The world according to KillMurder

"...Its all over the news, gunman opens fire in mall 3 dead.. 20 wounded! What's this world coming to? I'll tell you what's going on...poor aim."

"...I don't know why people cheat during online games; if you know the outcome why bother doing it? I'll tell you why...they needed more affection while growing up."

"...Thank God those Columbine killers never played Quake 3 or Unreal Tournament.  It would have been much worse. Imagine...Capture The Flag." 

"...You can't complain about the rules, if you aren't old enough to vote for a change!" 

"...I'll bet if you sat down next to a crazy looking person on the bus, and looked at them with a straight face, and said "...Im thinking of a picture I drew of a smiling donkey with a thought bubble above its head...In that bubble, is a midget in leather overalls, spanking a frowning trout with a paddle." That crazy looking person would back off...or say something even funnier.

"...If life gives you lemons, make lemonade and throw it in the face of the person that wasted your time by handing you lemons, and demand a beer."

"...You may be able to catch more flies with honey than vinegar, but you have to be pretty retarded to want to catch flies in the first place."

"...Note to self:  If I send this shrink out of the room crying, they may not give me another one to play with."

"...Admit nothing, deny everything, counter accuse.  When all else fails, lie."