Each week, a cardboard box gives an editorial. Here are a few words from the one known as The Box...

Hello, Superfriends! Box 13 here. This is the first installment of "Words From The Box", where I, being the mighty Box 13, will speak openly on all matter of things in a way that will change the lives of millions. I would like to begin by giving a brief autobiography.

My life began when i was formed from 50% post consumer waste in a paper mill outside of Nashville, TN. I was sent out into the world a lowly wardrobe sized box, waiting for a moment to achieve greatness. But before gain must come loss. Tragedy struck as I was used to transport marching band equipment, and was cast aside like so many of my bretheren. But, one fateful day, I sprouted legs clad in fashionable pants and became a celebrity, with a role in the cult film "Stamford High School, or; the Many Haircuts of Chris O'Neill". I have been riding high on the film's success, and I have decided to focus on smaller projects, such as the "Words From The Box" column, and the E! True Hollywood Story, due out this fall.

That brings the world up to speed on where I came from, now here is where I'm going to go. "Words From The Box" is an opportunity for all of us to learn more about, well, just about everything. I will speak my mind about all manner of topics in this weekly column. But most importantly, I will reply to YOUR questions and comments about ANYTHING! Just send your mail to Box13LivesOn@aol.com.

Til next week, Superfriends, I was, and am... BOX 13


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