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Part One
"Spike, duck!" Xander yelled.
The vampire responded by ducking and spinning around with a sweeping kick that
knocked the demon they were fighting off his feet where the blonde quickly
dispatched him.
Meanwhile, Xander and Tara were trying to hold their demon still enough for
Giles to skewer him. Luckily Spike was able to step in and neatly impale said
demon.
"I almost had him but thank you for your assistance nonetheless." Giles nodded
and straightened his jacket.
"Oh yeah, right mate, you almost had him. If I hadn't a stepped in you would
have stabbed the Whelp or Glinda Two." Spike smirked as he lit a cigarette.
"I'll have you know that I've been well trained in hand to hand combat and
Xander and Tara were in absolutely no danger from me." Giles huffed.
Xander and Tara exchanged a dubious look at this declaration.
Willow arrived with the Buffybot in tow and slightly out of breath. "Did we get
them? Oh, look, we did, eww." She wrinkled her nose at the still oozing remains.
"Are the suppose to decompose that fast?"
"I vote we move way, way over there, who's with me on this?" Xander held up his
hand and looked to the group for approval as he backed away.
The group quickly moved away with the Buffybot sandwiched between the witches.
"Did you get her patched Will?" Xander indicated the torn shirt on the robot.
Willow gave a nod and held up her handy glue gun. "Just call me the Martha
Stewart of the Hellmouth." She grinned. "You know though guys, we should figure
out a way to put her in mesh or something so that a skin tear wouldn't be so
obvious. I mean I can't keep sealing her up, especially in the middle of a
fight."
"Oh, oh, we could put her in biker leather and fishnets!" Xander bounced. "What!
Oh yeah, like I'm the only one right?" Xander met their scandalized stares, well
except for Spike who was grinning at him.
"Bit of the old Black Canary right pet?" Spike winked at him and Xander gave him
the thumbs up.
The girls just shook their heads while Giles tried to look disapproving.
"We are not putting the Buffybot in fishnets and a pushup bra." Giles stated
firmly.
"You know we'd have to glue her in to make sure everything stayed put in a
fight." Tara ventured shyly. Willow raised her eyebrows at her sweetie.
"Not, that, well, I'm not saying we should. It's just that they never make that
clear in the comic books. Its like gravity doesn't exist during those fight
scenes but that's because it's male artists and they don't really know how
breasts work." Tara ended her stammered explanation with a fierce blush.
"Tara, you closet comic book fan you. All right, I'm not the only one." Xander
enthused.
"You told me you were looking at those for class," Willow said in mock horror.
"I was, my modern writing class." Tara stammered.
"Right and Harris and I read Playboy for the articles." Spike said patting her
shoulder
conspiratorially.
"Yes, well as enlightening as all this is, I don't really think I need to hear
any more." Giles shook his head; discussions like these were just one of the
hazards of working with the young. He sighed, he'd been seriously considering
going back to England for a while but how could he leave people he'd come to
think of as his family? They all tried to act so grown up
but even the eldest, Spike and Anya still behaved like children at times.
He watched Spike showing Xander some silly putty he'd found or stolen somewhere.
The two young men stretched it out and then Spike vamped out and slapped the
pancake of silly putty to his face before quickly shifting his features back to
human. Xander peered carefully at the putty and then nodded his head in awe.
Spike smirked. Giles sighed to himself. "Don't
ask, just don't ask."
They all arrived back at the magic shop intact. Anya counting out the till for
the day while Dawn finished her homework.
Dawn looked up with a smile. "Hey guys."
Spike ruffled her hair gently as she pouted at him and attempted to smooth it
back into place. "I'm not a baby."
He stopped and gave her a measuring look. "No, you're a young lady. I should
start treating you like one." He said gravely and a little sadly.
"We can start small." She said hurriedly, biting her lip as she met his eyes,
"You know, make it easier on you."
He smiled, "Thanks Nibblet, that's good of you."
"Hey Anya, how's the take for tonight?" Xander leaned casually against the
counter.
"We did quite well, even taking into account the items that had to be marked
down from that damaged shipment." Anya neatly entered the final tally in her
laptop before closing out the program and powering down for the night.
She looked her former fiancée up and down, "You appear undamaged, good. Now that
you are back we can leave." She gestured to the other women. "We have a great
deal of studying to do for our mid-term." Anya began gathering up her backpack
and purse.
Ever since they had their 'talk' and decided that they needed to take a breather
in their relationship, Anya had mellowed considerably. Xander hadn't realized
how much strain they had both been under with the engagement and Glory and
everything else. Now that the engagement was off Anya had found an outlet for
her energies in college courses. She was studying Archaeology and was even in
some classes with Tara and Willow. The three women had actually managed to
become friends, real friends.
Xander shuddered inwardly; it was downright scary.
"Need me to walk you ladies home?" He asked with a smile.
"Thank you but no." She pulled out her taser. "I believe we can protect
ourselves. We are going to consume a great deal of sugar and caffeine and gossip
while studying together."
"Yeah and I get to help," Dawn added proudly.
"Should I be afraid?" Xander waggled his eyebrows suggestively.
"Yes, of course you should. We will be initiating Dawn into our secret female
organization and by this time tomorrow she will possess all the knowledge needed
to bring down the fall of male dominated society as you know it." Anya stared at
him and Dawn smiled sweetly.
"That's a joke right?" Xander asked. Willow and Tara waved good-bye as they
followed Anya and Dawn out the door.
He turned to Spike and Giles, "They were kidding right, right?" Spike patted him
consolingly as he steered him outside. Giles managed to look resigned.
"No, c'mon now, that was a joke right?" Xander continued protestingly as the
door shut on the retreating males.
Giles smiled to himself and then frowned deeply. On the counter was what
appeared to be a formal invitation addressed in a flowing script to "William the
Bloody and Mr. Alexander Harris". There was no return address. He was sure it
hadn't been there when they came in.
"What the Devil?"
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Part Two
"So are we on for tomorrow
night?" Xander asked Spike as the two made their way to Xander's apartment.
Xander had picked up a stick along the way and was parrying and thrusting at
various bushes and trees in mock swordplay.
Spike was watching him carefully as the boy fooled around. He was probably the
most accident-prone being on the face of the planet. Actually come to think of
it: he, Xander and a pointed stick in close proximity to each other was a poor
idea.
"Harris, you want to drop the stick mate?" Spike asked and then had to quickly
jump back as Xander whipped around. "Bloody Hell, whelp, put it down! Someone's
gonna get hurt!" Spike snapped.
"Whoops! Sorry Spike," Xander grimaced in embarrassment and carefully set the
stick on Mrs. Wolinski's lawn. "Just messin' around."
"Oh sure it's all just fun and games until someone loses their entire body," the
vampire grumbled.
Xander gave the blonde another sheepish look before his natural exuberance took
over and he started bouncing along, trying to walk backwards and carry on a
conversation at the same time.
"So, I got Dynasty Warriors 3 and the new snowboarding game; my snappy new
Playstation(tm) and I will be ready and waiting for you tomorrow night. You
bring
the beer and soda and I'll provide the pizza. Get ready to have your ass
kicked." Xander snickered condescendingly.
Spike just gave him his patented raised eyebrow look and said, "Tree."
"Wha?" Thunk! "Oww!" Xander rubbed the back of his head and gave the offending
tree a dirty look.
Spike gave a genuine full out laugh and just shook his head. "Harris, you're a
walking disaster."
Xander ducked his head and gave the vampire a rather shy smile. "Yeah, I know."
He kicked at the ground in an 'aww shucks' manner.
Spike stared at the young man's down bent head almost fondly for a moment before
shaking the feeling off. "Do not get attached to the human, give them even a
little encouragement and the next thing you know they're following you home." He
admonished himself.
The moment was broken by the dulcet tones of "Strangers in the Night" played out
on Xander's cell phone.
"Oi, I thought you were gonna change that?" Spike said in disgust.
"Hey, I have a very busy life firmly packed with responsibility. I'll get around
to it." Xander huffed. "Harris here. Hey Giles, long time no see. What's up?'
"A what?" Xander's eyebrows rose slightly before Spike snatched the phone out of
his hands.
"When did you notice it?" The vampire nodded while holding an irritated brunette
at bay as the boy tried to snatch his phone back.
"And it's addressed to both of us? Right, we're on our way back." Spike closed
the phone with a snap. Xander stared at him frostily. "What?"
"Where do I begin; the eavesdropping, the grabbing, the hijacking of my
conversation with Giles?" Xander shook his finger at the unrepentant blonde.
"Bad vampire, bad." Xander held out his hand, "Phone?"
"You gonna change the tune?" Spike held the phone just out of reach.
"Does it really bother you?" Xander asked with seeming sincerity.
"Yes," Spike said slapping the phone into the young man's hand.
"Then no, no I'm not." Xander smiled evilly.
Spike returned the grin with one of his own, "That's my boy," he said proudly.
They arrived back at the magic shop within a few minutes. Giles was staring
distrustfully at the envelope on his counter as if waiting for it to manifest
itself as something other than a piece of correspondence.
Spike walked up to the counter and picked up the envelope. As soon as he touched
it there was the faint chime of bells and a slight sprinkling of silvery dust
glittered through the air.
"That was pretty," Xander said as he and Giles peeked over the vampire's
shoulder. Spike just rolled his eyes.
"I say, I haven't seen a faerie blessed invitation since I was child." Giles
smiled reminiscently.
Spike just grunted and opened the enclosed card.
"Your presence is respectfully requested at the Naming Day celebration etc.,
etc., etc." Spike glanced at the young man peering over his shoulder. "Looks
like this is it pet. You fancy a trip to Brazil?"
"Really, I mean I can really go? Wow, way cool." Xander was absolutely beaming.
"Just a moment," Giles interrupted, "Naming Day celebrations, Brazil, Xander and
you?" The Watcher took a deep breath and removed his glasses for cleaning.
"Please explain."
Spike opened his mouth but Xander jumped in, the words tumbling over one another
as he tried to explain. "Well, it's the baby's Naming Day and I can't believe
that Nualla and Rolf actually invited me along with Spike although she did stay
at my apartment and all but then she left the next day after Rolf came and of
course they would invite Spike because the baby's father has to be there but I
didn't even think they would remember me although there was that entire
confusion about Spike and I being mated but we got that all worked out. I can't
believe they invited me." Xander sighed as he took the invitation from Spike's
hands and looked down at it with gratitude and a sweet smile. "Gosh, she sure is
a cute baby. What do you think they'll name her?"
He looked up to find Giles and Spike staring at him with varying degrees of
disorientation. Giles took another deep breath and continued to clean his
glasses as he turned to the vampire and inquired politely. "Naming Day
celebrations, Brazil, Xander and you?"
"Without going into too much detail, a couple of 'old friends' of mine and their
child were in town a few months ago. Harris and I did a little babysitting and
as a result we've been invited to the Naming Day celebration. 'Course they live
in Brazil, which is where I met them and the two o' us will need to go down
there or risk insulting a very powerful demon
leader and setting off a bloodbath that could bring about the end of the world
as we know it." Spike shrugged his shoulders nonchalantly.
Giles replaced his glasses and gave the vampire a disgusted look, "Do you expect
me to believe that?"
Spike smirked, "Well, I threw in the bloodbath bit but the rest of it's the
god's honest truth." Spike did his best to look sincere.
Giles watched Xander turning the invitation over in his hands and carefully
tracing his name written in gilt on the envelope. He was still smiling so
sweetly like he'd won first prize or been kissed by the prettiest girl in
school. Giles gave the boy a fond slightly sad smile then looked over at Spike
who was still attempting to look sincere.
"I want an itinerary laid out to the hour." Giles admonished the two young men.
They both nodded solemnly. "I mean it. I want phone numbers where possible and
responsible contacts in case of emergency. I want to know where you'll be and
whom you'll be with. I want a timetable that British Rail would be proud of and
I want it kept to; no gallivanting about."
The two continued to nod seriously. Giles fixed the
vampire with a stern look, "You will look after Xander
and make sure he comes to no harm."
"And you," he addressed Xander, "will pay attention to what Spike tells you.
He's and adult and used to travelling abroad." Giles closed his eyes briefly as
the magnitude of what he'd just said sunk in. "I must be mad," he muttered to
himself.
Xander nodded his head so quickly; the Watcher feared it might detach itself
from his body. " I promise Giles. You don't have to worry."
"Right, Rupert, not to worry mate. I'll make sure the lad stays out of trouble.
This is just a nice, quiet little civilized affair. Piece of cake." Spike nodded
confidently.
"Who are you calling 'lad', blondie?" Xander groused. "I can keep myself out of
trouble."
"You have to do what I say, the Watcher just said so." Spike smiled arrogantly.
Xander narrowed his eyes mutinously but then caught Giles' stare on him. He
smiled through gritted teeth.
"Shall we meet back here tomorrow? That should be enough time for you to make
travel arrangements." Giles addressed Spike.
The vampire nodded, "About sunset then?" He turned to Xander, "Vacation days
pet?"
"I'll arrange everything with work," Xander said haughtily, still annoyed at
Spike for his previous comments.
Spike just smiled to himself and gave the Watcher a wink before scooping up the
invitation and throwing an arm across the whelp's shoulder. "C'mon your
highness, growing boys need their rest."
Xander punched him in the ribs and Spike pretended to double over in pain
coaxing an unwilling laugh from the brunette.
"Jerk."
"Laddy."
"Idiot."
"Takes one to know one."
"I'm rubber and you're glue....."
"What have I done?" Giles rubbed the bridge of his nose. He suddenly froze as
part of Xander's previous babbling finally worked its way into his brain. "Good
Lord, did he say Spike was the baby's father?"
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Part Three
Nualla looked up from folding
diapers upon hearing the
faint tinkle of chimes. Oh how nice, William and
Xander had picked up their invitation. She did hope
that both of them would be able to come. Despite their
protestations to the contrary she thought that the two
would make a wonderful couple. She'd said as much to
Rolf on their way home. He'd given her a stern look
and warned her about mixing in the affairs of
vampires. She'd listened seriously then given him a
sunny smile and patted his arm. He'd sighed deeply
then tactfully changed the subject. Goodness he was
getting good at that.
She smiled fondly at her husband as he explained to an
apparently interested baby, the complex workings of
the new car seat he'd bought her. Nualla remembered
the conversation when it had arrived yesterday.
* * * * * * *
"Look Nualla, it's here!" Rolf beamed proudly as he
quickly opened a large wooden box and extracted a very
solid looking adjustable car seat. "Isn't it
beautiful?"
Nualla bounced the baby on her hip, as she looked the
contraption over warily. "It's a car seat." She stated
somewhat bemusedly.
"The finest most solid car seat the humans make. I
checked, this is the best one on the market today." He
shook it for emphasis, causing the straps to rattle a
bit. The baby giggled appreciatively.
"Look, she likes it." Rolf grinned at his daughter.
"But, Rolf, sweetheart, we don't have a car. We don't
even know anyone with a car." Nualla interjected
hesitantly. He was so proud of himself. She didn't
want to hurt his feelings. Ever since they'd returned
from visiting William, he'd become more confident of
her feelings for him. He'd grown closer and closer to
her and the baby. From being fearful of hurting the
baby or not doing the 'right' thing he'd become the
most attentive father any woman could want.
"Well, no, I know that, but well we might get into a
car someday before she's old enough and well, I
realized we didn't have a car seat." He began to look
crestfallen.
She came over and perched on his knee. "That's right,
human children need to be in car seats past the
toddler stage don't they?" She gave him a big kiss.
"What good thinking. I hadn't even remembered that."
Of course she had remembered that she was a several
hundred-year-old sprite with more than enough magic to
keep her child from being hurt in a car accident but
that wasn't important right now.
He gave her a sweet smile. "You think I'm being silly
and over-protective?" He asked.
"I think someone's being a wonderful father." She
turned to the baby, "What do you think? Is Daddy being
silly, is he?" She tickled the baby under the chin and
the little one burbled joyously. Rolf laughed and
hugged his family.
* * * * * * * *
She folded the last diaper. "William and Xander picked
up their invitation."
Rolf looked up and grimaced, "That's nice."
She merely smiled indulgently and picked up her market
basket. "I'll be back in a bit. Don't forget, she
needs her nap soon." She gave him a stern look.
He nodded absently as he and the baby studied the
diagram of how to adjust the car seat for growing
babies.
Nualla just rolled her eyes and headed to the market;
so much to do before the celebration; she certainly
hoped Xander came along with Will, it would make her
work that much easier. Trying to help relationships
along long-distance was very difficult.
* * * * * * * * * * *
It was just past sunset when Xander and Anya arrived
at the Magic Shop. He'd managed to get a whole two
weeks off because their next job wasn't going to start
on time. His boss was happy for him to take some
vacation time now rather than later. Spike had
explained that it would take close to three days to
get to Nualla's village. They were going to fly out of
Sunnydale Airport via a connection of Spike's and into
Mexico where they would refuel and then into Brazil.
They would then take a boat to the village.
Armed with that knowledge, Xander had spent the day
reading up on South America and Brazil. He'd then
called Anya, who'd stopped by and given him the
benefit of her not inconsiderable knowledge of what to
expect and who to expect.
She knew of Nualla by reputation although she hadn't
known she was married. Nor had she known that Spike
was one of her husbands. That piece of knowledge had
elicited a raised eyebrow from the ex-vengeance demon.
Xander felt slightly guilty about telling her, but
then figured he needed to know what to expect.
He packed his duffel bag while they chatted then sat
back and watched her re-pack his duffel bag. She'd had
him try on his best white shirt and dress pants and
then declared the shirt too tight, so it was off to
the store for a new one, a respectable tie and a pair
of comfortable walking sandals. He was admonished to
be careful of bugs, snakes and various other
creatures, some of which did not show up in his
guidebooks. Luckily, Giles had always insisted that
the Scoobies be up on every shot know to man, what
with all the various saliva, slime and blood they
encountered in their nightly patrols.
Because they were flying 'Air Spike', a passport
wasn't strictly necessary but Xander had one anyway.
He'd applied for it when he and Anya had been an item.
He'd hoped to take her to Mexico for their honeymoon.
She caught him staring at it rather sadly and after a
moment of silence, took it from his hands and slipped
it into his walking knapsack. She'd given him a brisk
pat on the arm and handed him a slip of paper with the
words to a summoning spell on it.
"Only use this in case of dire emergency." She said
very seriously.
"What will it do?" He asked rather hesitantly.
"It will summon a friend of mine who owes me a rather
large favor. I got rid of her rather large husband."
Anya smiled in fond reminiscence. She shook her head,
gave her ex-boyfriend an exacting once over and
pronounced him suitable for public.
Everyone else but Spike was already present when they
arrived. Giles had already filled in Willow, Tara and
Dawn and they were bursting at the seams with
questions. Giles too had a few more questions now that
he'd had time to digest last night's explanations. He
brought out a treatise on South American demon culture
and blanched when Xander pointed out Rolf's species.
Xander had also paled slightly after he'd finished
reading about these warrior demons that often served
as mercenaries. They were highly regarded for their
cunning and ferocity in battle along with their
occasional berserker rages. They seemed a lot like the
Vikings of the demon world.
The girls, who had been reading over his shoulder,
gave him a wide-eyed look of respect.
"Wow," said Dawn with awe, "One of them stayed at your
apartment? Wow."
Willow looked worried. "Are you sure you're going to
be okay Xander. I know you'll be with Spike and
everything but - wait a minute, what am I saying?
Xander are you really sure?"
"Don't worry Wills, Rolf's a pretty cool guy and
believe me Nualla is one tough cookie. I don't want
get into it here but let me just say, 'the female of
the species is more deadly than the male'. He nodded
sagely and tapped his nose with his index finger.
"Spike and I will be just fine."
"Course we will," said the vampire as he sailed in the
door with a small knapsack over his shoulder. "Just a
short jaunt to the next continent over; nothing to it
really." A somewhat hyper Spike waved his hand in the
air. "We take off at midnight Harris so, got your
gear, bags all packed? Is that what you're wearing for
the trip, why not just paint a bulls-eye on your
back?" Spike gestured to the bright Hawaiian shirt
decorated in multi-colored parrots.
"We are going to the jungle, I picked a jungle motif."
Xander huffed, "This is one of the few times that I
can blend in dressing like this." He indicated his
shirt proudly, "It says 'Tourist'."
"It says 'Lunch'," the vampire snarked back.
"Ah ha! You see the beauty of my plan. To anyone who
sees us we will simply appear as Master Vampire and
Snack." Xander beamed proudly. "It's the perfect cover
in demon territory."
"That's actually....," the vampire started.
"A very good plan, Xander." Giles finished looking
suitably impressed. "I say, 'well done.'"
The girls clapped as Xander gave them the royal wave.
"Thank you, thank you."
Spike snorted, "Right, well thought out plan. You just
came up with that, admit it."
Xander shook his head firmly, "Nope, did not."
"Did too."
"Did not."
"Did," Spike pouted
"Didn't." Xander sing-songed.
"Gentlemen, please," Giles intervened. "Now, Spike, if
you please, there is something I would like to ask you
about this child before you leave. If you would step
over here." The Watcher indicated the back table.
Spike frowned then grimaced. Giles had apparently
processed the Xander-babble from last night. Damn.
"Are you going to ask him about being the baby's
father?" Anya asked looking up from Xander's knapsack,
which she and Dawn were filling with snack foods and
disposable cameras.
"Oh," said Willow.
"My," said Dawn.
"Goddess," said Tara
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Part Four
"You're a dad?" Dawn stared hard
at the annoyed blonde
who was in turn glaring at Xander. Dawn put a stop to
that by walking right up and slapping him on the arm,
hard.
"Oww, Nibblet!" Spike actually looked shocked, as did
everyone else in the room.
"You told Anya and you didn't tell me?" Dawn looked
outraged.
Faced with a highly irritated teenager, Spike rubbed
at his arm in an apparent bid for sympathy, "I didn't!
It was the whelp!" He pointed at Xander. "Or maybe,
the Watcher!" He swung around in accusation. "Oi,
let's have it! Who spilled their guts?"
Giles drew himself up to his full height, "I've never
'spilled my guts' in my life but that does answer my
question to a certain extent. So, you were simply
babysitting for old friends eh? Yes, well, obviously
quite good friends."
"Well no one spilled their guts to me, at least not
literally, although Xander did mention that you were
married to Nualla. I just assumed that the baby must
be yours. " Anya interjected then blinked as everyone
who hadn't already been aware of that titbit of
information turned to stare at the ex-demoness.
"Marriage and then babies; as if I couldn't figure
something like that out on my own." Anya tipped her
chin regally.
"So it was you, Harris!" Spike nodded his head, "I
should've known."
"Wait a minute! You can't nail me for telling Anya
after I already told Giles last night and you were
here for that!" Xander defended himself energetically,
at least until Willow stepped up and smacked him on
the arm.
"Oww, what was that for?" Xander whined.
"You knew that Spike was a dad and married and you
didn't tell me?" Willow gave him her version of puppy dog eyes. "I'm just a little hurt." Tara gave her
a squeeze and frowned deeply at Xander and Spike.
"Right, that's it, there will be no more hitting, by
anyone. Is that understood?" Xander recognized that
Spike was using his Master Vampire voice to get his
point across and to give him his due it did sound just
as imposing as the last time the brunette had heard
it. Unfortunately, this time around it was completely
wasted on a Watcher, two witches, an ex-demoness and a
teenage girl. Everyone simply snorted and waited for
an explanation.
Spike sighed in resignation before he began. "Fine,
I'm married and yes I have a daughter. Xander and I
are going to Brazil for her Naming Day celebration. I
never told you because I hadn't seen her mother in two
years and before you start asking, no, I did not
abandon a pregnant forest sprite with a baby. She got
married, before I left, to her second husband, the
demon of her dreams. He's a complete pillock but
that's not the point." Spike had drawn himself up to
his full height, playing to the crowd. "The point is
that I didn't tell you because it's not really any of
your business."
"Now, are there any other bloody questions?" He
snarled, his eyes glinting with just a hint of gold.
"Do you have any pictures?" Dawn ventured, seemingly
unimpressed with her friend's mood.
"What? No, I don't have any pictures!" The vampire's
voice had risen slightly.
"No baby pictures at all?" this in a soft, slightly
scandalized tone of voice from Tara.
Spike stared nonplussed into the faces of three
shocked women, Hell, even Anya looked vaguely
disapproving. Bloody Hell! He took a mental step back,
cautiously assessing the situation. It was at this
point that Xander and of all people, Giles, came to
his rescue.
He felt Harris step up behind and put a hand on his
right shoulder and Giles move up on his left. It was a
bit of a male bonding moment and Spike felt his inner
demon grimace. On the other hand, beggars can't be
choosers.
"In Spike's defence he was little busy when the baby
was last here; thank goodness you've packed all those
disposable cameras. I'll be sure to take just tons of
pictures at the ceremony." Xander smiled
ingratiatingly, "As long as someone doesn't object and
say, rip my arm off. Will that do it for you ladies?"
Dawn stepped forward and gave the wary vampire a hug.
"I'm sorry I smacked you and I bet she's just the
cutest thing if she looks anything like you." She
stared up at him from under her lashes.
"All right, you're forgiven but don't do it again."
Spike growled. Bloody Chit! When he got back they were
going to have a talk about respecting your elders.
Although that was a healthy punch, got quite a good
right hook, the Nibblet did.
"I'm sorry too," Willow gave Xander a hug and a smile.
"I was just feeling a little, jealous, I guess." She
swallowed hard and turned to the blonde. "You're
right, it's not really any of our business if you're
married and have a baby." Willow stopped and turned to
Tara who was giving her a look like, 'who are you and
what have you done with my girlfriend?'
"What am I saying, of course it's our business. I
don't care if it sounds nosy, is anyone else hiding
any other deep dark secrets?" Spike opened his mouth
but the young witch held up her hand, "And no I don't
mean about having dispatched hundreds of people in
disgusting or," she gave a nod to Anya, "highly
inventive ways. I mean does anyone else have any
marriages or children they want to tell the group
about?"
Everyone nervously looked around the room for the
space of a few heartbeats and then shrugged. Willow
gave a brisk nod, "Well then good, good. I'm glad we
were able to clear the air."
"Are we done bonding?" Anya asked. "Because we need to
start for the airport. I just don't want to do anymore
bonding in the enclosed and relatively small space of
my SUV." She looked about hopefully and then gave a
slight smile. "Good."
"Stick a fork in me and call me done," Xander quipped.
"I'll stick a fork in you all right," The vampire
grumbled.
"Are you going to sulk all the way to Mexico?" Xander
admonished the blonde.
"I might," Spike snapped, still a little miffed at
Xander. He wasn't even sure why he was annoyed. It was
just something about Xander and Anya having been
comfortable enough with each other for Xander to tell
her about Spike, it just rubbed him the wrong way.
"I brought my extra Gameboy(tm)," Xander coaxed. He
still felt a little guilty for having told Anya about
Spike, just a little disloyal to the vampire although
he felt better about clearing the air. Willow was
right; these little secrets didn't do anybody any
good. Witness Spike's use of them to sabotage the
Scoobies during the Adam affair. Nope, talking was
good.
Spike gave him a sidelong glance, "I get first choice
of games." Xander dropped his mouth open in mock
outrage.
"Oh all right you big baby."
"And the window seat for the first part of the trip."
The blonde raised an eyebrow at Xander's indignant
gasp. "Take it or leave it."
"You have no shame do you?" Xander stared at the
smirking blonde.
"Very little mate, very little. I'm being seen with
you in that shirt aren't I?" Spike snickered, mentally
adding a 'one' to the score he kept in their ongoing
repartee.
Xander at a loss for words merely sneered.
They all piled into Anya's car and after the initial
jostling for the shotgun seat got settled for the trip
to the airport. Dawn had manage to seat herself next
to Spike and slipped him two thermoses; one filled
with blood and one with hot cocoa and a packet of
mini-marshmallows. "Just in case," she'd whispered. He
kissed the top of her head softly.
They arrived at the airport with twenty minutes to
spare. To his credit, the vampire had actually
prepared an itinerary for the Watcher as asked, never
mind that he wouldn't keep to it. It was the bloody
thought that counted, right?
The Scoobies followed the intrepid travellers out to
the far end of the runaway where they encountered a
piece of machinery right out of a World War II film.
It was a large propeller driven cargo plane with the
picture of a buxom beer drinking demoness in a
revealing red dress painted on the side.
"Good Lord!" Giles intoned and the girls nodded in
silent agreement.
"Maurice!" Spike shouted. "C'mon mate where are you?"
"Spike, mon ami, I am here. Where else would I be?"
Xander blinked, then blinked again. He swallowed. He
and the rest of the Scoobies were faced with something
that resembled a cross between Oz on his wolfier days
and a World War I flying ace. Maurice was big, furry
and yet surprisingly dapper. He sported an aviator's
cap perched on his head at a jaunty angle and a
leather-flying jacket. A rather dashing red scarf
completed the demon's entire ensemble.
"Spike!" He dragged the vampire into a hug, kissing
both cheeks. "You are looking surprisingly well."
Spike scowled albeit patiently.
Maurice turned to the women with a gleam in his eye,
"And these must be the delightful young women I have
heard so much about. Enchanted, absolutely, enchanted.
And from what I've heard I could be meaning that
literally, yes?" He bowed to the witches and kissed
their hands with old world charm. Willow giggled like
a schoolgirl while Tara blushed bright red and smiled
shyly.
Maurice turned to Spike, "Absolutely charming." Spike
rolled his eyes.
Maurice then turned with grave courtesy to Anya,
bowing deeply as he took her hand, "Madam, I am honoured." Anya gave a stately nod and a pleased little
smile.
"And this must be Dawn." He held out his arms, "Aptly
named though Aurora herself could not hold a candle to
you mademoiselle." Dawn looked bemused but accepted
the compliment with a grace beyond her years.
It gave Spike a pang in the region of his heart, if
he'd had one. He'd just caught a glimpse of his Little
Bit full grown.
Maurice then turned to Giles giving the Watcher a firm
handshake. "Sir, I salute you."
"Yes, well, thank you." Giles said, sounding very
British.
"And you must be Xander." Maurice clapped tow furry
paws on the still stunned young man's shoulders,
kissing at both cheeks. "It will be my pleasure to
escort you and Spike safely to Brazil." He gestured to
his plane.
"You have ten minutes to make your farewells. Do not
worry, Yvette and I have never lost a passenger,
willingly." He mounted the stairs to the cockpit
stopping at the top to give a final salute, "Adieu!"
"Wow!" Dawn said in awe. "He's totally..."
"Yeah, he's a bit barmy but a hell of pilot. Well,
right then, let's try to keep the sentiment to a
minimum shall we. I don't think my demon can take much
more hugging and goodwill." Spike clapped Giles on the
shoulder, shook hands with Anya and the witches and
suffered through a final hug from Dawn before mounting
the stairs to the plane.
"Hurry it up whelp. Night's a wasting." Spike yelled
over his shoulder.
Xander felt the butterflies in his stomach flutter
even more wildly but still managed an excited smile.
"Well this is it. I'm off."
"Be careful and don't forget, dire emergency." Anya
kissed his cheek as she whispered the reminder in his
ear.
"You are so lucky," Dawn groused good-naturedly as she
hugged him.
"Have a wonderful time and be careful," Tara gave him
a careful hug.
"Yes, well I expect you to keep your wits about you
Xander. I believe Spike will do his best but, well,
best to be prepared." Giles shook his hand before
Xander grinned and pulled him into a hug. "If you get
into any trouble, just call please." Giles added.
"Not to worry Giles." Xander gave him thumbs up.
He and Willow looked at each other for a moment before
grinning at each other goofily. "I got you a pre-paid
phone card with enough money on it to make a couple of
long distance calls and I wrote the country codes on
the back and I laminated the instructions for making
an international call." She handed him the card and
instructions before giving him a fierce hug.
"I expect you to be careful Mister. Don't make me come
looking for you." She gave him her resolve face.
He grinned, "I'm Mr. Careful, Wills. I'm so excited. I
think I'm going to be sick." He blanched slightly and
held his stomach.
"Oh, I almost forgot," she handed him a small pouch.
"This is something we made up for motion sickness,
just inhale and you'll be fine."
"Harris!" Spike's voice could be heard from the plane.
Xander gave everyone a final wave from the top of the
stairs and then stowed his gear and took his seat next
to Spike. The vampire gave him a look and they settled
in as the stairs were drawn up and the engines
started.
Xander took a deep whiff of the herbs in the pouch
he'd been given and felt filled with serenity and
clarity of thought. Wait a minute.
"Spike, did Maurice say something about not losing a
passenger willingly?"
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Part Five
They were two hours into the
flight and the immediate
excitement of long distance travel had subsided to a
slight case of boredom. Xander and Spike had played
their computer games and had graduated to cards,
cribbage to be precise. Xander could actually play a
pretty mean hand of just about any card game owing to
a cardsharp of a grandmother. He learned a fair amount
about card counting, bluffing and cheating at her
knee. Thus, he was able to give the vampire a run for
his money and spot at least half of Spike's attempts
at cheating.
"Put that ace back!" Xander snapped for the third
time.
Spike grumbled but didn't even try the 'who me' look
anymore. A steely-eyed mortal who took his cards
seriously had replaced Donut-boy. Spike wouldn't admit
it out loud but he was having fun. He was also
contemplating a side trip to Rio and the casinos for
him and the boy. The casino owners usually frowned
upon vampires cruising the game tables unless they
were intent on playing. Now, all he had to do was come
up with enough cash for a grubstake and they could be
talking about some serious money.
"Why do you even bother cheating? It's not like we're
playing for real money." Xander huffed as he
rearranged his cards.
"What d'ya mean not real?" Spike worked a sucker
around in his mouth. Maurice had absolutely refused to
let him smoke on board owing to a small fire that had
occurred on a previous journey. Spike had pointed out
that it had been Dru and not him but Maurice remained
firm.
Xander gave him a slightly disgusted look, "Oh yeah,
we're playing for real money and I really owe you," he
checked the score sheet, "One million, four hundred
and sixty-three dollars."
Xander shook his head, "Less of course the amount that
you owe me so that would actually bring the tally down
to seventeen dollars. Will you take a check?" Xander
laughed softly at the vampire's sucker distorted
sneer.
Spike growled before pulling the sucker out of his
mouth and yelling, "Oi Maurice, how about some service
back here?" Spike smiled evilly at the Scoobie, "I'm
getting peckish, might have to eat your other
passenger."
The furry pilot appeared shaking a finger at the
vampire as he stalked by on his way to the back. "For
shame! To even joke about such a thing; there will be
no eating of passengers on board."
"Yeah, shame on you!" said an aggrieved Xander. "Is
that a UFO?" Xander's eye's widened as he glanced out
the window.
"Wha?" Spike turned to look then whipped back to stare
suspiciously at the artlessly smiling human.
"Must have been a trick of the light." Xander blinked
innocently.
"Just like that fighter plane you spotted earlier eh?"
Spike snorted derisively.
The human nodded solemnly.
They quickly finished out the hand with Xander
winning, just barely. Spike cocked an eyebrow at him
as he saw the cards in his hand. Harris had picked up
the King of Clubs that Spike had palmed to the bottom
of the deck. Xander just smiled.
Maurice returned dressed in a white dinner jacket with
small towel draped over his arm and wheeling a cart
bearing the before dinner drinks and hor d'ouvres.
"For mon ami Spike, a nice O negative and an excellent
merlot." He presented the vampire with a crystal
goblet. The vampire took a small sip; his eyes flashed
gold briefly before he nodded. The pilot smiled.
"And for you m'sieur, we have a small but
distinguished choice of micro brews or your favourite
soda pop." Maurice gestured proudly to four brightly
colored bottles.
"Oh this is just so cool." Xander enthused, "I'll try
that one."
"Excellent choice monsieur. I think you will find that
it compliments both of tonight's dinner choices. I'll
leave you to enjoy your drinks. I will return to take
your dinner orders momentarily." He set the hor
d'ouvres tray within easy reach before leaving the men
to their cocktails.
Xander stared at the assorted offerings with something
approaching awe. Spike hid a smile as he leaned back
in his seat. Watching Harris, he was reminded of his
first trip abroad. His family hadn't been able to
afford the entire Grand Tour but he had gone to Italy
for several months. It had been a very enlightening
experience. He'd been so worried he'd do or say the
wrong thing at first. Luckily his cousin Bertie had
taken him under his wing and smoothed over any minor
mishaps. That's precisely what he was going to do for
the lad.
Xander hesitantly reached for a puff pastry. Spike
laughed out loud at the look of rapture on the human's
face as he bit into the snack. "Oh, Spike, this is
wonderful. It's some kind of fruit, nut, meat thing."
Xander swallowed and gave a contented sigh. He stared
at his friend for a long moment. "Thanks, for bringing
me. I mean that. This is just great." Xander said
sincerely. He gave the vampire a big grin before
snatching a mushroom cap.
"Yeah well, Nualla have my hide if I didn't bring you,
probably never hear the end of it." Spike muttered
awkwardly.
Xander just laughed at the uncomfortable blonde.
Maurice returned and took their dinner orders and
handed out small scented towels. It was then that
Xander started to feel a twinge of panic. When the
meal arrived it was on a cloth draped cart with china
plates and real crystal glasses. It was the most
elaborate place setting that Xander had ever seen. He watched Spike taste the
dinner wine and nod his
approval. He'd never imagined his friend in this type
of setting. Spike seemed perfectly at home. Xander
tried not to squirm. He felt grubby and a bit like a
poor relation.
Spike, picking up on the human's sudden distress,
caught his eye and winked. "Soddin human meals, all
these utensils and such when all you really need are
these," he said briefly flashing into game face and
showing an impressive array of fangs.
The awkward moment was broken as Xander wrinkled his
nose in disgust and Maurice rolled his eyes
delicately. Spike just laughed and then went on to
explain in humorous detail about place settings and
just how large they could get. Xander was completely
relaxed and in a very jolly mood by the time the meal
was done.
Maurice cleared away the dinner cart and returned with
after dinner brandy and some fine cigars. Xander was
in a very mellow mood from the food and half glass of
wine he'd had with his meal. The pilot poured him just
a touch of brandy and handed him a cigar. Spike raised
an eyebrow inquiringly.
"Going to let me smoke it then mate?" The vampire
asked hopefully.
Maurice nodded an affirmative and took a cigar and
seat for himself. "If you have no objection?" He asked
Xander. Xander quickly shook his head. He stared at
the cigar with indecision; he didn't want to insult
the pilot but he wasn't a smoker. Spike again came to
his rescue.
"A man should always have a cigar on hand, mate. You
never know." The vampire said patting his own pocket.
Maurice nodded in agreement as he settled comfortably
into his chair.
"So Xander, Spike tells me that you were born and
raised on the Hellmouth? You must have some
fascinating stories to tell." Maurice smiled
encouragingly at the nervous young man.
Xander flushed in embarrassment. He looked at Spike
entreatingly but the vampire just gave him a calm
look. "Yeah, Xander's got some great stories. C'mon
mate, tell him the one about the Porak demon we took
on." Spike turned to the pilot, "I took him out but
Xander here gave me a bit of a hand." Spike propped
his feet up and took a sip of his brandy.
"What?" the human gasped in outrage. "A bit of a hand,
you were about to be skewered!"
Spike shook his head condescendingly. "That's not how
I remember it." He tapped his forehead and gave the
pilot a knowing look. "The lad's taken a couple of
hits to the head over the years - memory's not what it
should be for a young man." He winked at the human who
was doing a good imitation of a gasping fish. "Sad
really, close your mouth luv, you'll catch flies."
Xander, now completely over his shyness turned to the
grinning pilot, "Let me tell you what really
happened." He embarked on a highly entertaining
version of the Porak demon story as well as several
other amusing anecdotes of life on the Hellmouth.
Spike watched the human loosen up and bask in the
approval of his audience. He felt almost proud of the
boy before giving himself a mental shake. He was all
ready far too attached to humans for his own good and
now he was feeling proud? "I've really got to start
hanging out with more demons," he sighed to himself.
Maurice was laughing softly and turned to the pensive
vampire. "I like your friend. It is a pleasure to have
a civilized conversation. Ah, Yvette and I don't have
too many passengers who like to engage in those."
"Yvette's a beautiful name for her." Xander
complimented.
"Oui, my beauty," the pilot said proudly patting a
chair lovingly. "We have been together for years she
and I."
"Well she's a great plane, really." Xander looked
around with interest. He felt wonderful and it wasn't
just the brandy or at least not completely. It was the
conversation and the camaraderie. Here he was, Xander
Harris, drinking brandy and being witty and even, dare
he think it, a bit sophisticated. He didn't think he
was the screw up kid he'd been in high school anymore.
He didn't think it, not consciously anyway but deep in
his heart he'd always wondered if anyone outside of
his friends would really like him; want to spend time
with him. Granted he was talking about sprites and
demons and vampires, oh my! Xander laughed at himself.
"Hey, at least I've finally got male friends."
Xander refocused on his companions. Spike was smirking
at him in that way that always meant trouble and
Maurice was looking perplexed.
"What, what did I say?" Xander quickly reran the
previous conversation in his mind.
"We're flying Yvette all right pet, but she's not a
plane." Spike told the worried young man almost gently
then ruined it but doubling over in laughter at the
look on his face.
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Part Six
Spike had been laughing on and
off for over fifteen
minutes. He would quit and then catch Xander's eye and
be off on another bout of evil giggling. "Oh mate," he
kept saying, "You should have seen the look on your
face."
Xander gave him a mock growl. "Yeah, like of course I
knew that we were flying around in a large, 'usually
docile' shape changing demon. Maurice thought I was an
idiot."
"Well, you're Hellmouth born and bred. You should have
a sixth sense for these things." The vampire retorted
virtuously. "You should know to look beyond surface
appearances."
Xander "pshawed" him; "Thank you Master Po for that
lesson on Zen and the Art of Demonology."
Spike gave him the two-fingered salute.
Xander narrowed his eyes then reached forward and
rapped the vampire gently on the top of his head. "How
would I know that Spike? No one would know that Spike.
This comes under the heading of things Xander needs to be told, okay? Besides, I
know you did it just to
freak me out." He finished muttering under his breath.
Spike tried to keep a straight face but lost the
battle and started laughing again.
Xander raised one eyebrow, "Anytime you want to stop
giggling hysterically is just fine with me."
Spike widened his eyes in shock, "Oi, I'm a Master
Vampire! We don't giggle!"
Xander gave an exaggerated yawn then fixed the 'Master
Vampire' with a bored stare. "Son, I was possessed by
a hyena for several days and let me tell you if
there's one thing I recognize, it's giggling." Xander
nodded wisely.
"Possessed by a hyena? Yeah all right, that would
explain it." Spike said seriously.
Xander stared at him suspiciously, "Explain what?"
"Well, that smell of wet dog you sometimes have after
a shower. Don't tell me no one's ever mentioned it?"
Spike managed to look stunned while hiding a smirk.
"I do not smell like a wet dog." Xander snapped.
"You're making that up."
"No, of course you don't. I was just joking." The
blonde said soothingly reaching forward to pat the
boy's knee making 'there there' noises.
"Just you wait, I'll get my revenge and it won't be
pretty." Xander retorted ominously.
Spike sighed deeply, "What have I told you about
telegraphing your intentions?" Spike shook his head.
"You lot, what am I going to do with you? I'm not
going to always be around you know." Spike gave the
boy an almost brooding stare.
"Damn it all, I've gone and gotten attached. I knew
this was going to happen. Spike you idiot! If you had
any sense of survival left you'd ditch the kid in
Brazil and make a run for it." The vampire snarled to
himself.
Xander reached forward and hesitantly put a hand on
the vampire's arm, giving it a quick pat. "We're lousy
fledges, huh?" Xander gave the vampire a tentative
grin.
Spike returned the smile reluctantly, "The worst."
"Hey, what you said, about not always being around,
you don't mean like soon or anything, do you?" Xander
asked a little worriedly. "You just meant, like
someday, right?"
Spike stared into the earnest, anxious eyes of the
young man across from him and mentally threw up his
hands in defeat. "Yeah pet, I just meant someday."
Xander felt himself relax, "Okay then, that's all
right." He smiled in relief a little surprised at just
how comforted he felt that he wouldn't be losing the
blonde any time soon. Spike had turned to stare out
the window pensively and Xander searched for something
to cheer his friend up.
"Hey Spike, bet you don't know what the conventional
long name of Brazil is?" Xander sing songed.
"But you're going to tell me whether I want to hear it
or not, aren't you mate?" Spike turned long-suffering
eyes on the brunette.
Xander smirked at him, "Federative Republic of
Brazil." Xander leaned back in his seat and propped
his feet up. "Yup, Brazil only slightly smaller the
United States and the largest country in South America
received its independence from Portugal on September
7, 1822. Portuguese is the national language followed
by Spanish, English and French."
Spike's head dropped back in despair, "Oh Lord, stake
me now. This is your revenge innit?"
Xander waggled his eyebrows and cackled gleefully.
"Did you know that the rivers come in three colors in
Brazil? Yes indeed, green, white and black. Let me
explain to you about how sediment and organic matter
cause these color changes." Xander lectured in his
best Giles' voice. Spike just groaned.
* * * * * * * * * * * *
Xander had enjoyed tormenting the vampire for a good
half hour before Maurice's voice came over the
intercom announcing that the would be landing for refuelling in Mexico and could they please fasten their
seatbelts.
They touched down at a small conventional airport.
Xander wasn't sure what he'd been expecting, something
more exotic perhaps but this looked just like
Sunnydale Airport except that everything was in
Spanish.
Maurice lowered the stairs and told them they had time
to get out and stretch their legs. It would take
Yvette about thirty minutes to 'refuel' and then they
would begin the final leg of their journey.
Xander stifled a yawn and headed across the tarmac
toward the small terminal in search of caffeine. Spike
stayed to talk to Maurice.
Even though it was the middle of the night there were
a surprising number of people in the little terminal.
Some were human and some weren't. Xander spotted three
vampires right off the bat but aside from a cursory
look they ignored him. There were two demons whose
species he didn't recognize sitting quietly in the
corner. The female appeared very pregnant and was
passing the time knitting what looked like a very long tube while the male was carefully ripping newspaper
into long strips and putting them in a paper bag.
Xander frowned but then just mentally shrugged his
shoulders and continued his search. He failed to
notice a furtive little rat faced demon dressed in a
cheap white suit watching him in his search for
caffeine.
He passed a Fyarl demon using the pay phone in the
corner. Next to it was a huge stuffed teddy bear with
a big pink bow tied around its neck. Xander continued
walking, ah ha, you could always find a concession
stand. He ordered the largest soda they had; there was
a little confusion over pesos but he got it sorted
out. If he knew Spike, and he liked to think he did,
the vampire hadn't thought to get any money exchanged
before they'd left. Xander grimaced; it was very
possible that Spike hadn't brought any money at all.
He started to amble back to the plane when he noticed
a man standing in the corner apparently talking into
the lapel of his trench coat. The man immediately quit
when he caught Xander looking at him.
"Hey, how's it going?" The guy, young and clean cut
asked with a pleasant smile.
"Fine thanks. You?" Xander answered.
"Just great. Well, I gotta go. Be seeing you." The man
gave him a friendly wave and quickly slipped into the
women's bathroom.
Xander's eyebrows raised as he waited for any
forthcoming shrieks, before he slowly backed away
shaking his head. "There are some very strange people
in this terminal." He muttered to himself.
He found Spike and Maurice bent over one of Yvette's
wheels.
"Is everything okay?" Xander peered over their
shoulders.
"Everything is fine my friend. We are just being
careful. Yvette is not as young as she used. Of
course," the pilot gave a fatalistic shrug, "neither
am I." Xander laughed.
"Hey Spike, there are some really odd people here.
There was a guy in there talking into his coat. Very
hush, hush. I think he was a spy or something." Xander
slurped his soda.
Spike was still bent over the wheel, "Yeah mate?
That's nice."
Xander glared at the vampire's back. "You're not
listening to me are you?"
"What pet?" Spike pointed out a rough patch on the
tire and Maurice nodded his agreement.
Xander snorted and was about to make a scathing remark
when he caught sight of vending machine across the
tarmac promising American chocolate. His eyes lit up
and the vampire was quickly forgotten.
"Don't wander off mate. We're going to be leaving
soon." Spike admonished the empty space Xander had
just occupied.
"Let's see, I think I have enough change." Xander
mumbled to himself. "Oh damn!" Xander bent over to
pick up the coins he dropped when he heard a loud bang
and the vending machine in front of him gave a
strangely human groan before disgorging numerous candy
bars and gummi babies in its death throes.
Xander looked up in shock to see large hole where his
head had been only moments before. "Hey? Hey!" Xander
yelled as he realized that for the first time in his
life, someone was shooting at him. He tossed his coke
and hit the dirt rolling behind some trashcans trying
to figure out who was shooting at him and why.
Spike's head jerked up when he heard the first shot.
He and Maurice shared a quick look as they rolled for
cover behind Yvette's tires: Spike desperately trying
to locate Xander. He spotted the boy hunkered down
behind some trashcans. Spike snarled in frustration
because of course Xander wasn't just hiding like a
smart human, oh no, he kept trying to sneak quick
peeks to see who was firing at them.
Maurice hissed at the vampire and pointed. They saw
three of four demons being directed by a creature in a
rumpled white suit. Spike's eyes narrowed and he
hissed in anger. "Bloody Hell, Ernie, that little rat
faced bastard!"
The ground was peppered by a round of semi automatic
gunfire as Spike slipped into gameface. Maurice got
the vampire's attention again and pointed upwards
before patting the tire before him. There was a soft
chugging noise as the engines came to life.
Spike nodded to the pilot. He needed to get Xander and
get out of here. It was obvious Ernie wasn't trying to
kill them probably just keep them here until more of
his goons arrived. Spike watched Maurice slowly change
color until he blended in with the tarmac so well that
even with vampiric sight it was hard to spot him.
Maurice slowly made his way to the cockpit. Now, to
get Harris and get out of here before the
reinforcements came.
Xander saw Spike crouched behind the plane wheel. He'd
seen Maurice too but now the pilot seemed to have
disappeared. He must have gotten inside and started
the engines. That meant they had to leave now. He
couldn't figure out why these guys with guns weren't
just rushing them. Of course guns didn't really bother
vampires, although they hurt and maybe guns didn't
bother Maurice at all. Great, he was the only lucky
target that could bleed to death or be used as a
hostage. Right Xander, time to call on any of that old
soldier training still left in the brain and move it.
Spike sorrowfully pulled out his whiskey flask. "Sorry
luv, I know we've been together for years but 'needs
must'." He gave the container a last kiss before
tearing off a piece of his tee shirt and stuffing it
into the neck of the flask and pulling out his
lighter. He lit and threw in one smooth motion. It hit
the ground in front of the demons and exploded
spectacularly just like a giant sparkler. Spike pumped
the air with his fist and crowed in victory. Yes, he'd
paid a lot of money for that spell over fifty years
ago but he just knew that one day it would come in
handy.
Xander watched the explosion with admiration. Yes, way
to go Spike! Xander made a break for the plane while
the demons were dazed.
"C'mon on pet, move it!" The blonde yelled as he
darted out and grabbed the human. They just made the
stairs when the gunfire recommenced.
"We're being shot at!" Xander yelled as he scuttled up
the stairs.
"I know pet." Spike pushed the human forward.
"I've never been shot at!" Xander dived into the
plane.
"Yeah, a rush innit?" Spike finally laughed as he
dived in after the boy.
The stairs came up and the door shut with a bang as
the plane began to taxi down the runway.
Xander sat against the wall gasping for air. Spike sat
on the floor across from him before pulling out a
cigarette and calling out "Do you mind luv?" Xander
didn't hear a reply but maybe the blonde did because
he gave a short laugh and lit the cigarette.
Xander just stared at him. "Is this one of those
broadening travel experiences I'm always hearing
about?" Xander asked dryly.
Spike just chuckled.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * *
In a seedy tavern in a small village along the Amazon
River a very nervous looking demon took a phone call.
He listened carefully then whimpered softly. He stood
up slowly, thankful that his affairs were in order as
more than likely after delivering the message he'd
just been given, he'd be dead.
He slowly approached the table in the back of the
tavern reserved for the local crime boss. A very
large, very vicious looking individual currently
occupied that table. His face was scarred. One ear was
notched and torn. He resembled nothing so much as a
beaten up old Tomcat, if a Tomcat had a hook for a
hand. He looked up as his lackey approached.
"Well?" He growled.
"He got away. He used some sort of spell or
something." The demon stammered fearfully as his
boss's eyes began to glow.
"So? Ernie has four guys, why didn't he rush him."
"He was with Maurice and Yvette," the demon squeaked.
"And you know how Yvette can get."
"Where is he now?" He snarled.
"Ernie's not exactly sure," the demon jumped back as
his boss abruptly stood up. "Don't worry Boss, we'll
find him. Somebody's sure to squeal on him. I mean who
cares about a vampire?" The demon soothed desperately.
His boss held up his hook, "I care, after what he did
to me. I care a lot. Tell Ernie to find him!"
The little demon yelped and scurried out glad to still
have all his working parts. A lot of guys hadn't been
so lucky.
* * * * * * * * * * * *
"Sir, Private Owens reporting."
"At ease Private. What was so important it couldn't
wait until morning?" The CO covered a yawn.
"We just got a report from Johnson in the field sir.
It's Hostile 17; our informant in Sunnydale was right
sir. He's on the move and we believe he's heading this
way."
"Are you sure Private?" The CO was awake now.
"Yes Sir!" Owens grinned. He'd heard about Hostile 17.
If they could get him back it would mean promotion for
sure
"Inform the Lieutenant and keep me posted. Dismissed."
Riley Finn covered his face and groaned to himself.
"Spike you idiot!"
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Part Seven
Lt. Graham Miller stared
worriedly at his old friend.
Riley had summoned him to his quarters but had yet to
say a word. He sat on his bunk staring morosely at a
crack in the floor. Graham was about to break his
silence when Riley heaved a big sigh.
"I guess you heard huh?"
"About Hostile 17" Yeah, it's all over the camp."
Graham leaned forward, "Is that what all this is
about, bringing back bad memories of Sunnydale and the
Initiative?" Graham hoped not. Even since Riley had
left Sunnydale and all that craziness behind he was
becoming his old self, the gung ho kid that Miller had
signed up with; Graham didn't want to lose his friend
again.
"His name's Spike you know, not Hostile 17." Riley met
his eyes then rubbed his face wearily. "What the Hell
is he doing here? Why isn't he in Sunnydale where he's
relatively safe?"
"He's a vampire Ri, why the Hell do they do anything?
Those kids probably got tired of having him around."
Graham carefully did not mention the Slayer's name.
That was definitely a 'no fly' zone with his old pal.
Riley perked up a bit, "You think? Yeah, that would
make sense. He probably pissed them off. He pisses
everybody off." Riley smiled but then the smile faded
again.
"What, what's wrong?" Graham burst out.
"You know what they're gonna do to him if we catch him
don't you?" Riley asked seriously.
Graham squirmed a bit. He didn't really like thinking
about stuff like this. He was more of a straight-ahead
guy but this was war. Riley never really got that. He
was too soft hearted for his own good sometimes.
"Yeah, I know but we've got standing orders where he's
concerned. Hostile 17 is just an assignment; that's
all." Graham explained.
Riley stared at him.
"Look Ri, I mean it. You can't get involved with these
demons. So what if Spike..."
Riley's eyebrows raised at the slip and Graham just
slumped in his chair.
"Okay, this officially sucks." Graham threw up his
hands in disgust then fixed his friend and commanding
officer with a look. "So, Captain, what are you going
to do about it? It's a little late to pretend we don't
know. The whole camp's talking about it."
Riley rubbed his neck, "Yeah, I know. Hey, maybe we'll
get lucky and the son of bitch will outsmart us?"
Riley gave him a weak grin.
There was knock on the door and Private Owens entered
and saluted, "Sir, we've had another report from
Johnson in the field. He said there was some sort of
gun battle but that Hostile 17 got away." The Private
swallowed, hating to deliver this kind of news. "Also
Sir, Johnson reported that the vamp has taken a human
hostage. Some poor tourist that he's got in thrall."
"A hostage, is Johnson sure Private?" Riley looked sceptical.
"Yes Sir! He's some younger guy, dark hair in a loud
Hawaiian shirt. He was yelling about being shot at;
the vamp is probably dragging him along as some sort
of living snack." The Private looked vaguely ill.
Graham closed his eyes and just shook his head. The
Private noted that the lieutenant looked just as
disgusted as he felt. The CO on the other hand looked
very calm. The Private couldn't be sure but he almost
got the feeling that his Captain was trying not to
smile. The Private shuddered to himself; damn his
Captain was cold. He probably thought that poor
hapless bastard Hostile 17 had kidnapped would slow
the demon down. He wondered if the tourist was going
to fall under acceptable losses.
"Thank you Owens, dismissed."
It was now Graham that gave the heavy sigh. "Tell me
that's not Harris."
Riley had a beatific smile on his face, "Yeah, that's
got to be Xander."
Graham snapped, "What the Hell is he doing flying to
Brazil with Spike?"
"I don't know. They're probably on vacation or
something." Riley shrugged.
Graham just stared incredulously then tried to focus.
"Well this is just great; with Harris slowing him down
we've got him for sure; if he really is heading this
way."
Riley still had that same joyous smile on his face,
"No don't you see? This is perfect. I was a little
worried but," he glanced heavenward, "someone's
definitely looking out for us."
"What?" Graham wondered if his friend had finally
snapped.
"Look, we both agree that Spike is one lucky demon
right? It's almost like something is watching out for
him, right?" Graham nodded his head reluctantly.
"About the only person I know who might be luckier is
Xander Harris. Think about it; he's got to be the most
accident prone, demon magnetized human on the face of
the planet but he always makes it. He grew up on a
Hellmouth, he's best friends with a Slayer but yet,
he's still alive. He's like an idiot savant of
survival. The two of them teamed together, well let's
just say it, they're close to unstoppable." Riley
flopped back into his chair, completely relieved.
Graham shook his head again, torn between wanting to
argue and just giving in to the apparent inevitability
of the situation. "You are going to let the men at
least try to get him though, right?"
"Oh sure, sure, now that there's no real danger of
actually catching him it'll be a good exercise for the
men." Riley gestured expansively.
"I could have been a Navy Seal. God knows they wanted
me but nooo." Graham left muttering to himself. Riley
frowned, poor Graham, after this was over, he'd make
sure his friend got some leave time.
He leaned back in his chair and propped his feet up.
"Spike you are one lucky vamp."
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Part Eight
Spike leaned back in his seat
staring off in to space,
thinking about nothing in particular. Xander had
fallen asleep next to him, feet propped up and lanky
form reclining in a boneless mass on his seat. It had
taken him almost an hour to calm down enough to fall
asleep. Most of that time was spent in explaining whom
Ernie and his boss, Big Mike were. Xander, smart lad
that he was, appeared unconvinced that this Big Mike
character was just upset with Spike over a little
misunderstanding. He fixed the vampire with a stern
look, asked him point blank if it involved anybody
dying, listened to Spike's vehement denial and then
gave a sharp nod and yawned widely. He'd fallen asleep
soon after.
Yvette had shuttered the windows and dimmed the
lights. Edith Piaf singing 'La Vie En Rose' was
playing softly over the speakers. They would arrive at
the airfield about an hour before sunset. Maurice said
that he could time the arrival for after dark but
Spike wanted Xander to have his first view of the
jungle and the Amazon River in sunlight. He'd almost
changed his mind after Maurice gave him a knowing
smile but then decided, to Hell with it, he was the
Big Bad, he could do what he liked.
Xander gave a little grumbly murmur as his blanket
slipped down to his waist. Spike stared at the
sleeping human, watching his chest rise and fall and
listening to the steady slow beat of his heart. He
glanced around almost furtively before slowly reaching
over and pulling the blanket back up and tucking it
under the boy's chin. Xander made a happy noise and
his head dropped over to lie against the vampire's
shoulder. Spike reached over to push him back and then
let his hand drop back to his lap. He scowled as he
glanced to up.
"Not a bleedin' word luv." He admonished the plane.
The cabin lights flickered briefly.
Spike grimaced; he had to be the world's unluckiest
vampire. "First an insane Sire, then there's the
entire Buffy/Angelus fiasco leading to the loss of
said Sire. Oh, lets not forget losing the bloody Holy
Grail of vampirism, the Gem of Amara. That was a
stellar moment. Good thing the Initiative captured me
and saved me spending all my time wallowing in
self-pity. Then unauthorized brain surgery, forcing me
to throw myself on the mercy of the Slayer and her rag
tag bunch of do-gooders. And of course being me, I end
up falling in love, or something close to it with my
worst enemy. And when she dies, does it stop there? Oh
no." He glanced down at the softly snoring human on
his shoulder. "No, I find that I've grown fond of the
food. There's no excuse for it; obviously, I'm
cursed." Spike nodded decisively to himself. "And now
I'm talking to myself, sad really." He heaved a sigh
and settled back, slipping into a dreamless sleep.
* * * * * * * * * * *
Xander yawned widely and blinked several times. He
rubbed his head and sniffed, hey pancakes? He became a
little more alert. Blueberry pancakes to be precise,
and coffee. He closed his eyes again and breathed in
deeply, good, rich coffee. He smiled widely before
finally noticing a sleeping Spike-shaped object. The
vampire had draped a blanket over himself. Xander
lifted it carefully and took a peek. His face
softened. Spike's hair had fallen forward in soft
curls across his forehead. He looked a bit like
pictures of James Dean that Xander had seen in his
mother's old movie magazines. The ones she had hidden
in the back of her closet. Xander lifted his hand to
reach out and push those curls back into place. His
eyes widened as he stopped and stared down at his hand
with an expression approaching horror.
"Okay, that was weird. Xander what are you doing?" The
brunette was just a bit panicked. He slapped his hand
lightly, 'bad hand, bad' he scolded silently. He
carefully slid out from under his blanket by inching
himself slowly to the floor and then standing up, all
the while keeping a wary eye on the sleeping demon. He
congratulated himself on not waking Spike before
looking up and facing a bemused looking Maurice. The
pilot had one eyebrow raised, at least Xander was
pretty sure he did and was standing quietly holding a
breakfast tray. He indicated that Xander should meet
him in the cockpit when he was ready.
Xander gave him a weak smile and a little wave before
grabbing his kit and stepping into the tiny bathroom.
He stared at the unshaven, tousled looking young man
in the mirror. Aside from looking rumpled, which was
pretty standard for him, he looked kinda, well, cool.
The beginnings of the beard made him look older. He
unbuttoned his shirt and took a quick sponge bath
before pulling on a clean tee shirt and another
tropical shirt, this one with an orchid motif. He then
carefully pulled out his going away on vacation gift
for himself. He unwrapped it, staring at it almost
reverently. It was a straw hat, but not just any straw
hat. It was a duplicate of the hat worn by Ed Norton's
character on 'The Honeymooners'. He'd spotted it in a
shop over a year ago and just had to have it. He loved
'The Honeymooners', watching that and 'I Love Lucy'
and various other old time sitcoms on TV had been his
only escape from his parent's fighting. He'd never
worn the hat; no time had seemed right, until now and
this trip.
He finger combed his hair before setting the hat
neatly on his head. He grinned at the bright-eyed
stranger in the mirror. The shirt, the hat, the
stubble, all of it combined to make Xander Harris look
like a man on an adventure. He could see himself
seated at an outdoor café, languidly ordering another
drink while surreptitiously keeping an eye on some
international spy or jewel thief at another table. In
his imagination the non-descript jewel thief's face
began to alter and shift into the angular planes of
Spike's features. Spike giving him one of his
trademark sneers, getting up and trying to give him
the slip, only this time, Xander was ready for him
because he was a man with a mission. He had Spike
trapped in an alley. He was moving forward slowly
when...
The brunette suddenly pulled his fantasy up short.
"Whoa there big fella. Where do you think going with
this little drama?" He admonished his psyche. "I need
coffee and breakfast. Yup." Xander dropped his eyes
from those of the man in the mirror. He wasn't sure he
was ready to face the emotion that might be in those
eyes and he certainly was not ready to face it on an
empty stomach.
He sneaked a quick look around the door. Spike was
still asleep. Good. He should be able to make the
cockpit unmolested - unnoted! I meant to think
unnoted! He mentally slapped himself before dashing
for the relative safety of Maurice and breakfast.
Spike blearily opened one eye in time to catch a
streaking Xander shaped object. He scented the air.
Oh, blueberry pancakes, that explained the boy's
haste. Spike pulled the blanket up over his head
again.
Xander stared at the cockpit in awe. "Wow, this is
amazing." There were buttons and dials and levers
doting the control panel. Xander took the co-pilot's
seat. He had a wonderful view of the countryside.
Xander suddenly frowned.
"Maurice, do you use all these dials and things. I
mean, are they real?" Xander asked hesitantly.
"Well they are as real as I want them to be. Yvette
likes me to keep busy and out of her hair while she's
flying." The pilot grinned at him.
Xander laughed. Maurice settled the tray on his lap
and Xander now noticed that these weren't blueberry
pancakes, they were crepes covered in fresh
blueberries and crème. Xander took a big bite and gave
a happy sigh. Maurice chuckled.
The pilot puttered about until Xander had finished his
breakfast. He watched the contented young man. "I like
the hat. It is very much, you." The pilot nodded
approvingly.
Xander gave him a shy smile in return. He fidgeted a
bit running his hands across the instrument panel
almost soothingly. The engines took on a deeper tone,
almost a purr. Xander snatched his hand back guiltily
and gave Maurice an apologetic look.
"Sorry. I didn't mean anything by it." He stammered.
Maurice cocked his head to the side, giving the boy a
long look. Xander wondered if he was about to be
punched or something for, well, whatever it was he'd
been doing that caused Yvette to purr like that.
The pilot reached toward Xander and he flinched.
Maurice gave him a wry grin and carefully pulled a
small leather case about the size of a cigarette case
from next to the co-pilot seat. He opened it, staring
at it for a moment before showing it to Xander. It was
a very old tintype in sepia of Maurice and another
smaller, female version of the pilot.
"My wife. I suspect you would not think so, but she
was very beautiful. I was very lucky for a great many
years." Maurice touched his wife's face tenderly
before continuing. "We did not have a great romance.
Great romances are a great deal of trouble. They very
rarely end well for anyone involved. Romeo and Juliet,
Tristan and Isolde, Lancelot and Guinevere; these were
not happy people. There was great passion in their
lives but very little joy, I think. My wife and I did
not have a great romance; we had a fine romance. Do
you know the difference?" Maurice asked the young man.
Xander swallowed passed the sudden lump in his throat
and shook his head.
"A fine romance is where one moment you can look at
this person you love and think, 'have they always
slurped their soup like that? It is annoying.' Then
something happens and they laugh and you think to
yourself, 'that is the most wonderful laugh. I will
never get tired of hearing it.' The pilot patted the
boy's arm. "That is a fine romance and that is what we
had for a time." He sighed a little then smiled at a
teary eyed Xander. "Everything is always coming or
going. I think you all ready knew that, yes?"
Xander nodded and gave him a watery smile. Yvette gave
a little rumble and Maurice patted the plane. "Yvette
is in the same position as I. She too lost her mate
some time ago but we found each other." He winked at
the human. "She keeps me out of trouble and I give her
something to scold. We are partners and we are
friends." He gave Xander a sidewise glance. "Like you
and Spike." He said artlessly.
"Oh I don't think Spike would like us being referred
to as partners, friends maybe but partners?" Xander
laughed self-consciously. "I'm a bit of a screw-up,
you know, always tripping over my own feet and just
generally being a goof. I don't think the Big Bad
wants to have The Zeppo for a partner." Xander
shrugged and gave a self-deprecating laugh, "Comic
relief maybe."
Maurice crossed his arms and glared sternly. "I think,
young man, that you underestimate yourself. However,
if what you say is true, then you would do well to
remember that most vampires do not have friends that
are goofs or comic relief, as you say. Most vampires I
have met have very little sense of humour at all unless
it involves unpleasantness. Of course, most vampires
are not Spike." Maurice smiled fondly and Xander
rolled his eyes heavenward.
"Amen!" Xander said fervently causing the pilot to
burst into a deep rolling laugh. Xander felt the
tension leave him as he joined in.
Spike pulled the blanket down and glared at the door
of the cockpit. Bloody inconsiderate of those two,
there were people trying to sleep back here. He had a
good mind to go up there and well; he wasn't sure what
he'd do but something befitting his evil, undead
state.
He was about to get up and make his displeasure known
when the chair he was in subtly altered its shape,
becoming longer and a little softer. A comfortable
heat began to radiate from it. Spike started to purr
unconsciously and snuggled deeper into his blanket
before dropping off to sleep with small smile on his
face. The lights flickered briefly in laughter before
dimming again.
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Part Nine
"Wakey, wakey, Mr. Vampire."
Spike grumbled and swatted ineffectually at the
annoying whatever it was that was tapping his nose.
There was silence and then the smell of richly brewed
coffee with the underlying scent of human blood. Spike
sniffed sleepily.
"I don't know Xander, he doesn't seem to be moving.
Maybe we should try the chocolate croissants," trilled
Xander in a chirpy voice.
"Good thinking Mr. Sockpuppet. You go get the
croissants and I'll stay here and continue to try to
wake up Mr. Sleepy Demon." Xander chirped.
"Mr. Sockpuppet is going to find himself shoved where
the sun don't shine if you don't stop tapping me on
the nose." Spike snarled; opening one eye and glaring
at the grinning fool he called a friend and the
hastily created Mr. Sockpuppet. Both Sockpuppet and
Xander stared at each other in mock horror and gave a
high-pitched squeak before ducking behind one of the
cabin chairs.
Spike just lay there, staring at the ceiling in a
bleary eyed daze for a moment before Mr. Sockpuppet
re-entered his field of vision, peering over the chair
at him. He had a sudden flashback to Dru holding up
Miss Edith to his face, insisting he talk to her doll
because Dru was too angry to speak to him herself. "Is
it me," he wondered, "do I attract insane brunettes
with figurine fetishes?"
Xander's head followed that of the puppet's, he had a
tall cup filled with warm blood and coffee in his free
hand. "I come in peace. I have breakfast and Maurice
says we'll be landing in another thirty minutes."
Spike sat up running his hand through his hair before
taking the coffee. "I have told you you're an idiot,
right?"
"Well not in the past twenty-four hours. Is that some
sort of record for us?" Xander grinned good-naturedly
offering him a warm croissant.
Spike gave him a narrow eyed stare before deliberately
ripping off a piece of chocolate croissant and dipping
it deeply into the blood and coffee mixture. Xander
didn't blink although he did swallow a little heavily
as the vampire continued to eat his breakfast making a
great production out of eating the bloody mixture. It
wasn't until Spike slurped the last bit of his coffee
that Xander's nose finally inched upward; almost
unconsciously Spike was sure, into that revolted
wrinkle.
"Three, two, one," he counted down silently to
himself.
"Ewww, that is so disgusting!" Xander exclaimed.
"Yes, I still got it." Spike raised his fist in
victory. "And don't talk to me about disgusting after
that entire yogurt fiasco last week." Spike shuddered.
"Here Spike, does this smell all right to you?"
Xander just sneered. "Shows what you know. I keep
telling you, its yogurt and the expiration date means
nothing when it comes to yogurt. All that happens is
that it becomes more 'yogurty'; As long as it's not
green it's fine to eat. It's a biology thing, Willow
will back me up on this."
The vampire looked unconvinced but settled for a
superior look before heading in to the bathroom to
throw some cold water on his face and brush his teeth.
When he returned, Xander was carefully checking his
knapsack and the various portable cameras, water
bottle and food rations it contained. He pulled out
the calling card Willow had given him.
"Hey Spike, remind me to call Willow when we get to a
phone okay?"
Spike growled. "You're a grown man Harris. It's not
like you've got to call home every five minutes."
"Yeah, okay Mr. Big Bad. I'll just pass that sentiment
along to Willow and Dawn. I'm sure they'll understand,
not." Xander said sarcastically.
Spike grumbled under his breath until Xander took pity
on him. "Oh give it up and just accept the fact that
there is someone out there who cares whether you're
okay and the trade off for that is the occasional
phone call." Xander admonished him. "You're not just a
foot loose and fancy free demon any more my man,
you've got a family now, responsibilities. It's time
to grow up."
"That'd mean more coming from someone who wasn't
talking to a sock earlier." Spike said dryly.
Xander seemed unfazed by the criticism as he continued
checking and re-packing his knapsack gear.
"Gentlemen we will be landing soon. Please take your
seats." Maurice intoned.
Xander felt his stomach flutter in excited
expectation. Spike glanced over and Xander gave him a
'thumbs up' sign. Even though Spike had done all of
this before, he found Xander's excitement infecting
him to a certain extent.
Yvette touched down smoothly and glided to a gentle
halt. Xander looked over a Spike uncertainly when the
vampire didn't make any move to stand.
"You go on mate. It's still light out. I'll just wait
here while you go have a look around, get some of
those damn pictures out of the way." Spike waved the
brunette to the door.
Xander stood and put his hat on. Spike raised an
eyebrow at the straw hat. Xander crossed his arms and
waited for the forthcoming snarky comment.
"Nice hat, mate." Spike said pleasantly and skinned
his teeth back in a smile.
Xander scratched his chin while contemplating the
vampire and then gave a curt nod. He turned to grab
his duffle bag.
"Along with the beard, makes you look like a sleazy
reporter." Spike smirked. He was therefore slightly
taken aback when Xander turned and gave him a sincere
grin.
"Yeah? Thanks." Xander rubbed his chin again and slung
the duffel bag over his shoulder as he headed for the
door that Maurice was carefully opening. Xander pulled
out a pair of shades and slipped them on, stepping
forward into the late afternoon sun to catch his first
glimpse of the Amazon.
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Part Ten
Xander surveyed the lush jungle
before him. He closed
his eyes and took a deep breath of humid air. He could
hear all sorts of exotic sounds. He propped his duffle
bag next to the door, pulled his handy guide to Brazil
out of his knapsack along with one of the portable
cameras, gave Maurice a boyish grin and blew his cool
image by galloping down the stairs.
He could see they had landed in a large field only
about 100 yards from the river on which sat a small
dock. He wasn't sure where to start. There was a loud
howling sound and he gave a yip of delight, whipping
out the camera and taking two quick pictures.
"Oh my God I hope these come out, wait until the guys
see this, an actual Howler Monkey. Ah, there's a baby
too. Oh my God!" Xander ran towards the jungle wall
and the curious monkeys who seemed transfixed by the
brightly colored human.
"Oi, what's he found then?" Spike quickly stood up
when he heard Xander's whoop of delight. He motioned
to the open door. "Well go on mate, keep an eye on
him."
Maurice gave the fretful vampire an indulgent look.
"He is a grown man mon ami, not a child. I can see him
from here and there is nothing very dangerous in the
vicinity."
"Yeah, well I know him and trust me, keeping an eye on
him from up here isn't good enough." Spike grumbled.
"He's bound to trip and break a leg or something and
then I'll have a hurt human to look after and they're
a right pain in the arse."
The pilot hid a smile, "Yes of course I had forgotten
how fragile humans can be. You are correct I shall
keep a closer watch on him."
Xander was busy tipping over a log and grimacing with
disgusted delight at the giant golden cockroaches he
found. He was busy snapping several pictures of these.
"Work with baby, give me smile," he grinned happily at
the slow moving bugs. The cockroaches ignored him and
went about their business. He looked up as Maurice
approached him. The pilot squatted down next to him
looking over the various creepy crawlies Xander had
uncovered.
"So what, he's afraid I'm going to get eaten by a
snake or something?" Xander jerked his head towards
the plane.
"He worries, but don't tell him I said so." Maurice
shrugged.
Xander gave a rueful shake of his head, "Told you I
was a klutz. He's probably afraid I'm going to break a
leg and then he'll have to shoot me." He grinned at
the pilot good-naturedly.
"I think he is more afraid that his friend might get
hurt and then he'll be on his own." Maurice returned
gently.
Xander felt his cheeks grow warm but decided to
attribute the flush to the heat. He hopped up and
pointed to the river. "Any piranha in there?"
"Well perhaps, more likely there are giant catfish."
The pilot said carefully.
Xander flipped his tourist guide open, read the
description and pulled out a fresh camera, "Cool." He
grinned and headed toward the river. He yelled into
Yvette as he was passing, "We're going to look for
piranha, Spike, be right back." He winked at the
pilot.
"Maurice!" came a yell from the plane. Maurice gave a
deep sigh.
* * * * * * * * * * * *
The sun had set sufficiently behind the high forest
canopy to allow Spike to exit the plane after the
longest fifteen minutes of his life. Xander was still
busy snapping pictures of everything. He had Maurice
pose in full regalia in front of Yvette, snapping
several shots of the dapper pilot and plane. Spike
just sat and smoked at the bottom of the steps, calmer
now that he could keep an eye on the boy himself.
He wasn't stupid. He knew Xander wasn't a child.
Obviously he was a grown man, obviously, especially
with the five o'clock shadow and stripped down to his
tee shirt with the heat of the rainforest. The vampire
comforted himself with the thought that he would keep
an eye on any of the others just as closely, after all
this was a foreign environment. It was dangerous;
there were snakes and bugs and things although none of
this seemed to faze the human in the least as he
cheerfully asked Spike what the chances were of seeing
an anaconda or some army ants at the very least.
Spike shook his head in despair; that was the problem
with those born and raised and aware in Sunnydale: the
rest of the world just didn't seem that dangerous. The
vampire abruptly raised his head and scented the air,
humans; a group of them headed this way, natives. He
looked over at the pilot who had his head cocked to
one side and a wide grin on his face. Xander looked up
a moment later, imbued with that sixth sense that
continued to keep him alive in one of America's most
dangerous small towns. He broke into a wide smile when
the Native group entered the clearing. There were
several adults but the group primarily consisted of
children of varying ages and sexes. The hung back
shyly, as they surveyed the strangers, with Maurice
however there was no such reticence.
"Bonjour, bonjour, mes amis," he called out gaily,
holding his arms wide. Several of the children
scampered up, tugging and petting the pilot while
vying to be picked up first. He bent down and
staggered theatrically to his feet awash in kids.
Those too old to be picked up stared longingly at the
stairs leading into the plane. They were too wary to
approach the vampire. Spike continued smoking his
cigarette and studiously ignoring the kids until
Xander walked up. He plopped down on the step next to
Spike and casually reached over, snagging the
vampire's cigarette. He took one puff, coughed and
hacked dramatically before carefully putting the butt
out. Spike looked outraged but Xander just nudged him
while pulling his sunglasses aside to waggle his
eyebrows entreatingly.
Spike growled, Xander nudged, Spike grumbled, Xander
dropped his head to the vampire's shoulder and batting
his eyelashes outrageously; the children giggled.
"Oh all right," groused the vampire standing up so the
children could skip past him up the stairs. "You're
ruining my image you know? I've got a reputation to
maintain."
"You're still a vain, rude bad tempered demon in my
book Spike." Xander clapped him on the shoulder. Spike
was about to return a scathing reply when they heard
the clear deep horn of the riverboat that was to take
them to Nualla's village.
Xander fairly bounced in place waiting for the boat to
come into view. When he saw the old steamer he almost
clapped his hands in delight. It was a small boat with
a dog of indeterminate pedigree barking a greeting
from the prow.
"This is perfect. Spike go stand over there so I can
get a picture of you and the boat before the sun goes
down." Spike simply raised his eyebrows.
"You know Dawnie is going to want some cool pictures
of you in the jungle Spike. She'll be so
disappointed." Xander cajoled.
Spike yawned, pulled out another cigarette and lit it
before stalking to the riverbank and striking a pose.
Xander snorted and snapped several shots. Secretly he
thought the vampire looked, well sexy, although he
stuttered over the word a bit.
The boat docked and a character straight out of a pulp
novel came out of the pilot's cabin and onto the deck.
He looked like a cross between Humphrey Bogart and
Popeye. He tossed a rope to the vampire and Spike tied
the boat off.
"Spike, you ready to go then? I've got a timetable to
keep and the missus is waiting dinner." The captain
asked gruffly.
"We're ready all right. Harris quit taking pictures
and get your stuff. Let's be off before we're swarmed
by more of these ankle biters." Spike finished his
smoke, caught Maurice's eye and gave a nod. The pilot
smiled and waved as well as he could with a child on
each arm. Xander ran and grabbed his duffle bag. He
skidded to a halt beside the pilot. He grabbed a free
hand and pumped it vigorously.
"Thank you, thank you so much. We'll be seeing you on
the way back right?" He turned and waved at the plane.
"Bye Yvette." He called, the engines purred to life
briefly.
"Harris!" Spike yelled impatiently. Xander rolled his
eyes and hurried to the boat. He ducked his head
politely at the Captain who returned the greeting. The
dog barked his own salute while they cast off.
Spike slumped into a seat on the deck. "Bloody Hell,
didn't have to worry about those Little Meals last
time. Maurice wouldn't let them around when Dru and I
passed through." Spike pulled a beer from the cooler
on deck and tossed one to Xander before popping open
his own beer and drinking half the bottle down.
Xander raised an eyebrow at that piece of news but
wisely refrained from commenting. He turned to wave
one last time and literally felt his eyes grow big,
for there in the clearing was a very large and
graceful creature glowing softly in the gathering
gloom; long necked like a swan with wings neatly
folded and children playing about her nesting body.
"Spike?" Xander whispered in wonder.
"What pet?" Spike was squinting at the far bank and
didn't turn his head as the little boat sailed around
a bend in the river and out of view of the clearing.
"Never mind," Xander smiled tenderly, "Never mind."
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Part Eleven
Spike turned to catch a look of
bemused wonder on
Xander's face. The vampire frowned slightly then went
back to staring at the far riverbank. He was sure he
caught movement, the kind produced by people. It was
just hard to tell with the lush rainforest; even his
supernatural eyesight wasn't proof against dense
underbrush and his sense of smell was picking up too
many scents to easily identify them. He wasn't sure
where vampires came from originally but he'd be
willing to bet it wasn't the rainforest. Oh well,
probably wasn't that important. Ernie was back in
Mexico and Big Mike didn't know where he was and who
else would be after him? He shrugged unconcernedly and finished his beer.
The Captain lit the boat lanterns. Spike relaxed back
and just enjoyed the approaching night. He stretched
luxuriously; this was the life, warm night, semi-warm
beer and a warm human. From under lowered eyelids, he
watched Xander fiddle with his camera. He took in a
deep breath filled with Xander-scent and felt himself
relax even further into an enjoyable haze. This was
pleasant, peaceful even compared to the last time he'd
been down South America way.
Xander watched the vampire unwind into a big old
squishy lump of vampire goo. He sniggered to himself.
Sometimes it was hard to remember that you were
sitting across from a highly dangerous and successful
predator who just happened to be leashed right now.
Xander never had bought that whole 'I'm neutered'
business. Oh sure, there was a chip but if Spike
really wanted to hurt them, he would. Xander was also
pretty sure that if the chip ever came out, Spike
would just leave after scaring the stuffing out of
them, laughing manically as he hit the road. He
thought about not having Spike around and again got
that pang of loneliness. He sighed, oh well; it was
bound to happen someday, no use worrying about it now.
Spike heard the heart-felt sigh and wondered what was
making Harris sad. He was probably thinking about Anya
and how romantic this boat ride would be if he were
with Anya and how Anya would have liked this for a
honeymoon or something. Spike felt a growl starting in
his throat; well he wasn't with Anya, he was with a
Master Vampire, the Big Bad not some doozy
ex-vengeance demon. The boy would just have to swallow
his disappointment and tough it out!
Xander slowly raised his eyebrows at the low growl
emanating from the blonde. Hmm, so much for vampire
goo, Spike was obviously slipping into one of his
moods again, probably thinking about Dru. Xander
sighed softly; vampires sure were testy creatures.
"Hey Spike," Xander ventured.
"What," he snapped.
"Want to see what I got the baby for her Naming Day
present?" Xander asked gently as he carefully pulled
out the small box. He wasn't going to wrap it, just
tie it with a bit of ribbon, and maybe do a fancy
knot. He held the box out shyly, biting his lip in
anticipation of the vampire's response.
Spike sat up and reached for the box, stopping briefly
to wipe his hands down on his jeans before taking it
out of Xander's hands. He lifted the lid and uncovered
two tiny barrettes made out of wire and glass beads
and twisted into the shape of butterflies.
Spike traced the outline of a wing and looked up at
the nervous young man. "Anya help you pick these out?"
He asked gruffly.
"Naw, Dawn gave me the idea. I remember her wanting a
pair of barrettes shaped like dragonflies when she was
little." Xander stopped and then shrugged, "Well I
don't 'remember' but you know what I mean. She thought
they were just the coolest so I figured, you know for
when the baby gets more hair." Xander gestured vaguely
to his head. "You don't think they're a dumb idea do
you?" He asked anxiously.
Spike didn't answer right away, couldn't answer
actually past the sudden lump in this throat. He gave
the worried human a small smile and pulled his own box
from an inner pocket. He offered it to the brunette.
Xander grinned up at the vampire when he saw what was
inside; four child-sized lace handkerchiefs
embroidered at the corners with little blue flowers.
Spike motioned to the handkerchiefs almost shyly.
"She's going to be a proper lady; she'll need those."
"Absolutely," agreed Xander enthusiastically. They
switched boxes, each carefully putting their treasures
away, companionable silence once again restored.
* * * * * * * * * * * * *
"Are you sure that's him?"
"No, there's probably another vampire with white
blonde hair dressed in leather wandering around the
Amazon." The soldier said sarcastically holding up the
heat sensor and double-checking his readings. Yup, one
vampire, two humans and a dog.
"Look, I just want to be sure. I don't want to report
back to base and have the Captain bite my head off for
getting it wrong." The other soldier answered. This
was his first mission for the Special Branch; he
didn't want to screw it up. At least the captive was
still alive, the Captain would be happy about that.
"Don't worry, we're not wrong, that's him, Hostile
17." The soldier shuddered; at least now they had an
idea of where he was heading, all they had to do was
gather the squad and then they could end the reign of
one of the most evil and vicious creatures to ever
walk the face of the earth.
* * * * * * * * *
"Look, I'm just saying that I think Mary Anne was much
cuter than Ginger, that's all." Xander said.
"Well, yeah, cute sure but Ginger had the curves."
Spike argued. "'Course if you want to talk about true
curves."
The two men looked at each other, shared a smile and
chorused "Jeannie!" Xander gave Spike the thumbs up
sign. "Man I used to love that harem costume."
"Too right." Spike agreed.
The dog barked out excitedly as they rounded another
bend in the river and Xander saw the village come into
view. Chinese paper lanterns hung all along the dock.
There were several canoes tied to the shore. Xander
could hear music and smell wonderful cooking aromas.
Spike watched Xander scenting the air like a hound
dog. The vampire had this sudden picture of Harris
letting out a deep baying howl and running off to tree
a meal. He snickered; he'd better get the boy some
food, get himself a drink and let Nualla know they
were here.
He and Xander sprang lightly to the dock. Xander, ever
polite, shook the Captain's hand and patted the dog
before he left. Spike just shook his head; it really
was like owning a big old friendly puppy. Xander just
ambled along, happy to be friends with those who were
friendly and keeping an eye on those who didn't; this
was a very different compared to the last time Spike
was in the village. After the initial binge drinking
and fights he'd spent his time helping Nualla get
Rolf's attention and acting the part of a true Master
Vampire. He cringed inwardly, he'd been all broody and
pompous and Angel-like, observing the rules of formal
vampire lore concerning mates. It had been a right
pain; this time was going to be much more fun.
Xander was trying to look everywhere at once. Spike
grabbed his sleeve and tugged him towards the village
cantina. There were various demons and humans sitting
outside on the patio drinking and eating. There were
several speculative looks when they caught sight of
Xander and Spike but no one ventured any comments.
"I'll order us some food and something to drink. You,
go make your bloody call to the chits so we don't have
the entire gang showing up on our doorstep." Spike
pointed to the back of the cantina.
Xander dropped his duffel and gave the vampire a big
grin. He pulled out his phone card and was reading the
instructions when he noticed a large stuffed teddy
bear tied up with a big pink bow. He frowned, now that
looked familiar. He studied the bar and spotted a
Fyarl demon by the phones in the back. He was hunched
over the receiver and speaking rapidly to someone on
the other end.
Xander slid in next to him and studied the written
instructions Willow had given him. After five rings
Tara picked up.
"Hello, Summer's residence." Tara intoned softly.
"Hey, Tara, it's me, alive and well and checking in.
We're here." Xander bubbled.
"Xander, hang on." Xander caught the smile in her
voice.
Xander heard Tara shouting for Dawn and Willow. He
looked at this watch, wondering what time it was
there, morning he figured.
"Xander, hi!" Dawn's excited voice came over the
receiver followed by Willow on another extension. He
realized that he was talking to all three women at
once.
"Ladies, ladies, there's only so much Xan-man to go
around." He babbled happily listening to the excited
questions.
He gave them all a blow by blow of the trip down,
leaving out the part about the shooting. They would
just worry so he'd moved on to describing his first
sight of Yvette's true form when he heard a rough
voice call out.
"Hey vampire, yeah I'm talking to you."
He faltered and turned to locate Spike, hoping against
hope that they were talking to some other vampire in
the place. Nope, no such luck. There was Spike leaning
casually against the bar while four rather large
demons of indeterminate origin were fanned out in a
semi-circle around him.
"Big Mike's put the word out. He wants to have a talk
with you leech." The lead demon sneered.
Uh oh, Xander gulped. The other patrons of the cantina
where starting to edge warily away from the
confrontation. The bartender had a long-suffering look
on his face and was begging them to take it outside.
"Xander, Xander are you still there? What's going on?
Is there a problem?" Willow's voice started to rise in
panic.
"No, no Wills, absolutely no trouble here, I think
Spike's just trying to get my attention. Our food must
be ready." Xander improvised desperately. The demons
were still taunting the blonde vampire. Man, they must
be total idiots. Spike just stared back at them with
that superior smirk on his face, seemingly totally
unconcerned. Xander felt himself tensing up; he
recognized that smirk, any minute now. Oh, there we
go.
Spike had just smashed a bottle across the nearest
demon's face and kicked one of the others in the
family jewels. Xander cringed, ouch, that had to hurt.
"Xander! I just heard glass breaking. Where are you?
Is there a fight going on?" Willow asked sternly.
"Fight? Don't be ridiculous, it just the TV. Oh wow,
this is one of my favourite movies and I think the food
really is here. Give my love to Anya and tell Giles we
got here safely." There was the sound of a chair being
smashed. "I'll call you later." Xander hung up over
the vehement protestations of the girls.
Two more demons had joined the fray having latched
onto Spike's arms and refusing to let go. The first
demon, Mr. Bottle-in-the-Face punched the entrapped
vampire a nasty rabbit punch to the kidneys. Xander
grabbed the nearest object at hand, which happened to
be woman's parasol and launched himself onto the back
of the demon who was punching Spike.
Spike watched proudly as Harris hooked himself like a
limpet to the back of the demon, flailing about right
and left with the parasol. He looked like a deranged
jockey. This allowed Spike to shake off one of the
demons holding his arms and claw the other one across
the face. It howled and backhanded the vampire over
the bar.
Meanwhile the demon Xander was riding managed to
finally get a hold on Xander's shirt and was busy
tossing him over his shoulder and out the front
window.
Xander felt himself flying through the air and
thinking ruefully that this happened entirely too
often. He hit the ground with a bounce and a roll,
coming to rest winded and bruised against what felt
like a pretty sturdy tree trunk. He reached up to pull
himself to his feet. Hmmm, this was a very odd tree.
He looked up and found a very large demon staring back
down at him. It looked a great deal like Rolf except
that it's markings were lighter.
"Hey, how you doing?" Xander smiled weakly. The demon
merely raised an eyebrow, reached down and with one
hand easily lifted Xander to his feet. Xander
staggered a bit and found himself surrounded by three
such demons and, oh thank goodness, Rolf!
"Rolf, you're here. Thank God. They're trying to take
Spike away." Xander pointed wildly towards the bar.
"Promise?" asked the big demon mildly.
"What?" asked a flustered Xander.
"Just kidding." Rolf patted the distraught young man
consolingly. Xander made as if to re-enter the bar but
Rolf held his arm and silently shook his head. He
indicated that they should just wait.
They heard cursing, spitting, a couple more howls and
then a group of worse for wear demons exited the bar
holding a tied and struggling Spike who was busy
insulting their mothers. They stopped when faced with
the calmly waiting Rolf and clan. Xander prepared
himself for another fight, gripping his parasol
tightly.
The lead demon looked the group over warily. "What do
you want Rolf? This isn't any of your affair just some
business for Big Mike."
"I heard that Mike wanted to have a word with
William." Rolf gave the vampire a dry look. "But
that's not going to happen tonight so why don't you
just untie him and be on your way." Rolf motioned
politely.
"But why do you care?" burst out one of the other
demons, the one Spike had clawed. He had picked up
Xander's hat, which had fallen off during the fight,
and was now wearing it perched above his horns.
"He's family." Rolf looked like he just tasted
something particularly unpleasant for a moment but
then he gave Big Mike's group a strained smile over
sharp teeth. "Now untie him and go away."
The other demons with Rolf all took a menacing step
forward and Xander glowered fiercely. Big Mike's
group, deciding that retreat was the better part of valour yanked the ropes off the now grinning vampire.
Spike made a great show of stretching and generally
being obnoxious. He lit a cigarette and blew the smoke
in his former captives' faces.
Rolf rolled his eyes, "William are you finished?"
Quicker then Xander could track, Spike punched the
demon wearing Xander's hat in the solar plexus and
snatched the hat off its head. He handed the now
rather battered straw hat to the young man. Xander
gave him a big grin.
"Now I'm finished," Spike said virtuously.
Rolf sighed, "Get your things. Nualla's holding dinner
for you."
Xander scampered inside and grabbed his duffel bag,
gave the forlorn bartender an apologetic look and
returned outside.
"Nice move mate, you gave them a run for their money."
Spike complimented Xander proudly. "Sorry about the
hat."
"Hey that's okay. Now it looks lived in." Xander
smiled brightly as they followed Rolf into the jungle.
"They ruined my shirt though," he said fingering the
torn material.
"Every cloud has a silver lining, hey pet?" Spike
teased, Xander glowered and then they both burst into
laughter.
Rolf just closed his eyes and sighed.
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Part Twelve
"I've been waiting for you to
call, how did it go? Uh
huh. So the romantic dinner worked out fine?
Wonderful, Maurice I can't thank you and Yvette
enough. Now don't forget, if you can possibly manage
it we'd love to see you at the party."
Nualla listened to the reply and laughed, "Cross my
heart, I wouldn't dream of matchmaking; besides you
and Yvette are perfect for each other. My love to you
both."
Nualla juggled the baby and her dinner preparations
and the little glowing orb that was serving as a phone
tonight, all the time keeping her ears open for Rolf's
return. He wouldn't be very happy if he caught her
meddling in William's love life but darn it, William
and Xander were perfect for each other! William needed
to have someone to look after and pet; preferably
someone sane with a good sense of humour because living
with William required someone with wit and a great
deal of patience.
She was sure that Xander was the person for Will. He
was smart and funny and brave and she could just tell
that he needed someone who would dote on him. William
would certainly do that for someone he loved.
"Besides, he's cute and doesn't let Daddy William get
away with everything," she said as she rubbed noses
with the baby. Her little girl giggled appreciatively
in agreement.
Nualla waved the orb away and frowned thoughtfully.
She hoped Rolf had arrived and picked the boys up
without any trouble. She'd had to beg, plead and pout
to get Rolf to go to the village. He'd grumbled and
groused but eventually he'd given in and taken a few
of his cousins with him. She'd heard him mutter about
family always causing the most trouble as he stomped
out the door.
"Daddy's a big old growly bear but he won't let
anything happen to Daddy William, not if he considers
him family. At least, he won't let anything happen to
him here." She amended as she continued her
conversation with her child.
She cocked her head to the side and then made a cheery
face at the baby. "Sounds like both your daddy's are
here and Uncle Xander too."
She breathed a sigh of relief. She'd been a bit
worried about Big Mike and the word he'd put out about
wanting William 'alive'. Big Mike was known for
holding grudges and loosing an appendage was a pretty
big grudge. Well, he really shouldn't have tried to
touch the baby when she was still an egg. He'd
threatened to scramble her. William would have killed
him normally but Rolf forbade killing in the village
and so Mike had only lost a paw. She grimaced to
herself and gave a slight shudder. William had been
every inch a Master Vampire when he'd punished Mike.
She'd almost felt sorry for him, almost.
She looked up with a big smile as the men returned.
She sighed; they'd obviously been in a fight. William
was looking cocky, Xander flushed, and Rolf
long-suffering. They all gathered around in greeting
and she found herself hugged and kissed and the baby
taken from her hands and tickled and petted. Everyone
was talking at once and there were too many males in
her kitchen, knocking things over and insulting each
other, mostly good-naturedly, and trying to steal food
and she just smiled, she was so happy to have her
family back safe and sound.
Spike raised an eyebrow at the happy sprite and
glanced about at the controlled chaos. The two of them
shared a look of understanding. He winked at her and
then winked at a scowling Rolf as well before taking
the baby in one arm and Xander in the other and
heading toward the living room.
"C'mon mate, let's get you a decent shirt; one that
doesn't glow in the dark. Disgraceful, showing up
looking like that," the blonde made a disapproving
noise. "Kids these days."
Xander huffed loudly protesting that it wasn't his
fault, which caused the baby to giggle. Spike gave her
a mock look of horror. "You're just encouraging him
you know?"
He laughed as she blew a bubble at him. "Same room as
before luv?" He called over his shoulder.
"Oh, yes, but with all the guests, you and Xander are
sharing the room. Is that okay?" She asked innocently.
Rolf gave her a look that clearly said she was not
fooling him but didn't interfere. Meanwhile his
cousins were watching the proceedings with wide-eyed
solemnity. He handed them each a drink.
The eldest motioned towards the living room. "Is that
William's new mate?"
Rolf smirked and saluted his wife, "If Nualla has
anything to say about it, he will be." Nualla just
hushed him and smiled.
The cousins shared a look and wisely kept their
silence.
* * * * * * * * * * * * *
"Dismissed Private."
"Well, so much for your theory." Graham shook his
head. "I almost believed you there about some sort of
cosmic luck working for those two but now." He
gestured toward the door, waving the report the
departing Private had left.
Riley sat comfortably in his seat looking amazingly
unconcerned. "What do you mean Graham?" He asked.
Graham Miller just stared at his friend, "It's all
over Ri. We found them. We have them under
surveillance. They're not leaving that village without
us knowing about it. Spike and Xander are as good as
captured."
"You've got to have a little more faith Graham, trust
me." Riley propped his legs up on the desk. "We don't
have them yet." He answered his friend serenely.
"Heck, anything could happen."
Miller sighed deeply. "Fine, we can't go in and take
them out anyway; too many non-coms in the way. Maybe
you're right, maybe they'll just waltz right past us
or something amazing will happen and they'll escape in
the nick of time."
Riley gave his friend one of his best farm boy grins.
"Now you're talking," Riley told his disgruntled
lieutenant. He laughed softly as Graham exited the
tent muttering under his breath. "I hate this
assignment."
* * * * * * * * * * * *
"Are you trying to tell me that all of you couldn't
take out one lousy vamp and his human pet?" Big Mike
roared as he slammed the table.
"Rolf showed up boss. He's claiming him as family and
you know what that means. We can't touch him as long
as he's in the village."
"Then lure him outside the village idiots! I don't
care how you do it but I want that little leech in
front of me on his knees, got it!" Mike snarled.
He was not a happy crime boss. He hadn't expected Rolf
to actually claim the vampire as family. He knew Rolf
didn't like Spike and disapproved of vampires in
general. Nualla must still be mighty fond of the
blonde if Rolf did that. Well, maybe he could do a
little favor for the demon chief. Rolf probably
wouldn't be too concerned if something were to happen
to Spike outside of the village. He could claim that
it was outside his jurisdiction; even Nualla couldn't
argue with that.
He had a sudden thought and gave one of those hissing
guffaws which raised the hackles of all those
listening. "You say he was mighty fond of that little
pet he had with him?"
His henchmen nodded timidly. "Well that's the answer
then, lure the pet and the Master will follow." He
snorted, "The kid can't be all that smart, he's with a
vampire; should be a piece of cake."
He leaned back, his pupils gleaming as he contemplated
the capture of his enemy. He looked up at the still
waiting henchmen, "Well, go!" They all scattered,
happy to still be able to move of their own volition.
"Yeah, a piece of cake." Big Mike chuckled to himself.
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Part Thirteen
"Thanks so much for embarrassing
me back there, Fang,"
Xander groused as he followed the vampire to the
bedroom. Spike ignored the complaining with practiced
ease and continued rapidly switching from gameface and
back again, much to the baby's delight.
Xander heaved a sigh that quickly turned into a crow
of delight. "Dibs on the hammock," he cried.
Spike raised an eyebrow and shared a look with his
daughter before remarking dryly in a bad American
accent, "Darn it! I wanted dibs on the hammock."
The baby gave him what could only be described as a
suspicious look that Spike returned with one of his
rare genuine smiles.
Xander tried to think of a snarky comeback but he was
too caught up in the way Spike's eyes crinkled up at
the corners as he grinned at his daughter. "Wow, he's
really good looking, movie star good looking," thought
Xander. "And this is yet another deeply disturbing
notion brought to you courtesy of Xander's wayward
brain." He gave himself a quick mental shake and dived
at the hammock. Unfortunately he over shot the centre
and the tricky device ended up dumping him on the
floor where he landed in an ungainly heap.
He caught his breath and stared up at a smirking
vampire and interested baby. He gave them both a
good-natured grin.
"What's going on in there?" Nualla called down the
hall.
"Nothing," the two men answered in unison. There was
moment's silence followed by, "Fine, we're ready to
sit down to dinner."
"Be right there luv," Spike called before reaching
down one handed and lifting Xander to his feet.
"Best get cleaned up mate," Spike informed the
brunette. He rummaged around in Xander's duffle bag,
ignoring the huff of indignation from the young man.
He pulled out a somewhat subdued bowling shirt in red.
It actually had 'Xander' embroidered above the pocket.
Spike gave Xander a look.
"Yeah, fine, I bowl all right and I'm not ashamed to
admit it." Xander snatched the shirt from the blonde's
hand.
"You got the whole kit then?" Spike asked mildly.
"Yeah, so?" Xander's chin went up.
"I've never seen it." Spike continued calmly.
"Well, it was in the closet," Xander's eyes shifted
slightly.
"Not your closet, I ought to know. I'm always going
through your stuff." Spike ignored the "Hey!" from the
brunette. The vampire contemplated the baby in his
arms before continuing thoughtfully, "That means, you
kept it somewhere else; Red's place most likely. I
can't believe you two managed to keep it secret. I
wager even Anya don't know. Am I right?"
"Not a word, not one word to anybody." Xander shook
his finger at the vampire. "I mean it Spike!" Xander
stared at the shirt in his arms despairingly. He
hadn't even noticed Anya packing it and she hadn't
paid any attention to it, never knew what it meant to
him because he never told her. "And that pretty much
sums up our relationship: the blind leading the
clueless."
"So you on a team then?" Spike bounced the baby
gently, frowning slightly as Xander continued to stand
there staring at the shirt in his hands, making no
move to change.
"Not anymore and yes Willow has my stuff and yes, I'm
pretty good and no Anya didn't know and I don't want
you telling her." Xander said sternly.
"It's just bowling mate. It's not like you're a closet
figure skater like the Slayer and are you going to get
changed or what?" Spike growled. "Bloody Hell, you'd
think they were discussing state secrets not possible
blackmail material.
"Fine, I'll get changed. I'll be out in a minute."
Xander gestured impatiently to the door when Spike
didn't move. "I'm not getting changed in front of the
baby, Spike."
The vampire calmly turned the baby to his shoulder and
smirked. Xander gave a passable imitation of a
vampire's growl and ripped off the torn shirt. He
quickly pulled the undershirt over his head and pulled
on the new shirt all the while accompanied by teasing
comments like "Take it all off baby!" from the
vampire.
Xander wanted to think that the flush he felt was
caused by anger at the annoying bleached menace. He
definitely wanted to think that because any other
thought was just too wiggy.
Xander slipped into the bathroom across the hall and
quickly washed up and then took the baby while Spike
got cleaned up. They both arrived in the dining room
to find Nualla, Rolf and his cousins all ready seated.
They swiftly took their places after handing the baby
to Rolf.
"These are my cousins, Lars and Olaf. I would have
introduced you earlier but you were both otherwise
engaged." Rolf gave Spike a razor-sharp smile, which
the vampire returned.
"And this is William the Bloody of the Line of
Aurelius and Alexander Harris of Sunnydale." Rolf
finished the introductions. Both demons nodded
formally to Spike who nodded coolly in return before
turning to Xander.
Xander stood and stuck out his hand, "You can just
call me Xander." Lars reached out hesitantly and
engulfed the human's hand with his own. Xander shook
the massive appendage briskly. "How do you do." He
said brightly before turning to Olaf and repeating the
greeting.
Spike stared down at his plate, trying desperately not
to burst out laughing. The two demons looked
gob-smocked after being introduced to Xander Harris,
All American Guy. He looked up to catch Nualla's eyes
on him. She winked before handing Rolf a bowl of
vegetables to be passed around the table.
"So pet, the party's day after tomorrow, right?" Spike
asked.
"Do you need us to do anything Nualla?" Xander asked
blithely disregarding Spike's scowl at the offer.
"Well, there's some supplies coming in on the boat
tomorrow, you could help Rolf pick those up." Nualla
answered studiously ignoring Rolf's glower.
"Sure, no problem," Xander smiled at her.
Spike frowned to himself. He didn't like the thought
of his friend going off by himself. He wasn't sure
that Rolf was going to take the proper care where
Xander was concerned. There was a trick to Xander-care
that Spike wasn't sure the demon could manage but if
he voiced his concerns here, in front of everyone, it
would sound odd. After all it wasn't like the human
was his mate or consort. He wasn't even a pet. He was
a friend, but that relationship didn't exist between
humans and vampires as far as the demon community was
concerned.
Actually, now that Spike thought about it, how as he
going to explain Xander to the party guests? He was
one of the baby's fathers and Nualla's first husband.
Rolf had, surprisingly, acknowledged him as family;
that meant he had a certain status to maintain and he
was still a Master Vampire, chip or no chip. He
mentally groaned to himself, "Spike, old boy, you've
got to start thinking things through."
He sighed, "Oh well, why start now?" He thought before
shrugging his shoulders as he listened to Xander
asking numerous questions about the jungle and nodding
wide-eyed at the answers.
The rest of the meal passed amicably. Lars and Olaf
seemed to take a shine to the animated young man.
Spike noted the interest and made a valiant effort not
to show any indication of possessiveness and would
have succeeded if Nualla hadn't been watching for any
such signs. She smiled to herself as she and Rolf
retired for the night. William would end up making a
formal declaration before his visit was through, of
that she had no doubt.
Spike lay on his bed listening to the nighttime sounds
of the jungle; the squeak of just caught prey, the
prowling nocturnal hunters, the sounds of the river in
the distance and the soft creak of hammock as Xander
gently rocked to and fro.
For his part Xander stared out the window through the
gauze of the mosquito netting draped over his bed. He
could smell the rich loam of the jungle. Although
there was no breathing coming from the occupant of the
bed next to him, he could sense the vampire's presence
and found it comforting.
"Hey Spike? You want to hear a joke?" Xander
whispered.
The vampire raised an unseen eyebrow before answering.
"Is it dirty?"
"No," Xander said patiently.
"Yeah, all right," Spike propped his arms behind his
head as Xander began.
"So this mushroom waddles into a bar and climbs up on
a barstool. He says, 'Hey barkeep, I'll have a beer.'
Well, the bartender just looks at him and then shrugs
and figures what the heck and gives him a beer. Well
the mushroom sits there chatting with the bartender,
the waitress, and the people around him. He orders a
round for the house and starts telling a few jokes and
everybody just loves the guy. The bartender's
thinking, 'I'm glad I decided to serve this little
mushroom." He's so much fun that the bartender asks
him if he'll come back the next night and the mushroom
says 'Sure,' before finishing his beer and heading
home.
He comes in the next night and the same thing happens,
he entertains the whole bar and the bartender's
business is great, everyone happy and ordering drinks
and the mushroom telling jokes and being amusing. At
the end of the evening the mushroom gets ready to
leave again and the bartender says 'Hey, I gotta ask
you, where did you learn to play to a room like that?
You're a born entertainer.'
The mushroom just laughs and says, 'What can I tell
you, I'm just a fungi.'
Xander didn't even see the vampire move. One minute he
was laying peacefully in his hammock and the next he
was being unmercifully tickled.
"That was the worst bloody joke I've heard." Spike
didn't seem hampered by the netting, which Xander
found very unfair as he tried unsuccessfully to defend
himself.
"No it's not! I love that joke! Willow told it to me
when we were six. It's the only one I can actually
remember." Xander gasped and batted at the vampire's
hands.
Spike stopped his torture of the human and leaned over
the panting brunette. Xander felt his breath catch in his throat because he was now on the receiving end of the vampire's rare genuine smiles. "Why am I not
surprised?" Spike stared down into deep brown eyes.
" 'Cause you know us so well?" Xander said in a hushed
voice caught by deep blue eyes.
"Yeah, that must be it," Spike murmured before
capturing the human's lips with his own.
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Part Fourteen
Spike heard Xander's breath hitch
as he continued the
kiss, running his tongue along the softening lips,
gently seeking access. With a faint sigh of surrender,
Xander allowed the vampire entry.
Spike leaned forward, trying to press himself more
firmly against Xander and Xander arched up slightly to
return the caress. Unfortunately, they were too caught
up in the kiss to notice that attempting sex or even
heavy petting in a hammock required a certain degree
of finesse and concentration that neither man was
capable of at the moment. Xander tried to untangle his
arms from the netting in an attempt to wrap them
around the blonde at the same time Spike tried to move
up on the unsteady bedding, resulting in Spike
flipping the hammock over and dumping the two some on
the wood flooring.
In an effort to save them, Xander made grab for the
mosquito netting, which was never manufactured to take
the weight of two full-grown males in the throes of
passion. Spike's elbow ended up in Xander's midriff,
leaving him gasping for air, and most of Xander's
weight ended up centred on Spike's more delicate
parts, leaving him just gasping.
* * * * * * * * * * * *
*THUMP*
Rolf rolled over heavily and glared at the bedroom
door. "Some of us have work to do tomorrow. Some of us
aren't nocturnal predators!"
Nualla patted him gently on the arm and made the same
soft soothing noises she made for the baby. "Shhh,
sweetheart. I'm sure they'll settle down soon."
"You see what comes of meddling? Now we're going to
have to listen to their sexual escapades for the rest
of their stay." Rolf punched his pillow and tried to
get comfortable again.
Nualla cocked her head to the side, listening
carefully. Her husband stared at her, scandalized.
"Nualla! What are you doing"?
"I don't think they're having sex, honey. I mean, it's
awfully quiet and there's no growling or anything."
She wrinkled her nose in thought, "Of course, Xander's
human and they don't growl and he does strike me as
being shy."
Rolf clapped his hands over his wife's ears. "Stop
listening for sounds of sex from our guest's room."
"What, I can't hear you, someone has their hands over
my ears." She grinned sweetly at the outraged male
above her.
He grumbled, taking his hands away and then making a
great show of trying to rearrange his covers. Once
that was done he determinedly closed his eyes trying
to banish thoughts of blonde vampires having sex down
the hall: of blonde vampires having sex with his wife.
He snarled.
Nualla waited until he was settled before launching
herself onto his chest and tickling him until he
opened his eyes and scowled at her. She waggled her
eyebrows suggestively.
"I can think of lots of ways to get your mind off
what's going on down the hall."
He gave her a slow grin, "Oh yeah?"
"Uh huh," She whispered. "Let me show you."
* * * * * * * * * * *
Both men recovered at about the same time with Spike
being pragmatic as he carefully rubbed his bruised
parts. "Well, I suppose it's just as well that I've
all ready fathered a child."
Xander coughed in agreement. He hated getting the wind
knocked out of him although at least the fall had
served the purpose of knocking some sense into his
head. He and Spike had been making out. Spike kissed
him and he kissed back. They kissed each other and it
was pleasant. Well actually, more than pleasant,
pretty great, but still, just kissing. There's no law
that says you have to make a complete lifestyle change
based on kissing. Xander nodded to himself calmly as
he considered the past, he glanced at his watch, wow,
only five minutes.
Spike watched Xander nodding to himself and thought,
"So, he's in denial then. Well, I'll put a stop to
that."
"If we hadn't tipped over I was gonna try and shag
you, you know?" Spike smirked half on his way to being
angry.
Xander turned to the leering vampire with the same
calm look in his eyes and smiled, "Well I have it on
good authority that I'm a very shaggable guy Spike."
Spike frowned suspiciously at the serene response. "I
was well on my way to seducing you; another minute and
I would have had you too."
Xander cocked his finger at the vampire and pointed,
"You the man."
"Bloody Hell, aren't you going to try to deny it!"
Spike burst out. "You aren't going to tell me how
you're not gay and the kiss didn't mean anything or
that you're at least confused by what just happened"?
Xander held his chin, seemingly deep in thought for a
moment before turning to the vampire. "No."
"What does that mean?" Spike asked, completely thrown
by this strangely tranquil young man sitting next to
him.
"No, I'm not going to deny it. We were definitely
kissing." He raised his right hand in oath, "I can
vouch for that. As for being gay, well, I don't think
I am gay. I think the word is bi-sexual considering
that I like sex with women and we haven't technically
had sex yet so I don't know if I'd like it with you or
not."
Spike opened his mouth to protest but Xander
forestalled him with a raised hand. "Don't even bother
telling me how good you are okay?" Spike gave him a
'you don't know what you're missing' look but
shrugged.
"As for the meaning of the kiss, hmmm, well that's a
toughie. I'm not confused, perhaps bemused would be
the correct wording?" Xander gave the blonde a long
look. "How about you? How do you feel about what just
happened?"
Spike blinked, "You just used the word bemused
correctly in a sentence."
Xander gently whapped the vampire across the back of
the head, "Focus, I'm trying to have an adult conversation here." Xander
said in disgust.
"I just, why are you being so calm?" Spike asked. "I
expected tears, recriminations, accusations, the
usual."
Xander patted the vampire's knee sympathetically,
"Man, and I thought my track record with relationships
was bad. Look, I used to date Cordelia Chase. I used
to hide in broom closets making out with a woman who
wouldn't acknowledge me in public. I asked an ex-demon
to marry me and I'm not even going into the women who
tried to kill me as a method of courtship, so being
attracted to a good looking guy is a little disturbing
but I'm a grown up, I'll deal." Xander threw up his
hands in acceptance.
Spike stared at the young man with new found respect
and scooted a little closer. He gestured to his bed,
"So any chance we could just pick up where we left off
then?"
"Ah, no. I think I've reached my limit of adulthood
tonight; give me a little time to decide whether or
not I want to ease into the deep end of the pool so to
speak." Xander gave the hopeful vampire an entreating
look.
Spike grumbled, "Yeah, all right then." He was sure
this was just a polite way of telling him to sod off.
He stood and felt a slight tug on his hand. He looked
down into pleading eyes.
"Spike, I damned near screwed up a great friendship
once by trying to become lovers. Willow and I had to
really work at staying friends after that whole 'Spike
kidnaps us' incident." He and Spike shared a wry smile
before Xander again grew serious. "I don't want to
take the chance on screwing up another friendship by
trying to make something fit where it won't,
understand?"
Spike nodded mutely, swallowing past the sudden lump
in his throat. Xander wanted to keep Spike around. He
didn't want to risk losing Spike and Spike most
definitely did not want to risk losing Xander. He gave
the worried human a bright smile. Xander returned it
with a relieved smile of his own. The blonde tugged
him up and they went about righting the hammock and
putting the bed back together.
They heard a loud thump followed by giggling, which
was quickly muffled. Spike glared at the door slightly
scandalized. "And with guests right down the hall
too!" Xander just rolled his eyes at the vampire.
Spike thumped his pillow, got settled in and listened
to Xander's breath getting slower.
"Night Spike," Xander murmured.
"Night Xan." Spike turned his head, keeping watch and
patiently waiting until his friend was asleep before
dozing off.
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Part Fifteen
Xander awoke slowly, first one
eye then the other. He
blinked once, twice and yawned widely. He turned his
head to squint out the bedroom window, not that there
was much to see through the mosquito netting and
overhanging foliage that heavily shaded the room. His
head rolled slowly in the other direction. Spike had
burrowed into the bed covers and all that could be
seen of the vampire were several tufts of white blonde
hair sticking above the blanket.
Xander smiled softly, "Aww, he's so cute when he's
sleeping," he thought. "Actually, he's pretty darn
cute even when he's not." Xander gave a silent sigh;
"And that's the problem. I think Spike is cute.
Kissing Spike turned me on. I like Spike. I am
insane." Xander nodded to himself, his stomach paying
no attention to his internal dialogue, growled for
attention. Xander glared at his middle, "Pipe down,
you. No one asked for your opinion." His stomach only
growled louder in reply.
"Oh for God's sake go get something to eat! There are
people trying to sleep here!" The Spike shaped lump on
the bed growled before burrowing deeper into the
covers. Xander raised an eyebrow and yawned loudly and
theatrically.
He rolled out of his hammock, slipping into his jeans
before snagging a fresh shirt and underwear. He walked
across the hall to get cleaned up and found fresh
towels, instructions on how to use the environmentally
friendly shower and a small green lizard eyeing him
curiously from its perch on the wall. Xander kept a
wary eye on the animal (because you just never know
when something may morph into a huge scaly demon)
while he showered and shaved.
Feeling much refreshed he slipped back into the
bedroom to snag his sandals, hat and rucksack,
stopping on the way out to ask whether Spike was
absolutely sure he didn't want to get up and help run
errands; a two fingered salute was his reply.
Xander whistled an off key tune on his way to the
dining room. Rolf and the baby were all ready seated
when he arrived. The big demon was sipping a really
large cup of coffee and studying a list while keeping
one eye on his daughter. The baby was happily making a
mess with something that looked like mashed banana.
Xander wasn't sure how much of the food was actually
making it to her mouth but she seemed in high spirits.
Nualla bade him a cheery good morning and slipped
another large cup of sweetened coffee in front of him
along with a basket of various fruits and bread. Rolf
nodded a greeting and went back to checking his list.
The baby slapped her hands down and gurgled at him
appreciatively.
Xander pulled out his camera. "Do you guys mind?"
"No of course not, as long as we get copies," Nualla
beamed. Rolf grunted in agreement.
"There are four angry females at home that can't
believe Spike didn't have any baby pictures." Xander
started snapping shots. The baby seemed to realize
what was happening and giggled engagingly for the
camera. "We can't go home without them."
Rolf laughed, "So, William has four females to answer
to, perhaps there is some justice after all." Nualla
swatted him in mock outrage. He merely gave her a slow
grin in response. Nualla flushed a bit at the look and
asked Xander, rather breathlessly, if he'd like
anything else for breakfast.
Xander, recognizing the looks passing between the
couple and remembering the noises from last night, hid
a smile and just shook his head and continued taking
pictures of baby.
"You are a natural ham, baby girl. I can see Spike in
you for sure." Xander thought, snapping another shot.
The baby just batted her lashes and cooed.
* * * * * * * *
It was decided that Xander would accompany Rolf down to the docks to help unload party supplies. They would
stop by the cantina on the way so that Xander could
call home and reassure Willow that he was indeed safe
and still in one piece and to pick up Rolf's other
cousin, Sven. Xander was just dying to ask the demon
why everyone in his family seemed to have Viking names
but didn't want to be insulting or end up pounded into
human goo. He all ready knew that Spike was not one of
Rolf's favourite people so he wasn't sure how Rolf
viewed him. Since meeting him again, Rolf had treated
him with a sort of amused politeness that made Xander
rather uncomfortable, like the demon knew a secret
that concerned him.
Xander squirmed mentally; maybe Rolf had picked up on
the fact that Xander liked Spike. Xander felt his
cheeks heat up, was he that obvious? He didn't think
so but he'd never been very good at hiding his
feelings when he was interested in someone. Well,
except for Cordelia, he managed to hide that from
everyone, including himself.
Darn, if Rolf had figured it out, that meant Nualla
had too and boy, was this going to add a whole new and
exciting complication to his attempts to work out his
relationship with Spike. "Well Xander old pal, you
always wanted a family that showed some interest; be
careful what you wish for," he thought with a rueful
smile.
Rolf glanced behind him at the subdued young human.
The boy had a half serious look on his face. Rolf
sighed. He supposed the human was engaged in some form
of soul searching after the events of last night. If
Nualla was right, then William hadn't claimed the
human yet, perhaps that's why he seemed so
introspective or maybe the human was just now thinking
through the implications of being mated to a vampire.
Perhaps he should say something reassuring? Rolf
frowned, no he was not going to get involved, besides,
the boy should think this mating through carefully,
mixed marriages were difficult at best and from what
he learned in Sunnydale, the Slayer considered this
human family.
William was insane, wanting to be family bound to a
Slayer. Why it was unheard of for a vampire. It was a
good thing the line of Aurelius was either dead,
cursed or insane otherwise there would be Hell to pay.
Of course now that he'd claimed William as family that
meant he could also end up being family bound to a
Slayer. Being able to claim a Slayer and Guardian of
a Hellmouth as family by marriage might come in handy
someday; Rolf narrowed his eyes thoughtfully; perhaps
he *could* say something to reassure the boy.
"Vampire's rarely eat their consorts," He said
heartily, slapping the young man on the back gently.
He gave a self-satisfied smile, well, that should make
the human feel better.
Xander stared nonplussed at the smiling demon. What,
where, what? Rolf nodded encouragingly then returned
to leading the way to the village.
Xander started trying to trace the events of the last
few minutes to figure out where in the heck that
non-sequiter came from before just shaking his head
and giving up. At least this answered his question;
yes Rolf did indeed think there was something going on
between Spike and Xander. Xander suddenly brightened
considerably; Rolf had said consort, which meant he
must have picked something up from Spike too and now
the vampire's family was taking an interest. Of course
the kissing and petting last night had let Xander know
that Spike was attracted to him, but consort made the
whole thing more respectable and homey.
Xander blanched, homey? Respectable? No, no, they were
friends who just might, in future, have sex, maybe, if
Xander didn't have a coronary thinking about it first.
Spike wasn't courting and he wasn't waiting around for
Spike to make an honest man out of him. They weren't
even dating for gosh sakes! He wasn't getting rushed
into another marriage, not this time. This time he was
going to take things slowly.
Xander winced, now see this was the down side to
having an interested family: unasked for advice, talk
of consorts; it was like be swarmed by a whole pack of
resolved and concerned Willows. Xander gave a delicate
shudder.
Xander was so caught up in his thoughts, he didn't
even notice when they entered the village square and
Rolf came to a halt in front of the cantina. Xander
pulled himself up short and just avoided bumping into
the big demon's back. Admonishing himself to pay
attention, Xander found his hand being engulfed by a
large paw. Sven, the other cousin from last night,
gave him a toothy smile and growled something
completely unintelligible at him.
"Right back at ya, big guy," Xander smiled trying to
discreetly free his hand before the friendly demon
dislocated his shoulder. Sven, oblivious, continued to
pump Xander's hand, babbling away until Rolf gently
rescued Xander's appendage.
"Go make your phone call. The boat should be here
soon. We'll meet you down by the dock." Rolf gestured
to the river.
Xander nodded and gave them a cheery wave before
heading into the cantina. He didn't notice the small
rat faced demon that slipped out the back door upon
spying him entering the bar.
Rolf watched the young man depart and then exchanged a
look with Sven whose good-natured grin was replaced by
a feral smile and a low-throated growl. Rolf growled
in return. Sven bowed briefly to his Chieftain before
turning and swiftly disappearing into the jungle.
Rolf watched him leave, glanced once more at the
cantina and then made his way to the docks.
Xander checked his watch, quickly calculated the time
difference and dialled the Magic Shop. This time he got
Giles on the phone. The Watcher was relieved, to say
the least. He'd apparently received a distraught phone
call from the girls last night and had just managed to
talk Willow out of flying down to Brazil to 'fetch the
boys home' as she'd put it.
Xander tried the loud TV excuse. Giles told him not to
insult his intelligence so Xander went with the truth.
Oddly enough or maybe not, Giles had pretty much
figured out what had occurred and didn't seem all that
surprised or scandalized.
"You mean you don't want me to come home right now?"
Xander asked hesitantly after finishing his
description of the previous evening's excitement,
without the bedroom scene of course.
"No, why should I? You're a grown man. I would of
course be much happier if there were no more bar
brawls and attempted kidnappings by irate demon
gangsters but you are among friends and you have a
good head on your shoulders, when you choose to use
it." Giles said calmly, trying desperately not to
panic and demand that Xander come home right this
minute. He would have known he'd made the correct
decision if he could see the beatific smile that lit
Xander's face in response to the his declarations.
Giles thought he was a grown man, with a good head on
his shoulders. Xander stood a little straighter and
taller.
"Thanks Giles and, just, thanks. You'll tell the girls
I called and let them know everything's fine? Also,
tell them I have two disposable camera's worth of baby
pictures so far. That may help when you talk to them."
Xander asked.
"Yes, of course I will and Xander, you will take care
won't you? And if you do need help?"
"I'll call, don't worry. Give everyone my love and
I'll try and call after the party, let you guys know
how it went." Xander smiled and bade the Watcher
good-bye before hanging up the phone. "Well all
right," he couldn't stop grinning. It was definitely
going to be a good day.
He walked outside, smiling at two very pretty young
women who were busy cleaning the cantina's outside
tables.
"Good morning ladies," Xander tipped his hat
respectfully. The girls giggled appreciatively and
whispered to each other. Xander puffed his chest out
just a tad.
He spotted Rolf down by the docks but was distracted
by a sudden flutter of color. An incredibly large
parrot flew past him before settling on a low roof.
Xander carefully pulled out his camera and moved
slowly towards the bird as it preened. Just as he was
about to snap his shot, the bird flew off to land,
this time, on a small shed.
Xander followed it again, trying to line up his shot
and again the parrot flew just a little further
towards the edge of the village finally landing on a
vine outside the village boundaries.
Xander growled, "Look bird, I'm not chasing you all
over creation. Do you want your picture taken or not?"
The parrot gave a low caw, which Xander took to mean
yes. He lined up his shot one more time. He raised the
camera and felt a sudden sharp stinging on the side of
his neck.
He slapped his hand to his neck and stared in
confusion at the tiny, feathered needle that now lay
in the palm of his hand.
"Well Hell," he thought disgustedly before passing out
face down on the ground.
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Part Sixteen
Spike tried to go back to sleep
after Xander left the
room. He tossed and turned, trying not to listen to
the conversation coming from the dining room. He
finally heard Rolf and Xander leave.
"Well good, now I can bloody well get some rest." He
muttered to himself, grouchily. However, now he
started worrying about what trouble Xander might be
getting into without Spike there to look after him.
Rolf was thick as a post and besides, he didn't know
Xander like Spike did; the kid was a walking magnet
for trouble. You couldn't take your eyes off of him
for a second.
The vampire rolled over, punching his pillow angrily,
"Right, and who's gonna be the one staked right and
proper if something happens to him? Me that's who," He
grumbled.
It was in this frame of mind that he welcomed the soft
knock on the door and two smiling females who didn't
wait to be invited inside.
"Morning Will. Could you be love and watch her for me
while I clean up the kitchen?" Nualla asked while
setting the baby next to him on the bed.
"It's the bloody middle of the morning. Besides that,
I'm a guest!" Spike feigned outrage although he was
secretly pleased that something had come along to take
his mind off of worrying about Harris.
Nualla just laughed, "Don't be silly honey, you're not
a guest, you're family."
She gave him a quick kiss and slipped out the door
with a "Thanks."
The baby sat on the bed looking at her father
expectantly. Spike narrowed his eyes and mock growled.
His daughter gave a gurgling laugh before falling over
and attempting to make a break for it. Spike grabbed
her and set her upright again. The baby decided this
was a wonderful game and it kept her occupied for all
of five minutes before she spied a bug crawling across
the blanket and tried to capture and eat it.
She was not pleased when daddy took it away from her,
tossing it out the window. The sunny smile she usually
wore fled her face and her lower lip began to tremble.
Spike eyed his daughter with trepidation. He watched
in horror as her eyes grew moist and her pretty little
face scrunched up in a fair imitation of a game-face,
before she let loose with a truly impressive howl.
"Cor!" He exclaimed. The baby continued to cry.
Neither of her daddies had ever denied her anything.
She was hurt.
This was a thousand times worse then one of the Little
Bit's tantrums. In desperation, Spike grabbed his
duster from the floor and starting going through the
pockets, looking for something, anything to appease
his child. He found a head from one of Dru's old
dolls. She'd decapitated Miss Anne when they'd been
playing Henry the Eighth.
He stared at it bemusedly for a second (he really did
need to clean out the pockets of this coat) before
offering the item to the weeping baby like a
supplicant to his angry god.
She stopped crying abruptly, staring at the object,
cocking her head to one side before breaking into a
cheery smile and cooing delightedly at the vampire.
Spike let out a sigh of relief. He managed to slip
into his jeans while still under the blankets before
standing and quickly pulling on his t-shirt. The baby
was busy shaking the doll's head by its hair and
laughing when the eyes blinked at her.
Spike scooped the child up in his arms determined to
go in search of Nualla. He looked into his daughter's
pleased eyes and a reluctant smile tugged at his lips.
"You're evil, you know that don't you?" Spike
complimented the baby. She wrinkled her nose at him in
appreciation.
* * * * * * * *
Xander woke disoriented, with a mouth full of dead
leaves and a tingling sensation in his arms and legs.
He tried to move but all he could manage was a rapid
blinking motion of his eyelids. Okay this was bad. It
felt like his whole body was asleep.
All of a sudden he was unceremoniously rolled over
onto his back. He blinked again, able only to stare
straight up to the forest canopy before that view was
obscured by the faces of two of the demons from the
previous evening and a rat faced little demon, dressed
in a rumpled white linen suit and Panama hat, who
looked vaguely familiar.
He noted that the large parrot he'd been chasing was
sitting on one of the demon's shoulders. Xander
glowered at the bird, which returned the look with a
malicious one of his own.
The two demons grasped his arms, hauling him upright
and then nearly dropping him again as Xander swung
dizzily forward. "Weebles wobble but they don't fall
down," He thought somewhat hysterically.
Tweedledee and Tweedledum, as he'd come to think of
the two demons, cursed and steadied him before taking
a firmer hold.
"He's heavy. Mike ought a be paying us by the pound."
Tweedledee cursed. "Here hold up your end or he'll tip
over again."
"Why don't you shut up?" Tweedledum snarled.
"Both of you shut it. Now hurry it up before Rolf
figures out he's missing." Panama hat snapped.
"He won't care. We're outside the village. He'd thank
us if he knew." Tweedledee gave a hissing laugh that
was echoed by his parrot.
"What makes you think he doesn't?" Xander heard a low
voice growl. It didn't sound like Rolf but it did
sound like 'help'.
"Sven, hey, where did you come from?" Panama Hat asked
in an ingratiating tone.
"Don't bother Ernie, just put the human down and go
away." Sven answered in a deep voice.
Although he couldn't move, inside Xander was nodding
his head in vigorous agreement. "Yeah, put the human
down," he thought.
"We're outside the village. Rolf doesn't have any say
here." Tweedledee hissed in a menacing voice. The
sentiment was echoed by his parrot, which gave an evil
cackle and flew across Xander's field of vision in the
direction of Sven's voice.
The parrot's cackle was abruptly cut off and Ernie
gave a gasp. Xander could just manage to see
Tweedledee's face. He looked shocked.
"Tasty." Sven mumbled. It sounded like he was talking
with a mouth full of marbles.
"What is going on? Do I want to know? Naw, probably
not." Xander mused rather calmly.
"Now, put the boy down. Don't make me come over
there." Sven admonished in a much clearer voice.
"Yeah okay Sven, there's no need to get excited."
Ernie could be heard saying in a soothing tone. "Put
the kid down boys."
"But, my parrot?" Tweedledee whined.
"Forget the damn parrot! Drop him!" Tweedledum cried,
dropping Xander's arm like it was hot. Tweedledee
followed suit and Xander waxed philosophical as he
watched the ground come up to meet him for the second
time that morning.
* * * * * * * * *
Spike found Nualla on her hands and knees, moping up
the floor. Spike admired the view for a moment before
Nualla sat up and gave him an arch look over her
shoulder.
"Quit looking at my posterior, William. If Rolf
catches you, I'm not cleaning up the mess." She
scolded gently.
"No law against looking luv." Spike gave an
unconcerned laugh and shifted the baby to his other
shoulder.
She raised her eyebrows, "You lasted almost fifteen
minutes as a babysitter. I'm impressed."
"Did you hear that noise she was making? Enough to
wake the dead or the undead; like to deafen me. I've
got sensitive ears luv." Spike patted his ears gently
and gave her a cheeky grin.
"She does manage to make her displeasure known,"
Nualla agreed finishing up her cleaning. "If you can
hold out for another ten minutes or so I'll fix you a
nice cup of coffee after I put her down for her nap."
Spike folded himself with natural grace into one of
the kitchen chairs. "I'm a Master Vampire. I think I
can handle it."
Nualla bit her lip to keep from laughing out loud and
nodded in agreement.
"So, get a good night's sleep?" She asked innocently.
"Better than yours, I'll bet." Spike said dryly.
She blushed delicately and wrinkled her nose at him in
a perfect imitation of their daughter.
"I hope Xander slept well." She continued fishing.
"I expect so." Spike returned calmly.
She gave a little huff of annoyance. "He seems like a
very nice young man."
"Yeah, can't imagine why he's hanging out with me."
Spike agreed seriously, hiding a smile.
"Do you like him?" Nualla asked in exasperation.
"Must, haven't eaten him yet." Spike answered then
laughed out loud at the irritated look on his wife's
face. "He's all right, for a human."
Nualla stopped all pretence of cleaning the floor.
"Just all right?"
"He's human luv. You know what they're like." Spike
shrugged.
"I thought..."
"Yeah, I know what you thought. 'I hope you don't mind
sharing a room.' I wasn't born yesterday pet. Look
he's just a friend, nothing more." Spike said
blithely.
Nualla frowned, "So I should just mind my own business
and there's nothing going on, is that what you're
saying?" She took the baby out of his hands.
"Women, you're all hopeless romantics, doesn't matter
how old you are or what species." Spike gave a
disgusted snort. "I'm not saying I wouldn't mind
shagging the lad, don't get me wrong but women got to
read all sorts of love nonsense in just wanting to
have sex."
Spike shook his finger at the sprite. "Detachment,
that's the key to a good shag, all these soft, silly
feelings just get in the way."
"Really," Nualla said sardonically, "What a
fascinating approach to relationships you have
William."
Spike opened his mouth to return a snappy reply when
he there was a sudden commotion on the steps and Rolf
burst in followed by one of his cousins who was
carrying a limp Xander.
"What the hell happened? What did you do to my pet?"
Spike demanded as he jumped up to meet Sven's approach
and check on his mate. "You've broken him!" Spike
turned accusing eyes on Rolf.
"I didn't do anything to him. It was your shady past
that caught up to him. Ernie and two of your friends
from last night were trying to kidnap him. They
drugged him but it's wearing off." A disgruntled Rolf
snapped at the vampire.
"Spike! Hey pal, how ya doing?" Xander asked brightly,
staring at the vampire upside down from his position
in Sven's arms. "Did you know you were up side down?"
Xander giggled and Sven set him carefully on his feet.
Xander promptly slid down the demon's legs to a seated
position on the floor.
"That first step's a doozy eh?" Xander nodded sagely.
"I feel very small all of a sudden." Xander peered at
the sea of legs surrounding him. He looked up at Spike
and gave a boyish grin.
"Hey Spike, guess what? I think I may be just a bit
stoned." He tapped the side of his nose and attempted
a wink at the blonde. Spike just stared and then went
back to glaring at Rolf.
Rolf glared back and Nualla sighed before crouching
down in front of the human. "Xander, are you feeling
sick at all?"
"Nope, no siree, no ma'am, I am not." Xander tried to
answer seriously before breaking into another sunny
grin. The baby giggled at him and Xander giggled back.
They had achieved parity.
Nualla patted his knee consolingly, "I'm going to make
you some tea to drink. It'll make you sleepy but I
think that's the best thing for you right now." She
stood briskly.
"All right, everyone out of my kitchen unless you're
serving some necessary function like Sven."
"No way, I'm not leaving my mate. What if something
horrible happens? I obviously can't trust this
blighter to look after him." He gestured angrily at
Rolf.
"That's the last time I let you take my mate
anywhere." Spike raged.
"Let me? Since when do you 'let me' do anything?
Besides, he's a grown man; he can do what he pleases.
He doesn't need your permission." Rolf snapped back.
"Anyway, he's safer with me than you. They were your
enemies that were after him, probably in retaliation
for your last visit. Why if I hadn't set Sven to
keeping an eye on him, he'd be in Big Mike's hands
right now."
"Thanks Sven," Xander patted the big demon's knee
before gesturing the demon to come closer. Sven sighed
and bent down to the human. He certainly was an
amusing little fellow, not at all what he thought
William's new consort would be like though.
"Spike doesn't mean it, for a vampire, he's a real
sweetie." Xander apologized for the angry vampire.
Sven patted the young man and nodded.
"Excuse me, take the discussion out of my kitchen.
Actually no, just end the discussion." Nualla snapped.
"Rolf, you know what Mike would have done to the baby
if William hadn't been there so it's not really
William's fault that a psychopath is angry with him,
now is it? And William, Rolf did look after Xander.
He's back here, in one piece and if you will all just
get out of my kitchen I can make him some tea and
he'll feel much better, all right?" Nualla gestured to
the living room.
Both men grumbled but acquiesced to the irritated
sprite. Spike gave one last agonized look at the human
sitting on the floor. Xander caught the blonde's eyes
on him and gave a cheery wave, which Spike returned
half-heartedly.
"Detachment my eye." Nualla muttered under her breath
as she mixed the ingredients for the tea.
"He's cute isn't he?" Xander looked up at Nualla and
Sven. "Do you think he's cute?" Xander continued
without waiting for a reply, "I think he's cute."
Nualla smiled and shook her head, and the party wasn't
until tomorrow. "My life is just too exciting." She
told the interested baby. The baby patted her cheek
consolingly.
Spike and Rolf sat in stony silence in the living room
while Nualla made the tea. They could hear Xander
humming to himself and exchanging baby talk with their
daughter.
"Did Xander know Sven was watching out for him?" Spike
asked finally.
"No, I didn't think he'd be too happy if he knew he
had a shadow." Rolf answered stiffly.
"Probably not." Spike reluctantly agreed. He took a
deep breath and grimaced sourly, "Good idea, having
Sven watch him. Thanks." It was said through gritted
somewhat sharp teeth.
"You're welcome." Rolf said gruffly, relaxing his
hostile posture a bit. "Your human is very -
different." Rolf finished somewhat awkwardly.
Spike smiled, "Yeah, different, very." The two demons
exchanged a look and relaxed a little more.
* * * * * * * * * * * * *
"Pretty," thought Xander, waking up slowly to the
soft strumming of a guitar. The tune sounded slightly
Spanish; a little old fashioned and slow, a ballad
maybe. He kept his eyes closed for a bit as he
listened. He opened his eyes, turning his head to see
Spike sitting cross-legged on the bed next to him,
gently picking out the chords on the rather battered
guitar in his lap.
Spike stopped and looked up. Xander met his eyes and
smiled.
"Don't stop. I liked it." Xander coaxed.
"Can't really play, just messing about. Didn't mean to
wake you. Nualla said you'd sleep the rest of the
night. How you feeling, mate?" Spike asked hesitantly.
Xander frowned, poor Spike, he looked almost guilty.
At least Xander thought he looked guilty. He'd never
seen the emotion on the vampire's face before so he
couldn't be sure.
"I'll probably fall back to sleep very soon. You
didn't wake me and I'm feeling surprisingly good for
having been used as a human pin cushion." Xander gave
a half smile.
"Yeah, well sorry about that. Didn't think Ernie or
Mike would go after you." Spike didn't meet his eyes
or return his smile. He just shrugged.
Xander tapped the vampire on the knee to get his
attention. "They didn't get me though did they? Good
thing too, boy would they have been sorry." Xander
nodded and gave a lousy imitation of a vampire's
growl.
Spike gave a reluctant laugh. "You're an idiot
Harris."
"Yeah, I know but that's why we get on so well. We
have so much in common." Xander teased. Spike growled.
"Play more?" Xander gave the blonde his best puppy dog
eyes. Spike shook his head in mock disgust but resumed
his strumming. Xander smiled contentedly and dosed to
the soft tune.
* * * * * ** *
"You missed him again!" Mike was in a towering rage.
Tweedledee didn't even bother to answer, still in
mourning for his parrot and telling anyone that would
listen that "Sven just ate him. What kind of person
does that?"
Ernie rolled his eyes and tried to calm his boss down.
"Look, what do you want? Rolf obviously takes this
whole family thing seriously. He's given the kid a
shadow and I wouldn't be a bit surprised if he's got
someone watching the leech as well. We can't get at
them while they're in the village. Rolf's not letting
them out of his sight."
Mike's eyes glowed a deep red. "I don't care about
Rolf. I want my revenge and I'll get it, no matter
what I have to do or who I have to go through."
Ernie stared at his boss. Mike was really losing it.
That lousy vamp; Ernie wouldn't mind taking him down
either but you just didn't go up against Rolf and his
clan, not and expect to keep breathing.
Mike's face suddenly cleared and a truly vicious smile
spread over his features. Ernie shuddered; oh this
didn't look good.
"Fetch the book." Mike ignored the gasps of horror
this pronouncement raised.
"No boss, come on, the bloodsucker's not worth it."
Ernie pleaded.
Mike pointed imperiously and Ernie hung his head and
with dragging steps opened an ornately carved wooden
chest. He withdrew a very old grimoire, etched with
dark and powerful symbols. He shivered at the icy
coldness the book's touch invoked. He swallowed
heavily and set the book in front of Big Mike.
"It's time to raise the stakes." Mike intoned then
cackled, "Stakes boys, get it." He laughed evilly; the
boys joined in uneasily and Ernie contemplated taking
his vacation early this year.
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Part Seventeen a)
Spike woke up warm and relaxed.
Xander was cuddled
around him using the vampire's shoulder for a pillow.
Spike smiled slightly, he hadn't woken up wrapped in a
live human for over a century. Spike blinked then
grimaced; he'd also missed the pleasure of being
drooled on as well. He mentally shrugged, oh well it
was worth it.
He carefully slipped out from under the human, who
grumbled sleepily about being moved. He stared
blearily at the blonde for a moment before falling
back to sleep. Spike just shook his head. He'd
definitely lost his 'threat factor' with Harris. Spike
couldn't help feeling just a bit dejected.
He could feel a bout of broodiness coming on; he hated
brooding, getting all melancholy and introspective. He
blamed these bouts on Dru and Angel and the whole
damned line of Aurelius. How many other vampires got
the blues? Even the Master had been known to wander
around the caves, dressed in white and quoting bad
poetry. It was bloody embarrassing when it happened
and demons and vamps of other lines had called him
Ophelia behind his back. Spike sighed, the fights he,
Dru and Angelus had gotten into over the snickers
caused by that little peccadillo. Why even Darla
joined in to defend the 'family' honour. The other
demons had soon learned not to mess with them. That's
how they'd really gotten the name Scourge of Europe,
although no one felt the need to correct the Watcher's
Council when they'd come to their own conclusions.
He sighed again, walking slowly towards the kitchen.
Perhaps he'd heat up some blood and watch the sunrise
and contemplate this apparently deep attraction he had
for Harris. With his luck it would probably end up
being a fatal one, getting him killed in some
humiliating manner. He could see it now, Xander
turning to offer him some mu shu pork, tripping on the
rug and impaling Spike with a chopstick.
Spike desultorily stirred some honey into his blood.
He quietly opened the front door and folded himself
into the porch swing breathing in the pre dawn air. He
closed his eyes and listened to all the various day
creatures beginning to stir. The sun wouldn't reach
him through the trees but he could watch the sky
change colours with the approaching sunrise.
He had no one to blame but himself. He always got too
attached to people, demon-people, human-people it
didn't matter. He was one of those creatures that
functioned best when part of a couple. He did not do
well on his own, he never had. What scared him this
time though was that for the first time the person he
wanted to be attached to a) wasn't insane, b) wasn't
stupid, c) wasn't born to kill his kind and d)
actually seemed to like him, enough in fact, that he
might be willing to scout bi-sexual territory in order
to be with him. For the first time in his life,
someone was willing to make some adjustments in order
to be with him instead of expecting him to make all
the changes.
Spike sipped his blood slowly; this was serious. That
entire devil may care attitude he'd tried to pull on
Nualla last night had quickly been shown up as the rot
it was when he'd seen Xander in Sven's arms. She was
going to say 'I told you so'. He rolled his eyes, all
right; he deserved it so that was okay but now what to
do about Xander? What if Xander decided that he didn't
want to take a walk on the 'wild side'? What if he
did? What if Xander thought it over and just wanted to
be friends, what was he going to do?
Spike unconsciously started biting his lips, a left
over habit from his human days. He couldn't tie him
up, although that hadn't worked so well with Buffy and
he was sure it wouldn't work with Harris either. He
could try courting him? Spike gave a disgusted snort,
yeah right, he could just imagine the look on the
human's face accompanied by "Hey Blondie, the bleach
finally melt your brain?" He'd never hear the end of
it.
Hey, maybe he could just claim him, Master Vampire
style? Spike brightened for a moment before sighing
dejectedly. If he tried that, all he'd see of Xander
would be his dust as he took off running for the
hills. Besides, human consorts never lived very long.
Their vampire's always ended up turning them or
getting too zealous in their love play and bleeding
the poor creatures to death. Spike didn't want that.
He didn't want a vampire version of Xander. Xander
very much belonged in the sunlight. That was one of
the things that Spike enjoyed about his friend, the
life he brought to their relationship. He liked seeing
Xander after he'd been out all day. He liked smelling
the sunlight and fresh air that the human brought with
him; Xander smelled of Life and Spike liked that, a
lot. Besides, Xander was just plain fun to be around
and if one thing could be said about vampires or their
consorts, it would be that they were not fun people.
Although Spike liked to think that he was different.
He glanced up, noting the slight greenish tinge to the
sky that came before the dawn. He felt the shivers
running up and down his spine increase, an ancient
warning to find shelter from the coming daylight.
Spike ignored them out of long practice. Dawn held
little fear for him anymore. After all that he'd been through a lot in his un-life, a little of the old
ultraviolet just didn't cut it anymore especially
compared to this latest wrinkle.
Well, speak of the Devil. He watched Xander shuffle
out of the kitchen half awake, carrying a very large
cup of coffee. He plopped, far less gracefully then
Spike had, on to the porch swing. Spike watched him
yawn deeply and loudly before smacking his lips and
taking a healthy sip of coffee. "I must have it bad,
that actually struck me as cute," Spike thought
moodily.
Xander wrinkled his nose at the glum countenance of
the blonde. "So what are we brooding about?"
"Nothing, not brooding." Spike answered shortly.
Xander nodded his head before asking, "So what are we
not brooding about?"
"Nothing I told you," Spike snapped.
Xander raised both eyebrows. "Okaaaay. But if you're
not brooding, why are you drinking blood with honey in
it? That's like the Spike equivalent of comfort food."
This time it was Spike's turn to raise his eyebrows to
which Xander only shrugged, "I saw the honey out on
the kitchen counter." He didn't mention that he could
see that Spike had been biting his lips as well,
something he also only did when brooding.
"It's my daughter's Naming Day today. I'm just feeling
a little nostalgic is all. I'm allowed." Spike
answered, surprised to find that this was partiallytr ue. "Great, on top of everything else, I'm feeling
old. Hey, maybe this whole thing with Harris is like
some sort of male menopause and if I wait long enough,
it'll just go away?" Spike thought before catching the
understanding smile on the human's face as he
contemplated the vampire. Spike returned the smile
half-heartedly. "Oh well, nice try Spike."
"I can see that, Dad." Xander punched the blonde's arm
lightly. Spike growled warningly. "I was worried you
might be out here brooding about our relationship or
lack thereof." Xander took another sip of his coffee,
watching the sky turn pink.
Spike felt his heart drop before shrugging one
shoulder nonchalantly. "So, you decided you don't feel
like flying Air Spike eh? Your loss, mate."
Xander turned and gave the stoic vampire an
exasperated look before addressing himself to the
lightening sky, "Will wonders never cease Lord? I've
found someone with even lower self-esteem then myself.
Is it a sign?" He rolled his head to stare at the
stunned blonde. "I may have mentioned this to you
before. You're an idiot."
"Oi!" Spike tried not to hope. He tried very hard,
that emotion never worked out well for him.
"I'm assuming you didn't hear me telling anyone who
would listen last night, that I thought you were
cute?" Spike shook his head 'no' carefully.
Xander shrugged and threw up his hands. "What can I
say? I was drugged, it must be true."
"Well it is, but what does that mean exactly." Spike
asked while holding his breath, metaphorically
speaking.
"Well, it means that we apparently agree that you're
cute." Xander rolled his eyes at this. "And coupled
with the fact that I like kissing you makes me think
that we could try moving this, whatever it is, to the
next logical step." Xander finished and then looked at
the vampire expectantly.
"Great, that's bloody great!" Spike broke into a big
smile that Xander returned. Spike was fairly bouncing
in his seat. "So, great."
Xander laughed, "Yeah, you said that. So, what's
next?"
Spike blinked, "Ah, well what do you think? Do you
want to just go for it?"
Xander winced, opened his mouth to speak, closed it
then tried again. "Strangely enough, no, I don't want
to just 'go for it'. How about we try something a
little more intermediate?"
Spike nodded, "Yeah all right, what?"
Xander stared at the vampire nonplussed. "What do you
mean what? Don't you know? What did you do the other
times?"
Now it was Spike's turn to stare. "Other times?"
"The other times you pursued a man for something other
then food." Xander trailed off, getting that
uncomfortable feeling in the pit of his stomach that
always let him know that weirdness was headed his way.
"Oh God, you've never done this before have you?"
Spike looked uncomfortable, "Well, I guess, if you
wanted to get technical about it..."
Xander nodded vigorously.
"Well, then the answer would have to be no." Spike
squirmed just a bit.
Xander closed his eyes briefly and took a deep
cleansing breath. "Okay, just to make sure there are
no wacky misunderstandings going on, by no, you mean
you've never had sex with a human male, correct?"
Xander smiled encouragingly and a little desperately
at Spike.
Xander groaned inwardly as Spike started to bite his
lips again. "You've never had sex with a male
anything, have you?"
"Well, how hard can it be mate?" Spike smiled bravely
before giving up and sighing. "Never wanted to with
any other bloke."
Xander reached over and took one of the vampire's
hands in his own. Spike watched Xander entwine their
fingers before looking up and meeting the human's
gaze. Xander felt his breath catch in his throat. The
blonde looked very young and Xander realized Spike
probably hadn't been much more then his age when he'd
been turned.
They stared at each other for a long moment before
Xander's lips twitched. Spike returned the look with a
wry smile.
"Are we cursed or what?" Xander asked with a laugh.
"I think the answer to that's pretty obvious pet."
Spike shook his head in mock despair.
Xander reached out a leg to the porch railing and gave
the swing a gentle push, moving close enough to Spike
to brush shoulders. Spike met him half way as they sat
in quiet companionship, watching the rest of the
sunrise.
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Part Seventeen b)
The two men sat side-by-side
watching the sky until
Spike sensed that the sun had fully risen above the
unseen horizon. As much as he enjoyed sitting here
with Xander he knew that the household would soon be
stirring.
Xander perceiving that their quiet time was over
rolled his shoulders, working out the kinks. He gave
his friend an inquiring look.
Spike felt the human's eyes on him and braced himself.
"So, if you've never slept with or had sex with
another man, what was all that 'I almost had you, do
you want to shag business the other night?'" Xander
asked innocently.
"Well, demon here mate, we've got a reputation to
protect you know; anytime, anywhere." Spike brazened.
"So you just figured your boundless enthusiasm would
carry you through?" Xander didn't look convinced.
"Don't forget my good looks," Spike smirked.
"Oh yeah, those. Look pal, when we get back home we're
hitting the gay book store and doing some reading."
Xander blushed a bit but stayed adamant. Spike looked
shocked.
"I'm not reading up on how to have sex. I'm over a
hundred years old mate." Spike thinned his lips and
got a mulish look in his eyes. "Not gonna do it." He
folded his arms.
"Yes, you are, because I'm not going into this alone."
Xander said stubbornly.
"But why do I have to go? Can't you just pick up what
you think we need?" Spike's voice started to take on a
whiney tone.
"No, you have to come because in case I pass out from
embarrassment someone else needs to finish the
mission. Besides, nothing says committed to a
relationship like mutual humiliation." Xander narrowed
his eyes at the blonde.
"You sure you and Anya never ...." Spike asked
hopefully.
Xander glared at the blonde, "No, what about you and
Dru or Angel?" He finished with an arch look.
"Angel, ewww!" Spike's face twisted in disgust and he
gave an exaggerated shudder. "No, sides all he ever
wanted to do was take Dru away from me and as for Dru,
well," He gestured vaguely, "You know."
Xander patted his hand sympathetically. "Hey, maybe we
should join a group too?"
"Absolutely not. We are not telling anyone that we've
never done it." Spike looked horrified. "Besides, what
group would that be - The Gay Demons and Their Human
Partners Support Group?" Spike sneered.
"All I'm saying is research is of the good. It's saved
our asses more than once." Xander reasoned. "And in
this case I definitely want my ass saved and I'd think
you would too." Xander said fervently then blushed
furiously at the smirk the vampire gave him before
retaliating with, "Or your ass, depending on how
things develop." Spike blanched slightly, although it
was hard to tell.
Spike rallied though, "So does that mean we don't get
to do anything until we get home?" His shoulders
slumped a little and he kicked at the porch.
Xander watched Spike's lower lip come out slightly and
gulped. Please don't pout at me, please don't pout at
me, please don't pout, oh damn. Spike's lip finished
its journey to end up in the dreaded pout.
Xander sighed in defeat, cast a quick look around and
then leaned forward and caught that lower lip between
his teeth. Spike gave a slight gasp and Xander slipped
his tongue inside, settling into the kiss.
For his part, Spike was dividing his attention between
the tongue playing in his mouth and the feel of
unshaven male chin rubbing against his cheeks. He
decided it was different but pleasant. He felt his
fangs elongate slightly, felt a slight hesitation from
the human and then groaned as Xander delicately
explored the teeth with his tongue.
Spike arched up suddenly, pressing himself hard
against the taller man. Xander responded by snaking
his arm around the blonde and pulling him even closer.
Xander, only mildly coherent, registered the fact that
he'd hit a hot spot for the vampire. "Must remember
teeth trigger Spike," he thought. Xander felt one of
Spike's hands wandering southward towards his bottom
and tried to adjust to give him better access. He was
biting and nibbling and licking at the blonde like a
starving man which wasn't doing much for Spike's
coordination or Xander's for that matter.
Spike was responding with little growls and groans as
he tried to do a fair imitation of an octopus. One
hand had reached Xander's ass and the other had
reached its goal at the front of Xander's shorts when
they were interrupted by a loud "Excuse me."
The boys froze. Xander desperately took a quick
inventory of where his hands were, what they were
touching and whether he would be able to stand up
without embarrassing himself.
Spike mentally slapped his head, so much for keen
predator senses. He carefully slipped his hand out of
Xander's shorts, eliciting a groan and shudder from
the young man as he did so. He felt Xander untangled
himself and try to sit up. He let Xander pull him
along as they righted themselves.
Xander was bright red and Spike didn't feel much
better especially when they both looked up and into
the eyes of a tall, spare very proper female version
of Rolf. Xander gulped and Spike, being Spike, tried
to brazen it out. Xander closed his eyes briefly in
mortification. The vampire looked positively
debauched; lips swollen, hair standing on end and
whisker burned cheeks.
The demoness looked both men over carefully before
raising one eyebrow in an uncanny imitation of Spike.
She addressed Xander, "Young man perhaps you'd
consider doing me the service of closing your pants
while we are conversing." Xander's eyes widened, he
dropped his head and gave an unmanly squeak before
quickly retying his shorts while simultaneously trying
to shoot Spike a dirty look. Spike's snicker was cut
off by the simple expedient of Xander's elbow in his
side.
"Excuse me ma'am. I'm very sorry. I'm Alexander
Harris. I'm Spike's, well I'm here with Spike." Xander
stood, stumbling only slightly, to offer his hand to
the older demon. She looked askance at the appendage.
"I think not young man, considering where it's been
just lately." She gave a thin smile. Xander cringed,
feeling about ten inches tall. Spike, sensing the
human's distress gave a low growl, which Xander
quickly tried to shush.
The demoness was unfazed. "You must be William."
"Yeah, that's right and who the ..." Spike scowled at
the pleading look he caught on Harris' face. "Right,
and who might you be?"
The demoness smiled thinly having caught the exchange.
"Why, I'm the baby's great-grandmother Freya, but you
may call me Ma'am." She turned to Xander and softened
slightly, "You may call me Mother Freya." Xander
blinked but gripped Spike's hand very hard when the
vampire started to retort. Again she gave a small
smile before gathering her skirts and sweeping up the
porch steps like a ship under full sail.
"Gentlemen, my bags if you please." She gestured over
her shoulder as she made her entrance.
"And if we don't," Spike muttered rebelliously,
reluctantly letting Xander drag him upright.
"Don't mutter young man, it's unbecoming," came
floating out of the house.
"I've got this one you take that one," Xander hefted a
small steamer trunk. "I haven't been this embarrassed
in years and that's saying a lot. I can't believe you
got my pants undone that fast." Xander was shaking his
head half in disgust and half in wonder.
"Supernatural creature here mate besides, I had to do
something to defend myself after you attacked me and
all." Spike leered at the bewildered and disgruntled
human. He felt the last of his broodiness leave him as
he listened to Xander complain.
"Yeah, fine blame it on the human. We'll see how you
feel if I don't 'attack' you any time in the near
future. That'll show you. Of course I'll be punishing
myself as well but I can cut off my nose to spite my
face as well as the next guy," He grumbled as he
lugged the trunk into the house swiftly silencing his
complaints upon encountering Rolf, Nualla and Freya
engaged in a quiet discussion that abruptly ended as
he and Spike entered the room. "Oh God, we are so
busted." He groaned to himself.
"Thank you gentlemen. You may set them down in that
room." She pointed to the bedroom next to Spike and
Xander's room. Spike shot Rolf a nasty glare that the
demon returned with an innocent look.
"Oh, you've all ready met Will and Xander." Nualla
smiled a little nervously especially after getting a
good look at Spike.
"Yes, we had a chat on the porch when I arrived. It
was quite enlightening, one might almost say,
intimate." She gave a wolfish grin. Spike felt his
lips twitch in reluctant admiration and he gave Xander
a slight nudge and a wink.
"Yeah, we're all boon companions now." Spike laughed
at Nualla's perplexed look and Rolf's glower. "Sharp
old bird, got a real demon's sense of humour." He thought to himself, pity
Rolf didn't inherit it.
Xander wisely kept his silence and pondered the odd
ways of demon kind. If this was a sample of what
would be at the party tonight, he was in way over his
head.
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Part Eighteen
It was a somewhat subdued group
that sat down to
breakfast. Spike was still sulking about Freya being
put in the bedroom next door, Xander was still
embarrassed about being caught making out, Nualla was
nervous about the party and Rolf was just plain quiet.
Freya kept one eye on the group with a half-smile on
her face as she spoke softly to the baby who seemed
fascinated with her great-grandmother.
Nualla caught her husband's eye; he gave her an encouraging wink that she returned with a
half-hearted
smile before taking a deep calming breath. "Take the
bull by the horns Nualla, my girl," she thought.
"If might have everyone's attention please? Thank you.
I have a schedule here for today's activities. I felt
that it would be helpful if everything were
organized." She passed the papers on to Xander who
took one before passing it on.
"You'll note that everyone is responsible for certain
areas, um, now you can see that I've assigned numbers
and color codes for everyone so there shouldn't be any
confusion." She smiled encouragingly.
"Bloody Hell," Spike said softly staring at the
schedule. Xander nudged him and he quickly pasted a
smile on his face. "Bloody brilliant, just brilliant
luv," he said quickly before returning to stare at the
bewildering agenda.
Xander raised his hand, "Um so if I understand this
then because I'm blue and Spike's red and there's a
number two here that means that at "O" nine hundred we
should start rearranging the living room furniture, is
that it?" Xander was rewarded by a dazzling smile from
the worried sprite.
"That's it exactly," she sighed in relief and Xander
looked pleased. Spike nudged him gently, "Nice one
pet."
"Well, any other questions? Good, good. If you'll
excuse me, I think I'm going to be ill." Nualla
swiftly left the table. Rolf gave a half shrug and
followed his wife.
Freya stood and Xander quickly leapt to his feet while
Spike followed more slowly. She picked up the baby and
gave the two men a stern look.
"Gentlemen, baby and I shall freshen up and will see
you later." She turned to leave, seemed to hesitate
then turned back fixing Spike with a look, "William,
you need to make some decisions," she glanced at a
confused looking Xander, "there will be questions and
speculations. Never forget, you are a member of this
family, my family, now and a Master Vampire of the
Line of Aurielus." She gave a regal nod and made a
brisk exit.
"I could get to like that old bird," Spike smiled
fondly before turning to Xander with an unreadable
expression on his face.
Xander stared back. "You've got that look on your
face." He said nervously.
"What look might that be mate," Spike asked calmly.
"The, 'I'm a really old vampire and you need to do
what I say' look." Xander shot back.
"You mean the look you Scoobies never pay attention
to, that look?" Spike said dryly.
Xander gave him a big grin, "Yup, that's the one."
Spike stepped forward and caught both of Xander's
hands in his. "Just this once, humour me all right
mate? There's gonna be a lot of folk at this party
tonight. For a bash like this Rolf and Nualla would
have had to invite people that well, aren't their
type, if you know what I mean. You be careful, keep
your eyes open." Xander nodded solemnly. Spike looked
like he wanted to say more but then just shrugged.
"Better get dressed and start keeping to the schedule,
something tells me Nualla might be a bit tense today."
Xander rolled his eyes, "You think?"
"Nice one, figuring out the schedule so fast." Spike
looked impressed.
"Hey, friend of Willow here," he raised his right
hand.
"Still," Spike said. "I guess I'm not the only one
who's not just another pretty face." He grinned
cheekily.
"Please, I just ate," Xander sneered. Spike stuck his
tongue out and Xander just laughed.
* * * * * * * * *
It had taken the better part of the day. They'd only
fallen off schedule once when a table leg had broken.
Nualla looked like she was going to start weeping but
Xander rounded some tools up from the village and with
Spike's help had gotten the table fixed. Actually
Spike had stood well back handing him tools and
refusing to get any closer to Xander and a broken
wooden table leg.
Now Xander was desperately trying to get his tie
straight and worrying that his clothes weren't formal
enough for the occasion. Nualla had told him that he
could spend the evening standing with them around the
baby but Xander was determined to circulate. Besides,
Spike hadn't mentioned anything about Xander standing
next to him maybe because it would give him a certain
status in the demon community that he didn't warrant.
He hissed in exasperation and started over on his tie.
"Why do you always rush into relationships even when
you don't want to rush into relationships Xander? I'll
tell you why, because you figure you have to get in
there and get what you can before the other person
wakes up and figures out who they're actually spending
time with, that's why." He stared at himself in the
mirror. The tie was as straight as he could get it.
His hair was combed, his face washed. He wished he
could have remained unshaven. It made him look older,
now he just looked like a twenty-year-old kid in his
Sunday best. He turned and gave a yell. Spike was
standing behind him.
"Dammit Blondie, what have I told you about that, make
a noise or something," Xander groused, shutting up
when he got a good look at the blonde. Spike was
dressed in a white silk shirt and black leather pants.
His boots where shined and the duster gleamed like
new. He'd left his hair ungelled for once and it
curled around his face. Xander noted that it was much
longer then he thought. Xander swallowed hard and felt
even younger then he did before.
"Wow, I didn't even know you owned something white,"
Xander blurted out the first thing that came into his
head and as usually happened, wanted to smack himself
for it.
Spike just gave him the 'look' and stepped forward to
adjust the human's tie before brushing his lips
swiftly and softly over the brunette's own. Xander
blinked and feeling more relaxed gave the vampire a
grin.
"Ready pet?" Spike asked.
"Ready," Xander gave him the thumbs up sign.
Spike straightened and whirled with a flourish, duster
flapping artfully.
"How does he do that?" Xander muttered "There's no
wind in the room, must be a vampire thing."
* * * * * * * * * *
The soldier set his binoculars down and spoke into the
radio. "That's right, another boatload of demons just
arrived. I don't recognize their type either."
He listened intently to the voice on the other end.
"Yes, Hostile 17 is still in there and the hostage
still seems to be alive. I think I spotted him
earlier. Whatever's going on in there it's big.
There's got to be at least twenty different types of
demons involved. I'm guessing some sort of demon
summit. Yes sir, we'll keep you posted."
He handed the radio back to his partner. The guy
looked nervous and excited. "So what do we do?"
"Take it easy and keep watching, that's what." He
spoke soothingly before picking up the binoculars and
resuming his vigil.
"Man, I don't know how you can be so calm. God only
knows what kind of horror those monsters are
plotting." He shuddered.
* * * * * * * *
"Did everyone get cake?" Nualla called out. "My
husbands and I would like to thank everyone for
coming. The Naming Ceremony will take place after
everyone's finished eating."
She felt as if her smile was pasted on at this point.
She would be so happy when this was all over. She
glanced at her husbands. Rolf and William had been
standing guard by the baby all night. They made a
formidable pair. Rolf was dressed in partial armour and
had his ceremonial sword strapped across his back.
William looked every inch a Master Vampire, arrogant
and aloof. He wasn't in full game-face but his eyes
had remained golden all night, his teeth partially
elongated.
Freya was making the rounds, stopping to chat or drop
a comment. Nualla sighed; she wished she could be that
poised. The truth was, she hated crowds. Sprites were
solitary creatures. They liked peace and quiet and
this was very far from that. Her gaze found the only
other person in the room who looked as uncomfortable
as she felt. Xander was standing in the corner,
nursing a glass of punch and looking very out of
place.
Sven and the other cousins had chatted to him earlier
but everyone else was giving him a wide berth. A few
of the younger demons had cast looks in his direction
but their natural curiosity was curtailed by the older
demons present. He cast a rather sad look William's
way but if the vampire caught it he gave no sign.
Nualla frowned; she didn't understand why William
didn't just go over to Xander and claim him. Rolf was
right, she didn't understand the relationship and she
shouldn't have meddled. She gave a sigh of relief as
she saw Freya head in the boy's direction.
"Xander, are you enjoying the party?" Freya asked
politely.
"It's very nice. Good cake." Xander held his barely
eaten cake up for inspection.
She smiled thinly, "Come, take a walk with me." She
held out her hand ignoring the sudden whispers from
the room at her gesture.
Xander offered his arm gallantly and they exited to
the patio where she gave a quick look around before
pulling out a long cigarette holder and carefully
attached a hand rolled cigarello. She handed Xander a
lighter and he gave her a grin as he lit it for her.
She took a deep pull and sighed giving the human a
small smile. "You mustn't be upset with William." She
stated.
Xander blinked and shook his head. "I'm not."
She glanced at him and gave a tiny shrug. "I would be
if I were in your place."
"He's not ignoring me, he's just busy. No big deal.
It's not like we're attached at the hip of anything,
just friends." Xander stated valiantly trying to
ignore the flashbacks he'd been having all evening of
his brief relationship with Cordelia. He knew it
wasn't the same but Freya was right, he couldn't help
being a little bit upset. Spike had been ignoring him
most of the evening and it hurt.
"Really, 'just friends' have gotten much friendlier
then in my day but perhaps I'm a little old
fashioned."
"Look, I'm really sorry that you caught us making out
on the porch but that didn't mean anything. Well, it
did mean something; it's just that we haven't figured
out what yet. It's complicated." Xander gestured as he
spoke needing to defend the blonde and trying to make
sense out of his own feelings at the same time.
"Ah, I see. You do know that most vampire/human
relationships aren't complicated at all. Either the
human is a consort or a pet or a meal. That lot in
there is having trouble because they don't know where
you fit and William isn't giving them any clue. I
suspect, because as you said, it's complicated." She
turned to Xander and smiled almost kindly, "It's up to
you to help William out by making it uncomplicated."
"You mean just decide whether I'm going to be a
consort or a pet?" Xander asked sarcastically.
"No by being what you are first and foremost; his
friend. He can't come to you but you can go to him.
William's lost a great deal of his status lately due
to his affiliations but I believe, that what's
perceived as a weakness by others is actually his
greatest strength - his feelings. He's been staying
away from you all evening because he doesn't want to
claim you as a consort or a pet. Help him to think
outside the box." Freya took another long pull of the
cigarillo.
Xander looked at her for a long moment, "You sure? I
don't want to embarrass him."
"Nothing in life is sure but William is a demon and if
you want to have a relationship with him you have to
make a place for yourself in his world just as he is
making a place for himself in yours. And as for
embarrassing him well, I should think it would be the
other way around."
Xander gave her his first genuine smile of the
evening, "You're all right you know that?"
"Why yes, I believe I do," She waved him towards the
house.
Spike saw Xander re-enter the living room. He hated
this; he'd watched his friend being snubbed all
evening. Nualla had introduced him as William's friend
but most of those present thought it was a polite
euphemism for 'pet' and demons did not associate with
human pets. Even seeing Rolf's cousins talking to him
hadn't been enough to break the ice. Everyone knew
Rolf's family were sticklers for politeness. He'd
wanted to go over and talk to Harris, joke with him
about that old biddy in the corner with the atrocious
hat or that bloke who'd been nipping out of a flask
all evening but he couldn't. What could he say, Xander
wasn't a pet but he wasn't a consort. He had no
claiming mark and despite spending most of his un-life
flaunting the lore and rules, he didn't want to
embarrass Rolf or his family. So he just remained,
stoically guarding the baby and feeling constrained
and edgy and miserable and right on the edge of just
saying to hell with it and grabbing Xander and going
into the village and getting a couple of beers and
playing some pool. He'd been very pleased when Freya
had taken Xander outside. He'd also noted the stir it
caused - uptight old guard.
He watched stunned as Xander grabbed some more cake
and another glass of punch and hopped up on the table
next to Spike. He'd waved at Rolf who inclined his
head briefly and then given the vampire a wink.
"I haven't been to a society do like this since, well,
never." He leaned in conspiratorially, "Are they
always this dull," he whispered.
Spike blinked, felt his eyes shift back to blue, noted
the shocked looks they were getting from the room at
large, noted the completely un-shocked looks they were
getting from Rolf and his family and answered,
"Always."
He and Xander shared the waggled eyebrow look and
suddenly all the angst of the past two hours just
seemed silly. Spike heard Sid Vicious in his head
singing 'My Way' and gave a laugh. Xander returned it,
relieved. Spike took his hand and turned to the face
the assembly, who were staring with various looks of
rapt fascination and horror at the pair.
"Hey you lot, listen up. In case you weren't
introduced to him earlier, this is Xander Harris. He's
my friend and if we can manage it he's going to be
boyfriend. Any questions?" He was greeting with
stunned silence. "Right then, whose up for a good game
of Spin the Bottle?"
Spike gave a snort at the looks of outrage and turned
to Xander and didn't hesitate at all as he gave the
young man a sweet kiss. He tried to deepen it but
Xander slapped him lightly on the ass.
Spike hopped up on the table next to Xander and took a
healthy bite of cake. Xander glanced towards the patio
doors and watched Freya silently applaud as he gave
her the thumbs up sign.
Nualla sat down on the other side of him. "William,
life with you is never dull."
"Sorry pet, it had to be done." Spike said
unrepentantly.
"Yes it did. At least we got the drama out of the way
before the ceremony, speaking of which," she stood up
taking Spike's arm, "if I may borrow your boyfriend
for a moment."
Spike took a last quick bite of cake as Xander waved
him off.
Rolf lifted the baby from her crib and handed her to
Nualla. The room grew silent as the guests moved to
form a circle around the small family.
Nualla held the baby up who cooed delightedly at being
the centre of so much attention.
"I name thee Morgana for protection." She brushed oil
across the baby's brow before handing her to Rolf.
"I name thee Hedvig for strength." He touched his
dagger tip to the baby's head before handing her to
William.
"I name thee Rose for love." He bent down and kissed
her forehead before presenting her to the guests. "I
present our daughter, Morgana Hedvig Rose."
There was polite clapping but Xander cheered and a few
of the younger members of the audience joined in.
Xander stood by the proud parents who were gazing at
their child. "So which name do you call her by?" He
asked.
Rolf grimaced and looked at Spike questioningly. Spike
rocked his daughter gently and answered softly,
"Rosie, while she's young we'll call her Rosie."
Nualla clasped Rolf's arm and raised her eyebrows. He
smiled graciously enough and nodded to Xander. "Aye,
Rosie it is."
Rosie, unimpressed in the way of babies, simply yawned
and fell asleep.
.............................................................................................................................................................................................
Part Nineteen
Rolf watched the party become
more relaxed. He was
content. His daughter was sleeping peacefully; his
wife was cuddled close to his side and William would
be leaving tomorrow.
He smiled ruefully; William and Xander sat enthroned
in the corner, holding court. Since William's
announcement, he and Xander had become quite the
celebrities among the younger set, real rebels without
a clue. He gave a half smile, glancing down at
Nualla's contented face as she watched the boys. She
glanced up and gave him a happy grin and a quick kiss.
"Well," he thought philosophically, "I may not be a
leather clad bad boy bucking the system and loaded
with charisma but I'm doing all right. Right?"
As if sensing his thoughts, Nualla hugged him a little
tighter and cuddled a little closer as she whispered
in his ear. "I can't wait for all these people to
leave, can you?"
"I could try throwing them out?" He offered. "If we
got William and Xander to leave, that would account
for about half of them."
"Oh stop it, you like them you just won't admit it.
Besides, now that William's claimed him, he's almost
family." Nualla sighed romantically.
He stared at his wife incredulously, "Claimed him?
Claimed him as what exactly?" He gestured in
confusion, "How am I supposed to introduce him.
'Hello, this is my wife's husband's possible future
boyfriend if they can get everything worked out. It's
complicated.'" Rolf huffed. "That was not what we
would call a claiming in my day. I mean what precisely
did all that mean?"
"It meant that they're in love." She bestowed a gentle
smile at the two men.
Rolf snorted, "Yeah, love, fine."
Nualla poked him.
Meanwhile, Xander was absolutely basking in the
attention he and Spike were receiving from many of the
younger demons. Apparently, Spike's non-traditional
declaration had marked the pair as revolutionary
heroes to the younger set. For the first time in his
life, Xander was cool. Okay, he was cool to a crowd of
non-humans but cool was cool, as far as he was
concerned. He looked over at Spike who was busy
teasing two younger females that both reminded him of
Dawn, from the giggling to whispers. The vampire was
on in a very big way.
"And then what happened?" One of the girls asked in
awe.
"Well, I kicked his arse, pet." Spike sneered
artfully.
"Is it true, do you really know the Slayer?" queried a
tall, rather thin demon with glasses. He looked a lot
like Wesley.
"Oh, yeah. We're tight." Xander nodded knowingly.
"Is she really as scary as they say? I've heard she
can kill you dead, just like that." One of the other
girls snapped her fingers and gave a shudder.
Xander hid a smile. Spike was obviously torn between
saying Buffy wasn't so tough and yet trying to keep
her reputation alive. The last thing they needed was
word getting out that the Slayer wasn't as terrifying
as everyone here obviously believed.
"Well you know what they say, "there's only one girl
in every generation" and it only takes one so, draw
your own conclusions." Xander finished in an ominous
voice softening the pronouncement with a smile.
Spike gave him a grateful wink and their audience
laughed, albeit somewhat nervously.
"You guys are so brave, going against tradition and
lore and everything to be together." One of the girls
addressed Spike rather dreamily.
"Yeah, imagine calling someone your boyfriend and a
human too. My parents won't even let me date within my
species." Her friend pouted.
Spike threw his arm across Xander's shoulders, "I've
always done things me own way, don't see any reason to
change now. After all it's the bleedin twenty-first
century ducks, it's not your grandparents Middle Ages
anymore."
"Yes, but aren't you worried about what your Sire
might say?" The Wesley look alike asked bravely.
"Drusilla leads her life, I lead mine." Spike said
decisively. Xander gave a mental wince. "Gosh I hope
he's right," he thought.
"But what about Angelus?" Asked one of the other's in
a hushed voice.
"I ain't afraid of him," Spike scoffed. "How 'bout you
pet?"
"We can handle it," Xander backed him up.
Their audience gave a subdued 'ohhh'. Xander laughed
to himself, "And the legend of Spike and Xander is
born. Oh yeah, this is gonna make building a
relationship a lot easier." He thought wryly.
The audience gradually broke up as the assorted guests
took their leave. Rosie had received a pile of gifts,s ome of which looked quite disturbing to Xander's mind
but the parent's seemed pleased. Nualla had 'ooed' and
'ahhed' over Xander's barrettes and gotten downright
teary-eyed over Spike's little handkerchiefs. Spike
had given a discomfited grimace when she hugged him
and called him a sweet sentimental old thing.
They'd finally made it to their bedroom with only one
comment from Freya, about how she'd always been a
light sleeper. She and Spike had traded razor sharp
smiles and Xander had just blushed.
So now, Xander was lying in his hammock staring at the
ceiling and Spike was lying in his bed staring at
Xander.
"You're not actually going to sleep over there all
night are you?" Spike whined.
"I'm not just going to jump into bed with you. We had
this talk remember?" Xander tried reason.
"We slept together last night." Spike tried logic.
"I was unconscious for most of last night," Xander
returned. "I just think we need to ease into this
okay?"
"We've been making out like rabid weasels," Spike
fumed. "How much more of an easing process do you
need?"
"Okay, I'll grant you that although I wouldn't use the
phrase 'rabid weasels' but I concede your point. But
c'mon Spike, we're both guys here, don't try to use the
'we might as well sleep together we've done everything
else' argument. Because I will counter with the "heavy
petting doesn't count as real sex' argument." Xander
stated emphatically.
"Who says?" Spike sounded outraged. "It does too!"
"Maybe when you were alive but not anymore buddy boy.
Sheesh, Victorians." Xander sniffed teasingly.
"Bloody Hell! I won't be able to sleep you know."
Spike began in a sulky singsong voice. "I don't know
what I can do to relax myself enough to get some rest
before the trip back home."
Xander narrowed his eyes, "Don't you dare," he warned.
"I'm just saying I'm very tense and I can think of
only one sure way to relieve the tension. Of course
if I were to have a warm human to snuggle up with that
might be sufficient comfort to allow me to get some
much needed rest." Spike finished innocently.
Xander growled as he rolled out of his hammock and
stomped over to the bed, flopping down
unceremoniously. Spike gave a happy murmur and rolled
up close to the rigid human.
"I want you to know I have issues with this. We
haven't even officially become a couple." Xander
groused, slowly relaxing in spite of himself.
"Well, we sorta of did tonight," Spike breathed
happily.
"We still have to tell our friends," Xander relaxed a
little more and made himself more comfortable.
"Actually pet, I don't think we need to worry about
that," Spike hesitated and Xander could almost see the
blonde biting his lip.
"Why not?" Xander asked suspiciously.
"Because if Angel doesn't know all ready, I'm pretty
sure he will by morning." Spike said in a rush.
"Oh god." Xander sighed deeply.
"Did I mention I was very fond of you pet?" Spike
asked brightly.
Xander grabbed the hand that was wandering south,
bringing it back up to his chest and patting it
consolingly. "Just keep reminding me Spike, just keep
reminding me."
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
"Angel Investigations. We help....who? No, there is no
one here by that name. Who is this? I will not, look
buddy," Cordelia Chase pulled the phone away from her
ear and stared at it incredulously.
"Who is it Cordelia?" Wesley asked the highly
irritated young woman.
"It's someone asking to speak to Angelus," She
growled.
"Perhaps I'd better wake him. Put the caller on hold."
Wesley looked troubled.
"With pleasure. Yes I heard you, you'll just have to
hold." Cordy hit the hold button viciously.
Wesley knocked softly on Angel's door. It was best not
to startle sleeping demons, even friendly ones.
"Angel, Angel. Someone on the phone is insisting on
speaking to Angelus." Wesley spoke softly.
Angel blinked at him, "Huh?"
"You have a phone call," Wesley tried again.
Angel grabbed for the received knocking the phone to
the floor before speaking into the wrong end. "Hello,
hello?"
Wesley reached forward and turned the receiver right
side up, Angel just blinked in thanks. "Hello, who is
this? Who, yes I know who Spike is? He did what? He
claimed a what?" Angel sat up; seemingly more awake as
he listened to the tirade at the other end before his
eyes flashed gold as a sign he was losing patience.
"What am I going to do about it? Well I'll tell you
what I'm going to do. "I'm going to mind my own
business and I suggest you do the same." He slammed
the receiver down.
"Wow," said Cordy from the bedroom door. "Whose
business are we not minding?"
Angel ignored the question instead staring off into
space with a look of long suffering patience on his
face. "Cordy, please get me some aspirin and Giles
number."
She raised an eyebrow but a quick shake of Wes's head
stopped her from pursuing her question. She left the
ex-Watcher with a world-weary vampire shaking his head
and muttering to himself.
"And if we can manage it he's going to be my
boyfriend? What the Hell does that mean?"
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Part Twenty
Graham hesitated at the tent
opening; Riley was staring at 'her' picture again. He knew it was wrong to speak
ill of the dead but was it wrong to think ill of them as well? She'd really done
a number on his best friend; Graham almost hadn't gotten him back and at times
like these, when he caught the soldier looking at her picture it made him think
that maybe all he'd really gotten back was the body not the spirit.
"You going come in or stand out there all night?" Riley slipped the picture of
Buffy back into its place in his bible.
"Just wanted to let you know, the men are ready," Graham shifted uncomfortably.
"We're sure Spike and Xander are leaving?" Riley checked his pistol and gave
Graham a sharp look.
"The boat's back and Hooper and Logan radioed in that they spotted Hostile 17
and his hostage down near the docks." Graham shrugged.
Riley stared at his friend, watching him shift uncomfortably from foot to foot.
He bit back a smile and waited. Graham had something to say.
"Look I know what you're gonna do and I'm asking you to please not do it."
Graham began with forced patience.
"What is it you think I'm going to do Graham?" Riley interrupted serenely.
"You're gonna make sure Hostile 17 never makes it back to base." Graham snapped
at the end of his patience with his friend and Captain. "Look, I understand,
okay, I really do but you can't afford even the hint of questionable loyalty Ri
not after Sunnydale, not after her."
"Buffy, her name was Buffy," he said softly meeting his friend's eyes. Graham
felt his anger drained away by the quiet sadness in Riley's eyes. He'd been a
soldier long enough to recognize a losing situation when he saw one.
"Why, could you answer me that, why? Why are you gonna risk your entire career
for a demon and a dead girl?" Riley gave his oldest and best friend a
sympathetic smile. Graham sounded so young.
"You know I never really understood why she wouldn't stake him. For the longest
time I didn't get it; so what if he couldn't fight back he was a vampire, she
was vampire slayer; it was her job. And it wasn't as if he was some helpless
animal crippled by a collar; he was a demon, evil and of no use to anyone so why
not just kill him?" Riley opened his bible and smiled down at his picture of
Buffy.
"It took me a long time to realize that it wasn't about him, it was about her
and who she was and wasn't. She wasn't a killer. She was a protector of
everything that couldn't protect itself, human or animal or demon or anything
else for that matter. And that protection extended itself to chipped demons with
bad attitudes. Do you understand Graham?" Riley gave his friend a hopeful look.
Graham shook his head slowly and sat on the bunk with a sigh. "Yeah, maybe I do,
I don't know. Anyway that explains her but what about him? Don't try to tell me
he's not a killer because I know better. You said yourself he's a demon and
evil, so what about him?" Graham gave his friend a hard eyed stare.
"Yeah, he's evil. He'd be the first to tell you that too and you're right he's a
killer and somebody should probably take him out but it's not going to be me or
any of us if I can help it. Because we lost that right when we put a chip in his
head; when we experimented on him and all the others. We lost the moral high
ground Graham and just became people living in glass houses who shouldn't throw
stones. Don't get me wrong, I still believe in good and evil and defending
others and myself against the things that go bump in the night but judgments? I
can't do that anymore I just try and follow my conscience. So, you want to
relieve
me of command or what?" Riley looked only mildly interested and that almost
re-energized Graham's irritation, almost.
"No, I'm not gonna relieve you of command because we never had this
conversation." Graham stood and finger combed his hair. "You know what we're
gonna do?" Graham looked at his friend in the mirror. Riley had a half smile on
his face but shook his head solemnly enough.
"We're gonna hope that all that crap you were giving me about the divine luck of
Xander and Spike is true." Graham said.
"And if it isn't" Riley asked mildly.
"Well, then we're gonna do what soldiers have doin for centuries." Graham
straightened and met his friend's eyes. "We're gonna make our own." He gave a
curt nod, saluted and went outside to double check the troops he picked for the
retrieval mission.
* * * * * * * * * * * * *
"Okay, one more picture of Rosie and the entire family, say cheese." Xander
smiled happily and snapped the last shot on this roll. There was an almost
inaudible sigh of relief from Rolf, Nualla and Spike. Rosie, on the other hand,
was up and raring to go absolutely basking in all the attention.
Nualla and Rolf had come down to the docks with the boys to wish them farewell.
Freya had said her rather dignified good-byes earlier, deigning to let Xander
take some pictures of her with her great-granddaughter. Spike had been at his
least obnoxious and almost polite in his farewells to the older demoness.
Nualla had tried to persuade them to stay a little longer but Xander only had so
much vacation time however he'd invited her and the family to come back to
Sunnydale for a visit. Rolf had said they would consider it.
And so here they were down at the cantina making a phone call to Giles to let
him know they were on their way home. Xander was trying to dial, which wasn't
easy because Spike was literally leaning over his shoulder trying to pretend he
wasn't nervous. Xander had tried
to convince him to go outside and sit with Nualla and Rosie but he'd refused. He
was sure there was going to be a 'dust up' because Angel was sure to have called
Giles and he intended to stay right here by Xander's side and support him.
Xander was torn between thinking that was sweet and wanting to thump the vampire
over the head because he wouldn't back off.
"Spike, let me explain again the concept of personal space," Xander hissed as
the looming vampire caused him to mis-dial for the second time.
"Here, let me do it." Spike made a grab for the phone card. Surprisingly enough,
Xander managed to keep it out of his grasp and slapped his hand.
"Let go Mr. Grabby! That's mine; Willow gave it to me not you. Now just settle
down and let me dial!" Xander made a shooing motion with his hand. Spike drew
himself up to his full height, very much on his dignity.
"There's no need to be rude. I can take a hint you know." Spike sniffed. Xander
just rolled his eyes. He noticed he did that a lot around the blonde.
"It's ringing," Xander listened carefully, turning the phone just a bit so Spike
could hear as well.
"The Magic Shop, Rupert Giles here."
"Giles, hey, it's Xander!" As much as he'd enjoyed his visit to South America,
aside from the attempted kidnapping, Giles' voice gave Xander a pang of
homesickness.
"Xander, is everything all right?" Giles quickly asked.
"Yeah, everything's great, party went well. I'm calling to let you know that
we're on our way home." Xander frowned at the vampire. Spike was mouthing "He
knows" at Xander and shaking his head in disgust.
Xander mouthed back "No he doesn't," and missed Giles next question. "What was
that, sorry." Xander stammered and glared at the vampire who was now nodding and
mouthing "Yes he does, " at the annoyed human.
"I said how have you and Spike been getting along?" Giles questioned politely.
"Fine, great, no real problems aside from the usual ones caused by his
personality." Xander said sarcastically. Spike rolled his eyes and mouthed, "Ask
him if he's heard from Angel."
Xander frantically shook his head 'no'. Spike made a grab for the phone and
Xander rapped him on the forehead with the receiver. Spike snarled and Xander
could hear Giles calling his name worriedly.
"Sorry Giles dropped the phone. Anyway, we'll see you sometime tomorrow I think.
We'll give you a call when we touch down?" Xander frowned at the sulky vampire.
Spike, in a sudden burst of supernatural speed and sneakiness, grabbed at the
phone, "Oi, Rupert, heard from any of the LA bunch lately?" He smirked at a now
highly irritated Xander who was fuming, having decided that playing keep away
with the phone was beneath him.
"Angel's team, no, no of course not. Why do you ask?" Giles asked curiously.
"Ha," mouthed Xander, "I told you he didn't know."
"Does to," Spike refused to give in.
"No reason just asking, so we'll see you then. Give my love to Nibblet and the
tell the rest of the Amazons that we've got their bloody pictures."
Xander leaned in and yelled, "Let the girls know I've got presents. See you
soon."
With a final "Be careful" from the Watcher they disconnected; Xander glared at
the unrepentant blonde. Spike didn't seem to notice, digging out a cigarette.
"Bloody Hell, I knew it. He knows. Did you hear how calm he was when I asked
about Angel's bunch. Rupes only gets that calm when he's lying. Yeah he knows."
Spike nodded to himself.
Xander just threw up his hands in disgust and stomped outside muttering.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * *
"Well, I think that went rather
well. I don't think they suspected a thing." Giles said into the phone having
hit speed dial as soon as the boys hung up.
"You said he asked about me? Damn, he knows." Angel sighed.
"I can assure you I was the epitome of calm. He didn't suspect a thing." Giles
said in a slightly miffed tone.
"Trust me, he knows. Spike always suspects something." Angel said dryly.
"Well, regardless, they will be here tomorrow. Shall we expect you later
tonight?" Giles asked politely.
"I'm not coming to Sunnydale." Angel said bluntly. "I did my good deed by
passing my information along; what you choose to do with it, well Giles that's
up to you."
"But he's your grandchilde, you need to have a talk with him." Giles sputtered.
"About what? Giles, I should think that you of all people would know, there's
not a lot of vampire lore concerning boyfriends, in fact, I don't think there's
any. Do you know why? Because vampires don't date; we don't date each other and
we certainly don't date humans. So what would this hypothetical talk with Spike
entail; curfews, how to act when meeting the family, what?" Angel asked dryly.
"There's no need to get snippy. I simply meant that you could speak with Spike
while I did the same to Xander. They need to be made to understand the
consequences of this liaison. I mean this is Spike we're talking about." Giles
laughed rather condescendingly.
"Well, as I understood it there isn't any liaison yet. There's the idea of one,
which I'll grant you, I find highly disturbing and not because it involves
Spike." Angel said somewhat defensively.
"You surely aren't implying that there's anything wrong with Xander? Why Spike
should consider himself lucky." Giles began ominously.
"I didn't say wrong I said disturbing and I'd stick by that statement. And, I'll
grant you that Spike can be annoying but he was a damn fine vampire in his day."
Angel felt Angelus floating towards the surface.
"I see, so Xander should feel honoured that Spike has decided he might take
Xander as a boyfriend, is that it?" Giles abruptly stood up. The nerve of the
man; as if Xander wasn't good enough to be going out with his grandson.
"Yeah, yeah that's right boyo. Maybe he should. There's not a blessed thing
wrong with being the boyfriend of William the Bloody of the Line of Aurelius."
Angel practically snarled, very much on his high horse now.
"I don't think we have anything further to discuss, sir. I bid you good day."
Giles answered frostily and hung up the phone with a satisfying click.
"So that's how it is then? As if it weren't an honour and tribute to be courted
by our Line. Well, more power to ye Will!" Angel shouted slamming the phone down
and muttering as he stomped up the stairs.
Wesley and Cordelia cautiously poked their heads around the corner and watched
their former boss stamp upstairs, jumping slightly as they heard his bedroom
door slam before turning to give each other a wide eyed look of disbelief.
"You know, when you think you've seen it all," Cordy shook her head.
"Quite," agreed Wesley.
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Part Twenty-one
The same little riverboat that
had dropped them off appeared at sundown to take them back to the meadow where
they would meet up with Maurice and Yvette. Xander had greeted the taciturn
captain and was busy petting his dog while Spike suffered through a teary eyed
farewell. Nualla sniffled that he shouldn't be a stranger. Rolf gave her a
sidelong glance before briskly shaking William's hand and giving Xander a
good-bye wave.
Xander carefully hid his smile; the big demon couldn't wait to get rid of them;
Rolf's life was probably going to be a lot quieter now.
Spike finally extricated himself from the bear hug Nualla had him in and with a
last kiss for Rosie jumped on board, joining Xander on deck. They waved their
good-byes, shared a sigh and kicked back to get comfortable for the boat ride
down river.
Nualla waved until William and Xander were out of sight. Rolf gave a quiet sigh
and handed her a handkerchief. She gave him a teary smile and hugged him closer.
"I'm going to miss them," she blew her nose delicately.
"Uh huh," Rolf grunted.
"They really are a sweet couple." She smiled softly.
"Uh huh," Rolf said. She fixed him with a mock glare before poking him in the
stomach lightly. He merely raised an eyebrow in a look very reminiscent of
William. Her face softened.
"Let's go home."
Rolf grinned, "Uh huh."
* * * * * * * * *
Xander rummaged around in the cooler pulling out a beer for Spike and a soda for
himself. Spike caught the tossed beer and settled in comfortably. The vampire
stared at the human seated across from him with a frown. Xander was busy looking
up at the stars.
Spike didn't like to be ignored so he flicked his beer cap at the brunette.
Xander gave a hiss of annoyance, "What?"
Spike waggled his eyebrows and patted the space on the bench next to him. "Want
to fool around?"
Xander snorted, "Gee, you're such a romantic, Spike."
"Get your arse over here Harris," Spike growled. After the obligatory grumbling,
Xander dropped into place beside his vampire. "Happy now?" He asked dryly.
Spike just draped an arm around his human before dropping his head to Xander's
shoulder and nuzzling at his neck with little licks.
"Hey, knock it off, hey, c'mon, that tickles." Xander cringed and wiggled. "Stop
it you undead fiend." Spike only added nips to his licks using the distraction
to work both hands underneath Xander's t-shirt. Xander twisted around trying to
get his hands free enough to reach up to grasp Spike's hair but between Octopus
Spike and his giggles he was having difficulty.
Now to anyone not being familiar with the boys' relationship, it would be easy
to misconstrue the situation, especially through a pair of long-range
binoculars.
"Oh my God, Lieutenant, Captain, Hostile 17 is trying to eat the hostage!" The
private was horrified; the poor guy was obviously fighting for his life.
Graham and Riley exchanged looks. "Right, well let's move in. Remember, be
careful of the civilians and we want Hostile 17 unharmed and undamaged." Riley
barked his orders.
Graham sent up a short prayer to whoever was listening, "To please let us all
get through this fiasco with a minimum of fuss."
The two, army issue cigarette boats sprang out of the darkness, the spotlights
illuminating the couple on the deck. Spike reacted to the threat by dropping to
the deck and pulling Xander with him. Again, this little manoeuvre did not look
good to the attacking soldiers.
Riley winced and blew out a puff of air in irritation. "Dammit Spike I'm trying
to get you out of this, work with me here." He knew this was a completely
unreasonable request but honestly; why did everything involving the blonde have
to be so hard.
The little riverboat didn't stand a chance although her captain made a valiant
effort to flee the approaching vessels. She was quickly boarded and awash in
Special Forces.
Spike sprang forward, snarling and hissing; if this was it, he wasn't going down
without a fight, never mind the warning twinges the chip was already sending out
with increasing force.
When Xander had been pushed to the deck, he'd landed in some rope and was now
desperately trying to get untangled and scramble to his feet in an attempt to
help his future boyfriend.
Both men soon found themselves surrounded by soldiers, in Xander's case
solicitous ones who kept telling him that everything was all right now and not
to worry sir, you're safe.
Three soldiers armed with taser sticks who were keeping him separated from
Xander had backed Spike against the railing. One of them was taking aim with a
tranquilizer gun.
"Hey, no, what are doing?" Xander tried to brush the helping hands away and get
to Spike. He knew the odds weren't good but maybe if he could get Spike into the
water, the vampire could swim to safety; get help at the village or something.
"Sir, it's all right, we've got the Hostile under control. He won't hurt you
again." One of the soldiers said soothingly.
Xander gave the guy a look and got ready to launch himself at the soldiers
surrounding Spike when a familiar hand grasped his shoulder. He looked up into a
face he hadn't expected to see again - Riley Finn.
"Sergeant, there's no need to tranquilize the Hostile. You might damage him and
we can't afford that. The hostage appears to be unharmed." Riley gave Xander's
shoulder a quick squeeze before moving forward to stand in front of Spike.
"Hostile 17, my name is Captain Riley Finn, Special Retrieval Unit. You're lucky
we got to you before you were able to eat your hostage." He turned to an
unusually silent Xander who was watching the proceedings with growing
understanding. A lot of people thought Xander wasn't too bright, but Riley and
Spike were two of the few that knew differently. Riley was counting on that
innate intelligence now.
Spike was also being abnormally silent aside from the almost continuous
growling. He hadn't lived all this time without realizing when something was up.
Riley knew he couldn't eat Xander but apparently the rest of these blokes didn't
and Riley hadn't told them, interesting. Xander didn't appear to be in any
immediate danger, so Spike was willing to let this little scenario play out, for
now.
"Sir, are you all right?" Riley asked Xander with the hint of a smile on his
face. Xander nodded slowly in response to the silent message before answering.
"Yeah, yeah I am but thank god you got here just in time." He stepped to Riley,
grabbing his hand and shaking it heartily. "Names, Bob, Bob Franklin, Toledo,
Ohio. I don't even know how I got here." He gestured to the vampire expansively.
"He picked me up in the airport, said he needed change to call his sick mother
and the next thing I know, I'm in South America. It was like I had no will of my
own." Xander said earnestly.
There was an almost audible gasp from the assembled soldiers. One of them glared
at Spike, "You monster!"
"Yeah, and what was your first clue? Wanker." Spike rolled his eyes in
exasperation before turning to Xander with a well placed two-fingered salute.
"That's for being an idiot Bob." He said stressing the name in a bad imitation
of an American accent.
One of the soldiers raised his tazer threateningly. "Soldier, don't damage the
package." Riley barked.
Xander was impressed; Riley sounded tough. He still wasn't sure how they were
getting out of this but at least they had an ally.
"Lt. Miller, secure the Hostile." Xander blinked in surprise at seeing Graham
here as well.
"Don't give us any trouble 17, we've read your file." Riley spoke to the vampire
briskly, the soldiers moved forward threateningly as Graham moved behind the
vampire to secure the manacles to his wrists.
Spike tensed, wondering if he should make a break for it and come back for
Xander. Miller grasped his hand pulling it back and securing one shackle and
then the other before moving away. Spike snarled and hissed menacingly but was
very careful not to lose his grip on the key the lieutenant had slipped into his
palm.
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Part Twenty-two a)
Xander was hoping that the
commandos would continue on their way down river, getting them closer to Maurice
and Yvette, and they did for about a quarter mile before docking and taking off
overland.
Riley had let the riverboat captain go and Xander had his fingers crossed that
the guy would head straight back to the village and get help and that Rolf and
clan would come running, that is until he thought about the consequences of a
run in between the soldiers and Rolf's family.
He groaned silently, no, no, no, that would so not be of the good. Somebody
would end up getting hurt or killed and Xander didn't want that. Riley and
Graham were obviously trying to help Spike escape and he couldn't really fault
the rest of the soldiers for 'coming to his rescue.' And he couldn't bear it if
something happened to Rolf; it would just crush Nualla
and poor Rosie. Nope, not going to happen so that meant it was pretty clear that
he and Spike were going to have to get out of this mess on their own. As if
hearing his thoughts, Riley called a short halt to give the 'civilian' a chance
to rest.
"Ah ha," Xander thought before mentally squaring his shoulders; time to come up
with a plan or at least a clear escape route and that meant talking to Spike.
Hmmm, tricky, but doable; he caught Riley's eye and with a slight motion of his
head indicated his desire to speak with Spike. Riley's eyebrows raised slightly
and he watched Riley nudge Graham. Graham rolled his eyes before calling the
soldier on guard duty over on some pretence or another.
Spike watched Xander try to nonchalantly edge his way over to where he sat.
"Right, I love the boy but he couldn't do casual to save his life." Spike winced
when Xander tripped over a root, a rock, his own feet; Spike wasn't really sure.
Xander hit the ground and Spike had the insane desire to yell "Timber!" He
didn't get a chance, Xander popped back up like a jack
in the box, waving his hand and smiling at the startled soldiers, "I'm fine, I'm
okay."
Xander felt his face flush bright red; his only consolation being the fact that
Spike alone could see his embarrassment. He fumed silently and threw an
apologetic look towards Riley and Graham.
"Are you sure you're all right Mr. Franklin?" Riley asked dryly. He was
beginning to wonder if Graham wasn't right; perhaps this whole idea was just
insane but than he caught sight of Spike's face, the vampire had a half
exasperated, half adoring look and in a flash, Riley realized that Spike was in
love. The blonde wasn't just playing with Xander or in it for quick sex (he
shuddered slightly at that) or had some nefarious plan to use Xander to get back
at the Scoobies, no one could look that sappy and be up to no good, at least not
at the moment.
Riley sighed when he understood that the stakes had just gotten a little higher.
He heard Graham next to him, grumbling under his breath, "Okay that was just
unsettling," and realized his friend had also caught the unguarded look on the
demon's face. A quick glance
at the rest of the squad confirmed that, luckily, no one else had seen it.
Graham stared at Xander, than at Spike and then gave Riley a "you owe me big
time" glare before standing up and stalking over to the bound vampire.
Xander watched in trepidation as Graham approached Spike with a set expression
on his face before stopping directly in front of the vampire and hauling him to
his feet. Riley too had risen and was watching the proceedings carefully.
"You're scum, you know that demon?" Graham snarled at the blonde.
"Oi trying to prove you've got a pair eh?" Spike smirked.
Graham gave the vampire a slow once over, "You've got a real mouth on you don't
you demon? I have problems with mouthy demons, they bother me."
"How about it Mr. Franklin? Do they bother you?"
Xander rubbed at this chin and did his best to channel his inner Buffy. "Yeah, I
have issues with them." He raised his chin; fists clenched and met the vampire's
sneering visage.
"Why don't you take a walk with Mr. Franklin and Hostile 17, lieutenant?" Riley
spoke quietly but clearly. There was an almost audible sigh of disappointment
from the other soldiers; clearly their captain was giving the hostage a chance
to get some of his own back.
Graham hustled the blonde ahead of him deeper into the jungle. As Xander turned
to follow them he felt Riley's hand on his shoulder and pistol was slipped into
his palm. The two men shared a look and Xander gave a small wink. Riley gave the
young man a slight smile and final squeeze on the shoulder in farewell.
Xander hurried to catch up to Graham and Spike. The trio walked in silence for
about a quarter mile before they stopped. Spike easily slipped out of the
manacles before dropping them at Graham's feet and turning to greet Xander.
"Hey there pet," he gave a soft smile and reached forward to pull a twig or two
out of the brunette's hair. "Can't let you out on your own."
Xander just gave him a big grin and a hug.
"Here now pet, not in front of the help eh?" Spike wiggled a bit in the taller
man's grip, but not too hard, and threw a pointed look in Graham's direction.
The soldier was sitting on a fallen log, studiously ignoring the pair and
muttering under his breath, looking vaguely disgusted with himself.
"Thanks Graham. I was working on a plan of my own for springing Spike." Xander
smiled brightly at the soldier before smacking Spike on the arm in response to
his fervently muttered, "God help us".
Graham gave a half-hearted wave and went back to talking to himself. Xander
frowned slightly, "Poor guy, strain of the jungle must be getting to him," he
thought.
"So you were going to bust me out eh luv?" Spike pulled out a cigarette, lit it
and took a deep blissful, drag.
Xander gave the blonde his most sincere look, "Yeah honey but if it didn't work,
I was willing to wait for you."
"Forever?" Spike whispered.
Xander bent down, brushing his lips across Spike's eyelids, closing each eye
with a soft kiss, "Forever," he said softly before claiming the vampire's lips
with his own. The kiss deepened, both so overwhelmed with feeling that they'd
forgotten they had an audience.
"I hate this." Graham mumbled to himself. "Hey you two get a room." The soldier
snapped at the pair. A strange two-fingered salute from the vampire was his only
reply.
* * * * * * * * * * *
Nualla walked out on the porch of
her little house, restless and anxious. Rosie was in her arms; she'd been fussy
all evening and refused to go to sleep. Something was wrong, but she wasn't sure
what. Nualla hugged the baby closer, feeling an unnatural chill in the
equatorial evening air.
"By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes." Nualla gave a
startled squeak as Freya joined her on the porch, her cigarette holder firmly in
hand.
Someone's playing with something they shouldn't," she intoned.
Suddenly all the howler monkeys and every other animal in the entire jungle
seemed to awaken at once. The din was tremendous. Rolf rushed outside, weapon in
hand to protect his family. Rosie was crying, Nualla was fretting and his
grandmother looked uncharacteristically grim. The just as quickly as it began,
it ended. The silence was eerie and the village held its breath.
Nualla felt a strange prickling up and down her spine; the likes of which she
had hoped never to feel again. "Oh no," she breathed, "Someone's used the book."
....................................................................................................................................................................................
Part Twenty-two b)
Graham stared at the still
kissing pair. He was going to need a crowbar to pry those boys apart or beat
them over the head with, he wasn't sure which when suddenly the jungle went
crazy. He leapt to his feet, the three men automatically falling into a
defensive circle.
Xander and Graham readied their weapons while Spike slipped into game face. The
caterwauling and howls cut off, like someone had thrown a light switch. The two
humans held their breath, eyes scanning the darkness while Spike stretched forth
his senses, scenting the air for the cause of the disturbance.
The eerie silence was abruptly broken by the sound of automatic gunfire coming
from the direction of the camp. Graham snarled wordlessly, running back toward
his embattled comrades.
Xander started to follow when Spike grabbed his arm. "Here now pet, where do you
think you're going?" The vampire asked in surprise.
"They're being attacked Spike," Xander motioned towards Graham's retreating
back.
"And I should care because?" The vampire asked dryly.
"Damn, that's right, no point in you going back." Xander frowned in
concentration while Spike smirked, having just made his point. They would be out
of here in no time and back to the really important things in life, like
kissing.
Xander snapped his fingers and Spike groaned; no, bloody hell he recognized that
look. "You stay here, I'll go check it out and I'll be right back." Xander said
brightly.
Spike stared at him like he'd grown another head. Xander winced, "Nope, not
gonna do it are ya?" Spike smiled thinly.
"Stupid suggestion?" Xander asked self-consciously.
Spike just nodded. Xander kicked at the ground in frustration as more gunfire
sounded. "Spike I just gotta; it's Riley." He begged.
Xander knew he was asking a lot but he'd always liked the soldier and Riley had
tried to help. He also knew if Spike flat out refused he wouldn't push it. He'd
be disappointed but he wasn't going to put his vampire at risk.
Spike glared at the hopeful human before snarling and stalking off in the
direction of the gunfire, throwing over his shoulder, "Not a happy vampire here
mate. I'm expecting serious sexual favours in payment." Xander gave a quick grin
and followed his irate boyfriend into the fray.
* * * * * * * * *
Meanwhile, back at the village
Rolf was close to tearing his fur out. Nualla was trying to explain that someone
had obviously found the Lost Grimoire and definitely called up some very old
magic from the depths of the forest. Freya was of the opinion that invasion was
imminent. "Mark my words, we're about to be overrun." She stated before turning
on her heel for the bedroom and 'supplies'. They were both sure it had something
to do with William and Xander.
"Well of course it would", thought Rolf and everyone was proven correct when
Smiley, the riverboat captain showed up on their doorstep, beagle in tow,
complaining loudly about commandos and kidnapping and piracy on the river.
"Commandos! Oh Goddess, Rolf did you hear that, they've been captured!" Nualla
was busy bouncing the baby on her hip and digging frantically through her box of
magical implements for her scrying bowl. "Darn it, what did mommy do with it?"
She muttered under her breath.
"Why would commandos being using the Lost Grimoire? I mean they've already got
William and Xander, why use a spell? Besides, why would American commandos be
trying to invade Brazil? This doesn't make any sense." Rolf tried in vain to
inject a note of logic into the
proceedings.
"I don't know but we have to save them honey." Nualla got to the bottom of the
box and bit her lip before uttering a triumphant, "ah ha!" She stood up, black
bowl in hand and marched purposefully to the kitchen sink to fill the bowl with
water.
Rolf rolled his eyes at Sven who'd also showed up and with a muttered curse told
him to round up the clan; they'd be needed to protect the village and rescue his
wife's idiot husband. He was getting a headache and it got noticeably worse when
his grandmother emerged from her room carrying his grandfather's broadsword.
"No Grandmother, absolutely not," Rolf argued, gesturing to the sword. Freya
just patted him on the arm consolingly before ignoring him.
"I'm still the head of this clan and this family." He fumed to the two oblivious
women in his life. He threw up his hands in despair.
"Nualla have you got that thing fired up?" Freya waved at the scrying bowl.
"Just about," Nualla finished casting and squinted into the water as it began to
mist over.
She tapped her foot impatiently, waiting for the water to clear while Freya and
Rolf peered over her shoulder. There was a sudden sparkle and a picture began to
form becoming clearer by the second. "Oh no," Nualla cried as the picture
solidified.
"Big Mike, well we should have known," Freya muttered in disgust. "What an
idiot."
"Are those what I think they are?" Rolf asked in confusion. The women nodded
morosely.
* * * * * * * * * * *
Riley and his men were barely holding their own. He'd already lost one man.
Rifkin had been snatched and devoured while on guard duty but not before yelling
out a warning. If it weren't for the grenades they carried they'd be in bad
shape; unless the gunfire was highly concentrated it didn't seem to do much
damage to their attackers. The good thing was that Graham had always maintained
that you should never go anywhere without lots of explosives; the bad thing was
that most of said explosives were in the boats.
The situation was grim and made grimmer by the fact that whoever was controlling
these monsters had guns, making their position even worse. They were poor shots
but they were enthusiastic. The commandos had to get to cover and soon.
Riley grimaced as he and his men continued to fall back. Their enemies were
trying to herd them away from the boats and the river; their only sure escape
route. Well he couldn't let his unit be backed into the jungle; it could be
swarming with these creatures, they'd never make it out alive. The only cover
anywhere near them was a small shack about a hundred yards away across open
ground. The creatures may have been large but they were surprisingly fast moving
and those tentacles were lethal. Well there was no help for it; they would have
to chance it. At least Xander was well out of it. He doubted Spike would let the
boy get anywhere near this mess. Riley laughed; too bad they could use a little
of the crazy Xander luck right about now.
He raised his hand to give the order to make a run for the shack when an
explosion off to the right stopped him. Two of the creatures flew apart in a
spectacular display of pyrotechnics. It had to be Graham. Riley swallowed past
the sudden lump in his throat; best
damn lieutenant in the military. He frowned though upon hearing "Cowabunga you
slimy critters!" shouted from the jungle followed by an irritated "Bloody Hell
mate, get your head down!"
Riley felt a smile form and he offered up a silent thank you to whoever was
listening for crazy kids and sappy vampires.
A second explosion took out another three of thec reatures and he signalled his
unit to make a run for the shack under the resulting chaos.
"Nice one Spike, you got three!" Xander enthused with a double 'thumbs up' sign.
"Pet get your arse down, I mean it!" Spike pointed to the jungle floor as a wild
flurry of shots were fired in their general direction.
Xander nodded his head in agreement before taking aim into the darkness and
firing three quick shots in succession. There was a startled yelp and the
gunfire abruptly ended.
Graham raised an eyebrow in respect. "Not bad."
Xander blushed, "Thanks." He gave his vampire a superior smile. Spike just
growled.
"You know, these things look really familiar," Xander pursed his lips in
concentration.
"I was thinking the same thing. It's hard to tell though, can't get a clear look
at them." Graham agreed.
"Well, we're about to get up close and personal if you two don't move it.
They've spotted us." Spike yanked Xander to his feet and pulled him towards the
jungle. As far as the vampire was concerned they had done the hero bit. Riley
and his group were under cover in the shack and it was time for he and Xander to
go. Unfortunately, events conspired against him.
He jumped back with a yelp, pushing Xander out of the way as two of the
creatures attacked from behind. He managed to evade one but the other wrapped a
tentacle around his foot and began to drag him forward. Spike gave a hiss of
pain, it wasn't the tentacle itself; it
was the woody thorns that were causing him trouble. His leg began to smoke and
he flailed about trying to get a grip on something when he felt both hands
grabbed in a warm firm grip. His pet had him and judging by the look on his face
wasn't letting go anytime soon.
Spike looked around wildly, spotting two more of the creatures advancing on
their position. "Xander let go of me, run! I'll be fine pet."
Xander just gave him a 'don't be stupid' look and braced his feet more firmly
against the soil. Spike felt his cold heart warm, "Bloody idiot, but he's my
bloody idiot and I can't let anything happen to him."
Spike braced himself for the jolt of agony the chip would surely fire into him
when he used his talons to force Xander to let him go. He'd completely forgotten
about Graham but the commando hadn't forgotten them; he emptied close to a full
clip into the creature holding onto Spike. The tentacle snapped in two. Xander
fell backwards in a graceless heap. He didn't remain on the ground for long;
Graham grabbed one arm and Spike the other and the threesome made a break for
the only available haven, the shack.
Riley saw them coming, ordering covering fire until the threesome made it
through the door. Riley greeted Graham with a hug, protocol be damned. The
lieutenant gave one of his customary half smiles in greeting before the two
turned to face their 'guests'.
"Welcome back gentlemen," Riley smiled thinly. Xander stiffened and Spike gave a
low growl when a soldier stepped forward with a set of manacles for the Hostile.
"Those won't be necessary. No one's going anywhere Jacobs, at least not right
now." Riley waved the man away. Riley turned to face the vampire and his
boyfriend, "Do you two have any idea what those things are?"
Xander shook his head hesitantly; "Nope but Graham and I thought they look a lot
like those things from that movie..."
""Yeah," Graham nodded in agreement, "That one where everyone goes blind because
of the meteor shower?"
"Hey, I saw that film, and those things are eating all the blind people," One of
the soldiers added.
Xander, Graham and several of the soldiers were all nodding in agreement at a
perplexed Riley. He and Spike shared a look.
"Bloody Hell, they're not from a movie, these things live here. They usually
live deep in the jungle and don't hunt in packs. Obviously someone's worked some
serious mojo to get them all riled up like this," Spike snapped in disgust.
"Oh, are these the man eating trees you told me about?" Xander asked.
"Right, these would be them," Spike nodded, "And the only way to kill them is
with fire or ...."
"Seawater right?" Xander interrupted with a bounce. He was so happy that all his
late night TV viewing was finally coming in handy.
"Yeah, actually," Spike frowned at the interruption but Xander was beaming so
proudly he didn't have the heart to be snarky.
"Now see that's from the movie," Xander said sagely. Graham nodded in agreement
and Riley made a mental note to explore this heretofore-unseen layer to his best
friend.
The discussion was interrupted by a call from outside the little shack. "You in
the shack, we want to talk to you."
"I know that voice," Spike moved to the window and glared, "Bleedin Hell, it's
that little rat Ernie!"
"Hey, that's the guy who tried to kidnap me." Xander pointed at the rumpled
demon in outrage.
"You know these people?" Riley raised an eyebrow before holding up his hand and
yelling back. "What do you want?"
"We're not interested in you or your soldiers. Big Mike just wants the leech.
Give him to us and the rest of you can leave." Ernie nervously wiped his brow
with a handkerchief. He hated this; everything was way out of hand as far as he
was concerned. Big Mike had seriously lost it calling up these creatures. He was
barely controlling them now, in another hour or so he wouldn't be able to
control them at all and they'd turn on any meat in the vicinity. Ernie did not
intend to be anywhere nearby when that happened. He was going
to deliver this message and then get the heck out of Dodge.
"How do we know you'll keep your word?" Riley yelled back. He and Graham shared
a look; there was no way this guy was going to let them out of here whether they
gave him Spike or not. Besides, Riley did not like coercion even when he was the
one exerting it.
"Hey we don't want any hassle with the government we just want the vampire. My
boss has a score to settle with him. Besides, he's nothing but trouble." Ernie
yelled back.
"Hey, he is not! The only reason your boss wants him is because Spike wouldn't
let you make a scrambled egg out of the baby you toady!" Xander was incensed.
The nerve of this Big Mike guy, boy and people told him he held grudges! Man,
the guy just had to learn to let it go, move on and get a life.
Xander was unaware that he was muttering to himself until Spike gave his hand a
quick squeeze. The vampire's face was grim but his eyes were smiling with a soft
light.
Spike was fairly glowing with happiness and it was making his demon queasy but
he didn't care. Xander had just defended him in front of everybody. It was
official, they were a couple and in that moment Spike knew that he would do
anything to protect this man who'd stumbled into his life all those years ago.
He looked around and grimaced slightly, even if it meant doing the right thing
by this lot as well.
"Give us ten minutes," Riley called back.
"You've got five!" Ernie screeched. Riley winced and rubbed at his ears.
"We need a plan," he looked to Spike, Graham and Xander.
"You could throw me out the door," Spike shrugged.
"Spike, please, be serious, this is important," Xander shook his finger at the
blonde and bit his lip in concentration. "Maybe we can make it to the boats,
cause another distraction like before?" He looked to Graham.
"We're almost out of explosives and you can bet they're watching those boats."
Graham shook his head.
"They're afraid of fire, if only we had some gasoline or something we could set
up a defensive perimeter and make it to the river." Riley mused.
"Mate you don't want to be swimming in the river at night. You do that, you
won't have to worry about Mike and his trees." Spike warned.
Xander nodded his head in reluctant agreement, "Spike's right, we'd have all
sorts of things nipping at our heels."
Spike watched his pet fret over what to do. He watched Riley and Graham try to
come up with a plan to get away and even though he didn't like the Initiative
soldiers, he realized that for whatever reason, they weren't going to give him
up. "Probably want the pleasure of dissecting me themselves", he thought sourly.
He squared his shoulders both mentally and physically before slipping his
beloved duster off with a resigned sigh. He petted it briefly before looking up
to meet Xander's puzzled gaze.
"Could you hold this for me a second pet?" Spike gave him a crooked smile and
handed him the duster.
Xander returned the smile uncertainly, questions in his eyes. Spike's smile
stretched into his devil may care trademark grin and there in front of God and
everybody he grabbed Xander Harris firmly by the shoulders and kissed him
soundly and with all the passion he had in him before shoving him into Riley and
Graham and then hurling himself through the window
and into the clearing.
He could hear Xander yelling bloody murder before he let out a loud bellow of
derision, waving his arms wildly and shouting, "Come and get me you pouncy
bugger and I'll take your other hand as well," before taking off away from
Xander and his best bet for happiness in years.
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Part Twenty-three
"Spike! Spike! You get your ass
back in here right now, do you here me?" Xander had made a dive for the window
and was now struggling with Riley and Graham as they hauled him inside.
"Let go of me or so help me I'm gonna deck you!" Xander put up a terrific
struggle while trying to keep an eye on his 'when I get a hold of you, you're
gonna be sorry' boyfriend.
Spike was waving his arms and dodging bullets and tentacles as he ran around the
clearing gathering up carnivorous trees in attempt to lead them off into the
forest.
"Give him covering fire!" Riley snapped the order, seriously considering just
sitting on Xander.
"But Sir, he's a hostile?"
"Yes soldier, but he happens to be our hostile, now give me covering fire!"
Riley growled.
"Either this guy has the most serious case of Stockholm Syndrome I've ever seen
or something very odd is going on here." Pvt. Hanks muttered to the soldier next
to him as he lined a tree up in his sights.
The soldier gave Hanks and incredulous look, "Gee, what was your tip off, the
kiss?"
"More shooting less chatter," one of the other soldiers interrupted as he fired
a grenade, hitting a tree that was getting too close to the crazy vampire. The
soldier shook his head, what was this vamp thinking? Did he even have a plan?
Meanwhile, Riley had managed to get Xander's attention. "Listen to me Xander,
you can't go out there, you'll only get yourself killed or captured and you know
it. Also, you could get Spike killed trying to watch out for you." Riley shook
the irate teenager to make his point.
Xander fumed but dammit, Riley was right. Spike was jumping around and moving so
fast, he was almost a blur. The only reason they could see him at all was
because of the glow sticks and lights the soldiers had trained on the clearing.
Xander winced as Spike barely evaded a tentacle. He was obviously trying to get
the trees to follow him but they weren't cooperating. Whoever was controlling
them wanted Spike to stay right here. Every time he got close to the open jungle
a gunshot would drive him back or a tree would appear to block his path.
Xander gave a worried and frustrated sigh, looked like another trademark Spike
plan.
"There's got to be something we can do, they're gonna get him." Xander gestured
wildly at his vampire who was doing a good impression of a jackrabbit and gave
the soldier a pleading look.
"Xander," Riley began.
"Wait a minute! I'm an idiot!" Xander slapped his forehead and frantically began
rummaging in his pockets.
"Only to be used in case of dire emergency, that's what she said, well this is
definitely a dire
emergency. Man I hope this friend of Anya's can help." He muttered under his
breath as he searched for the summoning spell Anya had given him before he left
Sunnydale.
"Got it, I got it!" He crowed holding aloft a ratty looking piece of notebook
paper.
Graham and Riley exchanged worried looks but it was Graham that asked, "What's
that supposed to do?"
"Summon a powerful being who owes my ex girlfriend a big favor." Xander
squinted, trying to decipher Anya's scrawl. "Maklash urp or is that orb?"
"Are you sure you should be fooling with that, you're not a magic user; it could
be dangerous." Riley looked deeply worried as did Graham but their concern was
interrupted by the sound of breaking wood and a yell from the back of the shack,
the side facing the water. Two of the tree creatures had gotten around behind
and were busy dismantling the back wall. Tentacles were flailing and the
soldiers, unable to use grenades were hacking at the creatures with machetes.
"Never mind, go for it and good luck." Riley waved him on but muttered under his
breath to Graham, "I hope we don't regret this."
"I've been regretting this since we started," the lieutenant grumbled before
snapping off a round at a tree getting too close to the vampire. "My life has
become seriously twisted."
* * * * * *
Spike slid underneath the falling
tree critter; someone from the shack was a good shot. His brilliant plan to lead
the creatures away from his pet was not working out. Big Mike had obviously
worked out that he and Xander were a set, which is something he should have
remembered since they had tried to kidnap Xander. "I've got to remember to think
things through next time." He grumbled as he dodged another tree. Oi, he was an
idiot; and now it looked like his grand gesture was going to get him dusted.
Well, no help for it now so might as well make the best of it. If he couldn't
get the blighters to follow him then he'd just have to take the fight straight
to Big Mike, now all he had to do was figure out where the bugger was hiding
himself.
"Now if I were an arrogant bastard with an insane desire for revenge where would
I be hiding? Bloody Hell Spike; c'mon think, you've had years of experience with
Angelus. Right, the river!" Spike grimaced, the river would be through that
rather large group of hungry tree critters; why was nothing easy? Was it too
much to ask for a clear path so that he could wreck havoc and destruction on an
enemy?
"To Hell with it! I'm comin' through; top of the world ma!" Spike howled and
starting swinging enthusiastically at every tree in his path, grabbing tentacles
and tearing them off. By the time he got well into the midst of the creatures he
was covered in a horrendous sap like mixture and he stank to high heaven. He was
also surrounded with nowhere to turn and tentacles flapping all around him.
"Well Spike, looks like you bit off more than you could chew. If Xander were
here, he'd probably say 'I told you so'. Hell, pet, I'm sorry." Spike tensed for
his final stand as the jungle seemed to hold its breath in anticipation.
The trees parted slightly and Big Mike stepped into the gap, a distraught and
highly edgy Ernie could be seen behind him.
Mike's eyes were positively glowing red, his face gaunt beyond belief, little
more than a skull. He was smiling although it more closely resembled the grimace
of a corpse. A large book was floating in the air in front of him. He hissed and
wheezed; Spike thought he'd gotten lucky and Mike was having a stroke until he
realized the demented creature was trying to laugh.
"Well Spike, this is where most villains would make a long speech about the
culmination of their vengeance and thereby giving the hero a chance to get
away." He wheezed. Spike's ears perked up.
"This is your lucky day; I'll spare you all that. Kill him!" Big Mike waved his
hand, teetering a bit on unsteady legs. Tentacles lashed out grabbing the
vampire's arms and legs.
"Here now, what kind of a villain are you?" Spike struggled in outrage. Stupid
bloody pillock, what kind of a bad guy didn't like to crow a bit in victory eh?
It was a requirement of the job; hell he'd done it! "Two bit gangster demons, no
respect for tradition," he fumed as the tentacles starting pulling him apart.
* * * * * * * *
"Captain, two more have shown up, they're breaking through!" The soldier yelled,
hacking at another tentacle, this one was coming through the thatching of the
roof.
Riley took a quick assessment of the situation and realized they didn't have
much time left before the whole shack came down around their ears; his soldiers
were barely holding their own. Graham was keeping the creatures busy in the
front and trying to cover Spike's insane attempts to, well who knows what the
vampire was trying to do and Xander was continuing to decipher Anya's
handwriting.
"Riley does this look like and "L" or and "N" to you?" It didn't help of course
that he was trying to keep an eye on his vampire at the same time.
"Xander, I never thought I'd say this but, concentrate on the damn spell, Graham
will watch out for Spike."
Graham rolled his eyes.
"Spike will be fine as long as he doesn't do something," Riley stopped himself;
he was about to say stupid. He gave a mental sigh, that was close, he could have
hexed the whole thing.
"Man I hope that vamp don't do anything stupid," huffed one of the soldiers.
Riley winced.
"To Hell with it! I'm comin' through; top of the world ma!" He heard the vampire
yell.
"Son of a ..." Graham snarled, firing several short bursts in quick succession.
"Spike!" Xander yelled in distress before cursing and holding the paper aloft.
Maklash, eaneth sokra luf morlvida! I command you to appear and fulfil you
obligation!" Xander finished the incantation and held his breath.
The soldiers held their breaths even the creatures hesitated in their attack.
Riley and Graham looked at each, than Xander.
"Somehow I expected more," Graham said dryly as the creatures renewed their
assault with redoubled fierceness.
"I don't believe it! She told me it would work!" Xander was irate, peeved,
incensed even and if he survived this, he and Anya were going to have words.
He took a deep breath, drawing himself up to his full height. "Well fine then."
He pulled off his shirt, wrapping it securely around a broken table leg,
oblivious to the chaos. He slipped on Spike's beloved duster, pulling a lighter
from the pocket, preparing to light his makeshift torch.
"Xander," Riley started.
"Don't try to talk me out of it Riley. That's my boyfriend out there, well
unofficially anyway, and I'm not going to just sit here and do nothing while
he's out there doing something incredibly brave and stupid." Xander looked the
soldier squarely in the eye. "That's my job." Xander finished, lighting his
torch with a flourish.
Riley stood at attention and saluted. "Covering fire Lieutenant!" Graham nodded,
clearing a small path in the direction Spike had disappeared.
"Yee ha!" Xander yodelled before jumping through the window and running full
tilt in the direction Spike had taken, swinging his torch wildly and snapping
off shots with his pistol.
Graham watched the young man disappear in to the jungle, dodging creatures right
and left. "So why the Hell didn't we make torches?"
Riley sighed tiredly. "We've got to start thinking outside of the box," he
thought and gave the order for torches. The soldiers blinked at each other in
embarrassment.
Graham smiled at Riley, shot a glance to the back of the room and raised his
eyebrows. "Getting a little close in here isn't it?"
"Yeah, I'm thinking fresh air might do us all some good." Riley smiled before
raising his voice, "People we are leaving!"
"Ten bucks says we're gonna follow the kid and the vamp in an act of defiant
heroism which will be loosely disguised as a need to fulfil our mission
statement and root out demon activity where ever we find it," Morton nudged his
partner.
"You're on," Smith nodded. Hell of a way to run a covert operation, but at least
he wasn't bored.
* * * * * * *
Xander skidded to a halt in horror at a scene of Spike, spread eagle, suspended in mid air from four of the creatures' tentacles. Something that Xander assumed to be Big Mike was cackling evilly as Spike struggled and cursed in his bounds and Xander didn't have a clue how to get him out of it.
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Part Twenty-four a)
Xander was frantic; Spike was
being drawn and quartered, tortured by that sadistic bastard Big Mike and Xander
didn't know what to do. God, if only that spell of Anya's had worked or he had
some backup, something! Well, he didn't and he didn't fancy having his boyfriend
in pieces so....
He tensed his muscles in preparation to leap into the midst of the clearing. He
figured on being able to light at least two of the trees on fire and snapping
off his last few rounds at Big Mike. He probably wouldn't survive but it would
give Spike a chance to get away, if he was lucky.
He nearly jumped out of his skin when he felt a hand on his back and one place
over his mouth to silence his yell. He whirled awkwardly and landed on his butt
staring into the amused eyes, of all people, Freya.
She placed a finger to her lips and removed her hand, leaning down to whisper in
his ear. "Hello Xander and how are you?"
"Freya!" He grabbed the older demon yanking her to the ground with him. "What
are you doing here? Are you by yourself? Is Rolf here?"
"Oh, Rolf and the clan are back there somewhere. I came because..."
"You're by yourself?" Xander interrupted in horror. He really liked the old
demon and the thought of Freya wandering around all these man-eating trees
alone; well he was scandalized. What was Rolf thinking letting her do that?
"Well yes. As I was saying I came ahead because..." She tried again.
"Jeez I was hoping for help but well beggars can't be choosers and Spike's about
to get shredded." Xander gestured to his struggling boyfriend. This might work,
Freya could cause a distraction; for the first time he noticed she was carrying
a honking big sword, yeah the two of them should be able to buy some time until
Rolf and the others got here.
"I've got a plan for saving Spike or at least delaying things until Rolf gets
here. I don't want to put you in any danger though." Xander bit his lip; staring
back over his shoulder to make sure Spike was still in one piece although he
could listen to the insults being thrown instead. He smiled, that's my guy.
"You don't want to put me in danger? Well that's very kind of you Xander but I
think."
"Darn if only that spell of Anya's had worked." Xander muttered, obviously not
paying much attention to Freya.
"Yes, about that." Freya tried again.
"Well, there's no help for it." Xander continued, "I figure to sneak around to
the other side, give me about two minutes and then you jump up and cause a
commotion and distract them while I take out at least two of those tree things;
Spike should be able to get free and we all run." Xander gave the demoness an
earnest look. She returned it with a small smile.
She reached out and gently touched his cheek to signal her agreement. "Sounds
like a fine plan."
He gave her his confident Xander look before taking her hand in his, "Be careful
Freya. Rolf would skin me alive if anything happened to you."
"Yes, I'll be careful; you too." She patted his hand and watched him slowly
crawl around the perimeter of the clearing; ahh, nice boy, a little scattered
but a nice boy.
She readied her sword and took a deep breath, been a while since she'd taken on
this many in battle but Rolf and the others would handle the trees still free
roaming; she only had this bunch and Big Mike to deal with. Her eyes glowed red
briefly, nasty little toad, if he thought that book would protect him from
everything he had another thing coming.
* * * * * * *
"Captain, two more trying to break through back here sir," came the desperate
yell from one of the soldiers.
Riley and Graham shared a look, no words were needed; they'd been together a
long time.
"Soldiers we are leaving!" Riley thundered. Two of the soldiers used their
torches to set the back of the shack on fire while Graham laid down a steady
stream of suppressing fire, clearing a path for the retreating team. He mentally
shook his head, the clearing was filled with at least twenty of those things
with more coming in drawn no doubt by the smell of fresh meat. It didn't look
like his group was going to make it out of here without heavy casualties.
He risked a glance at Riley, who of course being the man he was was leading the
charge. "C'mon Ri, be careful." He snapped off another round. He could feel the
heat of the fire at his back as he took careful aim, making every shot count.
The soldiers were using machetes and torches in the hand to tentacle combat
there were engaged in. Graham saw Riley swinging his machete like a madman,
hacking away at one of the creatures that had Pvt. D'Angelo in its grasp. He was
so focused on the creature in front of him that he didn't notice the poisoned
tentacle snaking up on him from behind.
Graham cursed and yelled at Riley to watch out. The Captain didn't hear him over
the roar of the fire and the yells of the battling men. Graham couldn't get a
clear shot and launched himself at his unsuspecting friend ready to take the hit
in Riley's place when a large spear came flying out of the jungle, pinning the
appendage to the ground. Riley, alerted to his danger whirled around; it was at
that moment that a strident war cry echoed through the clearing and a group of
brightly painted, very large and fierce looking demons suddenly appeared in the
clearing, hacking right and left with swords and axes. The soldiers, unwilling
to look a gift horse in the mouth accepted the unexpected help with surprising
equanimity.
The leader of the demons was bellowing orders in his own language and swinging
his huge broadsword in great sweeping arcs, splitting trees in half right and
left. Riley blinked in amazement and a little bit of awe. He wondered who these
creatures were and fervently hoped that they wouldn't find themselves on
opposing sides after this battle.
Graham found himself fighting back to back with one of the larger demons.
"Good fight eh little one?" Sven snapped a tentacle in two with his bare hands.
Graham, who was a fairly large individual, shot an indignant glare over his
shoulder at the demon and grunted an assent.
Fighting together, the soldiers and demons managed to clear the area of
creatures in fairly short order with no heavy casualties. The demons were
laughing and slapping each other's backs picking up some of the severed
tentacles and stuffing them in a large sack.
Riley, Graham and the soldiers watched the demons rather uneasily now that the
fighting was over. The largest of the demons caught Riley's gaze and moved
forward to meet him.
Rolf looked Riley and the other soldiers over carefully before raising an
eyebrow and saying, "You do realize that you're in Brazil and have no
jurisdiction here?"
Riley took a deep breath and pulled out a copy of his orders and passage papers
from the Brazilian government, handing them to Rolf.
Rolf glanced over them and merely smiled before pulling out his own set of
papers and handing them to Riley.
Graham watched the Riley's face as he read the paperwork; watched his eyebrows
inch up his forehead in surprise and listened to him making those, 'uh huh'
noises that indicated he was impressed before looking up and handing the papers
back to the demon.
"Your Majesty," Riley said formally. Graham blinked and the rest of the soldiers
started in shock. "I'm Captain Riley Finn of the Special Services Branch. This
is my Lieutenant, Graham Miller and these are my men.
Graham and the rest of the mean nodded to the demon.
Rolf inclined his head regally.
"Apparently we are on sovereign territory ceded to this clan by the King of
Portugal for services rendered to the Crown in the early 1800's." Riley
explained to his men.
"Why are you here, and what have you done with William and Xander?" Rolf growled
as his clan moved closer to the soldiers.
"William? You mean Spike?" Riley asked.
"William or Spike as you say; he's short." Rolf brought his hand up to his
shoulder.
"Blonde?" Riley questioned.
"Obnoxious?" Graham added. Rolf bit back a grin.
"Annoying?" Riley and Rolf said together.
"Yes, that is William. Where are he and his 'boyfriend', Xander?" Rolf asked.
"Have you harmed them?" Again with the low growl only this time some of the
other demons joined in with throaty growls of their own.
The soldier gripped their weapons nervously and put their faith in their
Captain. He seemed amazingly calm considering the situation in which they found
themselves and didn't even blink at the word 'boyfriend'.
"Actually we were on our way to find Spike and Xander. Spike jumped out the
window in some crazy attempt to lead the creatures away from the shack where we
were trapped. It didn't work." Riley gave a shrug and a look of understanding
passed between the man and demon concerning Spike and his plans.
"So of course, Xander jumps out the window after him after some summoning spell
he had didn't work. Don't ask me, I don't know," Riley said as Rolf raised an
eyebrow in inquiry.
"They headed in that direction." Riley pointed through the trees. "As I said, we
were on our way to retrieve or aid them."
"William is an idiot." Rolf shook his head with long suffering patience. Graham
stopped himself just in time from nodding his head vigorously in agreement.
"However, he is our idiot and part of my family. He is covered by diplomatic
immunity as a foreign dignitary and I would deeply appreciate it if you did not
mention that fact to him unless absolutely necessary." Rolf shot a glare at one
of the other demons that inadequately covered a snicker at this speech. Graham
noted it was the large demon that had called him
'little one' earlier.
"As for Xander?" Rolf sighed heavily and endeavoured to look very put out; "My
wife is very fond of him. Indeed she is unfortunately quite fond of William as
well and I do not wish to return home without securing their safety. We will
accompany you." Rolf informed
Riley and the soldiers as he gestured to his clan to follow him into the forest.
Riley signalled his men to fall in while some of the bigger demons took flanking
positions, searching for rogue trees. Graham fell in step beside his friend,
catching his eye, shaking his head at Riley before letting out a short laugh.
"You win. You were right; those two have got to be the luckiest bastards I've
ever come across. Even if we find them and they're okay, which I'm sure they
are, we can't touch Spike without touching off an international incident which
lets all of us off the hook; absolutely amazing." Graham shook his head again.
Riley gave the smaller man a quick hug. "I told you.Y ou just gotta have faith."
He and Graham caught up with Rolf.
"By the way, my grandmother is about somewhere. She insisted on coming along but
then rushed off saying she had something to take care of; be careful of her."
Rolf called out to the soldiers.
"Don't worry Your Majesty. We won't hurt your grandmother." Riley assured him.
"Grandmother?" Graham thought.
"You misunderstand me young human. I was concerned for you not her." Rolf said
nonchalantly, hiding a smile.
Riley blinked, "Ah, yes sir."
"Ten bucks you said?" Smith asked Morton handing him a ten spot.
"Double or nothing if they don't even need our help," Morton offered.
Smith looked thoughtful for a second and the shrugged. "You're on."
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Part Twenty-four b)
Unaware that help was coming
Xander took a deep breath and prepared to launch himself into the midst of
monsters. Another man might have hesitated caught in the knowledge of certain
death but if there's one thing Alexander L. Harris had learned in his short life
was that nothing was certain, especially death.
He checked his ammunition; nine shots. His torch was almost gone, Freya gave him
the a sign and with a war cry Rolf would have been proud of, Xander thundered
into the clearing to rescue Spike.
Spike cursed when he heard the infamous Harris yodel. If his hands had been free
he would have slapped his forehead with them. "What have I said about announcing
your presence before a fight pet? Bloody Hell," he mentally groaned.
Just as Spike had finished that thought, a second higher pitched cry came from
his left. Spike cursed and did his best to twist around to get a clearer view.
When he saw Freya rushing towards him and his captors, skirt tied out of the
way, a sword Conan would have envied in her hands, a broad grin broke over his
features. The cavalry was here!
Freya used the first swing of her sword to hack one of the creatures in two that
was holding Spike. She used the second swing to knock Big Mike out of the circle
and on to his ass. He landed in an ungainly heap dazed but unharmed, the magic
he'd conjured too powerful to
allow him to be hurt by a mere sword stroke.
Xander torched one of the creatures, clearing his path to Spike. The vampire had
all ready used his talons to slice through the tentacle of the other creature
holding him. That just left the two holding his legs. Freya was busy hacking at
the other creatures, giving the boys all the time she could.
"Get a move on William. You should have been free by now. I expected more of one
of the Line of Aurelius." She teased gleefully while decapitating another
hapless creature.
Spike growled in annoyance.
Meanwhile Ernie and the rest of the gang could see that the tide had turned
against them. Sure, there were eleven of them not counting the critters, against
three, and one of them human at that. But the lad appeared to be deranged,
William was almost free and everyone knew what Rolf would do to the creature
unfortunate enough to harm his grandmother, providing of course that Freya
didn't inflict her own brand of harm. There were stories, unconfirmed of course,
that she'd had a first husband who hadn't appreciated her properly. The tales of
the vengeance called down on that gentleman caused grown demons to collapse
weeping in their beer. Ernie did not intend to stick around to find out if they
were true. With a last tip of his hat to his erstwhile boss, he and the boys
headed for quieter climes.
Xander grabbed Spike's hand, holding on tightly. The two creatures that still
had his legs had apparently decided that all this noise and fuss was not worth
it. If the meat meals were going to put up this much of a fight, it was time to
leave.
Unfortunately for Spike, the creatures headed out in different directions.
"Bloody Hell!" He snarled, grabbing a well-placed tree root and exerting pull
against the tug. What an embarrassing predicament. He refused to be done in this
way.
Xander gave a squeak, although a very manly one, of fear. Thinking faster than
he ever had before, the brunette quickly pulled out his trusty Swiss army knife
and made a dive for the nearest critter and its tentacle, repeatedly stabbing at
it with the tiny
blade while emptying Spike's duster pockets of everything in hopes of finding a
more suitable weapon.
"No pet, don't! Get the Hell away from it. It's poisonous!" Spike cried as he
struggled to hold onto his tree root.
"I'm not leaving you Spike!" Xander continued hacking away at the tentacle.
"In my boot, there's a knife in my boot!" Spike yelled.
Xander froze with a mental 'duh'. Of course, the knife in Spike's boot; throwing
a chagrined look at the blonde, Xander grabbed the knife and chopped away at the
limb with frenzied speed. The creature abruptly let go with a hissing sound of
annoyance and lumbered into the woods.
Now freed, Spike made short work of the feeler trapping his other leg. He felt a
warm hand grab his shoulder and lift him to his feet. The two men stared at each
other, both breaking into their own version of the goofy grin before hugging and
breaking apart to yell "Idiot, what the Hell did you think you were doing?" at
each other and than hugging again.
"Boys! Focus!" Snapped Freya as she held three of the more persistent creatures
at bay.
Xander aimed his gun and snapped a few quick shots at Big Mike who was now
coherent enough to stand, albeit rather unsteadily on his own two hoofs. He
glared at Xander and his pistol disdainfully before breaking into an evil and
insane cackle.
Spike threw a worried look in the Crime Boss' direction. Insane cackles never
boded well for those within hearing range; he'd learned that from Dru.
Unfortunately they still had at least a dozen creatures to dispatch or remove so
they could get out of here, never mind Big Mike and it didn't look good. Freya
had slaughtered with gleeful abandon but she was slowing down.
She gave the vampire a rueful smile. "Not as young as I used to be, either that
or they're making these things tougher."
Spike returned the smile, "Definitely tougher luv." He glanced at Xander and
caught the young man's eye. Xander gave him his patent pending shrug with the
eye roll before smiling trustingly. Spike felt his heart twist a bit; his
Xander, always trusting to luck with an innocence that the vampire found
endearing. Spike winked back.
The trio set themselves back to back while Freya began a muttered incantation
under her breath. Big Mike's ears pricked up and he gave a scornful laugh.
"You can't harm me or my creatures with spells you old bag." He rasped.
Freya finished the spell and gave the Crime Boss a cold smile. "My aren't you
self-centred, who said anything about you?"
There was a sudden boom and a brilliant sparkler erupted over the clearing,
falling to earth and dissipating with a thousand little pops. Xander laughed; it
was like being surrounded by champagne bubbles and even Spike gave a small
smile. He had no idea what she'd done but he was willing to trust the old bird.
"Very pretty," Mike sneered. He was looking worse by the minute, the toll of
trying to hold control over the remaining creatures obviously taking its toll.
"Thank you," Freya gave a gracious nod.
Spike heard them coming; the demons nearly silent, the humans like a pack of
elephants. The combined forces of the commandos and Rolf's clan burst into the
clearing on all sides. Those that attempted to attack Big Mike were thrown
several feet. It seemed that while the spell lasted Mike was impervious to
direct harm.
Riley gave a cheerful wave at Xander, which the young man returned. He gave
Spike a swift elbow to the side and Spike gave grudging, "Hey," to the young
captain.
The small army easily dispatched the last of the creatures and ended facing Big
Mike, his back to the river, the book still clutched tightly in his hands.
"Surrender Mike, you've lost. The spell will fade soon and you are defenceless.
If you give up now, I promise you a fair trial." Rolf offered. Frankly, he
didn't think they'd need worry about a trial. It was obvious the loathsome
creature was dying but a cornered rat could still be dangerous so Rolf offered
and hoped to buy them time.
Mike gave gurgling laugh, hacking and spitting before pointing a bony finger at
Spike. "Do you think you've won? You're wrong, I'll have my revenge on you and
your little toy, on all of you!" He gestured wildly before opening the book a
final time to a previously marked page. "One last spell; I won't go alone!"
Spike cocked an eyebrow at the frothing demon although a shiver of fear ghosted
down his spine. Xander leaned in and whispered, "He's a bit over the top isn't
he?"
Xander realized things had taken a nasty turn and took Spike's hand. Spike
looked down at their entwined fingers and than up into the face of the man he
loved. He opened his mouth to offer himself to the Crime Boss in return for the
lives of the others present but a soft touch on his other hand stopped him.
He blinked and looked into Freya's warm eyes that seemed to say 'trust me'.
Big Mike began to recite his final spell; the soldiers looked uncomfortable,
Riley looked at Spike and Xander standing calmly and gave Graham and his men a
reassuring look. Rolf and the Clan stood mute and impassive and Freya hid the
smile dancing in her eyes.
Mike remained oblivious to the lack of tension in the clearing as his voice rose
higher as he chanted the spell. Xander winced as he hit a particularly high
note; that sounded painful.
Mike held the book aloft, about to utter the final words of the spell when he
finally noticed the somewhat relaxed attitude of his audience. They should be
shaking in fear or at least confusion. Where was the terror, where was the
begging for mercy, dammit where was the horror at the knowledge of their
impending doom? Instead they all seemed focused on some sight over his shoulder.
The looks on their faces ranged from shock to awe to a kind of gleeful wonder.
Mike sneered, like he was going to fall for that old trick.
"Incoming!" Spike yelled at the last possible second as he yanked Xander down to
the ground. He heard the others diving for the jungle floor as well.
Big Mike's final shriek was abruptly cut off and a great rushing wind buffeted
the assembly. Yet it was not so loud that Riley and the others didn't hear
Maurice's cry of "Victoire!" followed by Yvette's agreeable though slightly
muffled, 'Squawk!"
"Incoming?" Xander asked dryly. "You've always wanted to say that haven't you?"
He dusted himself off as Spike helped him to his feet.
Spike gave an agreeable shrug, "Well yeah, I admit it. I have." He turned to
Freya who was being helped to her feet by Rolf and Riley.
"And you, you old reprobate, remind me never to play cards with you. Always got
an ace up your sleeve luv?" Spike gave the old demoness an admiring look.
"Just because some people choose to plan rather than rush in blindly," she said
primly.
"You could have warned me Grandmother," Rolf grumbled.
"Well, I didn't want to ruin the surprise and we might not have needed them."
Freya gave her grandson a pout and Xander had a sudden vision of Freya as a
young woman, coquettish, too smart for her own good and headstrong; he and Spike
shared a look of horror, "Dawn" they said together and gave a combined shudder.
"Got to keep an closer eye on the Nibblet pet." Spike said.
"Oh yeah, right with you on that Spike." Xander nodded in total agreement.
"Ma'am that was a fine use of tactics." Riley said respectfully.
Freya looked the tall young man up and down before smiling broadly. "Why thank
you young man. I don't believe I caught your name."
"Riley Finn ma'am with Special Ops. Ah we met your grandson earlier." Riley
answered diffidently.
"Ah yes, you're the gentlemen who captured William. Shame on you." She scolded
lightly.
"Yes, ma'am we've had the error of our ways explained to us." Riley said
contritely.
"Hear, does that mean I'm free to go then?" Spike piped up.
"Yes, Spike, completely. No hard feelings?" Riley held a hand out to the blonde.
Spike stared at it for a moment before shaking it briefly. Xander gave him a
proud smile to which Spike rolled his eyes.
Spike looked around at the soldiers and demons mulling about in the clearing.
"Pet, I think I need a vacation." He threw his arm over Xander's shoulder.
"Let's go home."
Xander kissed him softly, "Sound's good to me."
"Oh yeah," Spike breathed as Xander ended the kiss without releasing his hold on
the blond. "Pet?" Spike whispered the air tickling Xander's ear.
"Yes Spike?" Xander gently stroked the vampire, wishing they were somewhere more
private.
"Can I have me duster back?" Spike nipped at the brunette's neck playfully.
Xander licked delicately at the spot just behind Spike's ear causing the vampire
to shudder. "Nope."
"Oi pet!" Spike whined.
"Yeah, well maybe you'll think more carefully next time before throwing yourself
out windows and yelling 'top of the world ma'. I mean, what was that?" Xander
adjusted the duster carefully.
"I was being self sacrificing and heroic you git!" Spike huffed, before folding
his arms petulantly.
Xander raised an eyebrow in an uncanny imitation of his boyfriend. "I'll think
about it."
Spike stared hard at his boyfriend before an evil glint lit his eyes. "Gee, I
sure hope Yvette's
digested all of Big Mike before we have to get on board. Hate to find pieces of
the stupid git under the seat cushions and all."
"Ewww!"
Spike chortled happily.
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Part Twenty-five a)
Spike was tapping his foot
impatiently because of course after having been rescued he and Xander had to go
through the entire farewell scenario yet again. He was all for grabbing a canoe
and paddling upriver to the clearing and Maurice and Yvette but oh no. He and
Xander were trapped here until Nualla could make sure that Rosie's daddy was
okay.
As Xander was still annoyed with him for bringing up the possible distribution
of Big Mike's remains, Spike was amusing himself by watching Finn's total
obliviousness to the fact that Freya was flirting with him. The young captain
was being his polite Iowa boy self, saying yes ma'am and no ma'am and offering
the older demon some cool water from his canteen. And wasn't the old bird eating
it up? Spike hadn't seen the like in years and Finn hadn't a clue. His friend
Graham did though. Spike hid a smirk and almost felt sorry for the soldier; he
seemed an all right sort. The vampire wondered if Miller was even aware of why
he was acting like a sullen sod, probably not.
He observed Freya as Graham interrupted and asked to speak with Riley for a
moment. The captain excused himself politely as he followed his friend to the
other side of the clearing. Freya's lips twisted in a small smile and Spike
laughed out loud, earning him a few wary looks from the mix of demons and
humans. Why the old goat; she knew exactly what was going on and was playing the
boys like well-worn instruments. She frowned at the grinning vampire but the
frown didn't hold for long and the two creatures shared an understanding look;
they were demons after all and a little human baiting went with the territory.
Xander came ambling up to his wayward boyfriend. He'd decided that the blond had
been sufficiently chastised for his teasing and besides; Xander was bored. He'd
just answered some decidedly strange questions from a couple of the soldiers
about whether or not he thought their help was actually needed to rescue the
trio. A few more soldiers had joined the discussion and after much hemming and
hawing it was decided that no, Freya seemed to have the situation well in hand
although the small army of soldiers and demons were an added bonus. The entire
discussion had confused the young man mightily along with the large amount of
money exchanging hands between the various soldiers so he decided to seek out
his vampire and magnanimously forgive him.
"Hey, I've decided to forgive you." Xander plunked down on the log next to the
vampire.
Spike rolled his head to the side and sceptically raised his eyebrows before
whirling his index finger in the air. "Whoopee! I can die happy now."
Xander gently whacked him across the back of the head; earning him a glare and a
muttered, "Give us a cigarette than, if you're going to be such a wanker."
Xander extracted a cigarette and put it in his own mouth to light it before
handing it over to the vampire. Spike licked his lips lightly as he watched the
brunette suck lightly on the cigarette before offering it to him.
Xander caught the gesture and snorted, "You've got a one track mind, you know
that?"
Spike shrugged and leered in return. He was about to suggest something
completely inappropriate when Nualla and Rosie arrived. He and Xander found
themselves engulfed in five foot one inches of mothering sprite. Spike was
kissed and than smacked for being a heroic idiot and than kissed again before
she turned on Xander.
The young man allowed himself to be hugged warily, "You're not going to smack me
are you?" Nualla simply laughed through her tears. "No, but you can hold the
baby for me while I see to this idiot." Nualla handed a chortling Rosie to the
wary human before turning to
Spike.
"Oh Goddess I saw the whole thing. I was so scared for you both. Are you all
right, oh look at your poor wrists." She held onto Spike's hands, "Don't worry
I've brought plenty of salve and ointment. Rolf?"
"Yes sweet," Rolf managed to utter before the sprite jumped up and attached
herself like a limpet to the large demon. He suffered through numerous kisses
before setting his wife gently on her feet.
"You are so brave." She hugged his arm before motioning to Spike. The vampire
grumbled but was shoved forward by Xander in the sprite's waiting arms. "I am so
proud to be your wife." She gave each man a teary eyed look before Freya handed
her a handkerchief to dry her eyes. "Thank you Freya. You were wonderful." Freya
preened delicately.
"It's a good thing someone thinks ahead," Nualla said dryly with a wry glance at
the young men.
"Well, enough of this, let's get you fixed up." Nualla turned to soldiers and
demons who were busy trying not to stare at the blue whirlwind in their midst.
"Does anyone else need medical attention?" She noted several of the soldiers had
burns from the poison of the tree
creatures as well as numerous cuts and scraps, which they were patching up
themselves.
She waved at one young soldier, "No, no sweetie I have some salve here that will
fix that right up and won't leave a scar." The young soldier blinked in shock at
being addressed in such a manner. Nualla didn't seem to notice because she was
busy fussing over a very
embarrassed William the Bloody.
"Here now, pet leave off." He hissed. "It'll heal on its own." He attempted to
disengage his hands while simultaneously glaring at a snickering Rolf and
fascinated Riley.
"Don't make a fuss William." Nualla scolded.
"Yeah, don't make a fuss," Xander tried to keep a straight face. He was failing
miserably.
"There, all finished." Nualla patted him consolingly before turning to the young
soldier.
"Ma'am I'm..." He began but Nualla simply smiled, "No need to thank me." She
quickly wrapped his arm. "Who's next?"
Sven got a wicked look in his eye and pointed to Graham. "This little one's hurt
as well."
Graham fumed at the tall demon, who gave him a 'what' look? Riley laughed at his
annoyed friend who lost his battle to stave off the helpful sprite.
"Miller, let the lady fix up that hand, that's an order." Riley shook his head
and stared around the clearing at the assembled creatures. Xander was bouncing a
little baby on his knee; a cute little thing that obviously had Spike wrapped
around her little fingers. The vampire had given up on trying to maintain his
reputation as the Big Bad and instead opted to enjoy Xander and the baby's
company. Riley sighed softly, lucky man.
Rolf was watching his wife flit about patching up people with a tolerant and
loving look on his face. He glanced at the William and Xander playing with the
baby. He'd been pleasantly surprised at William's selfless actions in the
battle. He'd always known that the vampire was different like all his kind he
had a wild streak that was not conducive to peaceful coexistence with other
species. But he seemed to have changed and for the better in the last few years.
Of course a great deal of that had to do with the chip.
Rolf had discovered that little fact after his visit to Sunnydale. He'd never
discussed it with Nualla and was unsure whether she knew or simply chose not to
mention it in deference to William's feelings.
Rolf was of the opinion, that personal feelings aside, no demon should be left
defenceless in a world of humans. Humans were simply too dangerous and
changeable and today's events had borne that opinion out. He nodded to himself
thoughtfully; perhaps he should look into this matter for William, besides, he
could hold such a favor over the vampire's head for quite a long time. Rolf
laughed softly to himself.
"Well Spike, this has been quite an adventure." Xander stifled a yawn. "I'll be
happy to get home though. Of course we still have to figure out how we're going
to tell the gang about us. Do you think we should ease into it or blurt it out
all at once?"
"Won't have to say anything pet, told you, Angel's all ready told them." Spike
tickled Rosie who blew a bubble in appreciation.
"No he didn't," Xander snorted, rubbing Rosie's back.
"Does."
"Doesn't"
"Does." Spike rolled his eyes.
Xander pulled out a twenty, "Put your money where your mouth is."
"I'd rather put my mouth somewhere else, pet." Spike leered affectionately.
Xander leaned over and kissed the blonde, "One track mind."
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Part Twenty-five b) FINALE
After numerous assurances from
Maurice that they would not be finding little bits of Big Mike scattered
throughout the cabin, that Yvette wouldn't even think of eating such a
disgusting little creature and that he had been deposited somewhere deep in the
jungle where he could rejoin the local ecosystem, Xander finally agreed to come
on board.
Maurice's assurances, however, did not stop Spike from teasing Xander until the
young human threatened the duster.
"Yeah, I'm thinking Dawn's always had her eye on this coat." Xander gave Spike a
knowing look. "And I think we all know what happens to a man's clothing once a
woman gets her hands on it. You'll never get this duster back." Xander smirked.
Spike eyed his human with trepidation and a touch of respect before sidling up
next to him. "You wouldn't."
"Oh, I think I would." Xander petted the coat, flicking off a tiny speck of
dirt. "You better be nice to me."
Spike leaned into the taller man, grasping the front of the coat and pulling
Xander closer. "I can't wait to show you just how 'nice' I can be." Spike leered
before licking his boy's neck.
Xander retaliated by nipping at his vampire's ear.
"Excusez moi gentlemen we are about to take off so please, no standing hanky
panky." Maurice shook his finger at the young men before gesturing to their
seats.
Xander blushed bright red and Spike cursed under his breath. Bloody Hell, were
they never going to get any time alone?
Xander heaved a sigh before turning and giving Spike a rueful smile. "Can you
just imagine how much worse this is going to be at home?"
Spike groaned.
* * * * * * * * * * *
They arrived in Mexico and once again landed for refuelling. Xander wanted to
get another soda and prodded a grumpy Spike into following him inside. But
first, they had to unwrap the vampire, so to speak. Nualla had bandaged every
cut, no matter how slight on both of her boys and whereas Xander could care less
who saw him; Spike absolutely refused to be seen in public looking like he'd
been in a fight.
"But you have been in a fight." Xander argued.
"Yeah, all right but I can't look all soft like. What kind of Master Vampire
lets himself be coddled, I ask you?" Spike grumbled while making a mess
unravelling bandages. "Are you gonna help me get these off or what?"
Xander slapped the blonde's hands away and neatly snipped the remaining
wrappings off.
"Gee I don't know, the kind of Master Vampire who has a wife that loves him and
worries about him?" Xander groused. "Idiot."
Maurice stood by patiently and listened to the grumbling with a small smile on
his furry face.
Spike finally fell silent as Xander made his way to the door.
"Well, you coming or what?" Xander said adjusting his now definitely worse for
wear Panama hat at a rakish angle.
Spike didn't answer and Xander looked back to find the vampire agitatedly
twisting his thumb ring.
"What's up Blondie?" Xander asked, grasping Spike's hands. "All right, you can
have the coat back." Spike didn't answer, instead finally twisting the thumb
ring off.
"It's not that, although I will take my coat back." Spike said quickly before
dropping his eyes and holding the ring out to Xander.
"I figure you should be wearing something of mine since I can't bite you and
claim you proper like." Spike said shyly.
Xander took the ring with a brilliant smile. His hands were bigger than Spike's
slender ones but he managed to slip the ring on one finger. He looked up from
admiring the ring to find Spike giving him one of his real smiles. Xander gave a
sudden whoop and picked the smaller man up, swinging him around twice before
setting him down and engaging in a serious 'thank you' kiss.
He flashed the ring at a grinning Maurice.
"I am officially going steady with William the Bloody." Xander kissed Spike
again before handing the vampire his beloved duster.
Spike snorted, "Vampires don't go steady." Xander pouted slightly.
"Right, we're going steady, dating exclusively and all that, happy?" Spike
rolled his eyes at the human who was once again all smiles.
"Yes, let's go find some caffeine." Xander called over his shoulder as he tried
to slide down the airline stair rail. He lost his balance and nearly toppled
over but Spike casually reached out an arm and grabbed him, sighing loudly.
"Thanks Spike," Xander grinned repentantly as they made their way down the
stairs.
There was a low purr and the lights dimmed briefly.
"I agree, mon cher, they are a sweet couple. Ah amour!" The instrumental strains
of 'It Had to Be You" began to play softly from the speakers. Maurice laughed
and hummed in accompaniment as he watched the two youngsters make their way
across the tarmac.
"I hope their other families are understanding as well."
* * * * * * * * * * *
The rest of the flight was
uneventful. Spike and Xander snuggled under one blanket and dozed. Spike tried
to get fresh several times and Xander allowed a certain amount of roving hands
before putting his foot down. He was not going to fool around inside Yvette.
There was something just squiggy about that. He was however, not averse to some
serious kissing.
Spike was frustrated and impressed by the amount of steel his human could show
if the situation warranted it. When Xander said no, he meant it but Spike still
had fun trying to change his mind and so was relatively content until the flight
touched down, one hour before dawn at the Sunnydale airport.
Xander blinked, looking out the windows before turning to Spike with a look of
confusion.
"How did we manage to get back here so quickly and never mind it's a magical
thing right?" Spike yawned, scratched at his chest and cocked an eyebrow in
response to Xander's question.
Xander gave a startled gasp, suddenly leaning forward in his seat. "Hey, the
gang's out there!" He blinked quickly and rubbed his eyes in disbelief. "Hey,
Angel's out there!"
"Ha, vindicated!" Spike pumped a fist into the air.
Xander continued to shake his head in disbelief. "Demons must be the worst
gossips. I mean what did someone do, as soon as you declared they ran down to
the tavern phone and called Angel?"
"Yeah, pretty much." Spike shrugged.
Xander threw up his hands in disgust. "Well fine then, at least one of us was
prepared for this event so go to it. I'll let you do all the talking."
"What talking? We walk down there and we tell them we're dating and they can
like or lump it." Spike huffed.
"Yeah, that's gonna go over real well with the girls, uh huh." Xander snorted.
"Well what do you wanna do, lie about it?" Spike snapped back, very unsure and
not wanting to show it.
Xander reached over and gently smacked his head, "No Oh Blonde Menace. Per the
old adage, how do you get more flies?"
Spike blinked, "Lots of dead bodies bloated by the sun?" He answered hesitantly,
fairly sure that wasn't what his human meant and judging by the look of
disgusted amazement on Xander's face, he was right.
"I've got to remember who I'm talking to," Xander muttered under his breath
before saying, "No, you get more flies with honey than with vinegar."
"Oh yeah, right," Spike nodded.
"So we go down there, tell them we're dating, ask Willow and Tara for help since
we're both so new to the whole gay scene, you know." Xander gestured widely. "We
ask Anya for advice."
Spike guffawed. Xander glared.
"Or something. We let Dawn coo over us and show Giles that actually we're a very
mature couple." Xander finished confidently.
"And Angel?" Spike asked.
"I think if we can promise Angel that you and I won't accidentally bring about
the Apocalypse, he'll probably leave us alone."
Spike looked thoughtful for a moment before nodding his head. "Might work."
Yvette came to a graceful halt on the tarmac. Spike stood, offering a hand to
Xander. They gathered their belongings and patiently waited for Maurice.
The jaunty pilot appeared to see them off. Xander threw both his arms around the
large demon giving him a tremendous hug.
"Thank you so much and please, don't be a stranger." Xander's eyes were
suspiciously bright as he looked up to the ceiling. "You either Yvette and thank
you again, both of you, for saving our lives. You're the best."
There was a low rumble in reply and Maurice clapped the young human on both
shoulders.
"Yvette and I were happy to be of service. It was like the old days and a grand
adventure."
Maurice turned to the vampire who was doing his best to look cool. "And you my
friend, don't be a stranger. You know how to get in touch with us. Do not
hesitate to call." He gave the vampire two quick kisses on the cheeks before
stepping back and saluting smartly as
the door opened to the airline stairs. "Gentlemen, au revoir!"
Xander and Spike turned to the door took a deep breath and clasped hands as they
headed down the stairs to face their respective families. Willow and Tara were
smiling and Willow was waving wildly and nearly bouncing with excitement. Dawn
was grinning from ear to ear and even Anya looked pleased.
"Well, doesn't look too bad." Xander commented in relief.
"Yeah, it doesn't, does it?" Spike agreed with a smirk.
"See we're all adults now and that's the key." Xander stood a little straighter.
Spike squeezed his hand in agreement.
* * * * * *
"I see Xander's dressed in his usual sartorial splendour." Angel commented with
a polite smile.
"Well he has been on vacation and it is nice to change one's look with the
occasions." Giles returned glancing at Angel's customary black ensemble.
"What is it the boy does again? Some sort of manual labour was it?" Angel asked
innocently.
"He's an excellent carpenter, very, very skilled with wood of all kinds. The
pay's quite good." Giles replied. "I expect that will come in handy for Spike."
Giles added with false helpfulness.
Giles gritted his teeth as Xander tripped on the stairs and Spike steadied him.
Angel coughed to cover a laugh.
"Did I mention that Xander is in line for a promotion?" Giles snapped.
"Did I mention that Will, speaks Greek as well as Latin?" Angel studied his
nails.
"Only those two?" Giles returned politely.
"Well aside from French of course. We aren't barbarians after all."
Angel and Giles exchanged razor sharp smiles.
"See even Giles and Angel are getting along." Xander waved, happy to be home at
last.
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END*********************************
This is a sneak peak of the sequel
to be coming in October 2002..
"Who's got the cooler? Did we forget the cooler? Stop the car, we have to go
back." Xander panicked.
"We did not forget the cooler. It's in the trunk, will you just calm down!" Dawn
snapped.
"But we did forget the extra nappies." Spike turned frantically, grabbing his
boyfriend's arm. "Turn the car around."
Dawn grabbed her friend's shoulder. "Don't you dare!" She turned to an over
anxious Spike. "We didn't forget the nappies. They're in the trunk next to the
cooler. We checked the bloody list five times. We have everything and even if we
didn't they have stores in Los Angeles!" She finished with a yell.
"Jeez, you two." She flounced back in her seat and adjusted her headphones with
a glare at two of her best friends. Guys, sheesh!
"Okay, we're a little tense, it's true, but having a baby for a whole week is a
big deal Dawn." Xander protested. "We don't want to screw up."
Dawn brandished a large purple notebook, color-coded and indexed. "You have
every contingency planned for, you've even planned for the Apocalypse. There are
military campaigns less well thought out than this coming week. Everything will
be fine."
* * * * * * * * * *
The Chaos demon squirmed contentedly, his lap full of a very curvy, flirtatious
vampiress.
"Where did you say he's gone?"
"Well the way I hear it him and his boyfriend have gone for a visit to L.A. to
see the family." The demon tickled the dark eyed vampire under the chin and she
giggled appreciatively.
"You're a naughty boy."
The demon agreed whole-heartedly by whispering a rather lewd suggestion in the
vampire's ear. She glanced down at the doll in her lap, holding it to her ear
and listening carefully before giving a regretful sigh.
"Miss Edith says we haven't the time. We need to return to Angel's city for a
visit." She cuddled closer to the disappointed demon and whispered in his ear,
"Family business, you understand."
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