Michael "Raunchy" Wirsching
The Raunchy One





Full Name: Michael Wirsching
Nicknames: La Raddle, Raunchy, Big Mike, The Master Dirty Bird
Distinction: The Raunchy Dirty Bird
Birthday: 10/9/83
High School: J.B. Alexander Magnet
College: Texas A & M
Job: Mr. lifeguard
Stats: 5'8", light brown hair, hazel eyes, single
Vices: baths, expensive jerseys
Faves: Nirvana, Koto's, chicken pot pies, $3.51, radiohead
Pet Peeves: pending
Family: pending, mom, dad
Non Dirty Bird Friends: Foster, Beta, Hughes, Hector Mancillas, Blake, Jenny Rivera


Raunchy's Dirty Bird History
Our master dirty bird became extremely raunchy when he decided to take one of his infamous baths that last about three hours in the disgustingly raunchy bathtub filled with cocharoaches and sand left over from the entire week. Enough said. You get the picture.




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Email: slaytanic30@hotmail.com


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