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Disclaimer
This site isn't Graphically intense....So there
is no fucking need to let the pages load fully....
This site is not optimized for IE, Netscrape,
AO-HELL, or any other piece of shit browser on the market...
This site is best viewed with chicks sitting
naked on top of the monitor...
This site is like a sore penis, you just can't beat it....
This site is an equal opportunity offender...Fuck all of you pricks....
This site fully endorses women's rights...Yea Yea, go vote, join military service, become
the CEO of company. After you're done with all of that, get your big ass back in the
kitchen and start fixing some dinner....
This site firmly condemns sexual harassment in the workplace..."Hey, now which one of
you ladies would like to come to my hotel room and discuss the possibilities for career
advancement?"
The webmaster of this site is a firm believer in gun control..."Hey, Bob!!"
"Who the fuck is outside shooting my AK47?"
This site firmly condems anyone who employs illegal immigrants......."Hey Pablo, how
are those tacos coming along?"
This site does not discriminate against lesbians, due to the fact the webmaster is a
lesbian trapped in a mans body....
The webmaster of this site is not Homophobic...."Get the fuck away from me you
fucking flamer"..."You flag pole sitter"..."You rump
raider"..."You pickle smoker".....
The webmaster of this site despises pornography...."Honey, I swear that is not my
Playboy!"...."The guys must have put it there as a joke"...
The webmaster of this site believe that you should always be 100% honest with your wives
regardless of the consequence..."Honey, that's why you shouldn't be eavesdropping on
my phone conversations!"...."I wasn't telling Mike I let your best friend give
me a hummer, I told him her skin stays pale even in the summer!"
This site has been know to cause premature
balding, divorce and loss of employment....Name your Disease, Hardship, or
affliction..This site causes them all.....
The webmaster of this site supports affirmative action..."Please hire Mr. White
Boss". "I swear that is not black shoe polish on his face, he really is
black"....
The webmaster of this site condemns drinking and driving...."Damn it Mike, reach over
here and take the wheel". "I just spilt my fucking beer in my lap
again"....
The webmaster of this site believes that you should never mix politics, religion and sex
in the same conversation...."Jesus H. Christ Steve!!" "Did you hear
about Lewinsky sucking Clinton's cock in the white house chapel yet?"
Ohhh yes, this site slices and dices like a fucking Ginsu Knife.....
This site promises not to fade, fray, or come apart at high speeds, but it might Kill
You...(thanks Eldarfo, you crazy bastard ya)
This site has been known to make some folks: madder than a dog shitting tacks, as nervous
as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs, hornier than a four peckered
billygoat and busier than a cat covering up shit on a marble floor....You've been
warned.....
This site isn't for kids. So if you are
looking at this site little Johnny, you got an ASS Whoopin coming to ya when mom or pop
catches ya...
There is no assembly required, nor batteries needed for this site, but a good stiff drink
may aid your digestion of the material...
Please click on my sponsors, so I can be filthy rich...
This site isn't part of any bullshit web rings and never will be........
The webmaster of this site is a firm believer in charity, so send your checks and money
order now....
This site is best viewed at any fucking resolution you can muster up on your machine....
Of course every fucking thing on this site is copywritten like every other site in the
world....
This site is not part of the "Information Superhighway"...
This site is not "My little Corner of Cyberspace"...
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE Sign the guestbook...NOT!
Click HERE and you will never be emailed when the site is
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This site is not the best, second best, or even in the top zillion websites in the
world.....
This site is 100% American made.....(But the parts came from Japan)
This site really gives a flying fuck what you think about it, so mail me your comments and
keep waiting for a reply.....
This site intends on offending you, angering you and generally ruining your day.....
This site really wants to take responsibility for it's actions...So sue me..
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