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Hatcher's #22

(Sung To Tune Of Lou Bega's "Mambo #5)

Ladies and gentlemen, this is Hatcherís #22

One, two, three, four, five

Hatcherís on third, so címon, letís watch

Letís ride to the sports bar around the corner,

Hatcherís still staying on third base

But he really donít wanna

Taking a lead like he did last week,

Now heís taking off,

Because talk is cheap

He stole second, third, and now itís home

And as I continue, you know theyíre getting sweeter

So what can I do I really beg you and my Lord,

To Bill baserunning is just like sport, anything fly,

Itís all good, let him steal it

Please set in the trumpet

A little bit of Guzman on the mound,

A little bit of Borders behind the plate,

A little bit of Bruno up to bat,

A little bit of Hobson in the dugout,

A little bit of Gruber playing third,

A little bit of Burleson coaching third,

A little bit of Olerud down at first,

A little bit of Billy makes him safe at home,

Hatcherís #22

He jumps up and down and moves it down the line,

Nods his head to the sign,

Heís gotta make it on time,

Takes one step to home,

And then takes one more,

Pumps his arms and keeps his head down,

Puts his hands out and slides in home,

And if heís safe at the plate,

Then heís doing it right

A little bit of Guzman on the mound,

A little bit of Borders behind the plate,

A little bit of Bruno up to bat,

A little bit of Hobson in the dugout,

A little bit of Gruber playing third,

A little bit of Burleson coaching third,

A little bit of Olerud down at first,

A little bit of Billy makes him safe at home,

The ump,

The safe sign,

Hatcherís #22

A little bit of Guzman on the mound,

A little bit of Borders behind the plate,

A little bit of Bruno up to bat,

A little bit of Hobson in the dugout,

A little bit of Gruber playing third,

A little bit of Burleson coaching third,

A little bit of Olerud down at first,

A little bit of Billy makes him safe at home,

He does all,

To carry out his dream and slide on home,

He can run and he can slide,

Him and his team gonna touch the sky

A little bit of Guzman on the mound,

A little bit of Borders behind the plate,

A little bit of Bruno up to bat,

A little bit of Hobson in the dugout,

A little bit of Gruber playing third,

A little bit of Burleson coaching third,

A little bit of Olerud down at first,

A little bit of Billy makes him safe at home

Because I Stole Home
Oh, Billy!
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