“Put the wiener to it Marlene!” -bill
7 fellows + seventy five dollars + 100 chicken wangs = Hooters Orlando
“Now hiring Medium one topping pizzas. 8.99$ - Pizza hut/Georgia
The KFC twilight zone....trapped in 1983. No such thing as chicken littles. But “um we got liver.”
Kevin was touching himself with his 3rd arm leaned back across his seat while playing gameboy with both hands....(Mandi was camouflaged in a big sweatshirt behind him.) - Lindsay’s optical illusion.
“Hey ________’s naked!” - The girls of room 1336.
“Loving you...hoooooooooo” - krysta
Ass smackin’ paranoia.
“Shut up Lindsay.” - mika
“Don’t bite my feet Teany!” - sonya
Lindsay has a pink triangle sunburn. (krysta missed a spot while helping her with sunscreen.)
“I’d gladly peel it off and give it to you.” - lindsay (concerning the triangle.)
“Why is the phone ringing?.....Perfect.” - beth/just outside the Motown cafe restroom.
"So myself was talking to me the other day..." -Mika, ass backwards on her own saying the first morning in Orlando.
“How do ya like that smoky!” - Marlene (our awesome bus driver.)
Mission impossible coconuts.
“Don’t wanna do what?” - Several people
“This is my House!” - Possessed fountain by the adventures of Sin bad in
“islands of adventure.”
“If everyone had a port-o-potty, the world would be a better place.” katie & sonya
Mika loves mambo Latinos chickas.
Kleptomania
Jen-Dawg-Hoochie-pants
“BOOBIES!” - Everyone
“ Lay the wang down, (to it).” - Chris, goat, bill, tom, colby & murdok
Dylan’s home video, “Seniors gone wild”
“ Coon!” - bill
“I’ve lost everybody!” - lindsay (repeated several times over the course of an hour.)
“Don’t you ever come back to Chuckey's you son of a b*tch.” -Rodney Carrington
“Where’s Asher?” - Everyone
“Moleste”
Lavatory.....The charter bus potty.
“Chris sure is horny today, maybe it was the wangs.” - lindsay and others on the balcony
“You develop the pictures of that one chick and I’ll tape the porn and we’ll make comparisons.” - goat
“ I’m not gonna hurt you.” - murdok
“ I hate Dee.” - Various people....you know who you are.
“ smackin’/spankin’ the goat”
Mission Cuban cigar failed.
Padiddle
“ I gottcha neon - Sam
“ Why are we stopping?” - Everyone
“I’m blind!” - Everyone after camera flash
“ Oh fuck”- everyone on a large scary ride.
“Hey mika kick his ass over the phone!” - krysta
“ Eye I eye lindsay....she was a show girl...” - Beth’s misunderstanding
“ A nice quiet ride.” - Anonymous
“ Do the Jamie dance!” - Sam & Serena
“ I want him/her” -everyone scope’in out people @ Citywalk.
Cold soggy truck stop in georgia 11pm.
Serena Danced with Jake Blues.
“It’s 7:45!” - beth
“We’ll leave the light on for ya.” Various people in reference to motel 8.
“Do ya really wanna see?”- mika
Bill professes his undying affection for Abby.
“Jailbait!” - Retarded waitress from planet Hollywood.
“Good luck to ya!” -Mr. Hilton
Towel Drama
Bus #1 busted down in georgia.
Drunken fishermen on the jetty park pier.
“Jessie ( beth’s guy) has a boyfriend!” - mika, krysta, & lindsay
“Teany bit me too!” - lindsay & tom
“...no wait beth bit me.” - tom
“where did my voice go?” - lindsay
“geebs jeep dammit!” - teany
Friends in low places/Darling/wheels on the bus/spongebob theme/ F-U-N/ baby got back.
“the walmart’s closed...it can’t be! Oh my god it’s impossible!” - bill
“cough cough oh my cancer!”- tom
Smooth tour guide Mr. Hilton
“Fuck you, motherfucker!” - krysta & bill
“arma-dilly-yo” - lindsay
Eric & Bill as Elwood blues
“Ohhh let me get my camera!’ -everybody
“we gotta watch wayne’s world godammit! - krysta
“I think spiderman was a little bit too happy to see me when I got my picture taken.” - lindsay
“ stuck in the middle.....” tom
“Oh son!!” - beth & mika
“ yeah baby/ hell no/hell yeah” various people
101.1 The real Rock alternative & The Hard Rock Radio Station
Strange old men in speedos
Neat people with accents...i.e. Scottish, German, Swedish, and English
The Bombay @ wet’n’wild
Beth, Mika, & Lindsay stalked Mr. Ko9n
Chris the Host from Hard Rock Cafe looked like Mark Mcgraf of Sugar Ray. You remember him ladies!
Vin Diesel works at Hard Rock too.....ask Sam or Jen.
Copa Cabana......anyone know the words?
Hydro Fighter battle Royale @ wet’n’wild
“I’m gonna kill you” - various people