They would have to think of another way, but that is where the problem lied. But if they were going
to do something, they would have to do it fast because, unkowingstly to all the villagers, David Suzukie
was planning to raid all the houses to search for The Muffin Man. For as the song goes, "Do you know
The Muffin Man? The Muffin Man, The Muffin Man? Do you know The Muffin Man, who lives on
Druery Lane?". But since there was no Druery Lane, David knew that it must have been a trick so
he wouldn't be able to find him! Thus, our heroes decided to embark on a strange and adventurous
journey to find the legendary Gregory The First and ask him for his help. Although their friends and
family were sad to see them leave, they wished them love, peace, and chicken grease. So with mixed
emotions, they left. They had no clue which way to go, but they knew that they'd find him somehow.
They decided to start their journey by traveling through the evil forest of big words. Under normal
circumstances, no one would dare enter the forest fo fear of unbearable confusion. But since Liam
was with them, he was able to strike back with bigger words everytime the forest echoed one.
"Monastry". "Blasphemy". "Baleaguered". "Repercussions". "Irreconcilable". "Generalization".
It continued like that until the group managed to find their way out of the forest. Janet found it
exceptionaly hard getting past the forest, being a blond and all. Once the group made it out of the
forest, they had absolutely no clue where they were. Scott pulled out his map, but it was no help
at all. The map just cut off right after the evil forest of big words. But since no one had ever made
it through the forest without dying (or at least going crazy), it made perfect sense that this was
unexplored land. Of course it wasn't on the map! But that also meant the group didn't know where to go
next. Then again, they didn't know where they were going at the beginning of the expedition, so nothing
really changed. So still not knowing where to go or if they were even going the right way at all, they
started walking. Hours passed, and our heroes had seemingly walked through a desert, climbed over a
mountain, walked around a bush, and performed in a broadway musical. Along the way, they came
accross a little blind mouse named Julie.
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