Rules
Brenna's Rules:
1. Spring time is new boyfriend time
2. Don't ever call a boy first
3. Never see the same boy two nights in a row, or more than two times a week
4. You are the Princess
5. Every man wants you
6. Ugly boys are fun to play with, but you must never touch them, or let them touch you
7. It does not entirely matter what your friends think of a boy, but always listen
8. Never tell your boy that you cheat on him
9. All other boys are "just friends"
10. Never do more than kissing with a boy that you are not in a relationship with
11. It is not cheating if it is with girls
12. Toy with their emotions
13. Never tell them that you love them if you love them
14. Play with them, crush them, leave them
15. Take notes from other whores
16. There is no "calling boys", if he is single, he is fair game
17. If he is in a relationship, he is fair game
18. Only date gentlemen
19. Bad boys are fun for a short period of time
20. Never settle down with a boy that is under your social class
21. Beautiful people ONLY!
22. Make rules, then break them
23. Blue balls is mandatory
24. You are always a virgin
25. Sexy underwear is a must
26. Always flirt with their hot friends, spit on the ugly ones
27. Act like you are naive
28. Manipulate everyone
29. Be an extrovert and an exhibitionist
30. Only class A
31. Men are stupid, use that to your advantage
32. Be a nympho
33. Always have sex in public places
34. If you must be an ex, be the ex that the present girlfriends envy and hate
35. If your the girlfriend, be extra nice to the ex(s)
36. If you friends combine your name with your boyfriends, it is time to end it
37. Steal men, never feel guilty
38. Once a cheater, always a cheater
39. Be mysterious
40. Boys do the walk of shame, not girls
41. Never come at their first call, or there second
42. If you must be in love, love with your entire heart
43. Revenge is not evil
44. If you must break up, make it so they will never date again
Jena and Kim's Rules with College boys:
- 1. These rules were made to be broken, but if someone breaks these rules, they are still considered punishable.
- 2. Perform only licentious behavior.
- 3. Boyfriends can be stolen. Toys, on the other hand, cannot.
- 4. Leave your consciences at the door.
- 5. THONGS!!!
- 6. You must be secure with your sexuality...experimenting is a must.
- 7. Never give without first receiving.
- 8. And absolutely does not matter.
- 9. Whenever necessary, show your tits.
- 10. Use manners, always shake hands and give autographs.
- 11. Be lady-like!
- 12. Never let emotions get involved.
- 13. Lying and exaggerating is a must.
- 14. Every kiss is your first kiss.
- 15. Absolutely do not feed their egos.
- 16. Fellows whores are you enemies.
- 17. Manipulate every situation.
- 18. Spit on monogamy.
- 19. Under no circumstances can you ever give them what they want.
- 20. Always have fun.
- 21. It's only sex if he comes.
- 22. Two month limit on a boy, after that it is considered a relationship.
- 23. Cheating has many definitions.
- 24. If it is good, share it with your friends.
- 25. It's only a lie if they find out, and even then, you never admit it.
Adrian's WNEC COLLEGE GIRL RULES
1. Don’t talk about fight club
2. Be completely shady( 4 out of 800 baby!)
3. Girlfriends are sweet and the other girls are hoes.
4. Leave a sock on the door.
5. If she wore a thong then keep it.
6. Sexual experimenting is not in my vocabulary
7. However dating an exhibitionists is
8. Receive then forget, and blame it on weed
9. Grab a tit whenever possible
10. When in college never touch someone you don’t know, unless your drunk
11. Don’t talk to a girl that looks snotty
12. What are emotions???
13. Only lie if it makes you look better
14. What? Of course I am a virgin
15. Don’t tell them how good you are show them
16. HQH only= high quality hoes only
17. If you can’t lick it, don’t stick it.
18. Spit in the trash not on the wall or the carpet.
19. Green chairs are a must
20. While in mixed company its only a box
21. Girls will get naked when they are drunk, all you have to do is ask
22. If your f**cking a girl for more then two months straight and she didn’t say anything about dating, ask her about her monthly friend.
23. “Its not cheating if you put peanut-butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off because its your dog”
23a. Its not cheating if your girlfriend is in the same room.
24. If she is a good f**k and hot then keep her for your self
25. It wasn’t me.
26. Never doubt the "O" face.
27. Wrap the rascal