JEZUS CONVERSATION

some people might find this offensive, I'm sorrie if it is, i just found it funny that i can freak someone out like that. I'm cool with religion as long you dont sound like this one. once again i'm sorrie if this offends anyone

THEM: Noah's ark gives a perfect allusion to Christ
ME: since when is jesus made of wood?
ME: christ is dead... i honestly dont think he gives a rats bottom about anything that you religious people give him credit for.. he will save you... i think he'd rather go to strip joint if he ever came back
THEM: Jesus is ALIVE!!
ME: and living under ure kitchen sink?

THEM: if I am right, I have gained eternal life in heaven and you have gain eternal damnation
THEM: do you really want to make that gamble
ME: y not? have you ever been to hell or heaven how can u make a decidon without knowing anything

THEM: but God does speak to me through His word, and I rather enjoy talking to him
ME: i enjoy talking to my pillow. whats ur point?

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