Once I met this guy,
and he didn't have any eyelashes,
so I went and asked him why,
and he said he didn't know.
So I went and asked his mom,
but she hadn't noticed anyway,
so I went and asked his dad,
but he said he didn't know.
So I went and asked his neighbors,
but his neighbors said to GO AWAY!,
so I went and asked his dog,
but he wasn't very helpful.
So I went and asked his friends,
but his friends said "Who the hell are you talking about?,
so I went and asked his teachers,
and his teachers said he had too many tounge-------s.
If you think that's weird, wait until you see what else goes on this page. And no, I didn't make this up.
