Contrary to popular belief, sidewalks are not made for cars.
Everyone loves to spend their 18th birthday at Chuck E. Cheeses.
Some people just insist on ruining perfectly good birthday presents.
Winston Eggbert is the hottest guy from Sweet Valley High.
Belly button piercings can make sitting uncomfortable. When playing board games, don't point out the obvious. Some of us aren't that quick to catch on.Just because a modeling search claims to be selective, doesn't mean they are, especially when the guy in charge looks like he should be selling used cars. Skanky women can be models too, apparently.
Mister Whiney Pants likes it, no really, he does. Nipple piercings ARE painful, you don't have to have one to know that.You can easily brighten someone's day by showing up in a place you never wanted to be in again, with food.Five page papers can be written in under two hours.Web design isn't for anyone, but with a little persistence and a few 4-letter words, you too can move mountains.If you're planning a camping trip, pack dry wood. You WILL go and you WILL like it.While hair dying kits may seem to be self-explanitory, determining which way the cap fits is not always as easy as reading the labels : "Front" and "Back"
Guys have PMS too.
Just because you're not hungry NOW doesn't mean you won't be hungry LATER.
Not everyone is naturally talented at playing video games. (Rigged I tell you, RIGGED!!)
Buy a Cosmo magazine and let the fun begin! Three cheers for Wal-Mart!!!The easiest way to combat your fear of the dark is to purchase a neon monkey with a light up stomach. That way when you are scared in the middle of the night, you can turn the light on, and your roommate won't make fun of you for having the monkey, because you can always say it was a special present from your friend back home, and you didnt realize it was on.
