Obsessions

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THINGS TO DO WITH MARSHMALLOW WHILE ON A ROAD TRIP:

*Kill an hour or two making finger taffy
*plug a muffler hole
*toilet paper
*jam a parking meter
*use dental floss and paper clip to make a choker necklace
*use as press-on nipples to win a wet T-shirt contest
*turn your car into moving art
*throw at other cars and earn points
*juggle to make some change on a street corner
If you have mini marshmallows…
*use them as nose plugs to survive unbreathable bathrooms
*use them as ear plugs when trying to nal in the back seat

THE GREAT MOBLIE MARSHMALLOW TOSS:

More than a fun what to pass the time on a boring stretches of highway, this game is a fool proof methods for making friends or enemies. Each player starts with a full bag of marshmallows, the winner is the first to score 100 points or the person with the highest score when all the bags are empty (Doughnuts holes can be substituted for marshmallows).
RULES: Marshmallows muse be thrown while the car is moving in order for a hit to count. You have to call your target before and after the score. No multiple marshmallow throws allowed. No trading points for marshmallows. No joining forces with another player in the middle of a match.
SCORING: 1 point for hitting a car
3 points for hitting an oncoming car
5 points for hitting a mailbox or a road sign
10 points for hitting an open window
15 points for hitting an open sunroof
25 points for hitting a cow or cop car

BONUS POINTS:

3 points for getting an angry gesture from another motorist
5 points for getting a marshmallow thrown back at you
10 points for getting someone in another vehicle to eat your marshmallow

THINGS TO DO WITH A NERF FOOT BALL:

*use as a pillow or headrest when you need to catch some z's
*bite, squeeze, pound against the dashboard when other drivers or fellow passengers are bugging the shit out of you
*cut in half and stuff each half in your bra if you get the urge for an instant boob job
*roll under your bare feet to relieve gas pedal cramps or spine to ease back pain
*a guy-catching antenna ornament
*put it under your shirt and pretend you're pregnant so you can cut to the front of the lines or get faster service
*when you're craving physical contact play roadside touch football with at bunch of guys
*use it as a huge curler to achieve big hair

THINGS TO DO WITH DUCK TAPE: