..::*::..My Quotes..::*::..
*men are like roses gotta watch them pricks!!*

*im sweet like suga soft like suede but unlike nintendo i don't get PLAYED!*

*i wasn't born a bitch guys made me that way*

*do i look like a grocery item to u cuz i just saw u checkin me out!*

*if i told u u had a nice body would u hold it against me?*

*im not inconsiderate i honestly don't give a shit*

*mirrors don't talk fortunately for u they don't laugh either*

*guys please tell ur pants that it's not polite to point*

*why do they call it a french kiss when they know *italians* do it the best?*

*Tight jeans n' curvy hips purple thongs and glossy lips hott ass clothes hot ass flows bangin lil chica everyone knows!*

*i wasn't kissin him honest...i was umm..whisperin in his mouth!*

*friendship is foreva n doesn't die true friends stay together n neva say goodbye*

*most ppl walk in n outta our lives but true friends leave footprints in our hearts*

*if u should die before me ask to bring a friend*

*u mess wit muh gurls u mess wit me if u try to hurt them then u'll see:ill make ur life a livin hell cuz i would give mine 4 them n take ur's as well*

*love is to sex sex is to sin sins are forgivin so lets begin.3 hours of pleasure 9 months of pain 2 hours in the hospital a baby to name.fathers a bastard,mom's a whore,none of this wouldda happened if the rubber wouldn't torn*

*girls are like phones they like to be held and talked to but if u push the wrong button u get disconnected*

*why is it when a guy is a playa he is known as a pro but when a gurl takes a turn she is called a hoe?*

*guys are like parking spaces,all the good ones are taken!

*friends are like condoms...they come in handy when things get hard!*

*I'm sweet as heaven hott as hell the finest lil gurlie as u can tell,im loved by some hated by many envied by most but wanted by plenty!

*I'll call u my sweetie if u call me ur hunny..u can be my sextoy if u call me ur playboy bunny*

*I would tell u to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven*

*god made coke god made pepsi god made someone o so sexxy!*

*guys are like a roller coaster ride.they either make u sick or give u the thrill of a lifetime*

*a best friend is like a 4 leaf clover,they're hard to find and ur lucky to have one.*

*friends r lyk good bras:suportive,hard to find,and close to ur heart.*

*guys r lyk slinkies fun to watch fall down the stairs*

*guys are lyk switches even a 2 year old can turn them on*

*guys are lyk stars,there are millions of them but only one can make ur dreams come true*

*good friends are lyk stars,u can't always see them but u know they'll always be there*

*im like a butterfly,pretty to look at but hard to catch*

*if u think my eyes are beautiful it's cuz they lookin at u*

*a kiss is just a kiss a plum is just a plum a kiss isn't a kiss witout some tongue*

*I believe in angels,the kind god sends,they r among us,but i call them my best friends*ßI love you girls!!!!

*a best friend is someone who walks in when the reast of the world walks out*

*truly good friends are hard to find difficult to leave and impossible to forget*

*most ppl walk in n out of our lives but best friends leave footprints in our hearts*

*guys are for weeks friends are for keeps*

*a friend is someone who reaches out 4 ur hand but misses and touches ur heart to*

*If it brings pain to look to look back n fear to look forward look beside u n u know r friend will be there to bring relief*

*god made rivers god made dirt god made guys so gurls could flirt,god made gurls to rule the earth,god made love so both sides get hurt*

*sweet by light naughty by night,angel from above hottie ya wanna love*

*im a princess that lives in the clouds if u wanna kick it wit me u better bow down.so get on ur knees and call me ur highness cuz baby believe me im Masses finest*

*notice there is no I in slut but there is a U*

*Never monkey with another monkies monkey!!!*

*he broke ur heart n shattered it lyk glass so when he comes crawlin back say hunny kiss my ass*

*it's always better to be pissed off than pissed on*

*men are kings..kings are rulers...rulers are 12 inches..u still think ur a man?*

*u say im a bitch a bitch is a dog ,dogs bark,bark comes from nature,nature is beautiful why thank u!

*B is for beautiful.I is for intelligent.T is for talented.C is for charming.H is how hard imma hit u if u call me a bitch again*

*never let a fool kiss u,never let a kiss fool u*

*evil shouldn't look this good*

*it ain't my fault i fell for u u friggin tripped me!*

*i tried to see ur point of view but i can't get my head that far up my ass*

*everyone has the right to act stupid but *Summer* u abuse the priviledge*

*im not a tease im just a reminder of wat u can't have*

*i wish my mom wouldda told me the same thing that she told me about scary movies...don't worry hunny they're all fake*

*Rumor travels faster but the truth stays longer*

*shoot for the moon cuz even if u miss u'll land among the stars*

*behind every great guy there is a suprised gurl*

*I'll bet ur father spent the first year of ur life throwing rocks at the stork*

*the best part of u ran down ur mother's legs

*Three words guys hate..stop,no,dont un less there in this order~~~~>"NO DONT STOP!"

*DONT HATE ME BECASUE IM BEAUTFUL HATE ME BECAUSE YOUR MAN THINKS I AM*

*A KISS BLOWN IS A KISS WASTED THE ONLY REALY KINDA KISS IS A KISS TASTED*

*milk does the body good but DAMN how much did you drink*

*A Person Who Asks A Question Is A Fool For Five Minutes, A Person Who Doesn't Is A Fool Forever ...*

*God made elks, god made deers,God made NSYNC a bunch of QUEERS*

*Roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?*

*ReMeMbEr mY nAmE * ReMeMbEr My FaCe * CuZ tHeRe AiNt nO oThA hOnEy ThAt CaN tAkE mY pLaCe*

*would you catch me if i fall..do you even notice me..at all?*

*If ur naughty go 2 ur room.. If u wanna be naughty, go 2 mine*

*DONT WISH UPON A STAR REACH FOR ONE*

*God created men first, cause you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!*

*Heaven won't have me and hells afraid i'll take over!*

*IT's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it*

*All Good Girls And Boys Go To Heaven Thats Why I Wasnt Invited*

*Don't hate the player, HATE the game!*

*Star light ....Star bright .... where the heck is Mr. Right?*

*Fine guys open my eyes, smart guys open my mind but only a sweet guy can open my heart*

*If ur nice, you can call me sweety. If ur sweet you can call me hunny. If ur hot you can call me tonight*

*Dream as if you'll live forever...Live as if you'll die*

*If love isnt a game, then why are there so many players?*

*~*~One day your prince will come, mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions~*~

*It's not the size of the dog, It's the size of the fight in the dog!*

*Last night I was looking at the stars and I was wondering where the heck is my ceiling!*

*only little boys who call themselves men say I love you, and don't mean it*

*Did u fall down the ugly tree and hit every branch on your way down!*

**ThEy SaY tRuE lOvE hiDeS bEhiNd eVeRy CoRnEr...I mUsT bE wALkiNg iN CiRcLeS!!!*

*what's the difference between boy's soccer and girl's soccer? oh ya girl's make it look better!!*

*¨*:·.PeOpLe ArE gUnA tALk BoUt u SpEcIaLlY wHeN tHeY eNvY u N tHe LiFe U LiVe...lEt ThEm..U aFfEcTeD tHeIr LiVeS...tHeY dIdNt AfFeCt UrS...·:*

*Did the sun just come out or did you just smile at me?*

*I wAnTeD 2 KiLL dA sExiEsT PeRsOn ALiVe ThEn I rELiZeD....oHh Ya! SuCiCiDeZ a CriMe!*

*Well if i called the wrong number, whyd you answer?*

*There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train.*

*Im an angel! Honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo up straight!*

*You never know what you have until you lose it, and once you lose it, you can never get it back*

*Don't be a guy, The world is full of guys.Be a MAN*

*4 out of 5 voices in my head say go back to sleep*

*FOR ALL OF YOU WHO TALK ABOUT ME THANKS FOR MAKING ME THE CENTER OF YOUR WORLD!*

*When you finally find the perfect guy you think to yourself, why isn't he taken?*

*some guys r pigs ...... n of course i always get the runt*

*Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs, while every guy wants all the girls to meet his one need*

*I can only please one person per day, today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either.*

*Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?*

*If love was a law i would be in prison for the rest of my life*

*Don't call me a GODDESS, Don't call me a QUEEN, Just call me the cutest PRINCESS you've ever seen!*

*spiteful words hurt ur feelings but silence breaks ur heart*

*Love is like falling down... in the end you're left hurt, scarred, and with a memory of it forever*

*I AM JUST A GIRL. STANDING INFRONT OF A BOY ASKING HIM TO LOVE ME!*

**~*Be MorE CsoncerneD AbouT YouR CharacteR ThaN YouR ReputationN BecausE YouR CharacteR Is WhO YoU ArE AnD YoU ReputaioN Is WhaT OtherS ThinK Of YoU!!*~*

*I'm §uGaR & §piCe & EvErYtHiNg N¡Ce... b4 yOu Me§§ w/ Me... yOu ße§t ThiNk twiCe*

*I ain't a playa, I just crush a lot*

*I am not a player...I'm the game*

*A heart is not a play thing~a heart is not a toy~but if you want it broken..just give it to a boy*

*In Reality*....The Player Isn't Actually Playing The Other Person......He's Playing Himself..*

*Lust Is When You Love What You See. Love Is When You Lust For What's Inside*

*I'm not a blonde!! I'm knot! I'm knot! I'm knot!*

*Lil boys know they love you because they need you, Men need you cuz they know they love ya*

*Wit a X n' a O im out lyke whoa*

*East to the Sea,West to the Lands,Death to the girl who Touches my Man!*

*I KnOw I'm NoT PeRfEcT,bUt I'm So ClOsE iT sCaReS mE~!~*

*I smile b-cuz I have no idea what is going on*

*guys are like a peice of gum, when they loose there flavor, you pop in a new one*~*

**See my haylo* *Bright n shiny* *Mess wid mee* *I'll kick ure hiney*

*"GURL,I GOT MORE GAME THEN A PLAYSTATION."*

*If U Want Me To Fall 4 U... U Gotta Give Me Sumthin Worth Trippin Ova*

*I taught you everything you know but not everything I KNOW*

*Boyz Are Great, Every Girl Should Have One*

*I Dont need Your Attitude, I Have One Of My Own*

*WhAt U SeE iS WhAt U DoNt gEt sO -DrOoL oN -DrEaM oN -MOVE ON!!*

*****I'm not werid! I'm gifted****

*You just lost the chance you never had!*

*~*~Luv Means Never Having 2 Say Ur Sorry~*~

*keep the pictures they neva change only the people in them do*

*Boys never give their hearts away They play us girls for fools, They wait until we give our hearts And then they play it cool.*

*You're only bad if you're caught... So that makes me a good girl, RIGHT!?*

**Don't ever be afraid to come to me n cry* *Don't ever hesitate to look me in the eye* *Don't ever be afraid to tell me how you feel* *Remeber ur my gurls n we gotta keep it realL*-2 all ma gurls love ya!!!

*I'll Try Anything Once, Twice If I Like It!*

*To Say That You Can Love One Person All Your Life, Is Like Saying That One Candle Will Continue To Burn For As Long As You Live*

*~what a shame...looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks!~*

*The oposite sex is the most dangerous and addictive drug out there, but the high is unlike anything else*

**FrIeNdShIp Is JuSt A wOrD bUt My GiRlS gIvE iT a MeAnInG*

***friends dont let friends drink and take home ugly men**

***I ran into my ex the other day.... put in reverse, AND HIT HIM AGAIN!!!**

*DONT PLAYA HATE PARTICIPATE APRECIATE N CONGRATULATE*

*As an older more mature young adult ur job is to...make fun of the little kids!*

*IF YOU HATE ME, I LOVE YOU TOO IT AIN'T MY FAULT IM CUTER THAN YOU*

*CLICK YOUR HEELS AND SAY "I NEED A LIFE, I NEED A LIFE"*

**....NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF STUPID PEOPLE IN LARGE GROUPS.....*

*If you love your man set him free....if he dont come back you know hes with me!*

*we told every1 tha we are best friends we told ourselves we will be best friends for life and we promised we never let any person get in our way friends till da end*

*money and looks aren't everything.... but its all i got!*

*To catch me, you gotta be fast; to find me, you gotta be smart; but to BE ME!! DAMN! You must be kidding!!*

*It's hard to be humble when you're this hot!!!*

*every hottie with a body, needs a cutie with a bootie*

*The only difference between me and yew Is that I make being a Princess Look Good!*

*Ociffer, I swear to drunk Im not God!!!!!!*

*if all my gurls jumped off a bridge i wouldn't jump with them, i'd be at the bottom to catch them!*

*YeH u'D bE PReTTy gOoDLOoKiN iF iT WaSnT FoR yOuR FaCe*

*-íMåGíNé Ur LíFé WíThØuT Mé- -¿Mí§éRåBLé HuH?-*

*NOT THE BRIGHTEST CRAYON IN THE BOX NOW ARE WE?*

*You Know I'm a Cutie & You know you like my BOOTIE!*

*I DON'T THINK I AM HOT ...BUT IT'S WUT UR MAN KEEPS ON TELLING ME!*

**LiKe WhUt u SeE?¿? Call 1-800-YOU WISH!*

* I LiKe Ur BoYfRieNd*

**~* Girls cheat but we never get caught*~*

*"Im not a toy So Don't play w/ me!"*

*hE LuVz mE, He lOvEs mE NOt, I DONT CARE....i aM HoT No MaKe uP, nO rUlEs, I GoT Da tOoLS, GOT Me?

*I will try to be nice,I will try to be naughty ,I will try to be anything if you just call me!*"

*Whoever said loves lasts forever was drunk*

*IF YESTERDAY BROUGHT THE BEGGINING AND TOMORROW BRINGS THE END..... THEN SOMEWHERES IN THE MIDDLE WE CAME THE BEST OF FRIENDS!*

*Call me anytime, I won't be home*

*I WILL NOT CHASE THE BOYS! I WILL NOT CHASE THE BOYS! I WILL NOT CHASE THE BOYS! UNLESS THEY PROVOKE ME! *

*I look for a man wit a V.C.R... Very Cute Rear*

**I will try to be nice, I will try to be naughty,* *I will try to be anything if you just call me a hottie*

*SMILE! it scares people...*

*HHHHHEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPP!!!!!!!! I'VE STARTED TALKING AND I CAN'T SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!*

*You think you're hott and you know the deal...Well it's me and you who be keepin it real*

**:*::* my X is back in my heart wut can i do?? Say I LUV U??*:*::*

*100 memories, 200 jokes, 300 great times, 400 secrets 1 reason.. *BESTFRIENDS*

*My Boyfriend Kisses muCh BeTTeR then YourS*

*??? You've Changed! You've Gone From Hott To HOTTER!lol luv ya!

*I'm 32% hottie, 15% naughty, 28% fine, 23% that I bet ya wanna be mine, and 2% innocent. It all equals out to 100% of what your man wants!

*Sex is not the answer; sex is the question. Yes is the answer*

*If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?*

*"??? doesn't have a girlfriend. He's waiting for me*

*U Be GoOd AnD I'll Be baD~ I'Ll GiVe U thA BeSt TiMe~ U evA HaD!.*

**All you girls think you're tough... Well all your stuff ain't that rough. You think you know the deal... But it's me & my girls who be keepin it real*

*Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy, check 3 friends, if they are okay, you're it.*

*..i kno u think im cute.. ..i kno u think im fine.. ..but like the rest of the guyz.. ..take a numba and wait in line..

*You came into my life sent down from heaven, Now I think about you, 24/7.*

~*~ok fianallly this is the end of my quotes alright bye!~*~