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Sorry for not updating, kidz, hee, I spelled kids with a z! LyKe, I'm SoOoOoO PuNx RoCk!

blah. It took me a really long time to write that sentence. I hate Avril. Grr and such. No real updates. went home from skool early today. I hope we have no school tomorrow. 2nd Semester starts Tuesday. No school Friday or Monday as well. Joy for all minions of the school of stupidness. I hate Ben. And Kayla. And Kevin O'Riley. Sorry Kevin, but you're annoying. Courtney is a nice moose. As well as Amanda from Texas. And Sonya. And many other peoples who I'm too tired to type about. I just deleted an entire 2 paragraphs. Damn. Well, better go. Also, sorry for being boring, but I'm too tired, and my life's too boring to have any good updates.

Steph

P.S- A guy at Common Cents said he saw me on T.V yesterday, and he asked me for my autograph. He was old, and he didn't giggle (er, laugh) at all, so I'm assuming he was serious. 16 days till my Birthday.

January 12th, 2003-11:52AM

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Steph says go here, or you shall be kicked swiftly in the ass. Hee.....

January 11th, 2003-12:36AM

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FUNNY FUNNY STUFF!(waterpyro is kevin O.)

Stephduck11: A jam banana is a banana that has the potential at some point in its banana-y future to become jam, and ALSO a banana who jams, as in, jams to music, Sisqo's Shakedown, etc. Banana jam is merely banana jam. Ew.

Waterpyro6918: YES you are correct

Stephduck11: Thanks for the clarification, yo. Shizzle my nizzle.

Stephduck11: Waterpyro6918:Please no, Steph. Your nizzle needs no more shizzeling. If that's even kinda a word.

Stephduk11: No way! The nizzle could always use more shizzling

Waerpyro6918: Can you shizzle someone else's nizzle, or just yor own?

Stephduck11: I think you can probably shizzle someone else's nizzle, but it would be very kinky.

Stephduck11: accually, I'm not sure you can shizzle your own nizzle. Someone else has to do it.\ Obviously, Kevin does not understand the meaning of "shizzle," or, for that matter, "nizzle." It means something along the lines of "tickle my fancy." (or, in other words, you find something amusing. Unless you have an Ed mind, in which case it's a kinky sexual act.)

Waterpyro6918:So it is not kosher to ask someone to shizzle your nizzle?

Stephduck11:No, I don't think so.

January 7th, 2003-6:32PM

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BAD BAD BAD BAD NEWS.

Steve, being unaware what she was doing, typed in "lethal stars" into the AOL search thinger, to see if they have my URL up yet. I see lethal-stars.tk, and am pleased, because it looks like mine, so I click it, and I find out it's part of FIRETHELASER.COM!!!! and I love that site, so I think that my name is quite copy-eske, so I'm having a CONTEST!!!!!! whoever thinks of a good site name, that contains the word 'lethal' in it, wins something. I donno yet. 5 bucks? 10 bucks? A visit from me? (looks in Spearfish Kevin's direction.....) I have no idea. but think of a name!

DISCLAMER: If I think of a better name first, none of you get a prize. mwahahahaha

January 6th, 2003-3:32PM

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LOL this was great. I got it right too, even though I think blink182 has probably fallen off the pop cliff farther than any other band, er, forrmer punk band. Unless you consider Avril a punk band, which she isn't, she's pop damnit!! righto.

well, guys, the little entry before this was completely pointless. I'm sure you've heard of the lady that says her and some other guy cloned a baby. Now, here's the deal: this is someone we've never heard of, that's head of a cult, and here's the kicker: She thinks all people were created by aliens. Or something close to that. Does anyone think this is true? I don't see why the press is making such a big deal. Jeez.

NOW, ON TO MORE PRESSING MATTERS. WHOEVER IT WAS, THAT CALLED BEN, AND ASKED HIM IF I'D GO OUT WITH HIM, YOU'RE DEAD. EVERYONE KNOWS I HATE HIM, SO IT WAS A PRETTY LAME JOKE, BUT A WONDERFUL IDEA IF YOU WANTED TO GET 7-15 PEOPLE PISSED AT YOU. I GIVE YOU KUDOS. ANWAY, I HAVE PEOPLE (and don't forget me! heehee) TRYING TO FIND OUT WHO YOU ARE, AND WHEN WE DO, WE'RE GONNA RIP YOU LIMB FROM LIMB. I'M OUT FOR BLOOD ON THIS ONE, KIDS.

*ahem* anyway, that's about all.... I haven't even started my mousetrap car for science, or my survey for math, so I'm screwed. Any of you Club Steve (and K! yay for Courtney!) people willing to help?

Steph says to click here, even though you have to shut down your computer to make it go away, (unless you have a spiffy new iMac, with the spiffy white screen, like I do, then you can force quit your Internet connection thinger. yay for apple!) January 3th, 2003-2:11AM

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Kiddos, the guestbook be broken, I think. If you can see the twiddly flip messages, or at least one of them, (IF YOU'D READ THE GODDAMMED GUESTBOOK, YOU'D KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!) Tis fixed.

also, now that I've caps lock'ed at you, I'm gonna tell you why I'm in a semi-bad mood.

I like one of the 3 Kevins. Yes, I know 3 Kevins, and they all could be brothers. Seriously, they all look pretty much the same.

We're gonna call them Kevin A, Kevin B and Kevin C.

Now, I really don't like kevin C all that much, because he calls me quite too often, and it's usually around 10AM. On weekends. That's inhumane.

Kevin B is okay. If he asked me out, I'd say yes, but the thing is, even tho I see him every day, I donno if I like him.

Kevin A- I've decided, Kevin A is quite awesome, if I do say so myself. I'm starting to fancy him quite much.(we have new people moving in the house next to us. they're from england. I spent 4 hours over their today, Hence why there are weird words every so often.) but, I digress. Kevin A I see every day as well, and he's quite nicer than Kevin B, but I have these troubles w/ deciding things, and this is mostly because I'm not like most people, and I don't like 8-10 people at a time, (FYI:I'm talking to Ben's Brother, and Kevin C' s brother.)because I'm weird like that, and I only can like 1 person at a time. Shut up. This little(by little I mean extremely not important) entry was stupid. well, stuff for you to read, at least. The site's back as well. the layout sucks, I'm getting a new one soon.

Steph

December 29th, 2002

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well, I'm updating to no one, so good for me. I have a new layout, made by ME! yay! hmmm..... today I went to courtney's and we played Monopoly w/ Drew, then we walked to kevin's house, to tell him I was selling cookies. (I'M NOT selling cookies, but it's a joke me and Courtney have.) But, when we got there, we decided that was a lame idea, so we told him we were gonna play Monopoly, until Courtney decided that Monopoly was a bad idea, so we ran thru her neighbors sprinklers, and yes, I know it's only 40 degrees, and yes, I knew it was a bad idea, considering I had to spend 3 hours in wet clothes, but I don't care. hmmmm..... what else. I finally got me my Alkaline trio CD I've been wanting. I got a Dropkick Murphy's CD too. Speaking of DkM's, Kevin was wearing a Dropkick Murphy's shirt today. Love him forever, I will. Heee. I love talking like that. like it a lot, I do. well, I must go to sleeeeeeeep now,considering I've gotten about 20 hours of sleep in the past 3 days.....I wanted to get 45.... I'm behind schedule.... hee hee Steph, having a schedule!that's funny....

moose

Steph the great.

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