"*Ding, dong* Hey, how ya doin' Puffy, er Diddy...P Poppa, Papa diddy pop. I'm sorry, I don't know what you're callin' yourself these days but uh Mr..."Daddy." Listen, I'm glad you're here in the neighborhood. Welcome. Uh, but this...golf ball through the window? It's not gonna fly alright? That happens once then it doesn't happen again. Understand what I'm sayin'? Sorry dawg. Ok? Just wanted to clear that up because I'm a big fan, I love your music, enjoy the whole...ya know...I love that whole thing. Alright good. And listen, uh, if you're havin' one of you're crazy, uh, house party things shout me a holla, dun."

"Hey Patrick! How the *DOLPHIN NOISE* are ya!" Spongebob

"Patrick, your genius is showing." Spongebob

"It's like...the best show ever!" Trevor Penick

STARBURST: Making pink acceptable for guys

*knock knock* "Hi who's homo!"-karen