Dear Wackensucks,

    I am writing this letter of complaint that I think should be addressed immediately.  While parked in Waikiki, my car was broken into.  I know it must happen everyday, but the treatment I got afterwards was unacceptable.  First, the wackenhut guards that should have been watching the parking lot actually asked me what I was so upset about.  Perhaps they were right to assume that I wouldn't be upset over losing $1,000 worth of stereo equipment, and that my lock had been destroyed in the process, and the fact that it was literally cut out causing damage to the electrical system, and making replacing the stereo impossible without redoing all the wiring.  On second thought those insensitive, clueless, incompetent bastards should have been fired on the spot.  Besides, if they are not there to thwart crime, what purpose do these morons serve?  Fortunately for them I did not get their name, since I would probably have gone back and beat them with their own bikes.

You and your company sucks.