*the characters that SHOULD have been in FY but sadly, weren't*
as the page title suggests, this is dedicated to characters that don't really exist, but in a perfect world... still wouldn't exist, but in a CRACK-ADDICT world would most likely exist and take over the world and sell cheap opium on a big watermelon or something. thank you very much, good night. [sits down]
NAME: Bert
REAL NAME: Heinrich Billy XII
STAR PATTERN: the big dot
BIRTHDATE: feb. 31st
AGE: ..... i dunno... wel i dunno..... well SHUDDUP!
BLOODTYPE: bananabanananabanana
HAT-MAKER POWER: the reconnection of that which is disconnected
CHARACTER: (socket)
LOCATION OF CHARACTER: tip of nose.
INTERESTS: making hats, selling hats, designing hats
FLAWS: head is so freakishly abnormally shaped that no hat could possibly ever fit it.
PURPOSE IN SHOW: Maker of Hotohori's imperial bucket hat. is close personal friends with Heinrich Billy XIII who made the imperial duck shoes.
NAME: Roger the sheep
REAL NAME: Roger the pony
STAR PATTERN: bert
BIRTHDATE: Feb. 31st
AGE: 64 (in sheep years), 6 (you years), 0.5 (light years)
BLOODTYPE: grass
SHEEP POWER: bleet of doom (is also an excellent entree)
CHARACTER: (bah)
LOCATION OF CHARACTER: bert
INTERESTS: grazing, smelling bad, following crowds, doing Miaka's hair, giving relationship advice.
FLAWS: (none)
PURPOSE IN SHOW: helped Miaka and Tamahome get together, if they had not consulted Roger the sheep, they never would have gotten together.
NAME: Tamahomer
REAL NAME: (unknown)
STAR PATTERN: baseball diamond
BIRTHDATE: Feb. 31st
AGE: 17
BLOODTYPE: f-
POWER: can hit a tamahomer
CHARACTER: (football)
LOCATION OF CHARACTER: forehead
INTERESTS: baseball, moths, giving away money.
FLAWS: Inability to think of anything besides baseball and moths. (cocoon)
PURPOSE IN SHOW: To make Tamahome look bad at baseball. Also leads his moth army of the night.
NAME:Hotohooters
REAL NAME:Fabio
STAR PATTERN:a bbig pansy
BIRTHDATE:Feb 31st
AGE:18
BLOODTYPE:the sparkly type
POWER:bouncing people out of bars
CHARACTER:beermug
LOCATION OF CHARACTER:beerhand
INTERESTS:hanging around bars looking mean,scalping,beating up those who dare to oppose him,
FLAWS:see above
PURPOSE IN SHOW:to keep tasuki from getting too drunk, keeps biker gangs out of the suzaku shrine, confiscating blue articles of clothing.
NAME:Nudy-co
REAL NAME:Hortense muagg
STAR PATTERN:an upside-down chicken
BIRTHDATE:Feb. 31st
AGE:18
BLOODTYPE:not certain, but very skimpy
POWER:ability to de-clothe a person in under 3 seconds.
CHARACTER:parka
LOCATION OF CHARACTER:middle finger, wanna see it?
INTERESTS:runs and operates herb and her own nudist colony,complete with upside-down chickens,
FLAWS:is a messy eater.
PURPOSE IN SHOW: while drunk, tasuki joins her nudist chicken-farm. is saved by tamahomers army of moths.
NAME: Shitshitty
is the real emperor. No one cares.
back...beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep...ESKIMO
