| Pac-Man rules!!!!!!!! All Hail
Pac-Man or suffer!!!! HAHAHA |
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| From: pastaman44
| Posted: 8/30/2001 9:37:26 PM | Message
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HAIL PAC-MAN OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES.
HAHAHAHA!!!!
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We're each entitled to our own opinion but my
opinion is that your opinion sucks. |
| From: Scum
| Posted: 9/8/2001 4:24:04 PM | Message
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| What are the consequences? |
| From: ibinsane
| Posted: 9/10/2001 5:02:02 AM | Message
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Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!
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too much «τΏτ»
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| From: pastaman44
| Posted: 9/13/2001 3:13:37 PM | Message
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The consequences are that Pac-Man will eat you
whole. If he's not around at the time I'll tranquilize you and keep
you in a cage until he has time to eat you.
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We're each
entitled to our own opinion but my opinion is that your opinion
sucks. |
| From: Scum
| Posted: 9/13/2001 8:01:16 PM | Message
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| Besides that, what are the consequences? |
| From: pastaman44
| Posted: 9/16/2001 10:20:57 AM | Message
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What, being eaten isn't bad enough. That is the
punishment, and you won't like it.
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We're each entitled to
our own opinion but my opinion is that your opinion sucks. KING OF
ATARI 2600 PAC-MAN BOARD!! |
| From: Scum
| Posted: 9/16/2001 8:29:55 PM | Message
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| What if I enjoy that kind of thing? |
| From: pastaman44
| Posted: 9/18/2001 3:51:40 PM | Message
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If you do, it doesn't matter because you'll
still die. The punishment is not the eating but the death. Whether
or not you have a good time or not is irrelevent. You will still
die.
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We're each entitled to our own opinion but my opinion
is that your opinion sucks. KING OF ATARI 2600 PAC-MAN
BOARD!!
PS I really didn't expect someone to complicate
things so much. |
| From: RdDragon
| Posted: 9/19/2001 3:05:04 AM | Message
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Hmm....
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Any clod can have the facts;
having opinions is an art. |
| From: Scum
| Posted: 9/22/2001 2:48:50 PM | Message
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| What if I survive, and have a jolly time doing
it? |
| From: pastaman44
| Posted: 9/24/2001 3:18:03 PM | Message
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No one survives Pac-Man! Pac-Man's has a black
hole inside of him which will crush you into infintecimaly small
pieces. Nothing except Pac-Man himself can withstand the awesome
gravitational force of the black hole inside of him.
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We're
each entitled to our own opinion but my opinion is that your opinion
sucks. KING OF ATARI 2600 PAC-MAN BOARD!! |
| From: Scum
| Posted: 10/14/2001 12:13:23 AM | Message
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| What if death only makes me stronger? |
| From: pastaman44
| Posted: 10/14/2001 1:21:08 PM | Message
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If you mean that you're going to return as some
ethereal being then...Who am I gonna call? Well, you can
guess.
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We're each entitled to our own opinion but my
opinion is that your opinion sucks. KING OF ATARI 2600 PAC-MAN
BOARD!! |
| From: Scum
| Posted: 10/22/2001 9:53:03 PM | Message
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| No, I mean what if instead of killing me death
just makes me physically stronger? |
| From: Fiveanto5
| Posted: 10/28/2001 12:30:01 AM | Message
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PAC-MAN!!!!!!
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Nintendo Sticker Album
© 1988 Nintendo of America Inc. |
| From: pastaman44
| Posted: 11/8/2001 9:30:05 PM | Message
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Regardless of how physically strong you are,
once you're dead your body will undergo rigomortis and get all
stiff. Then you'll be really slow and Pac-Man can ram you until you
fall over. You'll be stuck there because you're so stiff that you
can't move enough to get up.
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We're each entitled to our
own opinion but my opinion is that your opinion sucks. KING OF ATARI
2600 PAC-MAN BOARD!! |
| From: Scum
| Posted: 11/9/2001 10:14:53 PM | Message
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| Yeah, but what if the death instead of making me
die makes me more alive than ever before, like a sunset on a rainy
evening or a cage in a rat. |
| From: pastaman44
| Posted: 11/9/2001 11:15:38 PM | Message
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Cage in a rat? That'd be interesting. And if so,
I would use Pac-Man's time travel ability to go back and separate
your parents so that you, the super invincible freak of nature are
never born. This possibly may alter the space time continuum and
cause the absolute destruction of the universe, but oh well, takes
care of you.
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We're each entitled to our own opinion but my
opinion is that your opinion sucks. KING OF ATARI 2600 PAC-MAN
BOARD!! |
| From: Interceptor
| Posted: 11/21/2001 7:31:41 PM | Message
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| What if Scum doesn't have parents? |
| From: Scum
| Posted: 11/22/2001 12:16:51 PM | Message
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| Yes, what then? |
| From: Dinosaurprince
| Posted: 11/23/2001 6:58:54 AM | Message
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Yes, let us all hail the king of Video
games.
(About time I found an active Pac-Man Board.)
Never let
the classics go extinct. |
| From: pastaman44
| Posted: 11/25/2001 2:23:33 PM | Message
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What happened to the other topic on this board?
There was one other. And if no parents, where did he come
from?
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We're each entitled to our own opinion but my
opinion is that your opinion sucks. KING OF ATARI 2600 PAC-MAN
BOARD!! |
| From: Scum
| Posted: 11/27/2001 12:55:36 PM | Message
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| The other one was probably purged. And what if
Scum has no beginning, but has just always been? |
| From: pastaman44
| Posted: 11/27/2001 9:47:03 PM | Message
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You shouldn't refer to yourself in the third
person.
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We're each entitled to our own opinion but my
opinion is that your opinion sucks. KING OF ATARI 2600 PAC-MAN
BOARD!! |
| From: Interceptor
| Posted: 12/1/2001 12:27:12 AM | Message
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| Interceptor thinks that too. |
| From: Scum
| Posted: 12/2/2001 10:39:59 PM | Message
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| Don't avoid Scum's question. |
| From: pastaman44
| Posted: 12/3/2001 2:33:05 PM | Message
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If you have just always been, then create an
inter-dimensional warp, and lure you into it with a banana cream
pie. No one resists the banana cream pie. Then, when you are in,
I'll close the warp, leaving you in limbo forever.
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We're
each entitled to our own opinion but my opinion is that your opinion
sucks. KING OF ATARI 2600 PAC-MAN BOARD!! |
| From: Scum
| Posted: 12/8/2001 11:58:28 PM | Message
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| What if, theoretically, I use a stick to pull
the pie out to me instead of going in myself? |
| From: Interceptor
| Posted: 12/10/2001 11:00:00 PM | Message
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| Yes, then there will be no stick to limbo
with. |
| From: Scum
| Posted: 12/12/2001 6:59:13 AM | Message
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| We could use our imaginations and imagine a
limbo stick to be there! It'll be like an adventure down
make-believe avenue! |
| From: pastaman44
| Posted: 12/15/2001 10:12:29 AM | Message
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While you're fishing the pie out with the stick,
I'll sneak up and push you in. And then maybe I'll take your
suggestion and play imagination limbo.
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We're each entitled
to our own opinion but my opinion is that your opinion sucks. KING
OF ATARI 2600 PAC-MAN BOARD!! |
| From: Scum
| Posted: 12/17/2001 10:25:21 PM | Message
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| What if I jump out of the way just before you
push me so that you fall in due to the momentum that you would have
gained in preparation of pushing? |
| From: pastaman44
| Posted: 12/20/2001 11:04:38 AM | Message
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I would tie myself to a bungee cord, so I would
fall in, but then spring back with the pie. If I'm not going to get
rid of you I'll at least get my pie back. I like
pie.
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We're each entitled to our own opinion but my opinion
is that your opinion sucks. KING OF ATARI 2600 PAC-MAN BOARD!! |
| From: theskaterfromhell
| Posted: 12/24/2001 4:27:17 AM | Message
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Doesn't Pac Man get fat from eatting all those
ghosts?
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| From: Scum
| Posted: 12/29/2001 10:21:34 PM | Message
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| What if I cut the cord before you could bounce
back? |
| From: Kinnison
| Posted: 12/30/2001 1:17:30 AM | Message
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he wouldnt bounce
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| From: pastaman44
| Posted: 12/31/2001 10:51:44 AM | Message
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I will then use my dimensional warp opener to
open a new way out. Ghosts are just ephereal beings, so Pac-Man
wouldn't get fat. And why wouldn't I bounce up. Isn't that what
bungee cords do?
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We're each entitled to our own opinion
but my opinion is that your opinion sucks. KING OF ATARI 2600
PAC-MAN BOARD!! |
| From: Scum
| Posted: 1/2/2002 4:56:16 PM | Message
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| Yes, but that isn't a bungee cord. It's an
African Killing Snake. They look and feel a lot like bungee
cords. |
| From: pastaman44
| Posted: 1/4/2002 3:31:09 PM | Message
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Well, if the snake doesn't bounce me back out,
I'll use my warp opener to release myself. And the snake won't kill
me, I've got reflexes like a hyperactive mongoose on a sugar
rush.
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We're each entitled to our own opinion but my
opinion is that your opinion sucks. KING OF ATARI 2600 PAC-MAN
BOARD!! |
| From: Scum
| Posted: 1/22/2002 7:05:06 AM | Message
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| Ah, but the snake was just a decoy. The real
danger comes from the giant, murderous apples that are behind
you. |
| From: Alph
| Posted: 1/24/2002 10:38:54 PM | Message
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| But what if those apples were the same apples my
grandmother gave to me on her sixteenth birthday?And then I used my
super powers of apples pie bakingness to make an apple pie?And then
I used the almighty powers of the apple pie to defeat your banana
cream pie.Now I have a pie and you don't,na na! |
| From: Notti
| Posted: 1/24/2002 11:02:42 PM | Message
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| *gamer's sufferage* |
| From: Scum
| Posted: 1/29/2002 7:08:37 PM | Message
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| Don't worry, they weren't. |
| From: pastaman44
| Posted: 2/6/2002 10:06:01 PM | Message
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Better not be, I spent 4 dollars on that pie and
don't want it gone. And I eat apples for breakfast. Truly I do, they
go well with Rice Krispies.
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We're each entitled to our own
opinion but my opinion is that your opinion sucks. KING OF ATARI
2600 PAC-MAN BOARD!! |
| From: bob
the first | Posted: 2/6/2002 11:06:53 PM | Message
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Bob walks up and takes the banana cream pie
while no one is looking, goes to the other side of the board, and
eats it. Mmm, pie.
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CJAYC, will you stop blaming me for
banning people!
People, whenever CJAYC says I, Bob, banned you,
its a lie. He did it. |
| From: Scum
| Posted: 2/11/2002 7:38:57 PM | Message
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| Apples with Rice Krispies? That's madness! It's
like you've taken the world as it was previously know, knocked it
down and kicked it several times in the head, then gutted and
skinned it and then turned it's skin inside out, and then you took
the inside-out skin garment and sold it to a dentist under the
assumption that the garment was made of solid gold, so he paid 645
teeth for it and you used the teeth to create the world's largest
pencil holder made entirely of teeth and put a giant pencil in that
holder and said that it was like that when you found it so the
government doesn't try and shut you down! Madness! |
| From: pastaman44
| Posted: 2/20/2002 9:13:02 PM | Message
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I did do that. I was bored one Sunday. But it
was 647 teeth.
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We're each entitled to our own opinion but
my opinion is that your opinion sucks. KING OF ATARI 2600 PAC-MAN
BOARD!! |
| From: Scum
| Posted: 2/20/2002 10:07:46 PM | Message
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| Dude, you got an awesome deal! That must have
been a pretty rich dentist, or maybe just naive or
something... |
| From: Barakao1
| Posted: 2/23/2002 11:26:12 PM | Message
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He was probably shy. I hate shy dentists . . .
why can't they just be bookworms or
something?!
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[http://megabowser.cjb.net]
"Falcon PUNCH!" |
| From: Scum
| Posted: 2/26/2002 6:52:30 AM | Message
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| At least that way they're not talking to you
while they've got their hands in your mouth, though. And you can
kick them more easily. |
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