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Congratulations to Jesus for his 20??th birthday! Does anybody actually know how old this guy is? Judging by the hairstyle, and the crazy hat, it looks to me like he's still living in the eighties... Anyways, Jesus will be celebrating his 20??th birthday by watching people curse his name, kill people, cheat on their wives, rape each other, and eat too much chinese food. Throughout the years, Jesus has spent his time volunteering at various animal care centers around the World, playing with cocks and feeding old pussies. |
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12 Topless Mermaid strippers were arrested thursday in downtown Orlando for flaunting their fins indecently while thrashing about their fishy mammaries in the faces of helpless citizens. These mermaids were apprehanded Saturday, molested, covered up, and then returned to Tonya's house where all the rank smelling whores belong.... A big thank you goes out to all the Orlando Police officers to their successful attempts at locking up horrid skanky fish smelling whores once again. |
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A Recent Florida Law has been passed stating that masturbation in public restrooms is now against the law... however, masturbating in people's foods at restaurants, shitting on utensils, and screwing wildly on fryers, vaults, tables, in drive thru booths, broilers, prep tables, counters, and various other places is still legal, and in some districts encouraged as well. Masturbation in bathrooms can be hazardous to the health of your testicles as well as small mentally retarded half jewish half chinese babies. |
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Smokey the Bear encourages you to well lubricate yourself before sex to prevent DHC. See Video Clip to the right. As Well, Smokey Encourages you to protect yourself from STDs by not fucking Tonya. |
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Recent studies have shown that California Avocados can prevent such diseases as liver spots, chicanery, digestion problems, gonnorhea, syphillus, brain cancer, and Rick Screws Goats Syndrome. |
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We would like to take this time to bow our heads, and mouse buttons to senator George Germann, who recently passed away this week. He is shown here dancing like an obnoxious smelly gaping wide mouthed fruity queer with a taco in between his legs spilling sauce and taco fillings all over the floor of who knows where, as someone's hand is gracefully trying to protect the floor from the impending doom of George Germann's crotch. We appreciate all he has done for us here, and salute him for at least being decent enough to not shit on our mothers. |
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The U.S. Government has just recently revoked their tax on breathing. For this, many poor people commend Mr. George W. Bush for realizing that he's one of the biggest assholes on the planet and taking steps to correct his insane retardedness on the subject of taxing the air that people would breathe. |
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As cross dressing latin teens croud the streets for the New Years celebration, one cant help but wonder what these young latin boys are doing dressed up like old women. Many old men have filed complaints against authorities about being molested, fondled, groped, and on some occasions raped in the ass by these crazy latin teens disguised as old women. Please be on the lookout for old ladies, they may be armed and dangerous waiting to rape you in the butt at any moment. |
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In other domestic news, Pauls dad has been arrested today and found guilty of charges of pornography on 172 accounts, including production of films like "Cum White and the Seven Naked Midgets", "Sleeping Booty", "The Rescuers Down Under... Her Muff", "101 Penetrations" and "Molestocats". |
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