it when I had to read it back in the junior High school! I made a great grade on it so I kept it ever sense and I will put it up here for you all to see! So it will be like a pree-view of the Movie only I was writting about the book because the movie had not even come out yet oviously sense I was in Junior High then and the movie still isn't out yet! But soon! I can't wait! Anyways here is my award-winning Book Report the teacher said it was the awesomest book report of the whole class but he didn't want to get the other kids jealous of me by giving it a A!
"The book called Lord of the Ring is a very good book. It is really long and it is so long that no way could a regular kid in junior high ever get through the whole thing unless you are some kind of looser poindexter brainiac instead of normal! The book weighs about a little more then most paper back books and it has a nice cover with a drawering on the front of it and a pitcher of JR Tolkin the writter on the back. And it smells like Mrs. Dixon the lady what runs the liberry. So anyways the main thing of the book is that it is about this here Habbit called Fredo that is little and lives under the ground and has fury feet and he meet a Wizzard called Gandaf and has a Ring! So then a lot of magickal stuff happens with trolls and spooks and lizerds and Spells and swords and Dungeons and Dragons type of behavior! Then little Fredo turns into the Lord of the Ring and has many adventures and becomes cool and popular and all the people love him! So in the end everything comes back to normal after a lot of excitement and wild mayhem and entertaining shennanigins! The Lord of the Ring is a great and awesome book and on the back it say it is the most popularest book of all times so there you go! I reccommend that anyone who likes to read books should read this here book and you dont even have to be a geeky Dungens and Dragons lover Nurd to like it but it is very long and so you better plan on a long time if you think you can get through the whole thing but it isn't really fair to make a kid in the junior high have to read this whole book I did of course but not ever kid reads as smart as me!"
decemebr 15! Well well looks like Norta Dames football coach has been caught in a lie! What a loussy lier! I am glad that they are finely getting shed of this looser he has always had a crummy record and should of been fired for that but now it comes out that he lied and he never went to college and never played football he probly never even coached before no wonder he stunk so bad! I use to love Norta Dame football before this Davey O'Leary guy got there and ruined everthing so I am so glad to see him finely get caught in his web of lies and deseat! It serve him right and good riddence to the lier looser coach that stink! Shame on you Davey O'Leary for ruining Norta Dame football and for being a big lier! But you got caught and are gone I bet your going to jail thats what you desserve for ruining Norta Dame football for the last 5 years! So cram it jerk!
Decmber 13th! BREAKING NEWS my sources have tell me that the Yankees are going to be getting the Great Giambi!! This is awesome he is the best and this will put us back over the top! Unreal! This shows again that the Yankees are smarter then all other teams no one else had the brains to go and get Giambi but the Yankees did! Plus they pick up Rondella White and some other stars to fillout the team and will whup everyones tail this year! We are unstopable!
December 10th! Well the CBS bowl games are set up and of course my two favorite teams will be playing for the championship! Awesome! I told you all it would be like this and now it is! The CBS system is so cool now we will finely settle the championship on the field where it belongs with NUMBER #1 Miami Hurrcanes meeting up with my second favorite team #2 Nebraksa Huksers! Unreal! Its going to be great I'm so glad that it is all fixed now I can't wait!!
Deceber 8-- Big Baseball News Congress announced today how baseball teams are all loosing money! The game of baseball is in big trouble! As usual of course I have the answer! First of all get rid of about 15 looser teams that loose all the money! Then the rest of the teams will have more money and more superstarz for us to cheer for! Then also some one should set up a fund for people to chip in some money for the owners of base ball to use to make some momey off they businesses! And also build some new stadiums for these teams! The stupid liberal government won't do it! But we can at least send some money to the owners to keep them in business! Does anyone know the address of Jerry Colonjello or George Stinebrenenner so I can send them some money because they are my favorite teams the others can all go contract for all I care about them! Plus in other Big news my second favorite team the YANKEES are whipping tail again! My sources tell me that they will sine Gimabi the SUPERSTAR soon and already got some relifer name Kasey plus traded for Robbin Ventura so they will be AWESOME again it is so cool! This shows why they are the smartest and best no one else has the brains to sine Gimabi the MVP but the Yankees will and so they rule!!! I can't wait for next year's Worlds Series when my favorite two teams will square up again! WHOOO!
December 5th! DUKE RULEZ!!! Duke fans are the best and we are the reason Duke basketball is what it is! national Champs! Now us Duke fans are called the Cameron Crazies because we are crazy! Cameron is some rich kid who is the leader of the Duke students and he passes out a sheet of paper to the students before ever game so that all the students know all the clever yells they are suppose to make! You might think it sounds lame or gay to get your yells and cheers typed up before you even do them but you are wrong it is Duke trade mark and it is why we are so AWESOME! Anyways, some one got hold of one of the Cheer Sheets and post it on the inter net and to show you how COOL Duke fans are I will put it up here so you can all be jealous of the Cameron Crazies!!! Number #1 babay!!! Here is the Duke cheer sheet for Temple:
"Duke v. Temple
December 5 9:00 PM
Below are some suggestions for cheers that can be done, both for this game and for all games in the future. While these are a start, the great thing about the Cameron Crazies has always been their lemming-like conformity. The best cheers are the ones that are spelled out in advance, to get rid of any distracting spontinaety. When a cheer idea pops into your head, write it down! Bring it to the next committee meeting, and we'll run it past some focus groups. If it’s really good, we might work it into the rotation by 2004. But don’t be afraid to try something arrogant- it’s what makes us what we are.
The key thing to remember is to always be LOUD and be INTENSE. As the game goes on, get LOUDER and more into it, especially if it is on TV. No matter what the score is. The starters play the entire 40 minutes, so the Dook Dorks need to as well.
CHEERS TO AVOID
1. Anything that's not typed up on your sheet. If you want to express yourself, go cheer for some other team.
2. "Ass-hole" Chant- Coach K. doesn't like this one, so don't do it. His neck gets sore from turning around to see who is calling his name.
3. "D-U-K-E, Who the F%*K you come to see?"- Ths cheer is best saved for bonfires and other postgame celebrations. Coach K has asked us not to use this cheer in Cameron. So if you are caught doing it, you will be terminated. As in destroyed. We've ruined Duke students before (Price, Newton) and we'll do it again.
4. "Over-rated" Chant- Perhaps the worst cheer of all time. It hits too close to home.
FOUL-OUT CHEER
The old Crazy trick of chanting "Ahhhhhhhh" until the player sits down is not working. Apparently the other teams didn't read the memo where we explained that they were supposed to get all mad and upset because we yell at them. Tonight, let’s chant "Ahhhhhhhhhh" until the player crosses out-of-bounds to the bench area. That'll teach 'em!
DUKE PLAYER CHANTS
Again, this is where creativity is key. The best ones (i.e. "Who’s your Daddy?") have sprung up in a moment of brilliance during a game. We need to keep coming up with new ones. Here are some ideas:
Mike D: (he is the tall, skinny white guy, kind of looks like a girl) "Well Dun! CLAP-CLAP Well Dun!"
Jason: "J-Will, J-Will, Rock You!" (to the tune of "We Will Rock You" by a rock combo known as The Queens(?). Look for it in a store that sells musical recordings. they will have a section called "rock and roll music" that contains recordings of shrill and noisy hippies. We realize that it's not the Duke Way to frequent such places or listen to such scary music, but we all have to make sacrifices.)
Duhon: the old favorite, "Duh-Duh-Duh-Duhon!"
Boozer: "Boooooz" This one is great because we can boo the kid when he messes up, but Dickie V will tell everyone we are just saying "Booooz." Oh, you might want to warn your parents about this one if they hear it on TV. Apparently, some college students have been known to consume alcoholic beverages (I know, it's illegal! Shame!) and I'm told that "booze" is apparently a slang term for certain alcoholic beverages.
Dahntay: He can jump like none other- What can we come up with? Hey that's it: "He can Jump Like None Other!" Clap-clap-clap-clap!
We need ideas for Casey, Nick and Daniel. Suggestions? (Apparently, these guys are players on our roster, even though they haven't been on any magazine covers, and even though Dickie V. doesn't talk about them that much.)
TEMPLE
Temple will be the other team playing tonight. They will be wearing dark uniforms. Yes, there will really be another team playing against our guys! It's too bad that they have to let players from other schools play, but Coach K. hasn't been able to put a stop to it yet. Don't worry, our synagogue has a basketball team, and if this temple team are anything like our synagogue, they won't be a match for Duke!
General tips: Cheer the loudest when our team scores a basket, not when the other team does. A basket is a hoop ten feet in the air. A basketball is that round orange thing. Our guys are good at putting the basketball into the basket. Some people even care more about that than they do about our cheers, if you can believe that one. Those men in the black and white striped shirts are called referees. their job is to make sure that Duke slaughters the other team by as many points as possible. If the other team gets within 20 points in the second half, that means the refs aren't doing their job. Coach K. will be screaming at them, so just scream the same things he does (only cut out the profanity! We're not Coach K.! No one is!) Try to time your studying so that you do most of it when the other team has the ball. And keep an eye out for the TV cameras! We want to look good, because we're the show! We lead the team to victory, and we want to look our best, no matter what happens on the court. (The court is that wooden floor they play basketball on.)"
Deceber 4-- I have notice that not so many of you have been making Hits on my page and sending me e-mails lately what is you problem! I checked the accounter at the bottom of the page the other day and it wasnt much lower then it is today! Wake up what is wrong with you people I am giving you the best incite and jounelism on the whole internett for free and you dont even check out my new updates what is you problem! Jealous? Probly! Anyways get off your duffs and make sure you keep checking out my page it is so awesome! If more people dont make hits on my page I will have to start charging you to come here because I need to get something out of all my time I put in here for you people! Don't blame me blame youselfs I am just a businesman and a journalest!
December 3: This weekend it was a horrible tradgedy as the great George Harriston of my favorite rock group of all times the Beetles bought the farm and died of the cancer! This is very bad because he was a genious and a brillient person and a Beetle and we all have memories of the Beetles and how awesome they were when we were young! George was known as the Brainy Beetle because of his personalty! He wrote some great songs like "Let Me Be" "Yesterday All My Trouble Seemed So Far Away" and "Hey Jew." Those are awesome songs! If you don't like them then you are crazy and have no taste and like crap music! George was a great American and one of the best Writer/Songsingers in the world and also a guitar player too! So it is a big loss but not as big as like when John Lenin or Paul McCartny died those were bigger deals because they were famouser Beetles and wrote more of the big hits and had famous wifes! John Lenins crazy ugly Chinese wife even broke up the Beetles! I always hated her! And she's still alive how unfair is that unreal! But McCartny and Lenin were the Main Men so it was even more of a worser tradgedy when they died! And George dying was bad and all but I mean come on its a rock group Drug Guy not a little baby like when that JohnBidet Ramsay got killed that was a worse tradgedy she was only a little baby not a big rock star hippy Drug Man! But still it is a sad time and the great late George Harriston is finely gone and so it is sad! When ever they play his songs on the radio or on a commercial I will be sad but not as sad as when John Lenin or Paul McCartny died! But sadder then I will be when Ringo croaks he couldnt even sing! Anyways back to the sports!
NOVEMBER @(-- Looks like my second favorite baseball team the YANKEES are going to finely get off they butts and do something! They are going to sign Giambi soon! He will kick butt for Yankees! Plus after that they will probably sign a lot of other good stars like Bonds and Aloo and Shilling! And we will be back on TOP babay!!! Where we bellong! If you are reading this Stinebrenner you better get the job done! We have had enough of this second place garbage and we won't stand for it! How long do you think we fans are going to wait around its time to DELIVER and get another championship NOW second place is for loosers and I am a winner! Anyways who cares my FAVORITE team Arizzona Dimondbacks is the CHAMPS babay!!!
NOVEBER 28-- Well well well I called it my Duke Slottered Illinoise last night in the ACC CHallenge! I perdicted it right here and if you are a fateful reader of my web sight you could of seen that and run out and bet a lot of money on my Duke and won Big Bucks! If you didnt you only have youself to blame I tried to tell you but you wouldnt listen! And if you did make the Big Bucks on account of my perdiction then you aught to send me some money for allowing you to win you bet! Send me some money you cheapskate I help you out and do all the work and thta is the thanks I get! Anyways looks like the ACC showed the Big 10 who was Boss last night and put the wood to the big 10! I knew they would because the ACC is the best and Duke is in the ACC so you know they will come out on top babay!! Last night Duke won desspite the refs cheating against them and also Maryland pound that other team and Georgia Tech come from behind to win verses Minasoda so the ACC would of had the sweep except for looser State which blew it and choked verses Ohia State unreal its 3-1 and should be 4-0 and the ACC will pollish them off tonight you read it here first babay!
NOVEMBER 27-- I am tired and sick of all the whinners out there that whine about Duke getting the calls from the refs! First of all Duke is the CHAMPS who do you expect to get all the calls! Second of all Duke doesnt get any calls the refs are against Duke and work against Duke all the time because they are jealous and because if they didnt then Duke would win ever game by 50 points and no one would watch and it would be borring so they have to cheat against Duke! Third of all the refs dont make any difference! Nothing they call ever makes any impack on a game so quit whinning about it! Crying about the refs is for loosers! Refs dont win and loose games the players do! No game has ever been effected by the refs thats just looser LIES! You will never see Duke fans crying and moaning and yelling and complaining about the refs because we are first class all the way we are good sports and good winners and classy and sports man like and you are all just jealous of that plus about how much we win all the time in your FACE!! But you will NEVER see anyone from Duke yelling and gripping and whinning at the reffs that is looser! Coach Kay would never stand for it! But ever time Duke wins the other teams fans have to say stupid whines like "The refs helped Duke win" or "Duke cheated" well that is lying looser crap! You watch tonight after we destroy Illinoise on TV and slotter them they looser fans will be crying and blamming it all on the refs! Well forget it it wont work! I am proud that us Duke people have too much class and sports man ship to act like that! We are Number #1 and NATIONAL CHAMPS so we dont have to do such garbage! We are the best! Number ONE babay National Champs better then your looser team in your face! Cram it Bucko!!!
NOVEBER 26fth-- CANEZ RULE!!!!!! NUBER #1 BABAY!! We are so awesome it is unreal!! Did you see us whup Washington on the TV wow what a slotter! We could of scored 200 points if we felt like it and didnt put in the scrubbs just like we did last week when we slottered Syarcuse! Next up is Virginia we will destroy them to no contest there is no stopping us now we are peeking at just the right time and we will DOMINATE our way to ANOTHER national CHAMPIONSHIP just like I guarenteed!! I was right again and it feels so good to be a part of a CHAMPION team if you like loosers you will never understand how awesome it is to be a CANEZ fan too bad learn something about college football and pick a better team or too bad for you sucker! MIAMI RULEZ!!!! GO CANEZ NUMBER #1 !!!
NOVEMBER 22: BANDWAGON BOY'S UPSETT PICK OF THE WEEK!!!!!!!! You will win youself a lot of money if you pay attension to me and take my word: NEBRAKSA is going DOWN!!! No fake I call it right here on Thanksgiven Colorado will whup the overated Huksers which I NEVER liked anyways!!!! So bet big on the Colorado to takedown the stupid Nebraksa in my UPSET OF THE WEEK!!!!!! You heard it hear first!!!
NOVEMBER 21: This websight thing is busted! I have not been able to make any changes to my page lately some thing is wrong and I can't out any new information on here whenever I try it don't work! This stinks I need to make updates but everytime I try to make postings nothing changes it is very flustrating and someone tell me how to fix it!
NOVEBER 19TH! You probly all have been wandering why I have not update my page very much lately well I have been VERY busy and out of town attending a lot of AWESOME sports events! This weekend I went and saw THE MAN Jeff Gordon come in 6th and win the CHAMPIONSHIP yet again! He is awesome and he will never be defeated give it up now! And I went to see my Miami and football teams win they Big Games plus My Rams won again! PLus I went to the game where my Maryland won the ACC in football! I am very loyal to my teams and I support them all even when I have to go all over the place to do it I don't care money is no abject to me because I am so loyal and crazy about the Sports! But now I am back with the Information you all need!
NOVEMBER 18th! We won the whole ACC when we whupped State the other night wow! We are so awesome I knew we could do it I have always loved Maryland football and stuck with us even when we lost that game and even when they basketball team lost to that scrub team I still stuck by the football team my FAVORITE ACC team! I have loved the Terpins ever since we got Coach Frig into the scene and I am the biggest fan of all and the most loyalist and I have been partying all weekend I am so excited to see us FINELY win after all this time unreal!!!! WHOOOO!!!! ACC CHAPS BABAY!!!!
Noveber 15: So whats taking so long with all the Free Agents! Berry Bonds went Free Agent but he hasnt even signed with my Yankees yet what's the hold up! As a Die-hard fan of my second favorite team the Yankees I am SICK of comming in second and having all this bad luck and looser decisions made lately! I will not stand for it I demand Excellence and Success and second place is worthless and meaningless and for loosers! If the Yankees won't face facts and make some moves well who cares my Dimondbacks proove we were better this year anyways! But come on Steinbrener if you reading this on the inter net I am SERIOUS you better make some moves and FAST! You better get Bonds signed and then that over rated Giambi who isn't great but changes MUST be made I will NOT tolerate anything less! Plus also what's the hold-up of getting rid of all those extra looser teams! They already told it a week ago but they haven't even let all the players go Free Agent yet! Come on quit stalling the Yankees could have already signed Vlademere Gurrero by now plus Brad Radkey and 5 or 6 other guys to pitch bullpen for us when Rodger or Muse gets tired! Why is there such a long time I am getting board something BETTER happen soon!
Noveber 14: Wow I can't wait the Hairy Potter movie is almost out! The books are dumb little kid books but okay if you are a kid but I am a grown man I don't need to read such foolishness! But the movie is going to be awesome! It has Michael Jay Fox in it who look just like Hairy Potter! Unreal! I can't wait I am going to camp out to get my ticket! Now you might aks what does this have to do with sports! I say nothing! Who cares! Theres no playoffs in sports right now till looser Nebraska play MY Miami for the Rose Bowel NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP so I will tell you all about the great Hairy Potter movie dont miss it I perdict it will be a hit and be cool and everone will love it! If you don't like me writting about it cram it! Write me a question for aks bandwagon Boy and I will answer it but other then that I will write about what I want too bad if you don't like it I am only trying to help here you lucky I don't even charge for my FREE web sight! But write me a email and I will tell you how to send me some money for all the time you spend on my websight getting my valuable information that I put out for free! So if you not a freeloader you need to send me some money its expensive to have the most famous and popular and Awesome websight in the world so fork over some money you Freeloader!
And that is why Hairy Potter will be so Great!
Noveber 13--
WOW what a football game on the TV last night My CHAMPION Ravens had to come back and make a goldline stand to hang on and win I knew they would but wow it was AWESOME baby! The reffs tried to cheat and give the game to the Tennesee but they got caught and had to admit that my Ravens were the winners! It was so cool and there were lots of other big plays by Cadre Ishmael and Elvis Gerback but the goldline stand was AWESOME! The Tennesee was stupid to try to do the Sneak against the Ravens Defense that play is a looser play and it will never work no way is a team ever going to win a game with a Quarterback Sneak! And come on no way were they getting by Big Tony Syracusa the big fat nosetackle plus Ray Lewis and them other guys the RAVENS are just too good babay!!!!!
November 12! Well well well it look like the Awesome Jeff Gordon will win another CHAMPIONSHIP in Race Car Driving! So all you Jerks that put him down can just Cram IT! He is the BEST of all and if you don't like him you are just JEALOUS! He knew that yesterday all he had to do was come in 28th place so thats all he did theres no point in trying harder then that so he didnt but he still clinch the Title yet again!! How Smart is he! No one else can drive around the track as fast as he can and he doesn't even have accidents so some people say that he is borring but as long as them other guys crack up once in a while there is still a lot to watch at the track! Now many people like to make fun of the Car Racing and say it is stupid and for loosers and pointless and noisy and smelly and violent and it is not even a sport but that is so wrong it is to a sport they have trophies and champions and that means it is a sport! Come on! And the Racing is the most popular sport in America so if you arent into it then YOU are the one who is the looser! You are missing out on fast cars and big Crashes and Pit crews that can change the tires so fast and lots of Hot Girls like the racing and you are missing out on watching them if you never go! So tryst me stop being jealous and dumb and go watch some Car Racing now it is the BEST expecially when your Man is the Great Jeff Gordon babay!!! Number #1!!!
Noveber 8-- I have so much cool sports gear that I need to get shed of some of it and this is great news for you people! I am selling some of my sport stuff including awesome things like one of my New York Yankees hats that is Carolina Blue and my Josh Hypel Oklahomma Soonners jersey and a shirt that says Carolina Basketball and a t-shirt with Marreano Riverras face painted on it! Plus other stuff like a New Jersy Devils World Champs pennant and a bobble-head doll of Ray Lewis and a U-CONN basketball picture from back when they were awesome and had the fat little Arab point guard plus a Meteen Cleeves Michigan State t-shirt that say NCAA champs!! All of this stuff is in excellent shape and most of it is only around a year old except the Yankees stuff is maybe 4 years old but it is topnotch! So make me a offer and maybe you can get youself a COOL new piece of Sports Wear!!
November 7-- Finely, baseball is getting rid of some looser teams! So far they are only dumping two but maybe they will see my idea here on the inter net to get rid of about 20 teams that no one like and just leave the good ones! Now what stinks is this talk about a draft of the players and how the weak teams get to pick first what is that all about! No Way Hosea! Why should they reward the looser teams that stink with a big gift why not reward excellence! I am a beliefer in excellence not loosing so the BEST teams ought to pick first or else everone will try to loose to get big gifts instead of trying to win! Or better yet they could just let all the players of the dumped teams be Free Agents and sign with whoever they want! That is fair and the American way you don't force a man to play for some looser team when he should have the right to play for the Yankees or Dimondbacks! I only want whats right and true and best for baseball and the American Way and that is for all the players to go Free Agent and be able to sign with either Yankees or Arizzona whichever they want! Its better then some Commie draft that rewards stupid looser teams! Well this web sight is so popular now that Budd Zelig is probly reading this so Budd wake up and pay attention! Get rid of more teams and let the players all go Free Agent! And try to get some more home runs so the game isn't so borring!
November 6-- My Dimondbacks are the Greatest Team EVER! No contest look at the FACTS! They just whupped the Yankees which use to be the best team ever and now Arizzona is the CHAMP!! they have the two greatest pitchers ever in Shilling and Randy Johnsen plus they have superstar hitters like Lius Gonzales Matt Williams Tony Womack and Crag Council! And they can have that horribel choker Bung Hung Kim as they closer and still win the championship come on what more do you need to proove that they are the Greatest EVER! I defry you to name ANY other team that is even close to them you can't so give it up forget it no way! So I am so glad that My Dimondbacks have FINELY won it after all this time and that I was a part of it!
Noveber 5-- YESSSS!! WHOOOO!!!! My Dimondbacks have Done it! We are World Champs babay! Number #1!!! I told you all we would win and we did! I have been waiting so long for us to finely win and now we did! It is the best feeling in the world! If you ever had one of you teams win it all you know what I am saying! WHOOOOO! It is great to know that you are part of a championship like I am and I am so PROUD of my Dimondbacks and I already got one of them perple hats and I am going to get me a WORLD CHAMPS shirt once they come in at the Walmart because I desserve it after all these years and being so loyal and being there from the first not like some of these others but the point is DIMONDBACKS RULE!!! Shilling and Johnsen and Sanders and Lius Gonzalez and Damean Miller and Womack and Bell were all AWESOME last night and I knew they would come through expecially after that looser Torrey brought in Marreano Rivera! I knew he would choke as usual and he did! HA! The Yankees were a great team and I use to love them back in the olden days but they choked and blew it in the face of my Dimondbacks babay!!!!! Wow! MY DIMONDbACKS RULE CHAMPIONS BABAY NUMBER #1!!! CRAM it Jealous Loosers!! In you face!!!
November 4- YES!! MY HUNSKERS and HURRCANES win AGAIN!! Wow they are awesome UNREAL if you can't admit how great they are you are just jealous!!
November 3th 2001:
Now I am FURRIOUS about those Yankees! What is they probalem! Andy Petit what a choker he blew it again I am sick of him choking in the Big games! He is a looser and a choker and he stinks and they aught to CUT him now! And The Umps cheated and made all those Bad calls! It's not fair why do they always go against the Yankees it's cheating and the Yankees never get a break and the Umps are bias! And the TV announcers too! Come on! And don't forget Torrey what was he thinking why did he pitch Jay Witasic what was he thinking he better wake up and deliver a win tonight or else he can go screw! The Yankees are about winning not about being nice so you better remember that Joe and bring home the win and we will be all right! Otherwise get lost!
Now everone has to Admit that Arizzona is a great awesome team one of the best of all times! I LOVE them and admire them and they are my favorite team like the Yankees! Tonight will be a classic game and one for the aged and I GUARANTEE you right now here in public that my boys will dig in and come back and win it all and be the CHAMPIONS of 2001! You read it here first!!!!
Here is some comments from November 2nd 2001! You can tell I was just kidding around!!!
WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I told you all it would happen and it did! UNREAL!!! Scot Brosieus is DA MAN!!!!! He is yet another HERO that proove again that my YANKEES are UNBEATABLE!!! In you face Bung Hung Kim!!!! YES!!!! This World Seres is OVER!!!! The Yankess are AGAIN Champion of the WORLD!!! I told you all to NEVER count out my Yankess but you all had to trashtalk them and put them down and say it was over but its NEVER Over!! Two outs in the bottom of the 9th and two strikes and the Umps cheating against them and Arizzona fans were already bragging and the Announcer was already cheering for Arizzona and saying they were so great-- BAM!!!! Another home run! What can I say! There are no words to decribe the greatest play in the history of Sports except for last night's Derrick Jeeter Homer! Let this all be a lesson to you: cram it! Never doubt me or my champion teams! Never! And if you cheer for the Dimondbacks you are oviously a bigtime looser! In you FACE!!!
And I was kidding even more back on November 1st: Get it? I was making a joke because I LOVE the Dimondbacks babay!!!
World Series time is here baby! The Yankess are the awesomest team of all and prooved it again last night! To all of you bigmouth trashtalker Arizzona fans I have to say: CRAM IT! Teno and Derek were clutch and ram it down you throat! How dare you arrogant people think you team can play on the same feild as the NEW YORK YANKEES! Well you can't! Kurt Shilling is a GREAT pitcher and of course the Big Yunit is awesome but come on you closer is Bung Hung Kim! Are you kidding me! Come on! The Yankees have Mareano Rivera who is the best EVER! No contest! I perdict another big win tonight and then they Yankees will Polish them off in the next game no sweat!
So there you have it sportsfans!
PRESEASON COLLEGE BASKETBALL!!!
Now here are my picks for this years Preseason All ACC Basketball team!
First team:
Jay-Will- the SUPERSTAR and national champ coming back the best guard in ACC history!!
Booser- the Big Man also a CHAMPION!
Dunlevy- he is a STAR and is great and is getting better!
Rushard McCant- A lot of people probly think Joeseph Forte is back with Carolina but I can tell you he is NOT! Oviously! But don't worry because now there is McCant! You probably don't know about him because he has not even played yet but he is a Big Time Superstar recruit and the man my sources all tell me will be the next big SUPERSTAR at Carolina and will make Coach Dogherty do a better job after last years horrible looser showing!
Jaun Dixon- you probably dont remember him but he is a little scrawny guy but he can shoot! And he went to the FINAL FOUR last year and is coming back again baby!! LOOK OUT!
Second team:
Joe Dante- He is a Big Shot freshmen at Duke so you know he is AWESOME and you will all know who he is when
you see him score about 50 points on you!
That other kid at Duke who score a lot of points and is a Guard- I forget his name but he is the one what played at Guard and Dominated! I can't remember if he is the one what got in trouble for the Drinking or the one what failed off but he came back under the Leadership and Guidence of Coach Kay and was GREAT and you are just jealous of him!
Jeff Capel- more Bias against Carolina everone who under rate him will be sorry because he does it all!
Chris Lange- He is a Powerful big man and clever and has Mad Skillz! He will finely get some publicity this year mark my word!
Third team:
Lonny Baxter- He is BIG and BAD! He ways like 350 pounds and can probably bench over half of that! Serious! He never did anything before last year and wasn't a big recruit I think he is a walkon but all the experts and gooroos missed on him but I knew he would be a STAR babay! I called it all the way and now how do you stop him! You don't!
That kid from Virginia the forward- He can jump out of the biulding and has been starter forever but no one notice because no one care about Virginia but I know these things and this kid is great and you will see what I mean!
Roger Williams Junior from Virginia-- that other kid also for Virginia is good and quick and rebounds!
Alvin Jones- all you people forget about Georgia Tech just because they stink lately and haven't been worth a
damn for years and years but trust me this kid is big and you shouldn't all be so ignorant about Georgia Tech
basketball just because they stink for a while! He is good even if he is funny looking and lazy he can still SWAT the ball!
Julius Peeppers- WOW what a athalete! He is the best football player in the ACC but not as good as that guy at my Nebraska but AWESOME! And he is a star at basketball and POWERFUL!
Honerable Mention: Who cares if they aren't on the first three teams then they are no good anyways! I already named all the STARS!!
So there are the BEST players of the ACC as this year goes by you will see that I am right once again and my
knowledge of basketball will be prooven again!
