How to Spank a Naughty subbie

First step, catch her.

Second step, hold on to her.

Third step, while holding on to her try to get
to Your cuffs/rope/whatever You can get Your hands on

Fourth step, carry her to the
bed/cross/whatever is handy.

Fifth step, stop and try to catch Your breath.
(while still trying to hold on to her)

Sixth step, catch her again.

Seventh step, threaten her with bodily harm if
she doesn't stand still.

Eight step, catch her again.

Ninth step, threaten to gag her
if she doesn't stop laughing.

Tenth step, drag her back to the
bed/cross/whatever is handy.

Eleventh step, secure her wiggling body.

Twelfth step, take a nap.

Thirteenth step, choose Your
paddle/crop/flogger/whatever is handy.

Fourteenth step, wake her up.

Fifteenth step, gag her to stop the giggling.

Sixteenth step, repeatedly smack her ass till
she quits shaking with laughter.

Seventeenth step, continue spanking till she
starts to moan.

Eighteenth step, GIVE UP. No matter what You do
You know she's enjoying the hell out of it.
This isn't punishment, it's her way of making
You please her.