Quotes

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The Road Of Life Is Filled With Squashed Rodents Who Couldent Make Up Their Minds.

Save The Trees...Wipe Your Ass With An Owl.

Bite me. Ill Bite Back.

No one's Perfect...But im So Close It Scares Me...

We are the next generation of musicicians, Polititians, and athletes. Are you scared yet?

Dare to be different...In a world where most things are the same.

Its better to let someone think your an idiot, than to open your mouth and prove it!

So your the bitch, that told the bitch, that im a bitch, so listen bitch, it takes a bitch to know a bitch, BITCH!

Cancel my subscriptions. Im over your issues.

Do I Look Like I Care?

Life Was So Much Easier When Boys Had Cooties And Clothes Didnt Match...

I see Stupid People...!!!

See my halo? Bright and shiny? Mess with me, ill kick your hiney!

Im not shy...I just dont like you!

My mom told me to never talk to strangers. So I no longer talk to myself...

Guys are like parking spaces...All the good ones are taken.

Guys are like public toilets...their ither taken, or full of crap.

Finnally! Here Lies *Nsync!!!

Mirrors dont talk. Lucky for you, they dont laugh!

Silence is golden...But shouting is FUN!!

Whatever dosent kill you, will only make you stronger.

Never say never...ah never...mind...

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you will land among the stars.