Alright, Im sure you've all already waded through Aubrey's incessant yapping and I'm sure you want a medal or something but thats just too fucking bad, because I have to hear her shit everyday, and I don't get shit. Just kidding. So anyway, on with the bio.

Name: Jon(athan) (Blah Blah, Hot Relations)

Age: 21 (Young, dumb, and full of Cum)

Education: Two years of random classes, parties and sexual debauchery at Stephen F. Austin State University.

Likes: Women, Redheaded Women, Long-legged women, women with nice asses, smart women, Pro Football, Stand-up Comedy, Sex, Sex, and Sex.

Dislikes: Bitchy Women, Any joke against men associated with the letters PMS, PMS, hearing about PMS, pet names, hearing the phrase "We need to talk", Hearing the phrase "What are you thinking about." Women who want to profess a better knowledge of football than myself (I'm sure it happens just not in any of the women I know)

Favorite Quoute: "Tis better to give than to recieve" (I live this quote everyday)