I just realized that most of these are about insulting Monkey Boy. Ah well, I guess he generates funny quotes...SEND ME SOME!!!!! Even some about Captain Blowhard and her Seven Dancing Banana Slave Girls...dunno how'd we'd give the guys D-cups tho...

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"No sex in the bushes kiddies!"
-counselor at Freshman camp (words that will forever haunt me...)

"It's easy to buy me."
-Z. Vok (talking about how Monkey Boy gave him a MP3 player....-_-*)

"why do scott when there are so many wonderful women out there?"
"not tc, he's an ugly woman."
-M. Bacon (another wonderful IM conversation)

"Ugh, he'd be horrible in bed. I can imagine it *high pitched voice* 'Oh, ah! Ah ah!'....Just not my type."
-Anonymous about J. Spellman

Elf: i ain't leavin no footprint, i shall leave a buttprint
Elf: nooooo!!!!! my giant butt cheeks did not come out....

"back, yeah, nicole is certainly an odd testicle"
-Elf (Monkey Boy)

late2sanity: pervert! may you wake with a d-cup one day
Elf: yay!
Elf: :-D
Elf: praise the lord of coffe and impotence!
late2sanity: you want breasts?
Elf: no
Elf: that woudl suck
Elf: and besides, it is no fun to be groped as compared to grope...well, considering my breasts at least
late2sanity: you don't really have any
Elf: do to!
Elf: they're just small
Elf: minute

Elf: arrrrr harhar me maties we be a sailing the seven sea's! ayay captain blowhard, that be true sail sail we do with you AAARRRRRR

"Don't have sex with tc"
-anonymous girl (another IM conversation about advice to future generations)

"Racist people are gay."
- P-chan