The Sailor Moon Random Quote Generator.  The Quotes were put in by
Laura Michelle Hale, the sister of a Sailor Moon Fan. The Program 
was written By Apex.  See note that came with program.
 - Laura's Diclaimer 

"Please don't let them cancel me! Sailor Moon Says! Heeheehee!"
 - What Every Sailor Moon Fan Says

"Cosmic Moon Power!!"
 - Princess Serena

"Moon Prism Power!!" 
 - Sailor Moon

"I am the Champion of Justice."
 - Sailor Moon

"Moon Tiara! MAGIC!!" 
 - Sailor Moon

"Disguise Power!"
 - Sailor Moon

"Moon Crystal Power!!" 
 - Sailor Moon (Sailor Moon R)

"Moon Sceptre Elimination!!"
 - Sailor Moon (Sailor Moon R)

"Moon Cosmic Power!!"
 - Sailor Moon (Sailor Moon S)

"Moon Spiral Heart Attack!!"
 - Sailor Moon (Sailor Moon S)

"Moon Healing Activation!!"
 - Sailor Moon

"Moon Prism Power!!"
 - Sailor Moon

"Moon Tiara Stardust"
 - Sailor Moon Ep #5

"Rainbow Moon Heart Ache"
 - Sailor Moon  "Epsiode 112"

"Moon Gorgeous Meditation"
 - Sailor Moon

"Starlight Honeymoon Therapy Kiss"
 - Sailor Moon

"Jupiter Oak Evolution"
 - Sailor Jupiter

"Jupiter Thunder!! CRASH!!"
 - Sailor Jupiter

 "Jupiter Power Makeup"
 - Sailor Jupiter

 "Jupiter star power, Makeup"
 - Sailor Jupiter

 "Supreme Thunder"
 - Sailor Jupiter

"Jupiter Thunder Dragon!"
 - Sailor Jupiter

"Mars Fire!! IGNITE!!"
 -Sailor Mars

"Mars Celestial Power!!"
 - Sailor Mars "Sailor Moon R Movie"

"Mars Firebird Strike!"
 - Sailor Mars

"Mercury Bubbles!! BLAST!!"
 - Sailor Mercury

"Mercury Ice Storm!!"
 - Sailor Mercury "Sailor Moon R Movie"

"Mercury Ice Bubbles!! FREEZE!!"
- Sailor Mercury

"Mercury Ice Storm!! BLAST!!" 
- Sailor Mercury

"Neptune Planet Power!! MAKE UP!!"
 - Sailor Neptune

"Deep Submerge"
 - Sailor Neptune

"Submarine Reflection"
 - Sailor Neptune

"Pluto Planet Power!!"
 - Sailor Pluto

"Dead Scream!!"
 - Sailor Pluto

"Dark Dome Close!!!" 
 - Sailor Pluto

"Kitty Power!!!"
 - Sailor Chini Moon "Sailor Moon R Movie"

"Pink Sugar Heart Attack"
 - Sailor Chibi Moon

"Twinkle Yell"
 - Sailor Chibi Moon

"Silence Glaive Surprise"
 - Sailor Saturn

"World Shaking"
 - Sailor Uranus

"Space Sword Blaster"
 - Sailor Uranus

"Venus Crescent!! SMASH!!"
 - Sailor Venus

"Venus Love Chain!!"
 - Sailor Venus "Sailor Moon R Movie"

"Venus Meteor Shower!"
 - Sailor Venus 

"Star Serious Laser"
 - S. Star Fighter

"Star Sensitive Inferno"
 - S. Star Maker

"Star Gentle Uterus"
- S. Star Healer


"...........................................Sailor Moon Says"
 - Sailor Moon's Ending to her inspirational thought of the day

"Great, great, this is tottaly great.  I'm gonna get soaked.  That stupid 
weather man never gets it right!"
 - Lita on the lousy weather  "Too Many Girl Friends"

"Sometimes reality really stinks."
 - Lita, "Too Many Girlfriends"

"No Fair!  Why Don't You watch where your going!"
'Sorry Lita'
"Sorry isn't good enough buddy!"
 -Lita and Andrew "Too Many Girl Friends"

~Turtle~   SHOCK    ~Turtle~Sailors~   SHOCK    ~Turtle~Sailors~
   SHOCK     ~Turtle~Sailors~Sailors~  
 - Message on Screen after Lita runs into Andrew "Too Many Girl Friends"

"I hope it's just a teenage phase she's going through..." 
 - Serena's Father on Serena's behavior "A Moon Star is Born"

 "Hey! Watch it meatball head!"
 - Darien's first line ever in Sailor Moon "A Moon Star is Born"

 "...Are you stupid or just increadibly lazy."
 - Darien's second line in Sailor Moon "A Moon Star is Born"

"...You must fight evil when it confronts you, you must not be afraid." 
 - Luna  "A Moon Star is Born". 

"You'll never rule the Universe as long as I live." 
'We'd better get this over with than.' 
"Let's get to it." 
'You don't know what you're up against. Goodbye Sailor Moon!' 
(Queen Beryl yelled maliciously. Beryl released energy at her, 
and Sailor Moon disappears behind a wall of ice. Beryl thinks she's dead, 
but the ice flys apart revealing the Moon Princess. )
"I will defeat you Beryl. In the name of the Moon!" 
'You!!?? Pitiful little, Princess Serena!!??'
 - Sailor Moon and Queen Beryl

"In the name of the moon, I will punish you! "
 - Sailor Moon

 "How can somebody so klutzy and a cry baby be a Sailor Scout?" 
 - Sailor Mars to Serena on learning that Serena couldn't possibly be a sailor scout 

 "Hi Darien, remember our promise?," 
 - Fiore "Sailor Moon R Movie"

"If there's anyone not present ... raise your hands now!"
 - Miss Haruna "Talk Radio"

"All right you two-timing, pasty-faced nega-TWIT!!!!!"
 - Sailor Moon to Malachite "Reluctant Princess"

"Fighting evil by moonlight,
Winning love by daylight,
Never running from a real fight,
She is the one named Sailor Moon.
She will never turn her back on a friend,
She is always there to defend,
She is the one of whom we can depend,
She is the one named Sailor.....
Sailor Venus,
Sailor Mercury,
Sailor Mars,
Sailor Jupiter.
With secret powers,
All so new to her,
She is the one named Sailor Moon.
Fighting evil by moonlight,
Winning love by daylight,
With her Sailor Scouts to help fight,
She is the one named Sailor Moon,
She is the one.... Sailor Moon."
- Sailor Moon Theme Song in English

Gomen ne sunao ja nakute, Yume no naka nara ieru,               
Shikou kairo wa shotto sunzen, Ima sugu aitai yo,                     
Nakitaku naru you-na Moonlight, Denwa mo dekinai Midnight,         
Datte junjou dou shiyou,  Haato wa mangekyou.                     
Tsuki no hikari ni michibikare, Nandomo meguri-au,
Seiza no matataki kazoe uranau koi no yukue,
Onaji kuni ni umareta no mirakuru romansu.
Mo ichido futari de weekend, Kami-sama kanaete happy-end,
Genzai kako mirai mo, Anata ni kubittake.
Deatta toki no natsukashii, Manazashi  wasurenai,
Ikusenman no hoshi kara anata o mitsukerareru,
Guuzen mo chansu ni kaeru ikikata ga suki yo,
Fushigi-na kiseki kurosu-shite Nandomo meguri-au,
Seiza no matataki kazoe uranau koi no yukue,
Onaji kuni ni umareta no mirakuru romansu,
Shinjite-iru no mirakuru romansu.
 - Sailor Moon Theme Song in Japanese

Deep in my soul,    Love so strong,
It takes control,   Now we both know,
The secrets bared,  The feeling show.
Drivin' far apart,  I'll make a wish,
On a shooting star. 
There will come a day,
Somewhere faraway,  In your arms I'll stay,
My only love.       Even though you're gone,
Love will still live on,
The feeling is so strong,
My only love.       There will come a day,
Somewhere faraway,  In your arms I'll stay,
My only love.       You've reached the deepest part,
Of the secret in my heart,
I've known it from the start,
My only love,       My only love.
- My Only Love "Crystal Clear Destiny"

Here I'm standing in the night,
My crescent wand the only light,
Alone against my darkest fears,
But I sense my friends are near,
I'll draw from each the power I need,
Evil Queen we will defeat.
Give me the strength to carry on,
With all our love we can't go wrong,
Only together we face the fact,
Nothing to stand against our might.
Give me the strength to carry on,
With all our love we can't go on,
Only together we face the facts,
Nothing to stand against our might,
With all our strength the battles won,
With all our love we can't go wrong,
We have the strength to carry on.
 - Give Me Strength to Carry On "Day of Destiny"


Got up this morning,
On the right side of my bed,
With all these crazy thoughts,
Screaming through my head,
I can't wait to see,
What the world holds for me.
Oh..... It's a new day,
Oh..... It's a new day.
Here in you I found friend,
You'll be with me till the end,
Oh..... It's a new day.
 - A New Day "Day of Destiny" TV VERSION

Got up this morning,   On the right side of my bed,
With all these crazy thoughts, Screaming through my head,
I can't wait to see, What the world holds for me.
Oh..... It's a new day, Oh..... It's a new day.
And when I see you, Any time or any place,
You are the reason, For the smile on my face.
'Cause you make me feel, All my dreams can be real.
Oh..... It's a new day, Oh..... It's a new day.
It feels so good to be alive,
Even if a little rain should fall,
'Cause every moment,
Brings a new surprise to us all.
Oh..... It's a new day, Oh..... It's a new day, Oh..... It's a new day,
Oh..... It's a new day. Here in you I found friend,
You'll be with me till the end, Oh..... It's a new day.
 - A New Day "Day of Destiny" SOUNDTRACK

Will you miss me when I'm gone? Will you remember all the good times 
we've had?     The hardest thing about leaving is saying goodbye...
We'll always be the greatest of friends, I'll miss you more than I can say, And when you dream, I'll be there for you, I'll be only a memory 
way... We'll always be the greatest of friends, I'll miss you more than 
I can say, And when you dream, I'll be there for you, I'll be only a 
memory away... You're something special to me, Friendship is something 
that money can't buy, And if you need me, you know that I'll be there 
for you... We'll always be the greatest of friends,
I'll miss you more than I can say, And when you dream, I'll be there for 
you, I'll be only a memory away... We'll always be the greatest of 
friends, I'll miss you more than I can say, And when you dream, I'll be 
there for you, I'll be only a memory away...
 - Only a Memory Away "Mercury Moving On?" TV VERSION

I hear the voice of my destiny call, And I know I must go find my way,
The hardest part will be leaving you all,
And I'll miss you much more than words can say.
I'll be only a memory away, If you need me, You can call me any time of
day, And I'll be there, It's OK, Only a memory away.
My intuition says something is wrong, 
My friends said they come and say goodbye, 
I can't go until I know what's going on,
I fear there is danger somewhere near by.
I'll be only a memory away, If you need me, 
You can call me any time of day, And I'll be there, It's OK,
Only a memory away. We've been together through good times and bad,
You've always been there for me, I'll always treasure the best friends I 
have, Eternally.
 - Only A Memory Away "Mercury Moving On?" SOUNDTRACK

Rain or shine,
I'm happiest,
When I'm with Tuxedo Mask,
He makes me sing,
He makes me laugh,
I just love Tuxedo Mask.
She certainly knows,
How to keep my Tuxedo Mask all to herself.
Rain or shine,
I'm happiest,
When I'm with Tuxedo Mask,
He makes me sing,
He makes me laugh,
I just love Tuxedo Mask.
 - Reeny's Barney Song "Trouble Comes Thunderin' Down"

A crash of thunder, A brilliant flash of light,
A battle has begun And only one will win the fight.
Danger in the air, Destroying everything in sight,
The time has come to right the wrong, The Prism Power Fight.
She's got the power, Oh... she's got the power.
She's got the power, Yeah, she's got the power.
She's got the power, Oh... she's got the power.
She's got the power, Oh, she's got the power.
A desparate struggle, The strongest takes it all,
The battle rages on, Until the weakest finally fall
A vision fills her heart, And gives her strength that's pure and true,
And when it seems that all is lost, She knows what she must do,
She's got the power, Oh... she's got the power.
She's got the power, Yeah, she's got the power.
She's got the power, Oh... she's got the power.
She's got the power, Oh, she's got the power.
Power, Power... Ohhhhhh... Power, Power... 
She's got the power, Ohhhhhh...
She's got the power, Oh... she's got the power.
 - She's Got The Power "Naughty N' Nice"

When I think about the first time, (the first time)
I thought I found someone who cared for me,
But things were not as they appeared to be.
Rainy Day Man,
On your shoulder I cried,
When my first brush with love
Left me shaking inside.
Rainy Day, Rainy Day Man.
Ever since I can remember, (remember)
Just like a brother, you've been strong and true,
Always been the one to see me through.
Rainy Day Man,
You're much more than a friend,
I would give anything
Just to see you again.
Rainy Day, Rainy Day, Rainy Day Man.
 - Rainy Day Man "A Knight To Remember" TV VERSION

When I think about the first time, (the first time)
I thought I found someone who cared for me,
But things were not as they appeared to be.
Rainy Day Man, On your shoulder I cried,
When my first brush with love
Left me shaking inside. Rainy Day, Rainy Day Man.
Ever since I can remember, (remember)
Just like a brother, you've been strong and true,
Always been the one to see me through.
Rainy Day Man, You're much more than a friend,
I would give anything Just to see you again.
Rainy Day, Rainy Day, Rainy Day Man.
Always been th one to see me through,
Rainy Day Man, On your shoulder I cried,
When my first brush with love Left me shaking inside.
Rainy Day, Rainy Day Man. Rainy Day Man,
You're much more than a friend, I would give anything
Just to see you again. Rainy Day, Rainy Day, 
Rainy Day Man, Rainy Day Man.
 - Rainy Day Man "A Knight to Remember" SOUNDTRACK

I've waited all of my life,
For the day when love appears,
Like a fairy tale in days of old,
He will rescue me from my fears.
And now... suddenly he walks in, like a dream,
And how... can I tell him what he means to me,
My heart stands still as he comes...
Oh Starry Night,
Is he the one that I dream of?
Oh Starry Night,
Tell me, is he my own true love?
Oh Starry Night,
Is he the one that I dream of?
Oh Starry Night
How will I know, how will I know, if he's my own true love?
-Oh Starry Night "Rei's Day In The Spot Light" TV VERSION

I've waited all of my life, For the day when love appears,
Like a fairy tale in days of old, He will rescue me from my fears.
And now.. I feel him standing close to me,
And how can I tell him what he means to me,
My heart stands still, has he come?
Oh Starry Night, Is this the moment I dream of?
Oh Starry Night, Tell me, is he my own true love?
Every night I think of him, Here in my lonely room,
Waiting for my prince to come, Wondering if he'll be here soon.
And I sit patiently, waiting for a sign,
And I hope that his heart longs for mine,
He calls my name, is he my own true love?
Oh Starry Night, Is this the moment I dream of?
Oh Starry Night, Tell me, is he my own true love?
Oh Starry Night, Is he the one that I dream of?
Oh Starry Night How will I know, Will his love show?
Is he my own true love?
 - Oh Starry Night "Rei's Day in the Spot Light" SOUNDTRACK

I wanna be a star... star... star...
Gonna have my name up in lights
I wanna be a star... star... star...
I'm gonna blaze across the sky like a meteorite.
My fans truly adore me,
Everytime I dance and sing my song,
I'll ride in a big fancy car,
And take all my friends along,
I wanna be a star... star... star...
Gonna be the best in the world
I wanna be a star... star... star...
Gonna be the coolest famous teenage girl
 - I Wanna Be A Star "So You Want To Be A Super Star?" TV VERSION

I,   Wanna,   Be,   A star!  Each night I sit and dream,
Of those stars I see in magazines, I love to lose myself,
In the stories of the lives they lead. Why can't I be like them? 
Living life with fortune and fame, I know I've got what it takes,
I've just got to start on my I wanna be a star... star... star...
Gonna have my name up in lights I wanna be a star... star... star...
I'm gonna blaze across the sky like a meteorite. My fans truly adore me, 
Everytime I dance and sing my song, I'll ride in a big fancy car, 
And take all my friends along, way. All 'round the world I'll go, 
Giving shows from east to west (With my Sailor Scouts)
Every night I step on the stage, The crowd will scream I'm the best.
I wanna be a star... star... star... Gonna be the best in the world
I wanna be a star... star... star...  Gonna be the absolutely most famous
teenage girl. On behalf of the moon, I shall sing,  To right wrongs and 
triumph over evil, With my friends, Sailor Venus, Jupiter, Mars, And Mercury,
We'll make the world, A better place for people.
I wanna be a star... star... star... Gonna have my name up in lights I wanna
be a star... star... star... I'm gonna blaze across the sky like a meteorite. I wanna be a star, I wanna be a star, I wanna be a star, 
I wanna be a star.
 - I Wanna Be A Star "So You Want To Be A Super Star?" SOUNDTRACK

"Serena... Beautiful... but a shopaholic."
 - Melvin "A Moon Star Is Born"

"I don't get it, my mother's sure acting strange."
'Yeah, what'd she put in her coffee this morning?'
 - Molly and Serena "A Moon Star is Born"

"The nerve of that guy, what a total jerk, calling me Meatballhead... 
Still, he sure is cute."
 - Serena (Re: Darien) "A Moon Star is Born"

"Studying so hard is very very tiring, all those books, all those words... 
It can't be too good for a person, how does Melvin do it?"
 - Serena  "A Moon Star is Born"

"A talking cat! Oh man, I have been studying too hard!"
 - Serena (Re: Luna) "A Moon Star is Born"

"Moon Prism Power!"
'Oo-kay... MOON PRISM POWER!' {cue music}
 - Luna and Serena "A Moon Star is Born"

"I am Sailor Moon, the champion of justice, and I say  that on behalf
of the moon, I shall right wrongs, and triumph over evil, and that 
means YOU!"
 - Sailor Moon "A Moon Star is Born" (1rst said here)

"AAAA! What happened?! This dream is getting weirder and weirder, I'll 
never study that hard again! I want to play Sailor V videogames, not live 
them!"
 - Serena "A Moon Star is Born"

"I don't wanna play this game anymore! I WANNA GO HOME!!!"
 - Sailor Moon "A Moon Star is Born"

"I am Tuxedo Mask! Sailor Moon, look into your heart and find the warrior 
within you. It is your destiny!"
 - Tuxedo Mask (1rst apperance) "A Moon Star is Born"

"Moon Tiara Magic! {cue music} Huh? I did THAT?"
 - Sailor Moon "A Moon Star is Born"

"That's weird. Very weird. Serena, isn't that the weirdest?"
 - Molly to Serena "A Moon Star is Born"

"Hey you guys, could you please keep it down? I was up late last night and 
I just need a little more sleep. Good night."
 - Serena to her parents "A Moon Star is Born"

"Haruna?! Don't tell me Miss H sent the Love Line a letter, it can't be her! 
Teachers never have boyfriends!" 
 - Serena on her teacher's dating "Talk Radio"

"Sailor Moon would be good right now!"
'MOON PRISM POWER... AND MAKE IT FAST!!!'
 - Luna and Serena "Talk Radio"

"I am Sailor Moon, the Champion of Justice, and on behalf of the moon, 
I will punish you!"
'Hey, that's not how the end of it goes.'
"Yeah, well, heh, I'm not finished yet. I will right wrongs and triumph 
over evil, and that means you!"
 - Sailor Moon and Luna

"Teachers aren't supposed to look that good!" 
 - Melvin "Slim City"

"Don't do this Serena! It's not good for you to stop eating! 
There's a better way, my darling!"
'But... I gained half a pound!'
"So what? Look what you're doing to yourself!"
'What should I do?'
"Have a big steak. With french fries and a chocolate malt."
'Aaaah.... a guy after my own heart.'
 - Andrew and Serena "Slim City"

"I'm going to take you out for a big lunch."
'Lunch? Oh, really?'
"Yup." {pause}
'WHOOOOOHOOHOO!!! YIPE YIPE YIPE WOO WOO WOO! YUMMY FOOD! 
YUMMY FOOD!!!'
 - Andrew and Serena "Slim City"

"Meatball Head! Maybe I should be calling you Donut Head, you're really 
chowing down."
'Huh? Tease me all you like, Darien, you can't ruin the taste of this donut!'
"You're so selfish. The least you could do is offer me one."
'Gladly! Uh!!!'
{pause} "Thanks, Donut Head. You know, that wasn't much of a throw, you 
should start working out."
 - Darien and Serena on her eating habits "Slim City"

"No, Serena, it's my very own authentic copy I won fair and square through 
a contest I entered when I joined the Saffron Fan Club last month through 
the internet."
 - Melvin to Serena "So You Want To Be A Super Star?"

"In my humble but expert opinion, I do believe one of you could be a real 
superstar!"
 - Melvin to Serena "So You Want To Be A Super Star?"

"Please tell me she's not going to sing....."
Serena and Molly sing. (run for cover!)
 - Luna on Serena's singing ability "So You Want To Be A Super Star?"

"Has she eaten lots of sweets today?"
'Not that I'm aware of.....................'
`Face it, she's just a space case.`
 - Serena's dad, Mom, Sammy  "So You Want To Be A Super Star?"

"I'd like to thank all of my close personal friends on the internet!" 
 - Melvin's thank you speech  "So You Want To Be A Super Star?"

"Party time! Get ready for a hot star-quest party! Hey Serena, have a 
streamer."
 - Melvin "So You Want To Be A Super Star?"

"Stop right there! Your father and I are afraid you're going to flunk school. 
I have to know: Where did we go wrong?"
'Waaaaah! Mom, it's not your fault, but it's just not the same as 
when you  were young! There's so much more pressure! I need a break 
from all that terrible tension! Comic books are my only means of survival!'
"Oh, Serena, I find this all too familiar... that's the same tired 
old excuse I used on my parents.
'?'
 - Serena's Mom and Serena "Computer School Blue"

"I wish animals could really talk."
'Yeah, well I'm sure most of them would have NOTHING TO SAY!'
`Mmm! Mmm! Mmmmm-mm mm mmmmm mmm!`
 - Ami, Serena, Luna  "Computer School Blue"

"Barging in... is not my thing..."
 - Luna "Time Bomb"

"I am Shailor Moon, the grandmudder o' justish."
 - Sailor Moon "Time Bomb"

"Surrender while you can, and make it quick, okay, because I haven't 
got any time."
 - Sailor Moon "Time Bomb"

"WAAAAAHAAAHAAAA!!!!"
'We should measure that sound on the decibel scale 
some day.'
`No kidding.`
 - Serena, Ami, Luna "An Uncharmed Life"

"Serena, you goofball!
'Disguise Power! Turn me into a... flight attendant 
or... something!!!' 
{cue music} 'Hey, does this make me look official, or what?'
"Well... too bad it's not an airplane."
 - Luna and Serena "An Uncharmed Life"

"AAAAAH!!! WHERE ARE WE? WHY'D THEY KICK US OFF? WHAT'S 
HAPPENING?"
'Lower the decibels, would you?'
"I LIKE THE DECIBELS WHERE THEY ARE!!!"
 - Serena and Luna "An Uncharmed Life"

"Waaahaahaa!!!"
'You've got to become Sailor Moon now!'
"All right, just one more good sob... OKAY, I'M READY!!!
 - Serena and Luna  "An Uncharmed Life"

"Oooooh, we're toast!!!"
 - Sailor Moon "An Uncharmed Life"

"Hey there, Sailor ladies! Going my way?"
'Tuxedo Mask, you're just in time!!!'
 - Tuxedo Mask and Sailor Moon "An Uncharmed Life"

"Sailor Moon and Babylon 5 Rock The Earth!"
 - Author at 3am

"But Rei started it!"
'Oh, please. Let's get out the violins.'
 - Serena and Rei  "Nightmare in Dreamland"

"Why are you so stubborn?"
'I'm NOT!!! I just think you're totally WRONG!!!'
 - Rei and Serena  "Nightmare in Dreamland"

"This stinks."
 - Serena "Nightmare in Dreamland" 

"It's locked. It won't budge!"
'No... I must get in!!! Waaaaahhh!!!'
"Stop wailing, Serena!"
'But I wanted COOKIES......'
 - Rei and Serena "Nightmare in Dreamland"

"Oh, she's so cute!"
'She's evil.'
"...... Oh,  yeah.........Hmp!"
 -Sailor Moon and Sailor Mars (Re: The Doll) "Nightmare in Dreamland"

"Come on, gold marble! Rrrrr! I lost again."
'Ah, well, at least you get some consolation soap!'
"..."
 - Serena and Melvin (Re:Serena's pitiful attemp to win)"Cruise Blues"

"What part of 'no' don't you understand?"
'Aaawwwwwwww.................................'
 - Rei and Serena(Re:Serena'sRequest to CruiseWithRei) "Cruise Blues"


"It's about time!"
'Are you all right?'
"Oh, sure, being locked in an airless box is really swell. 
Don't try that again."
 - Luna and Serena "Cruise Blues"

"Aw... I thought we had him."
'Me too.'
`Me three.`
 -Moon, Mars and Mercury "Cruise Blues"


"I've clashed with Jaedite in battle, over and over again. Yet 
today I got taken in by his cool eyes... and that deep, rich 
voice... and his cute curls...
'SERREEENNAAAAA!!!'
"All right, all right..."
 - Serena and Luna (Re: Jaedite) "Cruise Blues"

"It must have been like a hologram!"
'No way, guys, it's aliens from outer space, I knew it! They're 
going to wipe out the human race for polluting our beautiful planet Earth!'
`Melvin, it's obvious you have been watching way too much science
fiction. Get a life!`
 - Friend, Melvin and Molly "Fight To The Finish"


"What are you silly kids planning?"
 - Ms. Haruna "Fight to the Finish"

"It's a shame you're all so young, you've hardly time to 
enjoy your life, and now it will be OVER."
'No way, someone as young and pretty as this has to live a 
long life, she owes it to the WORLD!!!'
 - Jaedite and Sailor Moon "Fight To The Finish"

"Maybe I'll use my fire power."
'DON'T DO IT!!! If you blow up a jet, it will take your allowance for 
the next ten thousand years to pay it back!'
"Yeah?"
`Too expensive.`
 - Mars, Luna, Moon "Fight to the Finish"


"How totally [gasp] embarassing... How will [puff, puff] I ever explain
[wheeze] to my friends why I have TIRE TRACKS DOWN MY BACK?!? We're 
running out of runway!!!"
 - Sailor Moon "Fight to the Finish"

"This is Luna. Password: Kitty stalks in moonlight."
'Kitty will be fed.'
"Kitty craves her catnip."
'Welcome, Luna.'
 - Luna and Central Control "An Unatural Phenomena"

"Gotta be more careful."
'*gasp* OOOOOOOHHHHHHrg! What've you done to her?'
"Stopped her from being squished. If it weren't for me, she'd 
be kitty pancake by now."
 - Darien and Serena (Re:Luna)"An Unnatural Phenomena"

"What's up, Andrew?"
'Oh, Andrew?'
`Huh?`
'You know this creep? He nearly mutilated my kitty.'
- Darien, Serena and Andrew "An Unnatural Phenomena"

"All right, now, when Darien shows up, I pretend to bump into 
him by accident. *gasp*"
'OOOOF! Huh?'
"OH! Oh, I'm so sorry, I'm so clumsy, are you all right?"
 - Rei and Darien "An Unnatural Phenomena"

"All right, here he comes. Ready! AAAAH! OOF. Oooooh..."
'Waah! I'm so sorry!'
`Oh, gee, I feel so sorry for Rei, she must be so embarrassed.`
~And you're so sincere.~
 - Rei, Darien, Serena and Luna "An Unnatural Phenomena"

"Are you coming back from martial arts class?"
'Yeah, I'm studying karate.'
"Gee, I've been thinking of joining a karate class myself, too."
'You should! It's great!'
"Oh, ah... too shy..."
 - Rei and Darien "An Unnatural Phenomena"


"Oh, no, here we go. I can see jealousy rearing its ugly head."
'I'm not jealous, I'm just deeply concerned about Rei.'
- Luna and Serena (Re: Rei and Darien) "An Unnatural Phenomena"

"I wonder what they're talking about. Ooooh, it better not 
be my hair!"
 - Serena "An Unnatural Phenomena"

"Hi de ho!"
 - Melvin "An Unnatural Phenomena"

"Heheheheh, aheh, aheh. Melvin, oh pal, you got any money on ya?"
'Yeah. Why?'
"How 'bout you treat me to a milkshake, Melvin?"
'Really? Can we get Vanilla-with-Prunes? That's my favourite!'
"..."
 - Serena and Melvin "An Unnatural Phenomena"

"It's the squirrels!"
 - Ami "An Unnatural Phenomena"

"You wanna go see the flowers?"
'Yeah. I hear the rose garden's amazing. I want to see it before 
it's destroyed.'
"You like roses?" 
 - Rei and Darien "An Unnatural Phenomena"

"Listen, Serena. Did you see anything weird, animals acting 
strange?"
'You mean besides Melvin?'
 - Ami and Serena "An Unnatural Phenomena"

"Get away, you nasty fuzzball!"
 - Luna "An Unnatural Phenomena"

"We are Sailor Scouts, the champions of justice!"
'We will right wrongs and triumph over evil like you!'
`On behalf of...`
'...Mars...'
"...and Mercury..."
`...we will punish you!!!`
~Hey! You guys are STEALING ALL OF MY LINES!!!~
 - Mercury, Mars, Mer&Mar, Moon "An Unnatural Phenomena"

"Now what are you doing, spawn?"
 - Serena to Reeny "Sibling Rivalry"

"Ready?"
'Mm-hm!'
`Be careful! This could be a trap!`
~I've gotta see what's going on! What are they doing?~
{everybody transforms...) 
~Sailor Moon...~
 - Lita, Rest of Scouts, Luna, Reenie "Sibling Rivalry"

"Thank you... but I really have no use for such things." 
 - Rubeus "Enemies No More"
 
"I wuz just gonna do that."
 - Katzie "Enemies No More"

"Ami's studying, Rei's working, everyone's busy but us!"
'And neither of you's got a boyfriend, so you're stuck with us cats!'
 - Mina and Artemis "Enemies No More"


"Boyfriends? Oh, no, neither one of us has a boyfriend right now."
'Hey, that's not true! I've got one, but he's just not really...
talking... to me... right at the moment...'
"Hey, you got any reality check cream? My friend here needs a jar
big time."
 - Rei and Serena "Enemies No More"

"Then you'll feel happier than before because you saved your 
relationship, instead of letting your pride rule your world. 
And then, some day you'll get married, and together the two of 
you will rule the whole universe! And, everyone will call you 
the Queen of Tokyo!!!"
 - Katzie to Serena "Enemies No More

"WHOOOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO, HALP!!!! WACKO ON THE PREMISES!!!!"
 - Chad "Enemies No More"

"Ha! This is WORLD DOMINATION, not a popularity contest!"
 - Rubeus "Enemies No More"

"Oh, that is so romantic, Hawaii's got to be the perfect place
for a honeymoon!"
{Doodloodloodloo! Doodloodloodloo! Doodloodloodloo!}
"Hmm, ha ha ha, ah ha ha! Dahrling, I'm so hap-py... and lucky tooo... 
ha ha ha, ahh... I feel like a pwrincess... AaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAYeah, right, in your dreams, Serena. I've never even been on a date."
 - Serena "Wedding Day Blues"

"Are you totally nuts, Serena? You're failing sewing!"
'I am not, Moll. I'm just taking my time to learn things, y'know?'
"Yeah, but making a wedding dress has got to be one of the hardest 
things you can do! Probably the only person who could help is Miss 
Lambert, and she's ga-ga over her own wedding!"
'That's how come I'm asking you!'
"Oh, please, Serena. I know you better than anyone, I know what you'll 
do: Read your stupid comic books while I do all the work."
'Some friend you are. Come on, Molly, I'll do all your homework for a 
week!'
"Some offer!"
 - Molly and Serena "Wedding Day Blues"

"Miss Lambert's marrying a goober!"
 - Serena and Molly "Wedding Day Blues"

"Helen, is that you? You look so different!.... But I like it..."
 - Herbert (Miss L.'s Boyfriend) "Wdding Day Blues"

"What part of 'no' don't you understand?"
 - Rei's Grandpa "Wedding Day Blues"

"All right, the coast is clear, not a parental unit in sight. Oooh, 
silky... You'll be perfect!"
'Perfect for what, Serena? Why are you sneaking around up here in my 
bedroom? And why are you hugging my fine silk curtains?'
 - Serena and her mother on dress fabric "Wedding Day Blues"

"We are the Sailor Scouts, sworn to defend justice!"
'And right wrongs, and triumph over trash like you!'
~Heeeeeey! We're not supposed to say that stuff yet. YOU! In just a 
second, we're going to mush you into moon dust, get it? MOON PRISM 
POWER!!!!~
 - Mercury, Mars,and Serena "wedding Day Blues"

"Anything for a good shot, huh?"
 - Nephlyte "Shutter Bugged"

"The movement of the stars rules everything..."
 - Nephlyte  "Shutter Bugged"

"Hyuk hyuk hyuk hyuk hyuk, ah-hyuk hyuk hyuk, hyuk! You want to be a 
model? Ah-hyuk hyuk hyuk hyuk hyuk..."
'Knock it off.'
"It's too funny! You can't even walk and chew gum at the same time! What 
makes you think you've got what it takes to be a model?"
 - Sammy (Serena's Brother) and Serena  "Shutter Bugged"


"Aw, Mom, don't you think I could be a model?"
'You can be whatever you wanna be... as long as you don't borrow my 
clothes.'
"Gee, thanks so much for your support. Waaaaaaah...."
 - Serena and her mother  "Shuttered Bugged"

"Yeah? Well don't you worry about me, buddyyyy..."
'I'm not, I know you're going to fail. You're never on time, you're 
always cramming junk food into your mouth, and you can't walk one block 
without falling down... and taking at least three other people with 
you.'
 - Serena and Darien  "Shuttered Bugged"

"So, got rejected yet?"
'Buzz off, Sam.'
 - Sammy and Serena "Shuttered Bugged"

"Remember, suck it in!"
 - Ms. Haruna to Molly "Shuttered Bugged"

"Sailor Venus is cool, but I like Sailor Moon better"
 - Mika (Sammy's GIRLFRIEND) "Dangerous Dollies"

"I've got a date with Tuxedo Mask!!!"
 - Serena "Who is that Masked Man"

"I dunno. I like his cape, I guess."
 - Darien (Re: Tuxedo Mask) "Who is That Masked Man"

"I'm gonna keel over!"
 - Molly "Who Is That Masked Man"

"Sailor Moon, you're lunch meat!"
 - Nephlyte to Sailor Moon "Who is that Masked Man"

"These Sailor Scouts are going to be the end of me."
 - Tuxedo Mask "Who is that Masked Man"

"She's hot... She's powerful! She's Sailor V!"
'Our hero!'
"Sailor V: The Movie. Coming soon to theatres everywhere."
 -Announcer and Screech pre-adolescents "An Animated Mess"

"Wimpy? He called me wimpy? How dare he call me that!?!"
'It does have a certain ring of truth about it...'
"Dweebster? I dare him to show his simpy face around me! Grrrr... I'm 
going to blast him... straight into the chyronosphere!!!" 
 - Serena and Luna (about ?)"Animated Mess"

"So you bombed on your spelling test?"
'Mmmm-hmmm.... It was hard...'
 - Ami and Serena "An Animated Mess"

" I ' m   a  p u r p l e   c o c k a t o o ." 
 - Luna (RE: Her True identity) An Animated Mess"

"Oh, no, my autograph cards!!! ....I mean, the kids from school's autograph cards..."
 - Rei "An Animated Mess"

"Your plan is to poison Sailor Moon's lemonade?"
'You've been studying human sarcasm, I see.'
"It's required."
 - Zoicite and Nephlyte "An Animated Mess"

"Well, aren't we the prima donna all of a sudden."
- Rei "An Animated Mess"

"'Morning, Molly!"
'If you say so.'
 - Serena and Molly "Worth a Princess's Ransom"

"Hey, we'd better get our rears in gear."
 - Serena "Worth a Princess Ransom"

"Hi de ho! Wanna hear the latest buzz?"
'..'
 - Melvin and Serena "Worth A Princess Ransom"

"Buzz off, Zoicite. You called, Majesty?"
 - Nephlyte "Worth a Princess's Ransom"

"What, you got noodles inside that head of yours to go with the meatballs?"
 - Rei (Re: Serena) "Worth A Princess Ransom"

"Once I get in that embassy I'll get the skinny on the princess. I'll be 
working really hard!"
'When you're not eating.'
"Uh, huh! La da da da da, la da hee hee hee!"
'I've got a bad feeling about this.'
 - Serena and Luna "Worth a Princess Ransom"

"I hope I don't get busted by security.... Hey there girls..."
'Serena?'
`May I have your invitation?`
"I am the Countess Popover, you can check it out in your VIP book."
`Popover, Popover, let me see, let me see...`
 - Serena, Ami & Rei and Befuddlable functionary "APriRansom"

"This is such a snoozer."
 - Molly "Worth A Princess Ransom"

"So, this is a no-brainer. Those musclemen aren't just there to be 
guarding the doorknobs."35K
 - Tuxedo Mask "Worth A Princess Ransom"

"Reality check here, Molly."
 - Molly "Worth A Princess Ransom"

"I'm getting like Serena, falling asleep everywhere!"
 - Molly "Worth A Princess Ransom"

"Our family's had this statue for over 400 years. It's encrusted with 
nearly 2000 carats. It's absolutely priceless!"
 - Princess Diamond "Worth A Princess  Ransom"

Molly:"He's an older man... he's handsome... kind..."
Serena:"Oooh, it better not be Tuxedo Mask, or that cutey Andrew at the arcade, 'cause I've already got dibs on both of them!43K

"Queen Beryl is beginning to get very angry with you, my good friend."
'I have never been your good friend! Nor you mine!'
 - Zoicite and Nephlyte "Molly's Folly"

"I will be.............................its master."
 - Nephlyte "Molly's Folly"

"What's the matter? You said we should leave it up to you."
'Yeah, but I always say that! Why do you listen to me?'
"You're right, I'll never learn."
 - Luna and Serena "Molly's Folly"

"Why do I even bother to try?"
 -Luna (RE: Serena) "Molly's Folly"

"Andrewwww...!"
'You've almost got it... Careful now... Jump that one... Jump again... 
Good! Now you've got it!'
"Who's that girl he's with, anyway? I never saw her before... Maybe he's 
got a new girlfriend, maybe he's buzzed out on her now and he doesn't 
care about me, waaaaaaaaah! I'm cool..."
 -Serena and Andrew "Molly's Folly"

"Hi, Serena. What's the matter?"
'Now, listen. I've racked up every ounce of courage that I had to come 
tell you that that Maxfield is like very very bad for you, in fact he's 
a very very wicked guy, he isn't even human, this crush of yours will 
only lead to a very great disaster, so wipe him from your mind, please, 
just forget about him, Molly, and understand that I'm telling you this 
for your very very own good.'
"But, Serena..."
'Bye-bye, Moll. Have a nice day.'
 - Molly and Serena "Molly's Folly"

"Put a sock in it, Luna."
 - Serena to Luna "Molly's Folly"

"Three scouts all together! Triple the fun!"
 - Nephlyte to Sailor Scouts "Molly's Folly"

"You have destroyed me!!!!"
 - Youma "Molly's Folly"

"Tell me, do you have any holidays in that evil society of yours?"
 - Molly to Zephlyte "A Friend In Wolf's Clothing"

"Want some of my home-made muffins?"
'YEAH!!! I mean, I don't usually eat sweets, but if you insist!'
`No, don't!`
'Wooo, they've got chocolate chips, too! *chomp* Mmmm, mmmm, mmmm.'
 - Lita, Serena and Melvin "Jupiter Comes Thundering In"

"Well, maybe I should transfer to a foreign school..."
'Are you crazy?'
 - Lita and Serena "Jupiter Comes Thundering In"

"You'll be the mysterious new girl!"
'You mean the karate maniac?'
"Who'd call you that?"
`Only Serena could make friends with a martial arts psychopath!`
 - Serena, Lita and Melvin "Jupiter Comes Thundering In"

"I was supposed to meet them after school to study but someone forgot to 
remind me."
'No I didn't, I called you this morning.'
"You did not!"
'Yeah, you swore to me you were wide awake.'
"You believed me?"
 - Serena and Rei "Jupiter Comes Thundering In"

"Wow, what a cute guy..."
'Yoo-hoo, are in there? Earth to Lita, come in Lita!'
 -Lita and Serena (Re: Darien) "Jupiter Comes Thundering In"

"Jupiter Schmoopiter"
 - Game Machine Youma "Jupiter Comes Thundering In"

"That's what Sailor Moon says."
'Sailor Moon says? How about Sailor Moon does?'
 - Serena and Luna "Jupiter Comes Thundering In"

"All right, we'll go. But one boring word, and you're lunchmeat, okay?"
'No problem! I've been learning tons of jokes on the internet. I'll be 
Mister Entertainment! {hums}'
"You're an alien! You've gotta be!"
 - Serena and Melvin "The Power of Friendship"

"Oh, Molly, you should have been in gym class today! Melvin got tangled 
in the volleyball net, it was classic!"
'Yeah, only because someone with long blonde pigtails tripped me and 
made me fall. Hey, Molly, wanna hear a joke?'
"NO JOKES!"
 - Serena and Melvin to Molly  "The Power of Friendship"

"Hmmmm. I think we can handle 'em. Sailor Moon and I dusted that game 
machine monster easily!"
'Yeah, with a little assist from Tuxedo Mask.' 
 - Lita And Rei "The Power of Friendship"

"Graveyards give me the heebie-jeebies... all that silence... no computers..."
 - Melvin "The Power of Frienship"

"W e l c o m e   t o   t h e   N e g a v e r s e,  P a d r e!"
-ZoiciteToThePadreContainingRainbowCrystal"ThePowerOfFriendship"

"Ooooh, I'm toast. Mom's going to fry me again."
'Maybe we should have tried something radical this time... like 
studying, maybe?'
"Ha ha ha! What an original idea, Lita!"
 - Serena And Lita "Mercury's Mental Match"

"You want to get to know Ami better? I got it bagged. I'm outie!"
 - Serena "Mercury's Mental Match"

"I'm outie, hee hee hee!"
 - Serena "Mercury's Mental Match"

"I know what I will become."
'Ha ha ha ha ha! Wonderful! Then I don't have to explain things. Kneel 
down, boy...'
 - Greg and Zoicite "Mercury' Mental Match"

"I don't have time to play around with little girls."
 - Zoicite "Mercury's Mental Match"

"S k i p   t h e   m e l o d r a m a."
 - Queen Beryl to Zoicite "An Artful Attack"

"Know what I heard?"
'Huh?'
"That if you buy one of these prints, all of your most romantic dreams 
will come true!"
'Mmm-hmm! Mmm-hmm!'
`Aaaaaah, I want to plaster my walls with them...`
 - Molly, Serena and Melvin "An Artful Attack"

"Cheery-pie, Serena!"
'She can be such a ditz.'
"Yeah, unquestionably she's the biggest ditz I've ever known, but you 
know, that's part of her charm. Do you think that if... I bought one of 
Loni Loni's posters, she'd finally go out with me? You said all my 
romantic dreams would come true, right?"
'Well... miracles do happen.'
 - Melvin and Molly "An Artful Attack"

"Are you some kind of nut bar or something?"
 - Darien to Serena "An Artful Attack"

"Whaaaat? As if, you want me to sit next to that?
'My thoughts exactly.'
 - Serena and Darien to Loni Lynii

"I guess Darien is kind of a hunk, but hey, what a minus-zero 
personality, why Rei likes him... oooh, she must be brain-dead. Oh, 
cosmic!"
'Problems?'
"Quiet, I'm posing."
 - Serena and Darien "An Artful Attack"

"THPLPLPLPL! Dweeeeeb!"
 - Serena (Re: Darien) "AnArtful Attack"

"Don't have a cow!"
 - Serena to Luna "An Artful Attack"

"Are... are you mad at me?"
'Well, let's just say that of all the Sailor Scouts, you're the only one 
who'd almost dumped the Crescent Moon Wand in the river.'
"OOOOOOH!"
 - Serena and Luna "An Artful Attack"

"Ha ha ha ha! That was too easy."
 - Zoicite "An Artful Attack"

"Ooooh, feathers, no, don't tell me she's going to tickle me! Oooh, I just hate that."
 - Serena "An Artful Attack"

"Ow, OW, OW, OW, OW, OOOOW! Owieee...."
 - Serena "An Artful Attack"

"You came, you saved me again! They woulda squooshed me..."
 - Serena to Tuxedo Mask "An Artful Attack"

"Oh, you're scarin' me."
 - Zoicite to Serena "An Arrtful Attack"

"Oh, wow!"
'She's got the meatballs perfect, too. Everybody'll know it's
you!'
"See if I ever sit next to you again..."
 - Serena and Darien (Re: Loni's Painting) "An Artful Attack"

"Grandpa, you're going to see a doctor. Ever since you fell off the roof 
you've been acting like a... granola bar!"
'Don't listen to her, Grandpa. A pit bull with toothache's got a better 
sense of humour. Cuter, too.'
`Who wants to go flying?`
"I've figured it out! You've got meatballs on the sides of your head TO 
GO WITH THE SPAGHETTI INSIDE!!!"
 - Rei, Serena and Grandpa "Grandpa's Follies"

"Disguise Power! Turn me into a fortune teller/matchmaker!!!"
 - Serena "Grandpa's Follies"

"Ready? Rrrraaah-aaaa! Brrreee, brrray, brrrah, yah! You see how dese 
sticks are crrrossed in my hands, now means only one ting, time for a 
leetle keesy-face. Come on, vhat are you vaiting forrr?"
'This ditz is out of control. Let's go, Chad.'
`O-kay!`
"No keesy-face? Eoooh..."
 - Serena(Disguised), Rei and Chad "Granpa's Follies"

"I totally embarrassed myself with Rei, she hates me."
'She doesn't hate you, she thinks you're a major ditz.'
 - Serena and Luna "Granpa's Follies"

"Mm, mmmwow, you're mom's chocolate cakes are mucho yummy."
'How can you even think of food right now?'
"Myou must mbe mreally mupset. Mm, mm, mm, mm, gum, yum, mum, mum, mum, 
wum."
'Mm, yum, major chocolate hit! Yum, mm, mm, mm....'
 - Luna and Serena "Grandpa's Follies"

"Phew, thanks for saving me, but this up-close-and-personal is getting a 
bit too far."
'Hercules, here kitty, here kitty! Oh, Hercules, there you are. Oh, my 
sweet tiny widdy kitty...'
"Of course... what else would you name a huge white cat?"
 - Luna and Little Girl "Kitty Chaos"

"Not to be a snob or anything, but grunged-out alleycats are not my cup of tea."
 - Luna "Kitty Chaos"

"Hello, this is Darien."
'Uh, hi, Darien, it's me, Rei!'
"I'm not around right now. Please leave your message after the beep." 
 - Darien's Answering Machine and Rei "Kitty Chaos"

"Like duh. That's why we're using the computer to try and find the thing 
before the negaverse does. Get with the program, Serena!"
'....'
 - Luna and Serena "Kitty Chaos"

"Kitty Love, swell."
'Okay, Luna, we'll be right back.'
"See you, scaredy-cat!"
`All right, all right...`
 - Serena, Ami and Luna "Kitty Chaos"

"I should have known; the precious seventh rainbow crystal's inside an 
obese alley cat!"
 - Zoicite "Kitty Chaos"

"A triple threat, the three Sailor Stooges!"
 - Zoicite "Kitty Chaos"

"Sewage, eyich! Now where's that stupid cat? You're there all right, cat, come here, cat! Aaaaah! *splash* Oh, ichhhh!!! This better be worth it, that's all I've gotta say."
 - Zoicite "Kitty Chaos"

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Zoicite:"Ha ha ha! It's close... it's very close... so come on out, you mangy fat fleabag, uh? Huh? It's warm.... Rats! AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! It's a wall of raaaaats!!!!!! Aaaah! RAAAAAATS!!!!!"
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 - Zoicite "Kitty Chaos"

"Oh, well, tomorrow's another day. Heh, heh, heh."
 - Rei "Kitty Chaos"

"This is worse than the day a pit bull mistook me for his breakfast. Got to take, *phew*, a breather here, sorry. This is all your fault, you know."
 - Luna "Kitty Chaos"

"Come on, big guy, move it! She won't be able to follow us in here!"
'You can't get away!'
"SUCK IT IN!!!"
 - Luna (to Herc) and Zoicite "Kitty Chaos"

"Aha, when the rat's away, the cat will play! Too bad the queen rat is 
back! (Ha, ha, ha.)"
 - Zoicite "Kitty Chaos"

"I am Sailor Mars, champion of the lovelorn, and I say, 'Leave those 
cats alone!' Even cats have the right to love!"
'(How embarrassing.) WAAAAH, MARS, STOP!!!'
"The fires of love are burning! The fire of justice is burning! I won't 
anyone destroy a person's... no, even a kitty's chance at romance! I 
will punish you on behalf of the planet Mars!"
`Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm... pathetic.`
 - Sailor Mars, Luna and Zoicite "Kitty Chaos"

"There is a good side to this; Mars will cut the love chat."
 - Luna "Kitty Chaos"

"Mars, relax, this isn't Serena's fault!"
'Aha, but it wouldn't be a normal day without her nagging me!'
 - Sailor Mercury and Sailor Moon "Kitty Choas"

"There are so many unwanted pets in the world. Talk to your parents and 
your animal's vet about getting your animal spayed or neutered. Luna 
Says!"
 - Luna Says "Kitty Chaos"


"Central Control, come in please. *gasp* Oh... Central Control, come in,
this is Luna checking in. New password: The meatball-headed scout will always play while the cat's away."
'Voice check complete. Now give paw ID.'
"Cut the red tape. *sigh* Just tell me what you've got."
 - Luna and Central "Tuxedo Melvin"

"Central has a message for you, Serena: Get your act together!!!"
 - Luna "Tuxedo Melvin"

"Going for his heart through his stomache, eh? Ee-ee, ee-ee, ee-ee, 
ee-ee!"
'You're embarrassing me!'
`Hey, we're just having lunch, okay? How about you go study for our math test?`
'Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! I totally forgot about it! Oooooooohhhh... Stayed on 
the internet all night!'
 - Serena, Melvin and Molly "Tuxedo Melvin"

"Martial Arts Melvin, yayaya!"
 - Serena "Tuxedo Melvin"

Melvin:"Oh, yeah! That sounds stupendous! I'll be so dashing, Molly won't be able to resist!"
Serena:"Mmm, yes."
 - Melvin and Serena "Tuxedo Melvin"

"Nobody'll be able to stop me as long as there's life on the internet! 
Look out, the new, upgraded Melvin's coming on-line!!!"
 - Melvin "Tuxedo Melvin"

"Stop yelling, you're scaring my Fifi!"
'Call off your crazed canine! I am Tuxedo Melvin, Defender of Helpless Babesters and OOOOOOW!'
"You're a wacko, kid! Come, Fifi, mommy will buy you an ice cream."
`I'm afraid to ask, Melvin.`
'Ha ha ha ha ha! I sure showed her, didn't I? Don't worry, Molly, you're 
safe with Tuxedo Melvin around. Remember that!'
`Brain-dead...`
~Heh heh heh, heh heh, heh...~
 - Fifi's mom, Tuxedo Melvin, Molly and Serena "Tuxedo Melvin"

"Ohwaa... Do not venture into this den of dangers, ladies! You'll just 
waste your time and your money! I cannot let you pass! Waaaaaaaaa! 
*thunk* If you want to go through that door, it'll be over my prone 
body!"
'Er... if you insist!'
"Ah ooh ow ooh ow ooh ow! And they say chivalry is dead..."
 - Tuxedo Melvin and Serena & Molly "Tuxedo Melvin"

"Must have been dropped on his head as a child..."
 - Molly (Re: Melvin) "Tuxedo Melvin"

"Molly!"
'Oh, go home, it's way late!'
"Oh, lowering the lights, time for a little romance, I see... Don't 
worry, Molly, I'm going to camp out on your doorstep all night long and 
protect you!"
 - Tuxedo Melvin and Molly

"Hey, Melvin, can we go have lunch if it's not too violent for you?"
'Ha ha ha ha, that's okay, Molly, I packed us a picnic lunch! Mom never 
lets me eat fast food (she's afraid it's bad for my brain).'
 - Molly and Tuxedo Melvin

"Don't forget to eat your greens, folks!"
 -Mike (Flower Arranger) "Tuxedo Melvin"

"You're gonna be hurtin' when you get a taste of my wrath! These shrimps are spicy!"
 - Tuxedo Melvin "Tuxedo Melvin"

"Pick on my girl? No way."
'Melvin's meatloaf.'
 - Tuxedo Melvin and Molly "Tuxedo Melvin"

Serena:"Mmmm, yumminess. Mmmm, mmm, *smack* mmm, mmm..."
 -Serena "Sailor V Makes The Scene"

Serena:"What's the deal, she can't be Sailor Moon, that's my job! She can't, shecan'tshecan'tshecaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan't!!!!!!!"
Lita:"SERENA, WOULD YOU PLEASE QUIT YOUR WAILING!!!!"34K
 - Serena and Lita "Sailor V Makes The Scene"

"Mmm hmm hmm hmm..."
'Hey, you on the roof! You let that bogus Sailor Moon go this instant, 
you hear me? I am Sailor Moon, the (original) champion of justice! On 
behalf of the moon...'
`On behalf of Sailor Mercury!`
~In the name of Mars!~
^And for Jupiter... also^
'We will right wrongs and triumph over evil slimesters like you!'
 - Malachite, Moon, Mercury, Mars and Jupiter "Sailor V Makes The Scene"

"Most impressive, Sailor Scouts, and let me say, it's a pleasure finally 
meeting all of you for the first and (let me assure you) very last 
time."
 - Malachite "Sailor V Makes The Scene"

"Ooooh! What happened? Hmm. It didn't work, did it?"Mind like a steel 
trap, that one."
 - Sailor Moon "Sailor V Makes The Scene"

"I had Tuxedo Mask cornered, but then another Sailor Scout attacked me."
'Impossible, Zoicite. You can see all the scouts are in the dome.'
"Yeah, that's what I thought... Those wretched brats!"
 - Zoicite and Malachite "Sailor V Makes The Scenes"

"Tuxedo Mask, where ya hiding? Don't you care about your little fan club?"
 - Zoicite "Sailor V Makes The Scene"

"I'm Sailor Venus, and if you're looking to make any trouble.... here it 
comes right back at ya. Venus...Crescent...Beam..........SMASH!!!!!!"
 - Sailor Venus "Sailor V Makes The Scene"

"Enough. We didn't come here just to put on some scout jamboree."
 - Zoicite "Sailor V Makes The Scene"

"You wanna be like us? Stay fit and healthy!"
'Right! Aaaaah, *choke*, oooooo....'
 - Rei and Serena "Sailor V Makes The Scene"

"Enough with the warm fuzzy moments, time to cut to the chase."
 - Artemis "Crystal Clear Destiny"

"I got a C+ in first aid! I can tell!"
 - Serena "Crystal Clear Destiny"

"That Serena's not a Sailor Scout, she's a Failure Scout!"
 - Rei "Crystal Clear Destiny"

"I'll show you mine, now you show me yours."
 - Zoicite "Crystal Clear Destiny"

"I'm gonna need some help here. She may be a princess, but she isn't light!"
'I heard that...'
 - Sailor Jupiter and Sailor Moon "A Reluctant Princess"

"I don't want any of this to sink in! I just want to be a normal 
teenager! Can't any of you guys understand that? My names Serena, not 
Sailor Moon, Moon Princess, not Moon anything!!!"
 - Sailor Moon "A Reluctant Princess"

"Go bleach your roots, creep!"
 - Sailor Mercury "A Reluctant Princess"

"Serena, check it out!"
 - Molly "A Bad Hair Day"

"Princesses?"
'Yeah, they get the works! A total makeover, from head to toe.'
 - Serena and Molly "Little Miss Manners"

"May I have the pleasure of having this dance?"
'Mmmm-hmmm...'
`Serena, did you do your homework?`
'SILENCE! How dare you speak to a princess like that?'
`Oh, pardon me, your highness, forgive me, please!`
'Maybe, maybe not... <Giggles>'
`Wake up, please.`
'<giggling>'
`SERENAAAAAAA!`
'Hee hee... Ooooooohhhh....'
 - Tuxedo Mask, Serena and Miss Haruna "Little Miss Manners"

"Come in, Central Control. This is Luna, password: The cat who chases 
his tail leaves a circular trail."
'Identity verified. What have you got to report, Luna?'
"Seems like I'm just... chasing my tail."
'A sensible cat like you?'
"Oh, heh heh, well, thanks, but I don't understand why Serena won't take 
her princess role more seriously."
'Well, yes, she is a most vexing girl, but let up oop due to 
techtechnical difficulculties oops' 'DOOOOH!'
"What? ARTEMIS?!?!?"
'Heh heh heh heh heh... Uh, this is kind of embarassing... Uh, so, uh, 
how's it shaking, Luna? Uh, heh heh, heh heh heh...'
"You're the one that's going to be shaking, Artemis! Why didn't you tell me you were Central Control?"
'Well, um...'
"That's not an answer!"
'Um, gah, um, um, well, ah, 'cause, 'cause I guess you never asked, I-I 
guess! Ha ha!'
"Oh, give me a break!"
 - Luna and Central (Artemis) "Little Miss Manners" 


"Hey! Let's check this thing out! Crash the seminar!"
'ALL RIGHT!!!'
`Oh, brother...`
 - Ami, Rei&Lita&Mina and Artemis "Little Miss Manners"

"Serena!"
'Er, yes?'
"What would you say when you offer a cup of cocoa to your guests?"
'Oh, um, lemme see. Ah, co... ah, cocoa's on? Come and get it? No, come 
and get it please. Um, heh heh heh heh...'
 - Scrimmage and Serena "Little Miss Manners"

"But that means one of you is actually Sailor Moon, for she's never 
passed my course."
'Uh, uh, er... why's that?'
"Well, Sailor Moon is a clumsy, flakey, scatterbrained doofus who'd 
never in a million years have what it takes to make a lady."
'Oh.'
 - Scrimmage and Serena "Little Miss Manners"

"I'll open my own wax museum, starting with you scouts!"
'Oh, no, I don't look good in wax! Oooooh...'
 - Scrimmage and Moon "Little Miss Manners"

"Well, uh, isn't it a lovely evening."
'Destroy Sailor Moon.'
`No! Get the Crystal!`
'No! Sailor Moon!'
`Silver Crystal!`
'Sailor Moon!'
The Crystal!`
'Sailor Moon!'
 - Scrimmage, Malachite and Tuxedo Mask "Little Miss Manners"

"I don't know which order to follow. All this confusion is giving me a 
headache."
'Poor thing, you seem very tired. How about a cup of cocoa to perk you 
up?'
"Why, thank you. But better to say, 'Would you like some cocoa?'"
'A-HA!'
 - Scrimmage and Sailor Moon "Little Miss Manners"

"AVALANCHE SURFING!!!"
 - Chad "Ski Bunny Blues"

"There's only one choice.  No fun getting toasted. <small pause>
 Oohhh!  You're going down Zoicyte! "
'Huh? '
"Moon Prism Power! <Serena Begins to Transform>"
'<GASP> [Serena continues to transform] Its her!  Serena's Sailor Moon!'
 - Serena and Darien "A Crystal Clear Destiny" 

"Hold it! "       'Who's that? '
"Takes more than a measly fireball to get rid of Sailor Moon
you slime-meister.  You should know that after all this time.  I am 
Sailor Moon, enemy of the Negaverse!  And that means you. "
'Hahaha, how ironic.  It isn't you that I want, but your pal
Tuxedo Mask. '
"Oh!  Tuxedo Mask?  Give me a break, he's not even here Zoicyte. "
`Yes I am! `         "No way. "       `I am Tuxedo mask! `
"[Uhnnn...] You are? "  [Darien pulls a rose from jacket] 
`Mm-hum. `    "<slight gasp> [He is Tuxedo Mask; I don't believe it.] "
[Darien transforms into Tuxedo Mask] 
" <GASP> [Of all the... Cranky old Darien my dream hunk?  This
is going to take some adjusting to.] "
`You should get out of here Sailor Moon.  This fight doesn't
concern you anymore. `
"Of course it concerns me; you kidding!?  If we stick together
we can beat 'em.  Lets do it. "
 - Sailor Moon, Zoicite and Tuxedo Mask "A Crystal Clear Destiny"

"Watch out!!! "
'Uuuwahooo... (exclamation of agony) '
["My Only Love" starts playing] 
"NhoohooOhOohoo Tuxedo Mask! "
'[arm reaches up to her] Its up to you now to get the crystals. '
"Uh-huh. "
'And I want you to know that I've always been on your side and always 
will be.' [arm drops to the floor] 
"Tuxedo Mask, no, please don't go. "
 - Sailor Moon and Tuxedo Mask "A Crystal Clear Destiny"

"What happens now? "
'Don't know.  Maybe the princess will be revealed. '
[Silver Imperium Crystal migrates onto the Moon Wand which is floating in mid air; Sailor Moon stands] 
`Its Sailor Moon! `
~<slight gasp> She's the moon princess. ~
`Who'd 'a thought. `
[Sailor Moon begins transforming into the Moon Princess] 
^<small gasp> ^
*<small gasp> *
'We've finally found her Artemis. '
"And about time. "
@Hmm, me Serena, a princess?  Now this is way past weird... @
 - Artemis,Luna,Venus,Merc,Mars,Jup,MoonPrincess "A Crystal Destiny"

Gomen ne sunao ja nakute, 
Yume no naka naru ieru. 
Shikou kairo wa short shunzem, 
Ima sugu aitai yo! 
Nikitaku naru youna Moonlight. 
Denwa mou dekinai Midnight. 
Datte junjou doushiyou? 
Hearto wa mangekyou! 
Tsuki no hikari ni michibikare, 
Nandomo meguri au. 
Seiza no matataki kazoe uranau koi no yukue. 
Onaji kuni ni umareta no, mirakuru romansuu. 
Shinjite iru no, mirakuru romansuu. 
 - Moonlight Densetsu

I'm sorry for not being gentle,
I can say that in my dreams. 
My thoughts are about to short curcuit. 
I want to see you now! 
I'm about to cry in the Moonlight. 
I can't even call you at Midnight. 
Because of my shyness, what can I do? 
My heart is a kaleidoscope! 
Our path is guided by the moon's light, 
We meet by chance many times over. 
The shining lights of the stars will reveal our love. 
Born on the same world, a miracle romance. 
I believe in the miracle romance. 
 - MoonLight Legend

"No offense, Serena but you're already naturally out of it."
 - Ami

"All your pretty lipstick cannot hide, all the evil deep inside"   
 - Sailor Moon to Birtie


"Just go away already!  You're being a pest!"
'Well, you don't have to be so rude!'
`I think he kind of likes me...`
 - Joes, Serena and Lita "Jupiter Comes Thundering In"



"Hey, that's mine!"
'Sorry, I don't see your name on it anywhere--loser!'
"Oh, great.  Queen Beryl's not going to like this..."
 - Zoicite and Tuxedo Mask "The Power of Friendship"



"Darian...hey, wake up!"
'Huh...what's that?  Uh, sorry Rei...'
"Where'd you fly off to, the moon?"
 - Rei and Darien "Mercury's Mental Match"

"Why are you ALWAYS comparing me to them? You're so mean!"
 'Well, at last she's finally getting a backbone.  I thought for sure she would wail.'
 - Serena and Luna  "An Artful Attack"



"In the name of Love, we won't have monsters stealing our boyfriends!"
'Where do they get this stuff?'
 - Moon & Jupiter and Luna "Too Many Girlfriends"

  Akron, OH             WBNX 55   5:30 AM
  Albuquerque, NM       KASA  2   Tuesday-Friday 5:30 AM, Saturday 6 AM
  Atlanta, GA           WVEU 69   2:30 PM
  Austin, TX            KNVA 54   8 AM
  Baltimore, MD         WNUV 54   6 AM
  Bloomington, IL       WYZZ 43   6:30 AM
  Boston, MA            WLVI 56   7:30 AM
  Buffalo, NY           WUTV 29   5:30 AM
  Chicago, IL           WCIU 26   6:30 AM
  Cincinatti, OH        WSTR 64   5:30 AM
  Columbus, OH          WWHO 53   7 AM, 2:30 PM
  - Sailor Moon Show Timesand Channels

  Dallas/Ft. Worth, TX  KDFI 27   8:30 AM
  Dayton, OH            WRGT 45   5:30 AM (shown Tuesday-Saturday)
  Denver, CO            KTVD 20   8:30 AM
  Detroit, MI           WXON 20   2;30 PM
  Fresno, CA            ???? 43   7 AM
  Green Bay, WI         WACY 13   5:30 AM
  Greenville, SC        ???? 21   ?
  Hartford/Waterbury    WTXX 20   3:30 PM
  Hawaii                KFVE  5   6:30 AM
  Houston, TX           KTXH 20   5:30
  Indianapolis, IN      WNDY 23   6:30 AM
 - Sailor Moon Show Times and Channels

  Jackson, MS           WDBD 40   5:30 AM
  Las Vegas, NV         KFBT 33   9 AM
  Los Angeles, CA       KCOP 13   7:30 AM
  Lynchburg, VA         WJPR 21   2:30 PM
  Milwaukee, WI         WVTV 18   6:30 AM
  Minn./St. Paul, MN    KMSP  9   6 AM
  Nashville, TN         WZTV 17   5:30 AM
  New Orleans, LA       WGNO 26   (cancelled, was 2:30 PM)
  New York, NY          WPIX 11   6:30 AM
  Orlando, FL           WRBW 65   7 AM
  Philadelphia, PA      WPSG 57   2:30 PM
  Pittsburgh, PA        WPTT 22   6 AM
  Phoenix, AZ           KASW 61   8:30 AM
  Portland, OR          KPTV 12   6:00 AM
  Providence, RI        WNAC 64   5:30 AM
 - Sailor Moon Show Times and Channels

  Raleigh, NC           WLFL 22   2:30 PM
  Richmond, VA		WRLH 35   5:30 AM
  Roanoke, VA           WFXR 27   2:30 PM
  Rochester, NY         WUHF 31   5 AM
  Sacramento, CA        KTXL 40   5:30 AM
  Saginaw, MI           WSMH 66   10:00 AM
  Salt Lake City, UT    KSTU 13   5:30 AM
  Seattle, WA           KTZZ 22   7:30 AM
  San Diego, CA         KTTY 69   7:30 AM
  San Francisco, CA     KBHK 44   2:30 PM
  Spokane, WA           ???? 9    8 AM
  Tampa, FL             ???? 38   2:30 PM
  Washington, DC        WFTY 50   6:30 AM
 - Sailor Moon Show Times and Channels

"Rin, pyou, tou, sha, kai, jin, retsu, sai, zen.  Akuryou taisan!"
 - Sailor Mars Paper Attack (Japanese)

 "akuryou taisan"
 - Words on Mar's Paper

 "evil spirit, begone"
 - Words on Mar's Paper

"Here goes nothing! HaAaAaAlLlLpP mEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeE!!!!! Eeee, aaaaa, 
gag."
'Serena!'
`We don't know her.`
"..."
 - Serena, Ami and Rei "Ice Princess"

"Oh, stuff it, Rei."
 - Serena "Ice Princess"

"Lightning Serena strikes again."
 - Mina "Ice Princess"

"Water smells weird."
'That's just the sulphur in the water. You'll get used to it, 
Sammy.'
`It's not so bad, smelling like rotten eggs.`
"..."
 - Sammy, his father, and Mom "Last Resort"

"Sea monster! With bad hair!"
 - Serena "Last Resort"

"Hello, Anderson residence."
 - Ami "Tuxedo Unmasked"

"Greg and I are just good friends."
"Ever hear of that river in Egypt? D.Nial?"
 - Ami and Lita "Tuxedo Unmasked"

"Errrr... it's her store..."
'Sorry. Didn't recognize you without PJs. So now, what do you know?'
`You sure talk fast.`
'Part of the job. So spill. Give me the goods on that wicked hissy fit 
the scouts were into when I walked in.'
`Um... I couldn't really say. Uh, must've had a post-burgulary shock or 
something. Serena, wait for me!!!`
 - Serena, Paparazzi and Molly "Fractious Friends"

"Ooooh! All right, that's it! You're not allowed to use my butt for practice kicks!"
 - Sailor Moon "Fractious Friends"

"Look at this shot! Serena, can't ever keep your jaw shut?"
'Excuse me?'
"Your mouth looks humongous in this picture!
'Oooooh, talk about a big mouth! Rrrrrrr......'
"Maybe it's the angle?"
 - Mina and Serena "Fractious Friends"

"I have a message for you from Sailor Moon"
'Sailor Moon. Really. Boy, her grammar's horrible.'
 - Serena and Paparazzi "Fractious Friends"

"Beryl's restless, Ninjana. What's up?"
'See for yourself, Malachite.'
"You're turning into a bat."
'Aren't you the snide-meister.'
 - Malachite and Ninjana "Fractious Friends"

"Check it out."
'Hmmm. She can't spell.'
 - Ninjana and Malachite "Fractious Friends"

"What are you doing here? If I'd have known you were coming, I wouldn't 
have wasted my time on this airhead."
'Who are you calling an airhead?'
"I'm sorry, must have been misquoted."
 - Sailor Moon and Ninjana "Fractious Friends"

"Bleach-head!"
 - Sailor Moon "Fractious Friends"

"Ha! She's past tense."
 - Serena "Fractious Friends"



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