Top 10 Reasons That
Your Too Old For BDSM

10. Sensory deprivation is when your Dom
hides your hearing aid batteries.

9. Your nipple clamps have training wheels.

8.Edge play is standing by the microwave
with a pace maker.

7. When you tell your sub to get the cane, you have
to specify "walking" or "beating".

6. You can't tell the difference between your
tattoos and your age spots.

5. You shout "One, two, three, CLEAR!" for electrical play.

4. Your idea of breath play is when your wheelchair
runs over your oxygen hose.

3. Your idea of suspension is an UltraLift™ bra.

2. You hold the paddle and say, "You're
younger than me...back into the paddle...HARD!"

And the Number One way to tell
you might be too old for BDSM:

1. Age play really is 24/7.