Lil Interestin Storiez N Stuff...
most pplz dun lyke readin... but dese storiez aint dat bad... actually sum of dem arent even storiez, lolz, ish jus stuff dat i dink ish koo n wanna share wid u guyz
^^IF TOmOrrOw StARtz WitHOut mE ... ^^
If 2m startz wid out me n i m not dere to c
if da sum should rise n find ur eyez all filled wid tearz fer me
i wish so much u wouldnt cry da way u did today
while dinkin of all da many dingz we didnt get ta say
i noe how much u luv me, as much as i luv u
all each tyme da u dink of me i noe u ll miss me too
but if 2m startz wid out me plz try to understand
dat an angel came n called mai name n took me by da hand
he said mai place was ready in heaven far above
and dat i d hav to leave behind all dose i dearly luv
but as i turned to walk away a tear feell frm mai eye
fer all mai life i d alwayz thought dat i didnt wanna die
i had so much to liv fer, so much left yet to do
it seemed almost impossible dat i was leavin u
i thought of all da yeserdayz, da good wunz n da bad
i thought of all da luv we shared, n all da fun we had
if i could relive yesterday jus even fer a while
i d say goodbye n kiss u and mayb c u smile
but den i fully realized dat dis could neva b
fer emptiness n memoriez would tak da place of me
n when i thought of worldly dingz i mite miss com 2m
i thought of u n when i did mai heart was filled wid sorrow
but when i walked through heavenz gatez i felt so much at home
when God looked down n smiled at me frm his great golden throne
he said , " dis ish eternity" n all i ve promised u
today ur life on earth ish past but hea life startz anew
i promise no 2m, but today will alwayz last
n since each day ish da same way dere ish no longin fer da past
u hav been so faithful, so trustin n so tru
though dere were tymez u did sum dingz u knew u shouldnt do
but u hav been forgiven n now at last u re free
so wont u com n tak mai hand n share ur life wid me
so if 2m startz wid out me, dont dink we're far apart
fer every tyme u dink of me , im rite dere in ur heart
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^^tRu fReNz^^
Da 21st century will end sumday, but not our frenzship, which ish everlastin
i felt close to u since we met. u've been dere fer me wen i wuz down
u taught me da tru meaning of frenzship which ish trust, respect, gettin along well, which we did,
even wen u were away frm me
u alwayz remained in mai heart, n dreamz,
becuz u r a tru frn of mine
u were da wun who accepted me fer who i am, u didnt judge me frm outside, but frm who i wuz inside,
n dat ish wut tru frenz r concerned bout, fer who u r inside not outside
u neva hurt me emotionally or physically n u alwayz forgave me,
becuz tru frenz neva hurt each otha,
or if dey did dey will forgive each otha
becuz tru frenz wont be studck wid da past
instead tru frenz will look forward in correctin mistakez n mak shure our frenzship will grow stronger
datz ish y i tell u frm da bottom of mai heart '
u r a tru frn of mine!
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^^wHo iSh uR AttOrNey?^^
Afta livin a "decent" life my tyme on earth cam to an end
da first ding i rememba ish sittin on a bench in da waitin room of wut i thought to be a court house
da doorz opened n i was instructed to com in n hav a seat by da defense table
as i looked around i saw da "prosecutor", he wuz a villainous lookin gent who snarled as he started at me
he definitly was da most evil person i hav ever seen
i sat down n looked to mai left n dere sat mai lawyer, a kind n gentle lookin man whose apperance seemed very familiar to me
da corner door flew open n dere appeared da judge in full flowin robez
he commanded an awesome presence as he moved across da room n i couldnt tak mai eyez off of him
as he took his seat behind da bench he said "let us begin"
da prosecutor rose n said "mai name ish Satan n im hea to show u y dis man belongz in hell
he proceeded to tell of liez dat i told, dingz dat i stole n in da past when i cheated othaz
Satan told of otha terrible perversionz dat were wunce in mai life n da more he spoke da further down in mai seat i sank
i was so embarresed dat i couldnt look at newun, not even mai own lawyer, as da Devil told of sinz dat even i had completely forgotten bout
as upset as i wuz at Satan fer tellin all dese dingz bout me, i was equally upset at mai representative who sat dere silently not offerin any form of defense at all
i noe i had been guilty of dose dingz but i had done sum good in mai life
couldnt dat at least equal out part of da harm ive done?
Satan finised wid a fury n said " dis man belongz in hell n he ish guilty of all dat i hav charged n dere ish not a person who can prove othawisez
when it was his turn, mai lawyer first asked if he mite approach da bench
da judge allowed dis ova da strong objection of Satan n be beckoned him to com forward
as he go up n started walkin i was able to c him now in full splendor n majesty
now i realized y he seemed so familiar, dis wuz Jesus representin me, mai Lord n mai Savior
he stopped at da bench n softly said to da judge "hi dad" n den he turned to address da court
Satan wuz correct in sayin dat dis man had sinned n i wont deny ne of dese allegationz
n yes da wagez of sin ish death n dis man deservez to be punished
Jesus took a deep breath n turned to his Father wid outstrected armz n proclaimed
"however i died on da cross so dat dis person mite hav eternal life n he has accepted me as his Savior, so he ish mine
my Lord continued wid "his name is writted in da book of life n no wun can snatch him frm me
Satan still does not understand yet, dis man ish not to be given justice but rather mercy
as Jesus sat down, he quietly paused n looked at his father n replied
"dere ish nuttin else dat needz to be done, ive done it all"
da judge lifted his mighty hand n slammed da gavel down n da follin wordz bellowed frm his lipz
" dis man ish free, da penalty fer him has already been paid in full, case dismissed.
as mai Lord led me away i could hear Satan rantin n ravin "i wont giv up, i ll win da next wun"
i asked Jesus as he gav me mai instructionz where to go next "hav u eva lost a case?"
Christ luvinly smiled n said "everywun dat has com to me n asked me to represent dem has recieved da same verdict as u... Paid in Full
In dis world of terrible hurt, pain, sufferin, n xtreme self centered focus to da exclusion of everywun n everyding else der are tymez when logic, thought, discussion, etc... do nuttin. it ish in dese tymez i hav learned dat i hav onli wun place to turn to ease da pain.
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^^A hiStOry LeSSoN^^
herez a lil history lesson dat will definitely makez u go hmm...
abraham lincoln wuz elected to congress in 1846
john f. kennedy wuz elected to congress in 1946
abraham lincoln wuz elected president in 1860
john f. kennedy wuz elected president in 1860
the namez lincoln n kennedy each containz seven letterz
both were particularly concerned wid civil ritez
both wivez lost deir children while livin in da white house
both presidentz were shot on a friday
both presidentz were shot in da head
lincoln's secretary wuz named kennedy
kennedy's secretary wuz named lincoln
both assassinated by southernerz
both succeeded by southernerez
Both Presidents were shot in the head.
both succussorz were named johnson
andrew johnson, wo succeeded lincoln wuz born in 1808
lydon johnson who succeeded kennedy wuz born in 1908
john wilkez booth who assassinated lincoln wuz born in 1839
lee harvey oswald who assassinated kennedy wuz born in 1939
both assasinz were known by deir three namez
both namez are comprised of fifteen letterz
lincoln wuz shot at the theatre named "kennedy"
kennedy wuz shot in a car called "lincoln"
booth ran frm da theatre n wuz caught in a warehouse
oswald ran frm a warehouse n wuz caught in a theatre
booth n oswald were assassinated before deir trialz
n finally...
a week before lincoln wuz shot, he was in monroe, maryland
a week before kennedy wuz shot he was wid marilyn monroe
Creepy!!
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^^A SwEEt LiL bOi^^
Wun day, a poor boi who wuz sellin goodz frm door to door to pay his way through skool found he had onli wun think dime left, n he wuz hungry.
He decided he would ask fer a meal at da next house. However,he lost his nerve wen a lovely yung woman opened da door.
Instead of a meal he asked fer a drink of water. She thought he looked hungry so she brought him a large glass of milk.
He drank slowly, n den asked "how much do i owe u?"
"u dun owe me ne ding," she replied.
"mother has taught us neva to accept pay fer a kindness." He said, "den danx u frm da bottom of mai heart."
As Howard Kelly left dat house, he not onli felt stronger physically, but his faith in God and man wuz strong also. He had been ready to giv up n quit.
Yearz later, dat yung woman became critically ill. Da local doctorz were baffled.
Dey finally sent her to da big city, where dey called in specialistz to study her rare disease. Dr. Howard Kelly wuz called in for da consultation.
Wen he heard da name of da town she came frm, a strange light filled his eyez. Immediately he rose n went down da hall of da hospital to her room.
Dressed in his doctor gown he went in to c her. He recognized her at wunce.
He went bak to da consultation room determined to do his best to save her life. Frm dat day he gav special attn to da case.
Afta a long struggle, da battle wuz won. Dr. Kelly requested da business office to pass da final bill to him fer approval.
He looked at it, den wrote sum ding on da edge, n da bill wuz sent to her room.
she feared to open it, fer she wuz shure it would tak da rest of her lyfe to pay fer it all.
finally she looked, n sum ding caught her attn on da side of da bill. She read dese wordz...
"Paid in full wid wun glass of milk."
(signed) Howard Kelly
tearz of joy flooded her eyez as her happy heart prayed: "thank u, God, dat ur luv has spread abroad through human heartz n handz."
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^^dA dEfiNitiOn oF A fRn^^
a frn should b radical:
dey should luv u wen ure unluvable,
hug u wen ure unhuggable,
n bear wid u wen ure unbearable.
a frn should b fanatical:
dey should cheer wen da whole world booz,
dance wen u get good newz,
n cry wen u cry too.
but most of all-
a frn should b mathmatical:
dey should multiply da joy,
divide da sorrow,
subtract da past,
n add 2m,
calculate da need deep in ur heart,
n alwayz be bigger dan da sum of all dier partz.
dAnX fEr bEiNg mAi fRn!
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