Trouble with Tea time
By GoldenSenshi2002
It all started one peaceful day, when Ascott invited everyone over to his house for a tea party. Everyone had brought whatever they had promised to bring, when suddenly they all were being chased around by a pack of timber wolves. Causing Clef to lose his cape and Hikaru to drop the cookies she had brought. When Ascott finally saw them on the front lawn being chased about like this he asked them, "Did I forget to tell you about my new security system?"
Soon he was able to drive the timber wolves back into their pens and then invited all his friends in after making some serious apologies. And it all went down hill from there. They had all sat down at the coffee table and began to talk the politics of Cephiro like: How about that new Pillar?
It was then that Clef realized he had forgotten the cheese. "So whos turn was it to bring the cheese?" Caldina asked, calmly sipping her tea.
"Uhhh...ummm...." Clef mumbled.
Lafarga suddenly exploded, "You forgot the CHEESE?!!!!"
And proceded to strangle Clef. Presea and Umi managed to pry Lafarga off of Clef, and tied him to a chair.
"Still," Presea said, "We must punish Clef for forgetting the sacred cheese."
-dun du na da-
"Whos turn is it to be the judge this time?" Ascott asked.
"Ironically enough, its Clefs. However we'll have to let Fuu go." Lady Aska replied.
"Order in the court!! This is the case of the cheese lovers from Cephiro, Autozam, Chizeta and Fahren verses Guru Clef." Fuu shouted, "Who happens to be a cheese lover himself, but forgot it, Miss. Hikaru, your witness."
"Thanks, Fuu, for my first witness I call Bob the Timber Wolf."
"Mr. Bob, did you eat the defendents cheese?" Hikaru asked.
"RUFFF!WOLFF!RUFF!"
*translation: I can juggle using my tail*
"Miss. Hikaru, what did he say?" Fuu asked.
"He said that he did." Hikaru replied.
"Thank you Mr. Timber wolf."Fuu said.
"Wolf Ruff!"
*translation: I thought I saw a possessed penguin.*
"Hmmm?" Fuu asked.
"He said he was happy to be here today." Hikaru replied.
"Ahhhhh..." Fuu replied.
"No further witnesses." Hikaru said and gave Clef a high five.
"Miss. Tarta, your witness...." Fuu said motioning to Tarta.
"Thanks, your honor. My first witness is Geo of Autozam." Tarta said motioning towards Geo.
"Mr. Geo, is it true, that you were frat brothers with Mr. Clef in college?" Tarta asked.
"No way, I'm not that old!" Geo snapped.
"Then is it true that you and Mr. Clef got so stoned one night that you went into the girls dorm room and stuck their fingers in warm water while they were asleep!" Tarta accused.
"NO!!!!!" Geo shouted.
"Are you sure this is relevent to the case, Fuu?" Ferio asked.
"Hold on a minute, this is getting intresting..." Fuu said waving him off.
"Then is it true, that you stood me up last week so you could go and make out with my sister Tatra!!!" Tarta said and started to cry.
"Oh my god, how did you know?... I mean I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to! I mean...."Geo said trying to comfort Tarta but just made her cry more.
"WAHHHHHHH!!! YOU DON'T LOVE ME, GEO!!!!" Tarta cried.
"ohhhh-kayyy, then...uhhh..., fine then, Zazu your the new attorney for the cheese lovers." Fuu said.
"Ok, for my first witness I call,...ummm...Eagle Vision!" Zazu said.
"OK, Eagle Vision, if that is your real name, is it true that your wearing womans lingerie right now?"
Zazu asked.
"NO!" Eagle Vision shouted.
"What this got to do with anything?" Clef asked.
"I wonder why he's soooo touchy about the subject..." Zazu mumbled to Fuu.
"We'll trial him for that later." Fuu agreed.
"Ok, then thats all the questions I have for now." Zazu said.
"AGGGGHHHH!!! Tarta's trying to commit suicide!" Presea shouted.
"Tell her we're busy right now! But to try again later." Fuu said.
"Oh my god! You killed Kenny! You bastard!" Hikaru shouted at Lafarga.
"Don't you mean Clef?" Lafarga asked.
"Oh, my bad, well its ok then." Hikaru said.
"Hey, you guys I found the cheese in the closet where Tarta and Geo were making out in, anybody want some?" Sanyun asked.
"No." Everyone answered.
"Well Ascott, thanks for inviting us over! We all had alot of fun! Except for Clef...." Umi sighed.
"Ah, thats ok, we'll just gather the 7 dragonballs and wish him back to life." Ferio suggested.
"Wrong anime, dipstick." Ascott muttered.
"Hey you guys, I found the #4 dragonball! Hey, this isn't Master Roshi's, I thought the wolves were a bit out of place...." Goku said upon entering the house.
"Ok, maybe its not the wrong anime...." Ascott said.
"Reminds me of the time we put the girls fingers in warm water while they were sleeping..." Zazu said to Eagle Vision.
"So it was you guys, darn you!" Caldina shouted and chased Zazu around the house with a big mallet.
"Oh, and Eagles been wearing your clothes Caldina!!!!" Zazu shouted back.
"Zazu!!!!!! I thought I told you never to tell...I mean, thats a lie!!!" Eagle Vision shouted.
"Don't be so modest Eagle, you know you used to strut around in them all the time!!!!" Zazu shouted back, laughing.
"What?!!!!!" Caldina shouted and proceeded to beat the living shit out of Eagle Vision.
"Thanks again, for inviting us over Ascott, but I think I've had enough histerics for today." Hikaru, Umi and Fuu agreed.
Quietly the magic knights left the scene, leaving the secondary rayearth characters without a plot or a point.
The End
